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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 1:43pm On Nov 13, 2021
Phargbemmy:
Hello comrades, please I noticed that once my AC is on, car feels heavy and its slow to move but once it pick, it fly's. What can be the cause? Car is Honda Civic 2006 model. AC is manual

Once what picks?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 1:44pm On Nov 13, 2021
sharpk007:



Bros... Was even looking for screen grab on my old fone to show U self.... But I tried dat on BOlt by not accepting trip, less Dan a week I was blocked for 48hrs, since den I deviced a means to balance thins up on bolt.

I for like see am o. If it's now, I fit believe but 3yrs ago...Mbanu
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 2:11pm On Nov 13, 2021
dru23:



better than looking for visa appointment and still can't find it online.
Kaii this man you are too petty, God forbid.
Tuaa, may God have mercy on you.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TariqK: 2:19pm On Nov 13, 2021
yusufdayo1:


what is a lemon limca Camry
Oga check your mail pls.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 2:19pm On Nov 13, 2021
komodapson:


@gentlelife: Alright thanks bro...


Whoelse dey feel this "heatwaves"....if your AC no be mortuary standard going into this Yuletide... Omor....you & Jezebel daughters go see War... grin

Omor!!! e be like say 11a.m - 4p.m go be break time now o. Make I go hangout for cocacola spot. There's more to life than dashboard earnings. I need one lazyant to second this motion. grin

The sun no be here, I am just coming out only to be waiting for a rider now. I hate waiting for rider especially when the weather is hot like this, because I will leave my car running.
I don't know why Nigerians can't just request when they are ready.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 2:35pm On Nov 13, 2021
Gentlelife50:

Kaii this man you are too petty, God forbid.
Tuaa, may God have mercy on you.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by stacyadams: 2:41pm On Nov 13, 2021
komodapson:


@gentlelife: Alright thanks bro...


Whoelse dey feel this "heatwaves"....if your AC no be mortuary standard going into this Yuletide... Omor....you & Jezebel daughters go see War... grin

Omor!!! e be like say 11a.m - 4p.m go be break time now o. Make I go hangout for cocacola spot. There's more to life than dashboard earnings. I need one lazyant to second this motion. grin
grin grin. Na my new pattern now so I stay away from sun,lastma,vio,road safety,task force LG boys as all of them dey find client....plus the "oga is ur AC working crew"

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 2:57pm On Nov 13, 2021
GeneralZodd:


Mine was Mushin at 11pm and earlier hours of 5am. Dem dey find who dem go Strangle for this Xmas period. 3 straight request from Mushin. I off app. Blow empty go house, when destination trip no gree come

Got a request 1..4 surge from Ebute Metta going to elegushi Beach around 9.30pm yesternite

Rider: We are at costain Roundabout

Me: Costain Roundabout ( 1st red flag, that's not an address now,

Me: hearing background comments., I just casually ask, how many people.

Rider : We are 5.(2nd red flag)

Me: 5 ke?

Didn't wait for any red flags again, canceled straight.

Being paranoid in dis hustle esp at night can save you from some mishaps.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:37pm On Nov 13, 2021
dru23:



better than looking for visa appointment and still can't find it online.

I sensed dis will surface one day that was why I used Dear Dru grin hehehehe

I arm twisted u to path with 50k for by force contest grin (I knew it pained u)
By urself u offered Freon publicly thinking I will not collect it. I collected it neatly and you are still pained. I ve not used dot cos my AC is still chilling grin grin.

So next ?

I say where I come from we no dey shame ehhhhh

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by guruvicawelt: 3:46pm On Nov 13, 2021
Good day all.. please help me.. im new on this uber thingy.. i have gone for inspection and uploaded. But my challenge now is my account has not been activated.. how do i go about it? Must i upload all the document including lasdri etc

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 3:47pm On Nov 13, 2021
Gentlelife50:


The sun no be here, I am just coming out only to be waiting for a rider now. I hate waiting for rider especially when the weather is hot like this, because I will leave my car running.
I don't know why Nigerians can't just request when they are ready.

This one no too dey vex me, the one wey dey vex me be this..

Rider: Oga where are you NOW (emphasis on NOW)
Driver: I'm close by, the map is showing Less than 5mins

Next 30sec....

Rider: Oga where are you NOWWWW
Driver: come outside, I'm outside...
Rider: I'm coming

....after 10mins of waiting the rider is yet to come down from stairs...

After 12mins, then she appears...sitting at back, looking forlorn without apologies...then next thing..." Oga is your AC not working, can you please increase it"

Here comes test of your Patience elasticity.. shocked
If you're not calm enough, you're and am go run show grin God help you say na long trip..e go be like say you carry "Winch"

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 3:59pm On Nov 13, 2021
komodapson:


This one no too dey vex me, the one wey dey vex me be this..

Rider: Oga where are you NOW (emphasis on NOW)
Driver: I'm close by, the map is showing Less than 5mins

Next 30sec....

Rider: Oga where are you NOWWWW
Driver: come outside, I'm outside...
Rider: I'm coming

....after 10mins of waiting the rider is yet to come down from stairs...

After 12mins, then she appears...sitting at back, looking forlorn without apologies...then next thing..." Oga is your AC not working, can you please increase it"

Here comes test of your Patience elasticity.. shocked
If you're not calm enough, you're and am go run show grin God help you say na long trip..e go be like say you carry "Winch"

Just learn the tradition in this part of the country...the word NOW isn't abusive or insulting or derogatory. It's just part of d vocabulary. Having that at the back of my mind, I don't pick offence when I hear it.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 3:59pm On Nov 13, 2021
guruvicawelt:
Good day all.. please help me.. im new on this uber thingy.. i have gone for inspection and uploaded. But my challenge now is my account has not been activated.. how do i go about it? Must i upload all the document including lasdri etc

No.
It says optional
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 4:01pm On Nov 13, 2021
guruvicawelt:
Good day all.. please help me.. im new on this uber thingy.. i have gone for inspection and uploaded. But my challenge now is my account has not been activated.. how do i go about it? Must i upload all the document including lasdri etc

Uber will tell u what is left.
Have all ur car documents been approved and accepted?
Cos these ones u r showing here are optional
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 4:14pm On Nov 13, 2021
Pearl1910:


Just learn the tradition in this part of the country...the word NOW isn't abusive or insulting or derogatory. It's just part of d vocabulary. Having that at the back of my mind, I don't pick offence when I hear it.

That's not even the issue...we could give excuse for such "colloqualism", the issue is
you kept on calling (intermittently) and you're not ready. Allowing the Driver to wait extra 12mins. Mind you, " Time" is a key determining factor in this hustle

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 4:21pm On Nov 13, 2021
Gentlelife50:

Kaii this man you are too petty, God forbid.
Tuaa, may God have mercy on you.

Why are you calling him a MAN?
Use the right noun for him, A BOY!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by XGhost: 4:35pm On Nov 13, 2021
Just now, at the airport toilet... One bolt driver walked in an was about to pee in the wash hand basin... I had to stop him.
Like What the ACTUAL Bleep HABA


And what is this congregation always about, jabbering about like a swarm of flies

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 4:46pm On Nov 13, 2021
tunlapapa:


Why are you calling him a MAN?
Use the right noun for him A BOY!
Na waoo, I never see such a BOY.
grin cheesy grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by guruvicawelt: 4:47pm On Nov 13, 2021
All my car documents has been uploaded and approved.. im in lagos o. I keep getting unable to go online each time i want to go online
Pearl1910:


Uber will tell u what is left.
Have all ur car documents been approved and accepted?
Cos these ones u r showing here are optional
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 4:54pm On Nov 13, 2021
Gentlelife50:

Na waoo, I never see such a BOY.
grin cheesy grin

Now you are talking...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sunnp(m): 5:04pm On Nov 13, 2021
Lush100:
.
Abeg those of you liking my comments,
Abeg i need input b4 i give him 120k.
The car is 2006 Corolla sports.
He is a good technician maybe.
But i need the job that will last 3 year.
I am not into Uber etc, i work in ibadan

If you are in ibadan i can give you someone to try ,he help me do my own 3 months ago for 70k sha
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 5:29pm On Nov 13, 2021
XGhost:
Just now, at the airport toilet... One bolt driver walked in an was about to pee in the wash hand basin... I had to stop him.
Like What the ACTUAL Bleep HABA


And what is this congregation always about, jabbering about like a swarm of flies



I’ll rather head home instead of lurking around like that.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SHOOPSYN(m): 5:31pm On Nov 13, 2021
XGhost:
Just now, at the airport toilet... One bolt driver walked in an was about to pee in the wash hand basin... I had to stop him.
Like What the ACTUAL Bleep HABA


And what is this congregation always about, jabbering about like a swarm of flies

Imagine... Very stupid Uber driver.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 5:31pm On Nov 13, 2021
BAZ001:


I sensed dis will surface one day that was why I used Dear Dru grin hehehehe

I arm twisted u to path with 50k for by force contest grin (I knew it pained u)
By urself u offered Freon publicly thinking I will not collect it. I collected it neatly and you are still pained. I ve not used dot cos my AC is still chilling grin grin.

So next ?

I say where I come from we no dey shame ehhhhh

Na only the Gods fit end both of una quarrel.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 5:37pm On Nov 13, 2021
E be like sey me and bolt go fight today. I did round trip on card from Shomolu to Lekki and back with 2 stops on 1. 9x ending 12700. Till now trip is in review. I no know who ask for review.

Even rider still gave me 1k tip.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 5:45pm On Nov 13, 2021
Wetin dey happen for ikeja, police just dey block some routes. E jamisi.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2021
Lush100:
.

No wahala. January is it
My AC is manageable and my car is nit sipping oil even though na that Mobil pailmoil i use.
I even learnt u give ur cousin bazoo1 free freon.
I can be your cousin from now till i get my freon after that i will go and buy izzou bazooka. grin


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 5:50pm On Nov 13, 2021
grin grin grin
GeneralZodd:


Mine was Mushin at 11pm and earlier hours of 5am. Dem dey find who dem go Strangle for this Xmas period. 3 straight request from Mushin. I off app. Blow empty go house, when destination trip no gree come
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 5:55pm On Nov 13, 2021
grin grin grin

Chai, you are irredeemable! grin
BAZ001:


Na you talk am for dis thread to mark akute as red zone ooh grin so u dey go akute for back dey discourage us from going online ?

So I will collect 5k and come back to town empty and then go to kazeem to change leakage or bushing. When last you go akute ?

Meanwhile dt guy replying your post doesn’t know anything at all at all

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:16pm On Nov 13, 2021
komodapson:


That's not even the issue...we could give excuse for such "colloqualism", the issue is
you kept on calling (intermittently) and you're not ready. Allowing the Driver to wait extra 12mins. Mind you, " Time" is a key determining factor in this hustle

Oh okay...there is a solution to that. Cancel after 5mins of Arriving. Anything after that there is paid waiting so u calculate if the wait and the trip is worthwhile or not. If it is then it shouldn't vex u. Nawadays as u cancel another trip is entering.
For me, I don't give room for my blood to boil. Little laxity for anyone to spoil my day. Sometimes I will cancel and remain there till u come outside if I haven't got another trip yet. "Then when u enter the car I tell u I have cancelled ur trip cos u wasted time. Always request only when u r ready" The knowledge that they will request someone else and wait for d driver to come gives me satisfaction for the time wasted.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:18pm On Nov 13, 2021
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:20pm On Nov 13, 2021
XGhost:
Just now, at the airport toilet... One bolt driver walked in an was about to pee in the wash hand basin... I had to stop him.
Like What the ACTUAL Bleep HABA


And what is this congregation always about, jabbering about like a swarm of flies

They are looking for Lekki Ajah Sangotedo trips. Some times it cliques sometimes it's a wasted effort. While they are waiting other drivers have done 5k or 10k

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