davit:


Some guys just mumu for this ehaling work. I can't just imagine.

You're quick to apportion blame on the Driver,for being dutiful in show casing his professionalism. What would you now say about the unscrupulous rider?
"She's smart àbí, clever"... Ò jèló
This is the way and manner society gradually descends into state of Abyss, without redemption.

VaselineCrew:
Got in a fight with a danfo guy today

Punched him, while his conductor punched me back.

What happened? He ran the red light and was insulting me on top.

Gosh, such a lawless society we live in, I couldn’t take it anymore.

Of course I know I need to calm down cause something bad might have happened to me as the driver was already reaching for scissors, but I was just sooo angry

Why are we so lawless in Naija?

Why? God why?

I wish I had a gun, I would have shot him instantly

Never ever get yourself involved in this form of altercation... You are not on same pedestal with them, majority are in state of hopelessness. Imagining, a flamingo as white and rare as they are, trying to rough shoulder with a pig...she'll definitely get stained...

Yoruba has a saying - àlásò funfun, lò mâ sà fun èlépo

mejai:

Gentlelife50, BAZ001, Felicity001 and co... A new hoodlum in town

Azin!

Now, with the veto power bestode on me I hereby anoint and welcome you into the hoodlum driver's association. Henceforth you're no more a bolt agent/stuff but now a hoodlum driver

Baz001, gentlelife50, ikejamism, mejai and all please this driver shoulf noy be address as a bolt agent anymore he is now a hoodlum.

komodapson:


Never ever get yourself involved in this form of altercation... You are not on same pedestal with them, majority are in state of hopelessness. Imagining, a flamingo as white and rare as they are, trying to rough shoulder with a pig...she'll definitely get stained...

Yoruba has a saying - àlásò funfun, lò mâ sà fun èlépo

Just got home and everyone here is telling me the same thing, thankfully the conductors punch to my face was weak sauce, and I didn’t get stabbed, but sigh.

How long are we supposed to adapt to lawlessness?

How long my brother?

No repercussions for anything in this Naija. Even the mass killing that occur, have you ever seen a court case whereby those responsible are being held to account?

pocohantas:


I didn’t say it makes me richer.

Sanity comes at a cost in a madhouse like Nigeria. You might want to argue that, I wouldn’t indulge you.

If you can't indulge people who counters your argument then stay clear of social media.

If you can't take critism or insult then don't bring your issues to social media because people see things differently and will react differently.

If you know you can make clear your points then there's actually no need making it in the first place.

By the way I didn't say using Uber makes ine richer but I actually meant what you just said in your word "sanity" ... You can't force a horse to drink...

If you can't indulge me then stop making post that points to me directly or indirectly.

Peace

dTransporter:


Whenever I have GPS problem and I'm on 4G LTE mode, what I do is switch to 3G mode and vice-versa. It happened today on my last trip to Bariga. Sometimes, the GPS stops directing and stations at one point even when I'm on motion. But once I changed my mode, it picks up again.

Also note that if you are already on 3G mode, switch back to 4G LTE mode.

I notice that some areas are not good with 4G mode...while some are good when on 3G mode...so I switch mode.

I use Glo and this has been working for me.

You can make the switch on your phone settings.

Hope this helps.

Change to MTN...Everywhere you go...the best network. Which one be click to 3G in some areas n 4G in some areas which kain stress ontop ur sub again.

Felicity0001:


If you can't indulge people who counters your argument then stay clear of social media.

I am not having an argument. Maybe you are. More reason I ket you know you won’t be indulged. If you get into the ring and see no one to fight with. I like to think you would pick your gloves and head home.

If you can't indulge me then stop making post that points to me directly or indirectly.
Peace

I never knew you are Bolt’s resident PRO or maybe the MD/CEO. I guess that is why you got blocked on your own platform.

Johnchrix:
Oga Felicity0001 abeg I still de hope on your alert thanks boss..

Sorry bro after paying a loan of 140k today + 7k to Uber plus me locking my key inside the trunk and car entirely central locked... Since morning till this very moment I've not been able to resolve the problem... It's been a tough day bro.

So sorry

dharmie13:
GPS wahala today no be here. Anyone with GPS problem today

Maybe yiu should update your app.

I've only noticed network failure these days.

Try to always switch off yiur phone maybe at night while you're asleep.

And make sure you have enough data on your line I've noticed I always have difficulty in browsing or accept request with a low browsing data

Interesting

Pearl1910:


Lol...they there dey calculate my money. At least ur problem is that it's not consistent. But I dont work 7days a week. So I mange my longevity and endurance.

You don’t want to work hard now and play later at old age ?
So you have off days , you don’t want to end up taking bus to ladipo trying to revive dead Matrix and go back to rentals
Smart Ants president

Felicity0001:


Sorry bro after paying a loan of 140k today + 7k to Uber plus me locking my key inside the trunk and car entirely central locked... Since morning till this very moment I've not been able to resolve the problem... It's been a tough day bro.

So sorry

So sorry sir for all you've been through. if u can still help in anyway I'll be really glad because I'm a a very tight condition here..even drinkable water, imagine I buy everything here feeding is so hard, please see a reason to help me out thanks sir.

Please at wat interval do bolt call for inspection again after have driven on that platform for 3month,cos I got a message from them for another inspection

donfortune48:
Another Monday has passed, yet no display of dashboard.

So revolution is finally peaceful.

According to you Monday be like tomorrow, e no dey finish.


Shebi somebody don talk am before nothing is constant and consistent in this life, even posting of dashboard.

BAZ001:


Bros Na motivation you need, when you need urgent 100k you will drive everyday.
Lol, don’t believe what you read here, guys break down, their cars also breaks down but they won’t tell you.
It’s not easy driving esp in Lagos with all the road constructions everywhere.
I tried driving today cos it’s Monday and there will be mad surge but I was getting short short trips request, the only long trip I got was to load two drums inside my trunk. Immediately I saw the way the two Abokie’s were carrying the drums, I just started my car and was going home the rider open mouth?

So its not only you some days go just off you, you can’t drive everyday 24/7 and not breakdown (you or your car)

Why will they talk? because they're afraid to be scold na... The only person that say it the way it is is felicity001, he's not afraid of what ever anyone says anymore.

If I get accident I say it, if you like retrieve ur car e no concern me.

If I travel to Akure I say if, if you like call for ur car without notice... No wam!

If police man slap me I talk am

If I sleep for police cell I talk am

If I pay 160k or 25k for one way I go talk am so that others can also learn.

If I kick ur dirty stupid ass outta my car for trying to dic.k pocochantis at the back seat on 3MDB I go talk am... If e pain you ask for my location to request me then insult me or try rubbish I go set a new record on top ur head

From where I come from we no dey shame, we no dey fear.
We are bold like a lion
Strong and out spoken any how e be we dey talk am.

na only photo shop dashboard revolutionist sabi post they don't settle any police lastma, etc lie lie, them no dey breakdown, their car no dey develop fault at all... Na angels them o.


[b]By the way, you didn't tell us if it's drum of oyel for ur low millage Camry oh;[/b]D

BAZ001:


Bros Na motivation you need, when you need urgent 100k you will drive everyday.
Lol, don’t believe what you read here, guys break down, their cars also breaks down but they won’t tell you.
It’s not easy driving esp in Lagos with all the road constructions everywhere.
I tried driving today cos it’s Monday and there will be mad surge but I was getting short short trips request, the only long trip I got was to load two drums inside my trunk. Immediately I saw the way the two Abokie’s were carrying the drums, I just started my car and was going home the rider open mouth?

So its not only you some days go just off you, you can’t drive everyday 24/7 and not breakdown (you or your car)

Confam ní àwon èléyí be fun e(in Pasuma voice) - Reality as its being said in street parlance.

Honestly, it seems you need a ton, or maybe 2 tons, of patience to be an ehailing driver.

Almost like sage level patience.

I just was to take this lady somewhere on bolt and she requested to make a stop at a store to which I obliged.

So we got to the store and I parked at the front, she then requested that no I should park right on a tiny one car driveway right in front of the store. It is kinda hard to explain without drawing a picture, but in terms of distance, the difference in meters would have been like 3 meters, I kid you not! I told her gently, I am right in front of the store already and you said you quickly wanna go grab something. She was like Ogaden, re-park and enter here.

I was just thinking like, really, what difference would it make? Unless you just want to be a difficult, controlling and condescending somebody.

I just told her that no I’m not re-parking and I am canceling the ride.

It’s almost like some riders want you to be their slaves.

Although these kind of experiences are always balanced out by nice/indifferent riders, but when you come across a difficult rider, it always just changes moods or maybe it’s just me.

Felicity0001:


Why will they talk? because they're afraid to be scold na... The only person that say it the way it is is felicity001, he's not afraid of what ever anyone says anymore.

If I get accident I say it, if you like retrieve ur car e no concern me.

If I travel to Akure I say if, if you like call for ur car without notice... No wam!

If police man slap me I talk am

If I sleep for police cell I talk am

If I pay 160k or 25k for one way I go talk am so that others can also learn.

If I kick ur dirty stupid ass outta my car for trying to dic.k pocochantis at the back seat on 3MDB I go talk am... If e pain you ask for my location to request me then insult me or try rubbish I go set a new record on top ur head

From where I come from we no dey shame, we no dey fear.
We are bold like a lion
Strong and out spoken any how e be we dey talk am.

na only photo shop dashboard revolutionist sabi post they don't settle any police lastma, etc lie lie, them no dey breakdown, their car no dey develop fault at all... Na angels them o.


[b]By the way, you didn't tell us if it's drum of oyel for ur low millage Camry oh;[/b]D

Oga Felicity...last week Friday, I'd plans to push my driving threshold above limit, so I decided to experience what ants do go through.
Woke up 5 a.m, perhaps due to insomnia. Exchange pleasantries with my wife quickly Munched the Lords prayer and off I hit the road..."wiwi wiwi wiwi" lekki to gbagada, gbagada to akowonjo...back to lekki...yaba....did like 25 trips on all platforms- indriver o, uber o, bolt.....till 10p.m ..ate junks, bitter kola with some origin plastic...
With Full assertiveness.....
I got home, dropped on bed like a thief, feeling wasted....next day, Saturday...e be like say have been ruled out for 6 months due to ACL-Acute Cruciate Ligament tear...I no fit comot

Dem no go yarn you this...it got to a point I thought my engine belt would cut

Now, I have a deep understanding how those baba faragon live "garage life".... E no easy...

Honestly, it seems you need a ton, or maybe 2 tons, of patience to be an ehailing driver.

Almost like sage level patience.

I was to take this lady somewhere on bolt and she requested to make a stop at a store to which I obliged.

So we got to the store and I parked at the front, she then requested that no I should park right on a tiny one car driveway right in front of the store. It is kinda hard to explain without drawing a picture, but in terms of distance, the difference in meters would have been like 3 meters, I kid you not! I told her gently, I am right in front of the store already and you said you quickly wanna go grab something. She was like Oga, re-park and enter here.

I was just thinking like, really, what difference would it make? Unless you just want to be a difficult, controlling and condescending somebody.

I just told her that no I’m not re-parking and I am canceling the ride.

It’s almost like some riders want you to be their slaves.

Although these kind of experiences are always balanced out by nice/indifferent riders, but when you come across a difficult rider, it always just changes moods or maybe it’s just me.

komodapson:


Oga Felicity...last week Friday, I'd plans to push my driving threshold above limit, so I decided to experience what ants do go through.
Woke up 5 a.m, perhaps due to insomnia. Exchange pleasantries with my wife quickly Munched the Lords prayer and off I hit the road..."wiwi wiwi wiwi" lekki to gbagada, gbagada to akowonjo...back to lekki...yaba....did like 25 trips on all platforms- indriver o, uber o, bolt.....till 10p.m ..ate junks, bitter kola with some origin plastic...
With Full assertiveness.....
I got home, dropped on bed like a thief, feeling wasted....next day, Saturday...e be like say have been ruled out for 6 months due to ACL-Acute Cruciate Ligament tear...I no fit comot

Dem no go yarn you this...it got to a point I thought my engine belt would cut

Now, I have a deep understanding how those baba faragon live "garage life".... E no easy...

You forgot to state how much you earned while anting for a day.

VaselineCrew:


You forgot to state how much you earned while anting for a day.

But you should have asked : "how much was spent on my ACL - lol
Health is wealth bro

How true be this...succour at last...enough of, map carry me enter steep road

komodapson:

But you should have asked : "how much was spent on my ACL - lol
Health is wealth bro

Haha, tearing ACL while pressing accelerator, hahahaha... oh my days.

When you watch the replay in slowmo, the way the accelerator pedal defeated your yam legs.

But on a serious note though, health is indeed wealth. That is such a deep saying that a lot of people take for granted, myself included.

BAZ001:


Bros Na motivation you need, when you need urgent 100k you will drive everyday.
Lol, don’t believe what you read here, guys break down, their cars also breaks down but they won’t tell you.
It’s not easy driving esp in Lagos with all the road constructions everywhere.
I tried driving today cos it’s Monday and there will be mad surge but I was getting short short trips request, [b]the only long trip I got was to load two drums inside my trunk. Immediately I saw the way the two Abokie’s were carrying the drums, I just started my car and was going hom[/b]e the rider open mouth?

So its not only you some days go just off you, you can’t drive everyday 24/7 and not breakdown (you or your car)

Chai...dey wan put two drums for your booth plus d one wey dey there already. Riders can be wicked...they want to spoil our low mileage Camry kpatakpata

But na dat small discouragement make u go back house? Sometimes I dey cancel 10trips before better trip enter o. Keep trying keep pushing.

komodapson:
How true be this...succour at last...enough of, map carry me enter steep road

No wonder osolo way free today, at last. Those mofos will go back to being broke.

Y’all wilding out here.


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VaselineCrew:
Got in a fight with a danfo guy today

Punched him, while his conductor punched me back.

What happened? He ran the red light and was insulting me on top.

Gosh, such a lawless society we live in, I couldn’t take it anymore.

Of course I know I need to calm down cause something bad might have happened to me as the driver was already reaching for scissors, but I was just sooo angry

Why are we so lawless in Naija?

Why? God why?

I wish I had a gun, I would have shot him instantly

Sir, please don’t do that again. If the law enforcement guys getting paid to do the work are less concerned then what can you do?

Two wrongs will still not make a right. What you should pray and focus on is how to migrate to a saner clime

Don’t stop praying to God, Nigeria will not end our lives

komodapson:
How true be this...succour at last...enough of, map carry me enter steep road

They haven't opened it o...I still passed there yesterday...Lie lie govt., I tot they said it will be opened last week Tuesday

International Airport Car Park now N650 minimum rate. Bolt is still charging N500.
But where does all these government revenues go to cos we never find them in d budget.

ndubuisi2021:


Haha! I need to be sent a text book on how this works. Did about 120 trips on both Uber and Indriver in October driving about four to five days a week. This November, I barely was able to drive, did just a few trips the days I went to work, make person for no blow empty from Ajah to Ikoyi. Leg is too weak to drive, even with the determination to hit Ubers five percent, I just couldn't.

I need to know the brand of steroids folks take to achieve that type of feat driving week in week out.

Ones u r used to it, it flows naturally.

komodapson:


Oga Felicity...last week Friday, I'd plans to push my driving threshold above limit, so I decided to experience what ants do go through.
Woke up 5 a.m, perhaps due to insomnia. Exchange pleasantries with my wife quickly Munched the Lords prayer and off I hit the road..."wiwi wiwi wiwi" lekki to gbagada, gbagada to akowonjo...back to lekki...yaba....did like 25 trips on all platforms- indriver o, uber o, bolt.....till 10p.m ..ate junks, bitter kola with some origin plastic...
With Full assertiveness.....
I got home, dropped on bed like a thief, feeling wasted....next day, Saturday...e be like say have been ruled out for 6 months due to ACL-Acute Cruciate Ligament tear...I no fit comot

Dem no go yarn you this...it got to a point I thought my engine belt would cut

Now, I have a deep understanding how those baba faragon live "garage life".... E no easy...

Eat at least one proper meal, take supplements and take naps during d day.
If u persist, little by little your system will adapt and u will be used to it.
I want to believe the gains u made was worth d stress

Gabrinchi256:


Eat at least one proper meal, take supplements and take naps during ;Dd day.
If u persist, little by little your system will adapt and u will be used to it.
I want to believe the gains u made was worth d stress

Really, Are you a representative of the AntsLeague? But they never gave nor admitted to a list of prescription to be taken before embarking on this tortuous journeys o. Na your own recipe be this I hope you ain't against work ethics of the Ants...
I'll report you, first - for engaging in sharp practices, being shady and underhand dealings on this Job....lol
'Cos you people never told us about medications and having siestas under Mango tree, which often comes at a Cost. It could cost me my N1million mark

No wonder, BAZOO1 kept on saying the Ants FLOW CHART (modus operandi) shrouds in secrecy