JovialJune:
That I'm a lesbian, cos I use toe rings and anklets

Roll with me

That I am yahoo boy

That Buhari him self is helping me out to quickly acquire my VISA so I can leave this God for saking country called Nigeria

Before my wedding prep, people leaving in my fiancee's neighbourhood were tell my babe that I AM A MARRIED MAN WITH TWO KIDS who was to just eat her kpekus and run away. Me wey been dey fear marriage before

Glamswizard:
That I'm gay cos I have eight piercings in both ears and I have a full natural hair which I plait . From my mannerism and talks coupled with the fact that I'm a professional makeup artist made people believe it.

Oga from what you wrote up there you're gay

Since the day I discovered that humans won't stop talking about you, I don't mind whatever you are talking about me, provided you can't say it to my face.

I will encourage you to continue by playing to your tune, if you are so dumb to ask simple questions if truly you care.

I don't give a Bleep about those that don't care about me, I fucking got a lot of issues to deal with, and minding dumb brains is never among them.

A boy of 13 yrs walk up to me and said I should give him updates, I was like which kind update, he said everyone in the hood knows am a Yahoo boy and theirs no way I can pay for all those pretty girls that comes to my apartment with legit income. I had to relocate b4 them go table my matter give efcc

Amedino99:

Bros why you dey broadcast my matter nah. Kukuma call my name boldly. E even get one woman wey be say anytime i sick, she go say na because I be virgin lmao. I go just dey laugh inside say dis woman mumu ooo

Dat woman wanna fu#k you.

Cultist and also do drugs, even my dad/siblings belv these: But i de do drugs sha, but cult; no

That I am a virgin. When I heard it I was surprised. Virginity and I should not even be in the same sentence, we are parallel.

Hanks0000:


By fuckin the lady that started it??

No, her friends and her cousin

That i use to block aircraft that flies over my street.

EyenNtokon:
Cultist and also do drugs, even my dad/siblings belv these: But i de do drugs sha, but cult; no

tell me how to mix cough syrup

Volksguys1985:
tell me how to mix cough syrup

hahaha

uptownemmygee:
A boy of 13 yrs walk up to me and said I should give him updates, I was like which kind update, he said everyone in the hood knows am a Yahoo boy and theirs no way I can pay for all those pretty girls that comes to my apartment with legit income. I had to relocate b4 them go table my matter give efcc

tell the truth, you be gee, if u dey innocent true true you can't relocate,well you 4 give the boy up....

Did not know much about cultism when in school, I was cool calm and easy going until one cultist look for my trouble, I told him I was going to kill him, 2am me n my guys burst him room, luckily he wasn't around... The rumors that spread like wild fire the next day shock me myself... All d babes for my class start to de give me respect, the badess of the badess start to de relate with me, they even kept seat for me... They all came to d conclusion I was a badass niga ..

U be werey

stunnert:
That I fvcked my landlady, well I actually did fvck her three months later

Say I b horse. 30 mins man never come dey no no say na my gbese make me never come.

DeAlphaMale:

No, her friends and her cousin

Dude you bad oo

That I was a bucaneer, Well no be their fault sha...I love using the anchor pendant on any of my chain and I have it in different size....Glad none of the Alora ever came to confront me cus some of them are actually my friend and that even make people think am actually an Alora too...There was a day I was attacked at a night club by some members of the eiye confraternity,Unknown to me two of friends that we went together are members of the Vikings and that was what saved my head that day...The following morning I start to dey reason my life and why I have a lot of cultist as friend in school...I sha love the respect that come with people thinking am a bucaneer sometimes sha...E dey make people think twice before they Bleep up reach your side

That I am the one writing all the petitions against Lecturers and students that sort and those that collect sorting. Till I left school and some twelve years after I have never attempted to defend myself. I still wonder

I have been working from home since 2019.

Some ignorant fellows say I am a Yahoo boy. They are wondering how someone can be indoors all day and still be able to feed himself, maintain a car, and keep the generator running almost 24/7.

To them, work must take you out of the house every morning.

Anyways, I will let them continue talking. I don't have time to explain shit to anyone. Or how would I even explain myself to clear their ignorance? If I tell them that I do all my stuffs on my laptop, will that not make them even more suspicious?

That i impregnated another woman outside ..

That I sent 30k to girl for her birthday.

Oh, look, it’s this topic again.

Pussyassasin:
Once heard I'm gay, I was like really

Same here

I attended a boarding school only boys...

During my time in SS2, a list of gays was compiled and taken to the of "CO" student wing...

And someone said he saw my name there.... Me weh like puna chaiiiii!!!

Las las it was just a rumor

That i killed a lot of people back in University..And i'm like,WTF people??i only smoke weed..Got tired of explaining myself to the few who had the guts to ask me in person..Now,i just let them think whatever the bleep they want.I even prefer being feared than being liked,saves me a lot of B.S...

Dating a lady i av never for once stand and talk to

That I’m doing yahoo yahoo �

Nonexisting:
The new gist now is that I'm a ritualist. If only they know how broke I am sometimes. The gossip has made neighborhood vaginarians that I fucck sometimes to be avoiding me. These days I rely only on imported pussies.

Baba abeg cut soap for me please.
Me self wan be ritualist

He's gay because he's very handsome and doesn't have a GF
Silly fools