and normally I bust it into a tissue or in to my hand to swallow it (I don’t know why but I love to swallow my own jizz�

SmellySperm:
To actually read all that shít you wrote,I'm a mumu man

TheGidRedpiIIer:
At least you no kill person

ExtremeDot:


[s]Children raised with absent fathers are worse off.[/s]

odinson1:
Ok,what the Hell did I just read?

GloriousLeap889:

to start I’m a 19yo male and I normally masturbate in my computer chair watching porn or in bed but during quarantine with my family home I’ve been experimenting with new techniques and positions and rooms and recently at midnight every night for the past week I’ve gone down to the dark moon lit living room to beat it standing I’ve actually been really really enjoying it in that room and in that position and in the dark with only moonlight and faint street lights I find it to be an incredible turn on in the dark

and normally I bust it into a tissue or in to my hand to swallow it (I don’t know why but I love to swallow my own jizz�) but for some reason I orgasm really hard when I’m doing it in that big room in the dark standing and I bust it all over the floor

and then I have to clean it but it’s worth it

but anyway last night and I’m laughing typing this

I was doing my usual routine of beating it in the dark living room and I was to busy to notice that someone walked in the room behind me and I turned around to change my posture and I could barely see in the dark and I heard

“umm” as my mom exhaled

I said “ oh shit uh sorry” as I grabbed a pillow off the couch to cover myself I was expecting her to tell me to “ do that shit in your room” or something like that but no in staid she told me in a tired groggy voice

“ it’s fine just use a tissue or clean it up now I’m going to bed”

she then walked back up the stairs to bed I paused for a second and I resumed then I went to bed

now my family is atheist and my mom has always taught me and my siblings to explore are sexuality and that masturbation is normal and just do it in private and my mom is almost 50 (she’s 48 this summer)

and she is very understanding the next morning over breakfast we had a good laugh about it and that was it the part that kills me is she literally didn’t care at all that I was masturbating or that I was gonna make a mess

she told me that she thought someone was breaking in and that she was a little upset that it wasn’t a burglar and it was just me

and that kills me because of her tired state and we laughed because I didn’t recognize her at first and neither did she

now my mom is divorced and in are big two story house it’s just me her and my younger brothers and I couldn’t tell who it was at first until she spoke so you can see why I freaked a bit at first

so yah that was just a recap of what happened to me last night that is making me laugh writing this

SenecaTheYonger:
You swallow your cum? Well, that’s where I stopped reading. I know this story is from a foreign blog. Only white peoples eat their cum

TheGidRedpiIIer:
At least you no kill person

TalkTalkTwins:


Get sense bro
Being raised by a single parent doesn't make one less a human...

GloriousLeap889:

to start I’m a 19yo male and I normally masturbate in my computer chair watching porn or in bed but during quarantine with my family home I’ve been experimenting with new techniques and positions and rooms and recently at midnight every night for the past week I’ve gone down to the dark moon lit living room to beat it standing I’ve actually been really really enjoying it in that room and in that position and in the dark with only moonlight and faint street lights I find it to be an incredible turn on in the dark

and normally I bust it into a tissue or in to my hand to swallow it (I don’t know why but I love to swallow my own jizz�) but for some reason I orgasm really hard when I’m doing it in that big room in the dark standing and I bust it all over the floor

and then I have to clean it but it’s worth it

but anyway last night and I’m laughing typing this

I was doing my usual routine of beating it in the dark living room and I was to busy to notice that someone walked in the room behind me and I turned around to change my posture and I could barely see in the dark and I heard

“umm” as my mom exhaled

I said “ oh shit uh sorry” as I grabbed a pillow off the couch to cover myself I was expecting her to tell me to “ do that shit in your room” or something like that but no in staid she told me in a tired groggy voice

“ it’s fine just use a tissue or clean it up now I’m going to bed”

she then walked back up the stairs to bed I paused for a second and I resumed then I went to bed

now my family is atheist and my mom has always taught me and my siblings to explore are sexuality and that masturbation is normal and just do it in private and my mom is almost 50 (she’s 48 this summer)

and she is very understanding the next morning over breakfast we had a good laugh about it and that was it the part that kills me is she literally didn’t care at all that I was masturbating or that I was gonna make a mess

she told me that she thought someone was breaking in and that she was a little upset that it wasn’t a burglar and it was just me

and that kills me because of her tired state and we laughed because I didn’t recognize her at first and neither did she

now my mom is divorced and in are big two story house it’s just me her and my younger brothers and I couldn’t tell who it was at first until she spoke so you can see why I freaked a bit at first

so yah that was just a recap of what happened to me last night that is making me laugh writing this

ExtremeDot:
Omoooh, things deh happen o.

Your mom is divorced. Meaning she is raising you alone. No wonder.

Children raised with absent fathers are worse off.

Your mom is over pampering you, and that will get you more bad than good.

All the high and sweet sensation you feel during orgasm while you perform the act of masturbation is not worth the ills of masturbation when the ills of masturbation start catching up with you.

Fight masturbation and stop it.

You wanna have seex? Be a man and have real seex.

delzbaba:
oga of wankers don talk oh, e say atleast u no kill person,,na just cum guzzler u be.

TheGidRedpiIIer:

i am very mad!