BAZ001:


Comrade why now

So sorry sir ..you know we get upset about this stuffs sometimes, but boss u should be happy it wasn't my Ògá-Boss F....... that replied. Na chronicles una go c ó

I'm coming downstairs I'm trying to lock my door. You will see me now.


Ode, after 10mins paid waiting

yommie007:
Abeg oo.. Bolt has not been giving me campaigns recently. This week is fully empty. Even Sunday's 2k sef no show. Am I the one 1 in the frame or na general issue?

That's why there's surge

What's going on at Abraham Adesanya?

ReadaDream:
What's going on at Abraham Adesanya?

1 hr 15 mins delay

Sorry bro. I dey my house

Barbiturate:


1 hr 15 mins delay

Sorry bro. I dey my house

I they tollgate to Ilaje side.

Just they house they enjoy your break.

MrReeseG:
Also. What's this thing with drivers clicking "arrived" on their app when in actuality they are still far off

That's how this one clicked arrived, I went downstairs and started looking for motor I no see ...
Called and asked and he said "I'm almost there" I asked why he did "arrived" when he hadn't gotten here "Oga! You want my money to go up abi?" He said "Go up ke, highest it will go up by 40-50 naira... You this riders self". I waited another 15 minutes before this man show.

We need to initiate you into our hoodlum group to become a hoodlum rider

Next time just cancel Immidiately you see him then reorder again but note, you maybe be unlucky oh especially if the 1st request was surge free so price may be higher if you request again... You may also be lucky as well tye price may drop. You'll get him since he's closest to you

On the aspect of "where are You" question.

That was how one id.iot requested andbthe first quest was
"Oga where are you?" I was then wondering weather bolt has added "Oga" to the phrasal question?! I didn't even answer her till she called.

Another thing that annoys me, why is it that most of you riders will request and won't call instead will be texting, do you expectbthe driver to be replying to text while driving?

You have data which can as well serve to call if you don't have airtime but most will prefer to chat you u... I don't even bother reading it.

Felicity0001:


Lol...

Guyndey para but why e b say na Benz you come use as analogy and not tye popular Corolla Benz in ur mind i guess.

About the question [b]where are you [/b]I think I'm beginning to get over it because it's seems it's a default on the bolt app because that's the same question these riders use even when they chat you up. So tye thing no dey bother me again

Lol I don’t know why ooo

and yeah, I guess we can’t let it bother us, after all, we do have to provide a level of customer service.

If every customer service rep got easily irritated over stupid questions, they wouldn’t get to keep their jobs for very long.

But I thought road is supposed to be free this Christmas period

Or is it after Christmas that road will be free?

MrReeseG:


I don't know why this question bothers y'all though.
It's not gonna take anything outta you to answer it...
I mean, I've had cases where I didn't bother the driver with questions or calls and went on doing other things expecting to hear the "driver has arrived" beep in a short while.... 5 minutes rolled into 10 and 10 into 20... Checked the app and this one had cancelled on me.
Another time, a driver rolled up in a completely different car and called me... Asked why, he said "bolt has not changed this thing? I've gone to update at the office, I don't know why it hasn't updated".
Even on the chat interface in app... The "where are you" question is pre-loaded there.


Another reason I'd ask where the driver is; I don't want you to stress... I'm asking so I can come meet you and we start our trip.
E.G I order a ride from my house (it's on Adebimpe Street, Kosofe).... You're on the stretch of road facing the direction we are headed (ketu) already and for you to come to where I'm at, you'd have to go make a u turn at Ketu, then another back at mile 12... Haven't you ever thought I'm asking because I want to save you the stress of having to go turn?


Una too attack riders abeg....

My thoughts too, for me I will always ask where you're especially areas am not familiar with, asking you the exact place you're helps me and you not to waste our time driving up and down

That was how one was supposed to pick me up somewhere around Festac because he wasn't familiar with the area I had to tell him wait where he was while I take bike to meet him...you wouldn't believe immediately baba swiped arrived and still delayed me when I got there I saw the paid waiting and smh


Some of you ain't any better than these riders you complain of everyday abi all of us no be Nigerians again

MrReeseG:


Last last, you go paste for your motor say you want to drive "foreigners only".
You don't know the market you're in.

Ah swear boss

VaselineCrew:
But I thought road is supposed to be free this Christmas period

Or is it after Christmas that road will be free?

Road can never be free by this time, it's from 30, 31 and early next year because companies and offices would be closed.

MrReeseG:
Meanwhile, make una no laugh abeg

Can anyone recommend any driving school to me? Where I can learn to drive and they'd probably help me do my license once I'm done.

Oga just go and get ur drivers license, if you already have a car just carry am enter road.
Press the pedal on your right feet t9 move while the gear is on D then press the
left pedal to break, slow down or stop.

To reverse pls press the left pedal down then move the gear stick to position R then release the break gradually then press the right pedal gradually to move/accelerate.

Do all of this using yiur right foot.

To turn left
Push the traficator stick beside the steering wheel down
Push up to turn Right.

Makenuse of your rear mirrors to view cars, bike keke or korope behind and beside you.

Be confident and stay hold to yiur steering wheel while you maintain your lane by sticking right on a two lane. Maintain right also on a one way road or express.

This tutorial is worth 50k but i give you freely for being a member of the hoodlums riders and also of this great thread.

You can contact our president for cherfulgiver for defensive driving pattern

Johnchrix:
After all my suffering engineer no gree pay..giving stories, I don tire for this kind life I need a break.

If you're interested in private driving job for 2 months, email me.
60k monthly
Free accommodation
Free meal twice daily (morning and night)

Johnchrix:




If u have a car come let me teach you for a token both manual and automatic.

Sorry my guy I hope I didn't spoil work for you.

But he can still contact u to master his hands very well but be ready to take responsibility should he run into an accident oh because you're his physical tutor

deedee44:

If you're interested in private driving job for 2 months, email me.
60k monthly
Free accommodation
Free meal twice daily (morning and night)

Blown at last johnchrix

Felicity0001:


We need to initiate you into our hoodlum group to become a hoodlum rider

Next time just cancel Immidiately you see him then reorder again but note, you maybe be unlucky oh especially if the 1st request was surge free so price may be higher if you request again... You may also be lucky as well tye price may drop. You'll get him since he's closest to you

On the aspect of "where are You" question.

That was how one id.iot requested andbthe first quest was
"Oga where are you?" I was then wondering weather bolt has added "Oga" to the phrasal question?! I didn't even answer her till she called.

Another thing that annoys me, why is it that most of you riders will request and won't call instead will be texting, do you expectbthe driver to be replying to text while driving?

You have data which can as well serve to call if you don't have airtime but most will prefer to chat you u... I don't even bother reading it.

u be spirit o. Exactly what I was thinking today. Very wicked people.

Felicity0001:


Oga just go and get ur drivers license, if you already have a car just carry am enter road.
Press the pedal on your right feet t9 move while the gear is on D then press the
left pedal to break, slow down or stop.

To reverse pls press the left pedal down then move the gear stick to position R then release the break gradually then press the right pedal gradually to move/accelerate.

Do all of this using yiur right foot.

To turn left
Push the traficator stick beside the steering wheel down
Push up to turn Right.

Makenuse of your rear mirrors to view cars, bike keke or korope behind and beside you.

Be confident and stay hold to yiur steering wheel while you maintain your lane by sticking right on a two lane. Maintain right also on a one way road or express.

This tutorial is worth 50k but i give you freely for being a member of the hoodlums riders and also of this great thread.

You can contact our president for cherfulgiver for defensive driving pattern

His first time after trying ur teaching

komodapson:


So sorry sir ..you know we get upset about this stuffs sometimes, but boss u should be happy it wasn't my Ògá-Boss F....... that replied. Na chronicles una go c ó

Makr una pardon d guy I've initiated him so he's now a hoodlum rider.

Also, I've thought him how to drive as well.

deedee44:

If you're interested in private driving job for 2 months, email me.
60k monthly
Free accommodation
Free meal twice daily (morning and night)

See better offer abeg

mejai:

His first time after trying ur teaching

Its normal he will get over it soon

My bolt app no dey see network again o, I uninstalled and reinstalled it's still the same. Today that I want to taste some pepper soup

Now Onome requested both on Uber and Bolt what do you guys suggest i do to her.

Me I go collect money on both apps ooh no be tell her to request with both apps.

chillex8:

My plug will sell a complete R18 engine for #160,000

Baba abeg number of this Plug. 2006 civic

Felicity0001:


We need to initiate you into our hoodlum group to become a hoodlum rider

Next time just cancel Immidiately you see him then reorder again but note, you maybe be unlucky oh especially if the 1st request was surge free so price may be higher if you request again... You may also be lucky as well tye price may drop. You'll get him since he's closest to you

On the aspect of "where are You" question.

That was how one id.iot requested andbthe first quest was
"Oga where are you?" I was then wondering weather bolt has added "Oga" to the phrasal question?! I didn't even answer her till she called.

Another thing that annoys me, why is it that most of you riders will request and won't call instead will be texting, do you expectbthe driver to be replying to text while driving?

You have data which can as well serve to call if you don't have airtime but most will prefer to chat you u... I don't even bother reading it.

Felicity0001:
Now Onome requested both on Uber and Bolt what do you guys suggest i do to her.

Me I go collect money on both apps ooh no be tell her to request with both apps.

I never see this kind thing before ó....na this one Yoruba dey call "Ñkàn ñbé"...quite a Mystery...but boss, how you tey find yourself for that side, you carry surge enter satellite or Navy town ní? Omo...na MB you dey pull ó....tha side the road still dey under construction, though I went there around August last. Perhaps miles would've been covered by construction company...

73O9:


Does it mean your block head can't comprehend how to use the app?
Money was spent to build that app intelligently yet people like you are making that to waste.


Last Last, you should also go to baba mukaila since your block head doesn't need the technology.

They are explaining things to you to make a change but people like think a driver is of low class to you, hence no reason to take a correction from him.

This man don insult me sha
I think una see am o... Na part of wetin we talk be this

yommie007:
Abeg oo.. Bolt has not been giving me campaigns recently. This week is fully empty. Even Sunday's 2k sef no show. Am I the one 1 in the frame or na general issue?

Dem no gree give me too, after chopping it last 2weeks

MrReeseG:


This man don insult me sha
I think una see am o... Na part of wetin we talk be this

He's still a Nigerian....lol or you forgot??

Nigerians want what they can't give...typical black man
He'll quickly remind you of how it's done in the western world because it affects him smh. Hypocrisy runs in us

No be same Nigerians go say your US used iphones are Naija used probably because it's not in mint condition they believe as na Oyibo use am it should come mint as brand new...we see them everyday and we barely complain because we're who we're.

Let's just learn to live happily joor.

Barbiturate:
My car light is not bright. Changed to halogen, still not bright.

Any good auto rewire around yaba?

Abeg o, I need fix it before traveling to the east

Yes exactly at post office BRT BUS STOP close to oyinbo

Gentlelife50:

Road can never be free by this time, it's from 30, 31 and early next year because companies and offices would be closed.

Haba bros, not even on Christmas Day?

I think road will be free from Christmas sha, but given how Lagos is, I could be wrong.

I just hate traffic whether or not I’m getting paid to be in it.

deedee44:

If you're interested in private driving job for 2 months, email me.
60k monthly
Free accommodation
Free meal twice daily (morning and night)

plus how can I apply ?give me your number sir