Some days ago, my wife posted on Social media how i have tiny dick that doesn't last longer than 10 secs, and she also accused me of hating receiving my favorite Bl.owjo.b, Imagine.

I wont waste further time to defend myself.

1. I don't have a dysfunctional dic.k but rather, my wife's heavy body mass makes my dic.k shy and refuse to rise. It is not fair. How can I marry a chubby curvy woman and within a year, she mourns and snores like Monster Hulk and you expect my dic.k not to panic.

2. I don't have a tiny dick, You don't expect my dick to meet up with cucumber. Comparing the two is not just.

3. I don't last only 10 secs s, How do you expect me to be happy when thrusting a woman and yet can't feel anything at all but rather only hear Man like mourn. That is not fair to my sanity. When am supposed to be picturing boo.ty Amber rose, rather I am forced to picture Sylvester Stallone. Me sef don't blame my dic.k.

4. Of course, you don't expect me to Give her head, what if during orgasm, she looses control and sits on my head, smashing it. What exactly will i even tell God that i was doing and how will i say it?

5. Lastly, I love mouth action, just that i don't like it wen ur face, teeth and body statue spells danger. If she mistakenly bites it off, what will i give to addicted Confidence to enjoy?

Shedrack777:
come and make heaven let me see

9jaBloke:
Two things:
Quick ejaculation is usually caused by oversensitivity. If your wife's body appalls you as claimed, you will experience ED not QE.

2. When she said he doesn't give mouth action, she didn't mean bj.


This reply is so fake and some nairalanders are so dense.

Simdyofficial:
this alone can make one commit suicide o.. Haaa. Op e no go beta for u Person pikin

Who we go call for this matter

Rydermaverick:

Pls is she truly your wife or you are just trolling?

Maryliola:
definitely trolling. I don’t know who that man is

Scientists:


The way my wife narrated the whole story made me depressed

Scientists:




Please nairalander help me, I am depressed. Should I tow back this monster back home or should I sweep our sitting room and drink tea afterwards?

XXXXTENTACION:
They are always three sides to a story...
The accuser side of the story...
The accused side of the story...
And the actual truth...
In all of this everyone paints themselves to be a saint and hero in their own story...

Precious911:

Wahala for who no know Scientists for nairaland.

Scientists:


The way my wife narrated the whole story made me depressed

Rydermaverick:

Pls is she truly your wife or you are just trolling?

Rydermaverick:

Pls is she truly your wife or you are just trolling?

Xilsbridalhouse:

Obviously a troll.

Maryliola:
definitely trolling. I don’t know who that man is

XXXXTENTACION:
They are always three sides to a story...
The accuser side of the story...
The accused side of the story...
And the actual truth...
In all of this everyone paints themselves to be a saint and hero in their own story...

Shedrack777:
come and make heaven let me see

Scientists:




Please nairalander help me, I am depressed. Should I tow back this monster back home or should I sweep our sitting room and drink tea afterwards?

muller101:
I am their son. I will narrate the truth.