mejai:

Sshhhhh. No shout.
Bera estate (Chevron too) to Abraham adesanya around 5pm, no be child's play. 1hr 20mins.


I once said here, dat road needs urgent solution.

I Don tire. I delayed entering Island till 9pm, hoping that it would have eased off before I get there, na lie. The traffic was literally crawling.

Ride will sleep small, wake up and hiss, and the cycle continued till we got to ilaje.

I vex off radio because at some point everything was just annoying to me.

See the way
Eyinola, deedee44, ifebarbie, mejai ,
nastydriod, yommie007,
gather beat V4 out of uncle Dru head yesternight while una dey sleep
Gentlelife50 come give upper cut.

But Na only me Oga Dru dey face now.
Why me ?

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northbird:

As long as they keep spinning this half-truth, more people will keep on boarding e.g the Sienna guy.

if u have a solid strategy, that figure is achievable monthly: my bank statement for year is already looking very fat. Waiting for December sales so that I can grow it further.

northbird:

As long as they keep spinning this half-truth, more people will keep on boarding e.g the Sienna guy.

Stoppit which half truth?

Where were you when they said they have been netting 100k week in week out ?

Where were you when they started posting dashboards to change narratives and revolution ?

No post dashboard dem no hear
Now to post dashboard don hard them cause the narratives has changed against them.

Ants leagues still cashing out as we speak... dodo and beans, very easy

Gentlelife50:

The worst part is bolt will still fix surgery everywhere, giving drivers hope.

Sangotedo is dry these days. Buhari's economy is biting hard on them. Even though these period is generally dry, na serious winter for Sangotedo.

But you can still drive towards Abraham Adesanya roundabout/Thomas Estate and start your day from there, just maybe. I always don't rely on surge, bonuses or just an app, the objective is to keep moving with a reasonable fare and above all, a reasonable trip that can lead to more trips.

GeneralZodd:
if u have a solid strategy, that figure is achievable monthly: my bank statement for year is already looking very fat. Waiting for December sales so that I can grow it further.

Baba u fit laon me 50k I don fustrate for pH like this..make I come back lagos.i go pay back with interest..

Felicity001:



Haha haha haha haha... This one burst my brain

Some of your riders deserve worst...

I don't do excess luggage, if your luggage is not handy sorry is your 2nd name. Even airways charges for excess luggage, danfo and Inter state transporters charge for excess luggage.

Now, you're not paying me for that yet you still want me to help you load it inside my boot? Pray it's not raining if not the rain go beat u tire because I won't even carry you unless you agree to pay an extra 2k depending on the distance because too many riders and excess luggage increases load on the car thereby higher fuel to power the car to yoir destination and more weight on the car components like shocks, bushings, tyriod, bolt joint etc...


Now, let me share two experiences within these little period of my break from here while i keep reading to catch up with the thread.

Was somewhere around Allen on Wednesday when i got this resq
The lady called to inform me I was picking up her mum from ibtc bank... I was just a block away so I quickly arrived, parked while waiting for the woman to come out believing she was inside.

Next thing, phine rang...
Mother: where are you na I've been waiting for u since (with a very loud, authoritative, commanding and annoying tone)
Me: still trying to be cool by trying to salute
Mother: where r you, I'm in a hurry and I'm at ibtc pensions, where are you? You're delaying me, whats wrong with you? Bla bla bla...
Me: madam will you shout up and address me with respect, by the way why are you shouting? Do you know me b4? In fact bye.

I hanged up and cancelled the trip immediately as it as already gotten to paid wait time.

Daughter called few minutes later to confirm if I'd picked her up, sorry you provided the wrong addi and ur mum was sounding too rude... Request again for her with the right addi... Like she knows the kinda of mum she has she didn't even wait for me to finish she just hanged up.

Me, what's my own, I've satisfied my mind.

About 30min later, a lady called narrating how I was to pick up a woman from her office and how the said woman left an item behind. Begging for her contact.

Me I've already deleted the text mgs containing the number the daughter sent b4, asked her to call back since I've to trace back to find any of the contacts....

CASE 2
Last night I was somewhere in chevron drive seriously looking for a trip back home, luckily got one to oniru...

After drop off I got another to MMAI and was happy not knowing it won't end well.

Rider put in the wrong address yet was still claiming right and saying she input the her street, okay is your street of fadojo street around oniru palace, yes but you're supposed to be here... A man voice took over and instead of the idiot to talk to me like a fellow man with sense he was even saying worst than the woman... How sad I never knew women are more smarter than some dic.k head men... Next thing the idiot called me Stu.pid...
Me hoodlum driver na him U dey call Stu.pid... Ur own don finish...

I told him sorry sir, got the right street address which was about 500m away... Called him to come out... The idiot was bolf enough to come out with his ugly gf.... By then i was sitting on top my boot with my wheel spinal on my hands. As the came out...

Me: you're so so and so person right? My rider?
The lady responded, yes! Was about shouting I quickly cut her off...
Me: who was the guy on the phone.
The guy answered it me, this time with a cool voice after seeing my tuch appearance and my ride...

So na I be the fool dey call ur papa, ur generation stupid abi? I reviewed my wheel spinal from behind my back where I was hiding it... Walking towards him... Omo na so the girl stepped back the guy too took 2stepz back quickly too...

Me: ogun go kill you for calling me stupid, devil punish that ur black lips... Fo.ol! Next time try am again.

I entered my car zoomed off!

Both of them where frozen didn't even say a single word.


Case 3...

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Felicity for President. Na you fit Nigerians. You do not handle them with kid gloves, not in this Lagos. You are doing well.

iPhone geng na una dey move Lagos now abi
R: good afternoon, whr are u
M: I am in ur street already
R: ok.plz do u hv an iPhone cord
M: No
R: sorry hv to cancel, i need a driver that hav an iPhone cord

Chaiiiiiiiiiii

Meanwhile one hoodlum driver maybe na felix feli no get joy at all

ndubuisi2021:


Sangotedo is dry these days. Buhari's economy is biting hard on them. Even though these period is generally dry, na serious winter for Sangotedo.

But you can still drive towards Abraham Adesanya roundabout/Thomas Estate and start your day from there, just maybe. I always don't rely on surge, bonuses or just an app, the objective is to keep moving with a reasonable fare and above all, a reasonable trip that can lead to more trips.

Yes ooo, I thought I was the only person that have been noticing this shangotedo drought.
That place used to be hot

GeneralZodd:
if u have a solid strategy, that figure is achievable monthly: my bank statement for year is already looking very fat. Waiting for December sales so that I can grow it further.

You and I know this account balance is not a statement. It's still part of the half truths I was talking about.
Moreover, who puts bulk cash in a savings account dese days, why shortchanging urself.
Try money market funds.

The reality about E-hailing is that earnings are never consistent.
Salary job is consistent

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mejai:

Sshhhhh. No shout.
Bera estate (Chevron too) to Abraham adesanya around 5pm, no be child's play. 1hr 20mins.


I once said here, dat road needs urgent solution.

Once it’s 4pm, I no dey go any trip towards Ajah. Except on Sundays.

eyinola:
iPhone geng na una dey move Lagos now abi
R: good afternoon, whr are u
M: I am in ur street already
R: ok.plz do u hv an iPhone cord
M: No
R: sorry hv to cancel, i need a driver that hav an iPhone cord

Chaiiiiiiiiiii

Meanwhile one hoodlum driver maybe na felix feli no get joy at all

The rider dey form youtuber. Shey na for map driver go see destination if at all ? Abi na me no get the gist? The driver self dey shoot himself for leg by using uber app to ask for destination.

Johnchrix:

Baba u fit laon me 50k I don fustrate for pH like this..make I come back lagos.i go pay back with interest..

Ok send me ya AZA sharp sharp 08096327350 on WhatsApp

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You guys should watch that. Lagos agberos are working overtime.

northbird:


Who puts bulk cash in a savings account dese days, why shortchanging urself.
Try money market funds.

I am on a mission, N10,000,000 before the end of 2022 I withdraw all my money and buy 5 solid cars and put them on them Ehailing and become a fleet owner

GeneralZodd:


I am on a mission, N10,000,000 before the end of 2022 I withdraw all my money and buy 5 solid cars and put them on them Ehailing and become a fleet owner

You are missing at least 250,- 300,000. If you were on a money market fund.

GeneralZodd:


I am on a mission, N10,000,000 before the end of 2022 I withdraw all my money and buy 5 solid cars and put them on them Ehailing and become a fleet owner

This is awesome

GeneralZodd:


I am on a mission, N10,000,000 before the end of 2022 I withdraw all my money and buy 5 solid cars and put them on them Ehailing and become a fleet owner

Why wait till u can buy five cars at a go? The price of car will not be chilling for u o

northbird:


You are missing at least 250,- 300,000. If you were on a money market fund.

What are the returns like? Rate and ROI please

northbird:


You are missing at least 250,- 300,000. If you were on a money market fund.

tell me more about this?

Abeg my matrix dey vibrate badly anytime I'm on speed starting for 60

ReadaDream:
Tell us small... Some of us they reason go another state low-key.

Wetin my eyes see last night for Chevron to VGC no be here. I almost slept off.

U go swim for surge tire...no ride..pH people prefare Keke o..

Pearl1910:


What are the returns like? Rate and ROI please

ARM is like 8.02% annually. Stanbic too.

GeneralZodd:
Ok send me ya AZA sharp sharp 08096327350 on WhatsApp

Chairman make I send too?

obinoral1179:
tell me more about this?

If you have 2m in savings account, you won't get much.

If the 2m is in a market fund @ 8%, you get at least 18 - 20k monthly on your money.

Thurmieee:
Abeg my matrix dey vibrate badly anytime I'm on speed starting for 60

Go for wheel balancing.

northbird:


ARM is like 8.02% annually. Stanbic too.

Huummmmm...thanks

chillex8:
The reality about E-hailing is that earnings are never consistent.
Salary job is consistent

.... also Weekends with family and friends guaranteed!

MoonlightDrive:


.... also Weekends with family and friends guaranteed!

No sir, not guaranteed!!! i have not been with my family for two weeks....Nothing in life is ........

northbird:


You are missing at least 250,- 300,000. If you were on a money market fund.

Opay's Owealth has an annual return of 15% he's missing alot