peeps4u:
So, everyone now knows drivers earn 120k weekly doing ehailing?

Please post more dashboards to let them know it is a lie, drivers now earn 250k weekly to hit 1million naira monthly.

Aren't we paying tax already? What the 25%, 20 and 9.8% for? How about the N20 levy per trip? Isn't tax part of them?

Josephase:
2007?? Are you sure?

That's what I was told

But can I use tgis type of corolla for uber?

Pearl1910:


U should have given that information. So people give u a location closer to u.

Now u go dey run go chemist for Ago, meanwhile na chemist for Akoka them tell u.

Don't mind him and he still get mouth dey reply funny as if say Any body won use him location do money medicine

Lush100:
.

Seen sir,
I will chat u likely tomorrow.

Okay I'm waiting patiently for the faaji location.

Its a season of celebration I can't come and kill myself abeg.

Like this so I dey Zone 2, Onikan dey wait for some old mothers to take them back to Ile-Epo... I just dey one side dey drink bear.

Make una dey try enjoy small
More work, more problem for your car, with lasma and health

Felicity0001:


Aren't we paying tax already? What the 25%, 20 and 9.8% for? How about the N20 levy per trip? Isn't tax part of them?

Don't mind them. These People are triggered when they See young people financially prospering. They banned crpyto when there was no evidence or fact anywhere it was used to sponsor terrorism as they claimed.

Imagine the mentality; "oh, the drivers are making 100k+ weekly, let's tax them" forgetting they are taxed already


Don't underrate what these guys can do, the tax can come in form of another mandatory license or document to be renewed yearly or quarterly.

nuel101:
Please can I use this type of corolla for e-hailing . Its a 2007corolla japan

As long as it is 2003 and plus, even if it is naija made Corolla, you are good

komodapson:


I'm always under the mango tree during this period till 3.30 p.m, either Reading the Newspaper or listening to 99.3FM and watching corolla boyz do their MotoGP on Lagos Track D

Lol...everybody with im own strategy.

Nice one jare.

Don't drive when you drink.

Besides, Assuming you have a little encounter with another road user, they will assume you're drunk if alcohol oozes out from you

Felicity0001:


Okay I'm waiting patiently for the faaji location.

Its a season of celebration I can't come and kill myself abeg.

Like this so I dey Zone 2, Onikan dey wait for some old mothers to take them back to Ile-Epo... I just dey one side dey drink bear.

Make una dey try enjoy small
More work, more problem for your car, with lasma and health

Pearl1910:


Bia, how u take Sabi say she be banker?
U trust her because she made u believe she is a banker.
U guys don't know d level of skimming going on in town now, and it's not only towards our business. Imagine u go to POS and do a transfer, will they give u cash without them seeing their alert. Nowadays, I no dey play with my alert again o, I will see my money before u go, especially if na plenty money.

All in all, I don learn my lesson sha.

mejai:
People dey this life o, I dey workshop, Car owner wants to sell his car (Rav 4) and the gear oil needs to be changed. Guess what? He wants to buy oil of #2,000 for the car. Meanwhile, recommended oil is around 14k.
So buyer go buy the car and after sometime, gearbox go kaput. Then it will be expensive to maintain. His mechanic no gree sef make him use the 2k oil.

I no blame who no wan buy naija used.
I just dey look them. I even told the man e no good o.

That one small. The one I saw today shock me.

Person dey use groudnut oil as brake fluid... I just weak as I see am. My mechanic say that one na small thing...say e don see worse things.

Felicity0001:


Okay I'm waiting patiently for the faaji location.

Its a season of celebration I can't come and kill myself abeg.

Like this so I dey Zone 2, Onikan dey wait for some old mothers to take them back to Ile-Epo... I just dey one side dey drink bear.

Make una dey try enjoy small
More work, more problem for your car, with lasma and health

Felicity u go kill person
Firstly i work in ibadan
Just come to lag on weekends where possible ( my peeps are in lag)
Unfortunately the faaji is taking place in ibadan on the 27th (Monday).
I wanted to discuss something on ehailing with you but i recently struck a biz deal which has taken the capital off my hands.
But i am trying to divest from another one(bcoz ROI is a bit lower than expected) i am doing to raise the capital although i haven't informed my biz partner as i want to get my December payment b4 i do.
Let me just stop here

nuel101:
Please can I use this type of corolla for e-hailing . Its a 2007corolla japan

Yes, the AC must be working as it should

peeps4u:
Don't drive when you drink.

Besides, Assuming you have a little encounter with another road user, they will assume you're drunk if alcohol oozes out from you

4 Only 1 bottle, inside naija? Its only in western world you're not allowed to taste even a drop of alcohol related drink b4 driving because they have alcohol detector tools they use to run check onnthw road if suspected. To some extent self you can be given a waiver if you pass the white line test.

But in naija 1 bottle is normal

I remember some years ago I was travelling to One of the Niger Delta state and I carried some Jack Daniel I will use to clear road and flex when i get to my destination... Na for ojodu Berger those police men by the junction to the Express I start to share am, b4 i reach Benin one bottle don finish.
Police no dey use eyes see shayo

peeps4u:
Don't drive when you drink.

Besides, Assuming you have a little encounter with another road user, they will assume you're drunk if alcohol oozes out from you

Yeah you’re right.

dTransporter:


That one small. The one I saw today shock me.

Person dey use groudnut oil as brake fluid... I just weak as I see am. My mechanic say that one na small thing...say e don see worse things.

You never c soup and water b4? don't pray to be at a desperate and pressing situation na that time you go know say anything to survive is a goal.

dTransporter:


That one small. The one I saw today shock me.

Person dey use groudnut oil as brake fluid... I just weak as I see am. My mechanic say that one na small thing...say e don see worse things.

Jeez!!

Lush100:



Felicity u go kill person
Firstly i work in ibadan
Just come to lag on weekends where possible ( my peeps are in lag)
Unfortunately the faaji is taking place in ibadan on the 27th (Monday).
I wanted to discuss something on ehailing with you but i recently struck a biz deal which has taken the capital off my hands.
But i am trying to divest from another one(bcoz ROI is a bit lower than expected) i am doing to raise the capital although i haven't informed my biz partner as i want to get my December payment b4 i do.
Let me just stop here

Faaji (27th) ooh
Business oooh I full ground

Business will bring money for faaji to take place... na that kind thing I dey find.

26th morning I get drop off to airport and which faaji for my aarea till down.
29th I get one offline trip.

How the 27th own go be na... I full ground ooh...

Money+Faaji=chop life

Pilots, help me thank God, I almost lost my car to fire today around ikoyi axis of Lagos.

My car just stopped on motion and started smoking seriously, at some point, I was numb and don't know what's happening, then I quickly snapped out of the shock and disconnected the battery contact.

This is the fate of my car now, thank God the damages hasn't gotten to the brain box, only the wires was burning before I took action.


May we not loose what we labour for in seconds ooo...

I'm still in shock as I type this.

Olayetan:
Pilots, help me thank God, I almost lost my car to fire today around ikoyi axis of Lagos.

My car just stopped on motion and started smoking seriously, at some point, I was numb and don't know what's happening, then I quickly snapped out of the shock and disconnected the battery contact.

This is the fate of my car now, thank God the damages hasn't gotten to the brain box, only the wires was burning before I took action.


May we not loose what we labour for in seconds ooo...

I'm still in shock as I type this.

Thank God for safety.

Olayetan:
Pilots, help me thank God, I almost lost my car to fire today around ikoyi axis of Lagos.

My car just stopped on motion and started smoking seriously, at some point, I was numb and don't know what's happening, then I quickly snapped out of the shock and disconnected the battery contact.

This is the fate of my car now, thank God the damages hasn't gotten to the brain box, only the wires was burning before I took action.


May we not loose what we labour for in seconds ooo...

I'm still in shock as I type this.

Thank God for your car. Which connections/ electrical work did u do last? Check well na the cause be that.

Olayetan:
Pilots, help me thank God, I almost lost my car to fire today around ikoyi axis of Lagos.

My car just stopped on motion and started smoking seriously, at some point, I was numb and don't know what's happening, then I quickly snapped out of the shock and disconnected the battery contact.

This is the fate of my car now, thank God the damages hasn't gotten to the brain box, only the wires was burning before I took action.


May we not loose what we labour for in seconds ooo...

I'm still in shock as I type this.

Thank God for saving you and your car o. And amen to your prayer. Going back to square one in this 9ja may we not experience it o

See 1.9 see traffic

Na small remain rider for beat me now
D man provoke begin stammer
Trip ended #10,800
I took rider babe from lekki ergerton to festac on 1.9surge
Trip ended , rider came out to pay.
Saw fare and started yelling

Rider: dis is ridiculous..... buhhhhhbuuuuh
Me: wat was d estimate?
Rider: 6k nooooo, I will report you
You took 3rd mainland instead of orile
Me: I followed bolt app and google map
Rider: why 3rd mainland and was yelling coming to my side calling me cheat bla bla
Me: (just went mute.)
Babe: dts not fair you cheated me
Me: (wishing it’s card trip)
Babe; wats ur account number
I use speed call am still looking for how to block my face incase he wan blow
Rider: I will report you (cheat)
I didn’t say a word, as babe show me successful I begin pity them. 10k within Lagos in 1hr 12mins

Got another trip from festac to yaba hospital.
Rider used double mask and says no AC he’s going for covid test cos all d people around him tested positive.

How easy it is to make 1M ?

I’ve been insulted and drop off a covid patients
Na to dey aim card trip and riders without muscles just incase

If Na before I will go home cos I already over shoot dashboard but cos of fear of winter. Na to continue

Shout-out to all members of this platform, especially comrades in this e-hailing business.

I've been following without commenting but today I'm moved to comment.

Ends meet must be made. Rentals must be paid. Savings must be done. Targets must be met. Yes to all of these. However, we should not neglect our body.

I believe most of us here must have felt very tired while on a ride with a client. The kind of tired that your body is shutting down, your eyes are closing by themselves and you're forcing them open intermittently. Maybe with the intention to "just complete this ride" then you'll go get some rest.

Hmmmm. If you feel dizzy at any point while driving, respond to your body's bidding immediately.

I've always been fighting this fatigue any time it comes when I'm with a client. However, today I wasn't so lucky. In a split second, I saw myself hitting the vehicle in front of me. How it happened, I don't know!

Got panel work to do right now.

Ciao.

BAZ001:
Na small remain rider for beat me now
D man provoke begin stammer
Trip ended #10,800
I took rider babe from lekki ergerton to festac on 1.9surge
Trip ended , rider came out to pay.
Saw fare and started yelling

Rider: dis is ridiculous..... buhhhhhbuuuuh
Me: wat was d estimate?
Rider: 6k nooooo, I will report you
You took 3rd mainland instead of orile
Me: I followed bolt app and google map
Rider: why 3rd mainland and was yelling coming to my side calling me cheat bla bla
Me: (just went mute.)
Babe: dts not fair you cheated me
Me: (wishing it’s card trip)
Babe; wats ur account number
I use speed call am still looking for how to block my face incase he wan blow
Rider: I will report you (cheat)
I didn’t say a word, as babe show me successful I begin pity them. 10k within Lagos in 1hr 12mins

Got another trip from festac to yaba hospital.
Rider used double mask and says no AC he’s going for covid test cos all d people around him tested positive.

How easy it is to make 1M ?

I’ve been insulted and drop off a covid patients
Na to dey aim card trip and riders without muscles just incase

If Na before I will go home cos I already over shoot dashboard but cos of fear of winter. Na to continue

Luxury is a choice.

10k down...E remain 40k balance wey Lasma collect.

My ratings don drop from 4.97 to 4.88.
Later bolt will say it’s after 40trips.

Announcement
Check google map before you take any trip ooh.
Cos some trips will be a dead trap.

Once you start the trip, you might not be able to take any other trip again today. Because you will sleep on the road.
While me and ants will be doing trips against traffic.

Barbiturate:


I cherish your cruise! You no get problem. You're a happy man, no matter the situation. You will live long

I thought the inspection is about 3k, can't remember how much I did it the last time. 1500 is fair.
Uber no wan gree accept bolt inspection. Dem say I go do their own

You want to do buy 1 get 1 free.
Uber inspection is easier than bolt

peeps4u:
So, everyone now knows drivers earn 120k weekly doing ehailing?

Please post more dashboards to let them know it is a lie, drivers now earn 250k weekly to hit 1million naira monthly.

Of cos yes, week in week out easily.
Stop trying to hide the truth...
120k is rice and dodo if you drive on bolt.
Thank God I and my low mileage Camry don’t look like Uber driver/car.
Police/lastma, tout, 419, robbers and olosho go begin target Uber driver’s

One high class babe said. in her words
“ heard you guys make cool cash this days, better than some salary earners”

Me : yes and started telling her the hazards that comes with the cool cash.


I dey under shade dey wait for moral to continue cos dem don shout for my head.
I checked my app to see where surge heavy
Ratings dropped from 4.88 to 4.78 without taking any trip.
In one day ratings do free fall. 4.97 to 4.78


Wonders shall never end.

bigcountry234:
I greet Brethren in the house, Please where is bolt inspection center in Lekki?
Cc Pearl1910 donfortune48 Baz001

Just upload your Uber inspection report, bolt will accept it.
Barbiturate don do am before.

It isn't a big deal. As long as I'm on the road. I can locate the place as long as it's on the mainland. Na me dey find quality stuff. I no go mind go there as long as I'm getting value for my time and money.

Pearl1910:


U should have given that information. So people give u a location closer to u.

Now u go dey run go chemist for Ago, meanwhile na chemist for Akoka them tell u.

Pls. I need tips to maintain the vigour and energy for everyday cashout earnings.

Made something substantial yesterday, but today, I just don't have the energy. . If I can run with the same energy and scores for the next 14days. I will be so happy.

BAZ001:


Of cos yes, week in week out easily.
Stop trying to hide the truth...
120k is rice and dodo if you drive on bolt.
Thank God I and my low mileage Camry don’t look like Uber driver/car.
Police/lastma, tout, 419, robbers and olosho go begin target Uber driver’s

One high class babe said. in her words
“ heard you guys make cool cash this days, better than some salary earners”

Me : yes and started telling her the hazards that comes with the cool cash.


I dey under shade dey wait for moral to continue cos dem don shout for my head.
I checked my app to see where surge heavy
Ratings dropped from 4.88 to 4.78 without taking any trip.
In one day ratings do free fall. 4.97 to 4.78


Wonders shall never end.

zazoo! ZeH. Baba owo ti wole. You think say after you collect 10,500 dem go rate you 5 stars.