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| I Have Simped by Simpingfool: 9:31pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
I can never believe that I could simp for a girl until I met this girl.. I am so attracted to her that my d*ck just doesn't rest whenever I see her... Chatting with her alone turns me on  The painful part of this story is that she don chop my money and still rejected me.... How do I pay her back pls.. I want to do her something that'll pain her pls.. I know that I'm an idiot for doing what I did but... Konji na bastard 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Have Simped by Hashabiah: 9:32pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
Receive the grace to learn from this experience and move on . 3 Likes |
| Re: I Have Simped by Odoogu(m): 9:35pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
Bro, live with it and learn from it.  You want to pay her back..  ? what's the assurance you won't repeat same mistakes, as na your prick dey help you think.  1 Like |
| Re: I Have Simped by chatinent: 9:39pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
Face your life, bro. Nothing dey shock Naija girls again |
| Re: I Have Simped by Negroid001(m): 9:41pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
Meouve man... We always meouve! |
| Re: I Have Simped by Nobody: 9:46pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
Op, you are a SIMPle man. So, there's no need for revenge. JUST MOVE ON!!!  |
| Re: I Have Simped by Nobody: 10:22pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
Odoogu:  |
| Re: I Have Simped by AsomArchitectNG(m): 10:43pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
Well it's a good thing you've realized your mistakes and forgiveness is welcomed for those that have gone astray. Do well not to thread on the part of simpson next time and retrace your steps.. Go and sin no more son 1 Like |
| Re: I Have Simped by Kuriosmynd: 10:46pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
Before we can help u, explain what you did first.
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| Re: I Have Simped by Simpingfool: 9:14am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Damnit!! I've moved on!!!!!! |
| Re: I Have Simped by Orgasmgiver123(m): 9:30am On Dec 06, 2021 |
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot Damn.. Nasty.. I'm out of here |
| Re: I Have Simped by Palazee(m): 9:35am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Control ur dick homie
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| Re: I Have Simped by pussymonger1: 9:37am On Dec 06, 2021 |
MENTION ME ON A DEAD THREAD Simpingfool: |
| Re: I Have Simped by Drsnives(m): 9:45am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Move on Have done worst, we learn everyday |
| Re: I Have Simped by Gobengroup(m): 9:55am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Orgasmgiver123:You've started your own stupidity too. Continue sir, I hope you recover soon. � |
| Re: I Have Simped by Hayee(f): 11:09am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Nigerian men are addicted to heartless gold diggers  1 Like |
| Re: I Have Simped by Nonexisting: 11:20am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Simpingfool:First of all I must commend you for accepting your simping and for looking for ways to salvage your situation. The best way to treat a vaginarian is to go for her competitor. In your situation, I'd go fucck her friend, neighbor, cousin or even her sister. Go and simp no more, brotherly because pussy is overrated. Every pussy has a prototype and no pussy comes with gold or silver so it's not something worth simping for. 3 Likes |
| Re: I Have Simped by Orgasmgiver123(m): 12:04pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
Gobengroup: You garrit |
| Re: I Have Simped by brain54(m): 1:30pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
Simpingfool:Go and simp no more.... |
| Re: I Have Simped by ibkonekt(m): 6:48pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
Simpingfool:if this is not a troll account here is what you need to do 1. find out why she rejected you and the guy she is currently having sex with. pay attention that i said the guy that she is sleeping with constantly. 2. become a better version of you. gym, read, be stronger, be richer, be smart. then try again 3. you will have to rely on a woman's greed to get her back. it is a woman's nature to be greedy and try to extract as much as she can from a man, use that as bait. it certainly seems like she is that type of person cheap and simple and greedy young girl. use that factor. these are most of the things within your control, her coming back is mostly not within your control. you are a conquered defeated weak man at this point and only changing the power dynamics from within yourself can redeem your image in her site. 4. if she does fall for the new improved version of you, then that is checkmate. however this is what the redpill tells men to do. in your journey to be alpha you will start getting many ladies throwing their used vagina at you. 5. good luck on your journey, but i dont know if you have what it takes to make the changes to be alpha. anyway all the best |
| Re: I Have Simped by liya11: 8:02pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
Simpingfool: He he he he he he he he hehe he! This is just too fvcking funny abeg. |
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