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bestman09:
Forgive my ignorance. I thought it is about catfish pepper soup

R

It's normal this days... I never expect to receive the package as it was on social media.. Bobrisky comes to mind.

The picture only help me know the gender..

Wait o. Even the gender can change too.

Awon set Olosho and Insta messager... U go think say u shayo when u see tribal mark beneath the filter..

Jeon:


so sorry I have no experience.
because I'm not a fan of meeting people.

so you don't meet people, what do you meet then/

I have had experience with one then when BLACKBERRY ping WAS IN VOGUE. This babe was from Kogi, she has nice looking face, but was too fat for my liking. What later attracted me, nothwitstanding her body size, was her brillancy.

God forgive me, but this happened to me at Ikeja Lagos a few years ago.

I was running a promotion for a certain gameshow we were organizing. I put out a call for models and got lots of submissions. After a painstaking day of work sorting through the pictures, my team and I selected 5 of the models to do the photoshoot, so we sent them messages about date, venue and time.

Next day came and it was time for the shoot. We were to meet at Ipodo street, Ikeja then from there head to Yaba where the studio was located.

Four of the models arrived on time and we were waiting for the last girl.

Next thing, I received a call -

Model: "I'm here Sir. Where are you guys?"

I directed her to where our vehicle was waiting and GUYYYSSSSS!!! When I saw her, I almost jumped out o the vehicle!

I thought I was the only one going through this experience but my friend who was assisting me shouted from the back of the vehicle - "Boss wetin dey happen?! Who be dis?!"

The lady looked NOTHING, I mean... N O T H I N G like her picture.

We are all wonderfully and beautifully made, but what was walking towards me was an antithesis! I am the most non-judgmental person I know, but in this case, I lost composure.

Firstly, the pimples on her face were as big as boils, I KID YOU NOT!

Secondly, I had a job to deliver for a company! I could already see the project failing.

My team members were agitating, telling the driver to drive off quickly!

She got to our car and greeted me. I was speechless. I must have mumbled some jargon cuz I can't remember what I said to her.

We finally started the trip and got to the Studio at Yaba.

I told my team members to put her shot at the end. No group shots for her and only two personals with the branded T-Shirt.

I don't know what my guys told her, but they took her outside to do her makeup, while the shoot commenced inside with the other models. We shot for about thirty minutes so I called for a break.

I stepped outside for fresh air, only to see the most beautiful woman I have ever seen! I was further alarmed when I saw her wearing the branded Tshirts for the campaign we were shooting.

I walked up to her and asked how she got the shirt.

Model: "You gave me nauuu"

I was bamboozled!

She had done her makeup and honestly it was more of a faceswap because till today, I am unable to juxtapose the person I met at Ikeja, with the person standing before me at Yaba.

She was looking so glamorous, even my guys were shocked when they came out.

I quickly grabbed her and took her into the Studio to commence her shoot.

When we were done, she had more shots than the remaining 4 models combined.

The stone the builders rejected, had become the chief cornerstone, but this glamour was to be short-lived. We rounded up the shoot and she wiped her face...

We were back to square one!

Don't do meet ups

I have never had any experience with catfish. Only Crocker and fresh fish grilled on. Ye ye, how this topic take make Front page na they shock me

Filter needs to be cancel


das all i have to say

Catfish? Na to fry the fish

Mehnnn…I’m still upset with one sef..
I didn’t realize on time that her ass in all her pictures were photoshopped

one babe i met back in the days only used face pics with big breast. in reality an padded bra and her face big pass her body with no ass. i was pained lol

Yeah.. Our make up fans mostly ladies are something else. I've met alot but i'll just pretend that i'm cool. After our meeting, you are on your own.. Chaii..

Divoc19:
Never. I
meet a lot of people online but hardly try to see them in real life. Cos am scared

I have a friend I met on Facebook 11years ago. We are still good friends. We've Never Met

I have a lot of friends like that. Have been chatting for years but haven't met. Though got to meet some and we still tight friends

[quote author=Jeon post=108546606]

so sorry I have no experience.
because I'm not a fan of meeting people. [/quoteq]u meet spirit?

MUMUBBQGRILLS:
Yes

I met the dude through several means

The dude promised heaven on earth in 2015, He F**kup miserably

Again He came back 2019 with sugar coated mouth, the dude is worst now than B4.

Are u related to ??

Datboredberry:
Ever seen someone's pictures online and when you both finally met, the person turned out to be totally different?

Share your experience being catfished!

Morning!

Lol.
I remember my roommate chatting with a girl on 2go. They chatted day and night. Everyday.
They finally set a date to meet.
On that day, dude don sweep everywhere. Told me to be ready to go out once she arrives.
He went and he came back alone.
Where is the girl, I asked.
She wasn't what he thought.
I laughed tire.
He didn't even let her see him. Just wasted her transport fare.

Datboredberry:
Ever seen someone's pictures online and when you both finally met, the person turned out to be totally different?

Share your experience being catfished!

Morning!

Cannot relate.
I don't meet people from the internet.

New word learned today:
Catfishing.
Thanks op.

Op!lets leave that story for another day..
Pictures are scam, wasted my transport, airtime and data for almost two.. �

I only have one thing to say and it is. It no go better for makeup

I no dey chop cat fish, na Ice fish I dey like.

Lol.... Mine was very funny, some years ago I met this girl on face book so pretty when I saw her pics. But what I failed to notice in all her pics was she didn't snap full pics just from her breast upward, which she look very pretty and boosty.

So after charting for some weeks we decided to hook up so I told her the place and time. I was there an hour before her to observe her when she comes so as to know what am into. Where I was I can see anybody coming into the lounge without the person coming seeing who is inside. So when the time came this babe showed and my phone rang I picked up and she said she was outside putting on red gown. My father my maker what I saw almost gave me an heart attack. This girl was so fat beyond my expectations not just that but short too and because of her fat to walk is even an issue. My heart was going up and down. She said where are u na, I said am on my way but my friend is inside that she should go in and I will be with them shortly that my friend will keep her company. Even as I love round and boosting ladies this particular one was out of my league.

I called one of the bar guys who happens to be my friend he just rounded up from his shift so I pleaded with him to receive the girl and give her what she wants. I just passed the back door of the lounge Jakpa sharp sharp nor be me person pickin go give heart attack.

Could u believe when my friend received this babe and asked her what she cares for Lo and behold this girl ate shawama after that babeque with five spenoff ice. While they where together my friend was updating me what was going on through Watts-app. I told my friend not to allow her take anything again. Later on she called me and said when am I coming that she is missing me oh LoL... . Chai laugh one kill me why u no go miss me when u don chop almost 10k for my head, I didn't bother about the money though. I just told her on my way coming my boss called me back and sent me on an errand that I don't think I can make it there again. She said she can wait even if it's till night, for my mind I say nor be me and u. I told her not to that I will call her another time. She said aren't we spending the night together I said no it should be next time and I hung up the call.

When she was about leaving she told my friend that she will need like two shawama as take away to give to her siblings. My friend refused telling her that he has exhausted all the money he has. Na so this babe vex commot. She called me later I didn't pick. When she left I went back to the lounge my guys around one use laugh kill me say I jam heavy weight champion I Jakpa Lol... . This babe called me for straight one week none stop with loads of messages not until I blocked her. Since that experience I never met any lady online again till I got married .

Merry Christmas and a prosperous New year to all Nairalanders I love u all. Cheers.

For sure naw, There was a lady i met online, Honestly when i met, I got depressed for a a day, due to the disappointment. I thought i have finally met that one person. her personally was cool, But what i saw on line was totally what i saw in real life, i felt betrayed, Or rather deceived. Well i took her to the place we ate and drank, i gave her transport fare back home. She chatted me up for a week, with no response from me. before she stopped.

Hahahaha, has one experience like that.

A friend gonna match-make us. we chatted for months on BB, intentionally didn't ask to meet until I felt it was okay. She is pretty and can hold conversations for a long time.

We would meet at ICM, she got there before me, when she saw me coming she was scared, and said "I didn't know you were this tall'.

She is just a bit above my waist level. Very short.

I wasn't even bothered but she was very shy of her height and withdrew from me afterward.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Na our huzzle be that na
See my huzzle
Keyboarding and bombing

In saner climes, you deserve to be stoned.

jacoik:
u meet spirit?

Yes