simplesearch:



This ungodly advise you gave him have been recorded against you in heaven, when you tolerate what God oppose you make yourself wiser than God. Better ask God to forgive you, delete or modify this counsel/comment and change your views and orientation to align with that of God.

1 Corinthians 1:25
Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

Magnoliaa:


Why did you mention that cream cake now? Look at how you just fired my appetite. It's not fair o.

Easylion3569:
You dont understand. I cant let people get to kno about this. My friends will laugh me

chatinent:


But your penis refused to be under your parents naw. Your penis was busy penising up and down. What is penised cannot be unpenised. Congrats, dad.

Easylion3569:
Please can someone put himself in my condition and tell me what to do?

Ynix:


Well done the fetus murdering pharmacist,
Why can't you support him with cash to keep the baby instead of wrong advise.
May be if your dad and mum had aborted you, you won't be here to give your bad advise.
Take note, every words say will be judged

Easylion3569:
This thing just happen to me at the very wrong time.. I need to do something before people find out

Easylion3569:
It is not congratulation.. I'm still under my parents, and i'm still schooling

LotaTee:
There must be something seriously wrong with you.

BRATISLAVA:




Talk about some delicious belly infrastructure. Please, get the cream cake—might I suggest coconut flakes to be sprinkled liberally over the top? But be sure to walk it off. Cream is fattening.

Easylion3569:
If only i had know. Now everything i have worked for is trying to fade away

Magnoliaa:


Lewlllll. You say what? Sapa is my best buddy, rn, in the whole world, sis.

Secondly, I don't need to walk any fat off. Me wey dey find fatness like this. Seriously.

simplesearch:


Proverbs 29:1
He, that being often reproved hardeneth his neck, shall suddenly be destroyed, and that without remedy.

Sonnobax15:

Make una dey wear paper bag during lashing,una no dey hear . Now see the kind headpan of wahala wey you don use your preek buy

Well,op,I no get any advice to give you, because I wasn't the one who held torch for you people when lashing....Even if I had begged you to allow me do small,I believe say you for no gree .

But mennnnnnnn,the rate at which baby things take dey expensive these days dey very alarming

captainking:
I am not casting you.. But I wonder how some guys think..
When you were having sex and cumming inside her.. What did you think would be the product??
Fridge?? Or microwave....

Be prepared to be a father.. And please do not try to abort the baby..

BRATISLAVA:


Congratulations! The rest of us eat with guilt and the early morning sweat.

But you know you want some succulent, delish cake. You know you crave it. The delicious icing. The way it pulls apart. The way it could fill your mouth! Oh, so good! Mmmh.

**Off to the food thread**

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

simplesearch:


You can as well go to court and ask the judge not to condemn anyone since we are all human. Many who tow your line of reasoning are now languishing regretfully in hell too late, having being deceived by the devil to believe serving God isn't that much of an issue to take too seriously.

1 Peter 4:18
And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear?

chatinent:

Hello father,

Did you say you don't know what to do?

My friend, will you c'mon go and start pricing and buying napkin and baby wears...you are here saying you don't know what to do.

If you don't know what to do, do what you know new fathers do.

Las las, know say una two don automatically graduate from school. I shall not mince words.

Abstain from premarital sex, you no hear.

Shey you put mirror dey look your face when you were busy penising up and down in acrobats and during the climax baa? The imbecilic face? The akwukwu baa? The energy? Use am go price napkin for triplets.


What God cannot do doesn't exist.

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

Easylion3569:
Please can someone put himself in my condition and tell me what to do?

Magnoliaa:


Getattttttttttttttttttt of here.

I have seriously limited my visit to that thread sha and some food accounts I follow on IG.

(P.S.: I didn't read your comment oh, I just skimmed it. It's not me you'll torment. )

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

Divoc19:
Try and get misoprostol