Congratulations man.. you're fruitful

chatinent:

Hello father,

Did you say you don't know what to do?

My friend, will you c'mon go and start pricing and buying napkin and baby wears...you are here saying you don't know what to do.

If you don't know what to do, do what you know new fathers do.

Las las, know say una two don automatically graduate from school. I shall not mince words.

Abstain from premarital sex, you no hear.

Shey you put mirror dey look your face when you were busy penising up and down in acrobats and during the climax baa? The imbecilic face? The akwukwu baa? The energy? Use am go price napkin for triplets.


What God cannot do doesn't exist.

Mann up and take ur responsibility abortion is not an option please

ShedrachU:
You needed a good advice, but it seems comments here are tormenting you.

It's simple, what has happened has happened.
You are now left with two options; Abortion or keep the baby and take up the due responsibility of a father. (Personally, I don't advice the former).

It's your choice now. Don't panic, calm your nerves and think constructively on what to do with your partner's consent. And let your people know, be strong!

Goog luck and all the best!

Abortion will your destiny except GOD help you. Abortion has great consequences. You will still finish your school.

Don't try abortion

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

Lmao...

If you can feed and cohabit with her, if you can uncloth her and collect your Ifeoma.. Then you can take care of the baby in her...

So no shaking.

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

She should remove it if she cares for her future or you can quit the relationship if it will affect your future. Don't treat life with sentiments

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

Face your fear my G. Am in this too same thing happened to me, you’re now a man” forget doing abortion don’t even go there. You’re all you gat now and ur hustle way will open. Believe

Kissmyassbiach:
If you’re both not ready then abort it. The problem will be finding the money and a qualified doctor who’s willing (because it’s illegal)

But I’m pretty sure you’d be able to find some NGO’s on Twitter who do it(for free I think). If it’s not far gone, there are abortion medications available.

Don’t allow illiterates make you feel like a child is a punishment for having premarital sex. Children need love and care and a stable environment. If you’re not ready to offer that, don’t add to the millions of struggling kids. Sentiments aside.

Next time make sure you’re well protected to avoid it.

ABORTION IS A SIN AND EQUALLY A MURDER. GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ANY MURDERER. THE BIBLE SAYS THOU SHALL NOT KILL. AND I EQUALLY BELIEVE THE QUORAN IS AGAINST IT. DONT INCURE GOD WRAT BY SUPPORTING EVIL

Love4mikids:
Hello young man,don’t bring a baby to this world if you don’t have the wherewithal,if you ever get out of this,please be cautious.Ask the pharmacist for cytotoxic.get it and follow the guide.

Your name is love4mikids but you're advising another man to do away with his....

What an irony

Easylion3569:
You dont understand. I cant let people get to kno about this. My friends will laugh me

You weren't ashamed during the process but now shamed of the product.

Aboi!! Go and talk to mommy.

Easylion3569:
This thing just happen to me at the very wrong time.. I need to do something before people find out

Abortion is an option.

ChiefSosa:
Omo naija ema sere'kere,
ere'kere ni doyun'koyun,
Oyun'koyun ni d'omokomo,
omokomo ni ni'le lara

In K1's voice

Sonnobax15:

Make una dey wear paper bag during lashing,una no dey hear . Now see the kind headpan of wahala wey you don use your preek buy

Well,op,I no get any advice to give you, because I wasn't the one who held torch for you people when lashing....Even if I had begged you to allow me do small,I believe say you for no gree .

But mennnnnnnn,the rate at which baby things take dey expensive these days dey very alarming

Vibe killers.. you and chatinent.

graciamore:
hahaha nsirslanders knows how to make someone laugh even when am sad jor

What's making you sad?

Cheer up, take each day at a time.

Life is most important after all.

When God tells you to abstain from fornication , you answered like Cain that its impossible to do so. Now you have the result of immorality staring at you, instead of maintaining the same stubbornness you put up against God you're crying like a defeated creature. Even if God tells you to repent now and that he'll show you mercy you may still put up resistance because after this cry you will still find a way to go on in your fornication habits. If you however want to be genuinely free; then repent, surrender to Jesus absolutely and receive the power to go and sin no more, do that fast and it will still be well with you inspite of your present predicament and entanglement, God will have mercy on you.

It's just a dawn of new beginning of fatherhood ....my brother take the child and the mother with good fate.... There's no condemnation for you ..
You would be proud of yourself with time for bringing someone to the world
..Very soon to your mates would envy you
Stop being fretful it's because it's your first time .....Every first experience is like that.....
Inform us your family and they would support you

Nicely fabricated

Righteousness2:
Congrats to you and your Sin Partner '

You have Become a Father in waiting.
Your Sin Partner has become a Mother in Waiting.

You need to awake to your responsibility and Ensure you don't think or try to abort, cos that will be Wickedness and will make you a Murderer.

It takes about 9months for the baby or babies arrival, so you have enough time to prepare and Save.

Once again Congratulations!

You are not righteous after all. I can see judgmental words in your post.

Iziebhokhale:


Abortion will your destiny except GOD help you. Abortion has great consequences. You will still finish your school.

Don't try abortion

Read my comment again!

Kissmyassbiach:
If you’re both not ready then abort it. The problem will be finding the money and a qualified doctor who’s willing (because it’s illegal)

But I’m pretty sure you’d be able to find some NGO’s on Twitter who do it(for free I think). If it’s not far gone, there are abortion medications available.

An NGO in Nigeria to sponsor where abortion is still illegal?

chatinent:


But your penis refused to be under your parents naw. Your penis was busy penising up and down. What is penised cannot be unpenised. Congrats, dad.

Una go kee me o..

chatinent:

Hello father,

Did you say you don't know what to do?

My friend, will you c'mon go and start pricing and buying napkin and baby wears...you are here saying you don't know what to do.

If you don't know what to do, do what you know new fathers do.

Las las, know say una two don automatically graduate from school. I shall not mince words.

Abstain from premarital sex, you no hear.

Shey you put mirror dey look your face when you were busy penising up and down in acrobats and during the climax baa? The imbecilic face? The akwukwu baa? The energy? Use am go price napkin for triplets.


What God cannot do doesn't exist.

Better advice. The problem is that most like you are scared of the unknown but the truth is there is nothing to be scared of.

Just be responsible and watch blessing flow as you take care of the lady and the baby.

To those who will suggest evacuation hmmm the outcome is not always good.

Easylion3569:
Please what can i do now? We're the only one that knows about it

If I could go back 15years in time, I'll gladly trade places with you. Though it may not be easy for now, it may even get tougher, but in the end, it'll be the best thing that ever happened to you. Man up, tell your parents about it and begin to prepare. Your life as you know it would just need a few modifications.

Its a good thing to be a father. Man up and take the responsibility..

Big penis ...no money

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.


everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

you have to know what she wants and if she's ready to go on this journey... certainly you're not ready if she's also not ready... please don't bring children or child into this world to suffer ..... nowadays you see children at a very young age falling into depression....


Please don't do things based on what people would say... people would always have what to say.... please do what is best you and your girlfriend... staysafe

What else do we expect?
Covid-19 locked down promoted pregnancy.
Don't blame anyone but Buhari, who ensured that Nigeria higher institutions were locked down for +/- 2 yrs in the last 4 years.
At least you enjoyed your sexually active girl friend, you demonstrated that you are anti-comdom user.
You confirmed that you are fertile
What you can do now;
Rule no1: Never indulged in pre-marital sex without using condom.
Rule no 2; Never forget Rule no 1
Send your Ethereum wallet no to receive pregnancy support fund.

ChiefSosa:
Omo naija ema sere'kere,
ere'kere ni doyun'koyun,
Oyun'koyun ni d'omokomo,
omokomo ni ni'le lara

Ose omo iya mi

I can’t wait for the naming ceremony. OP, Easylion3569, invite me so I can turn up with my two side chicks.

Easylion3569:
It is not congratulation.. I'm still under my parents, and i'm still schooling

ok since u no wan hear congratulations then take congratulobia. Safe delivery in advance papa bomboi

Easylion3569:
Please can someone put himself in my condition and tell me what to do?

F NB


Find 20k give the girl make she go find her spoilt friend, they know where to remove it. I hope that’s what you want to hear. Do t follow her there. Let her friend accompany her.

Easylion3569:
You dont understand. I cant let people get to kno about this. My friends will laugh me

This is the least of your problems boy

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

Cry well well, lol. When you dey do skin diving, wetin you expect?

Vanilla4:
It has happened. Depending on how long it truly is, some OTC meds could help. Why didn't she go on the pill instead or you using protection if you both don't want babies?

Just so you know. Your 'OTC' advice is illegal and considering this pregnancy is almost two months, dangerous.