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Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Candidlady: 4:52pm On Dec 03, 2021
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?

how do you avoid such??

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Elosky20: 4:58pm On Dec 03, 2021
Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Badbunny: 4:58pm On Dec 03, 2021
By putting enough toilet paper in the bowl ma'am wink

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Gudbadguy: 4:58pm On Dec 03, 2021
Candidlady:


noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Village girl.use tissue paper

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by AsapTeddy(m): 5:01pm On Dec 03, 2021
Elosky20:
Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.

Hmm legend

Minister of Shit Republic.. grin

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Toochildish666: 5:02pm On Dec 03, 2021
Ur shiit! Is too horible an strong like buhari face, try drinking enough water always

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Candidlady: 5:06pm On Dec 03, 2021
Gudbadguy:
Village girl.use tissue paper
thank you sir... But icant afford that,..
help with relocation to the city

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Nobody: 5:17pm On Dec 03, 2021
AsapTeddy:


Hmm legend

Minister of Shit Republic.. grin
Comrade grin
Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Candidlady: 5:17pm On Dec 03, 2021
Elosky20:
Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.

bros bombay!! cheesy cheesy

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by SenecaTheYonger: 5:21pm On Dec 03, 2021
Candidlady:


noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??


I just realized this is the major cause of infection for women. Since the infected water can go straight to pussy

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Nobody: 5:26pm On Dec 03, 2021
Elosky20:
Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.
I thought I was the only with this wisdom grin

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by liya11: 7:05pm On Dec 03, 2021
Badbunny:
By putting enough toilet paper in the bowl ma'am wink


Seriously that works?
Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Badbunny: 7:53pm On Dec 03, 2021
liya11:



Seriously that works?

Yeah, or u can just shit in the bush and save yourself the stress tongue undecided

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by SweetBuns(f): 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2021
Candidlady:


noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Put enough tp in the bowl before doing your business
Else you’re asking for toilet infection. And I can tell you that’s it’s a very terrible thing
Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by younglleo: 8:12pm On Dec 03, 2021
Poseidon's kiss

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Nobody: 8:18pm On Dec 03, 2021
Elosky20:
Spread a toilet tissue on top the water in the toilet and start dumping immediately. It will absorb the shock from your atomic bomb from causing an explosion.

Kiki

Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by playfrank(m): 8:45pm On Dec 03, 2021
Omo just kip your toilet clean
Candidlady:


noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by liya11: 8:48pm On Dec 03, 2021
Badbunny:


Yeah, or u can just shit in the bush and save yourself the stress tongue undecided


Lol thanks
Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by MufasaLion: 8:49pm On Dec 03, 2021
Candidlady:


thank you sir... But icant afford that,..

help with relocation to the city

LMAO

Funny!
Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Cinacci124: 9:04pm On Dec 03, 2021
Candidlady:

noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?

how do you avoid such??

Hey! It's not only that, but your P*SSY too!

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Cinacci124: 9:06pm On Dec 03, 2021
Candidlady:

noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?

how do you avoid such??

Just dunk a hand full of tissue paper in the W.C before taking a dump.
Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by flokii: 11:35pm On Dec 03, 2021
Drink enough water in the morning so your 'dump' won't be too hard to the extent of splashing water cheesy

On a lighter note, always keep your toilet clean, use soap and disinfectants to kill germs.

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by aimmoney9: 11:41pm On Dec 03, 2021
Ask Joe igbokwe this is his area of expertise.... grin

He will give you on the job training.... grin grin

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by flokii: 11:45pm On Dec 03, 2021
aimmoney9:
Ask Joe igbokwe this is his area of expertise.... grin

He will give you on the job training.... grin grin

Na gutter and drainage be Igbokwe area of specialization na.. una don add w/c join am? cheesy

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Freelane33(m): 11:46pm On Dec 03, 2021
Onijekuje
Candidlady:


noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Cokahot: 6:35am On Dec 04, 2021
Sit at the tip,close to the front.thats what I do,I don't throw tissue paper there again and I don't mind,after all,I toilet b3 I baff.but I stay on the tip,not in the middle and these days.snakes everywhere

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Orgasmgiver123(m): 1:59pm On Dec 04, 2021
One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot

Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Kobicove(m): 2:03pm On Dec 04, 2021
Candidlady:


noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??


Just put a layer of tissue paper on the mater in the toilet smiley
Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by lowkeybahdguy(m): 2:12pm On Dec 05, 2021
Orgasmgiver123:
One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot

Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

That kolo wey dey blast people left leg with him old kala need to locate you asap.. old kala vs rain boot.. who go win? tongue

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by frozen70(f): 3:44pm On Dec 05, 2021
Candidlady:


noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??


It's bound to occur especially if your poor is hard

The solution is, always flush your toilet very well before use

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by BlackfireX: 3:56pm On Dec 05, 2021
Lets ask Osinbande...


Supreme leader on toilet matters

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Re: Toilet Water Splash When Taking A Dump by Orgasmgiver123(m): 5:44pm On Dec 05, 2021
lowkeybahdguy:


That kolo wey dey blast people left leg with him old kala need to locate you asap.. old kala vs rain boot.. who go win? tongue

My rain boot is like a two edged sword, if i kick a fellow with it, they'll kick bucket

Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

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