komodapson:


I never see this kind thing before ó....na this one Yoruba dey call "Ñkàn ñbé"...quite a Mystery...but boss, how you tey find yourself for that side, you carry surge enter satellite or Navy town ní? Omo...na MB you dey pull ó....tha side the road still dey under construction, though I went there around August last. Perhaps miles would've been covered by construction company...

No na Trinity, mechanic village, Apapa I go and on my way back I decided to put on my app to do some few trips b4 I go home na him Onome request oh. Both request came in just within 2seconds interval, first on Uber then Bolt.

She called with that pity, calm and like a crying voice asking where I was told her I was on a stand still traffic b4 mile2 bridge and assured her I was coming... She was going to agungi.

Bolt was on 1.3x while uber was without surge.

It was after the call I decided to check details and then observed it the same person and sane number on both apps. I quickly snap it for record purpose.

After a min she called back...
Hello pls sb wants to talk to u.
Okay give the person the phone.
A guy's voice cane through. Chairman I'm a bolt driver as well my car just went off... Just be on the service lane because she has a bag.

I tried to see what I can assist him with remotely but his car is a Nissan and I don't have any knowledge so I told him I was coming once the traffic cleared off.

Fastward, almost, 30min no movement at all I was still at the same spot and my phone was getting hotter and acting up so I'd to switch it off like 2min. B4 I could turned it back up Onome my love cancelled on Bolt.
You know most of them still believe Uber still charge for cancellation so she left Uber. This was after she noticed it's the same driver she is expecting so she probably want to try another on Bolt but since I turn my off phone she I didn't get her request again.

Immidiately after the traffic just suddenly disappeared and I flashed her and she called back.

Me: you request both uber and bolt and you expect me to come and pick you after cancelling on the other right?

She: no ooo I didn't request two ooh it's only uber I did

Me: (in my mind You're still lieing even in ur stranded situation) okay u request only on Uber abi? So when I get there and the other driver will be stranded or I will be stranded right? Sorry I'm not coming again look for a way out yourself.
She hanged up na so me I face oshodi straight.

Good morning.. Anyone knows a good mechanic around abule egba and fagba.. I want to reset my fan back to factory settings.. My car no ddy reach desired temperature hence making my rpm high

My ogas in house, I hail oo! Pls my bolt app has not been working since yesterday. Who else experienced this issue of no network?

MrReeseG:


This man don insult me sha
I think una see am o... Na part of wetin we talk be this

abuse ?
Calling you block head ( or the mejai dt added hollow or solid) or that you can’t comprehend?
You came to shade a driver here and got a reply from a cool headed driver you are shouting abuse.

Even if you can’t fight in real life and no get sharp mouth. Can’t you hide behind keyboard and fire back, u don quick raise hand.
Your friend Humblesteve self no get mind... he’s saying we are Nigerian.

Bolt Drivers are not gentle they face olosho, 419, yahoo boys, dullards, block heads everyday and hardly respond to them cos of fake ratings and you expect them to be gentle online?

I hope you comprehend dis

BAZ001:


abuse ?
Calling you block head ( or the mejai dt added hollow or solid) or that you can’t comprehend?
You came to shade a driver here and got a reply from a cool headed driver you are shouting abuse.

Even if you can’t fight in real life and no get sharp mouth. Can’t you hide behind keyboard and fire back, u don quick raise hand.
Your friend Humblesteve self no get mind... he’s saying we are Nigerian.

Bolt Drivers are not gentle they face olosho, 419, yahoo boys, dullards, block heads everyday and hardly respond to them cos of fake ratings and you expect them to be gentle online?

I hope you comprehend dis

BAZ001 you are not well.

Change from airtel.. Airtel dey do werey

harrietee:
My ogas in house, I hail oo! Pls my bolt app has not been working since yesterday. Who else experienced this issue of no network?

BAZ001:


abuse ?
Calling you block head ( or the mejai dt added hollow or solid) or that you can’t comprehend?
You came to shade a driver here and got a reply from a cool headed driver you are shouting abuse.

Even if you can’t fight in real life and no get sharp mouth. Can’t you hide behind keyboard and fire back, u don quick raise hand.
Your friend Humblesteve self no get mind... he’s saying we are Nigerian.

Bolt Drivers are not gentle they face olosho, 419, yahoo boys, dullards, block heads everyday and hardly respond to them cos of fake ratings and you expect them to be gentle online?

I hope you comprehend dis

This place is truly a fun place to be.

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73O9:


Does it mean your block head can't comprehend how to use the app?
Money was spent to build that app intelligently yet people like you are making that to waste.


Last Last, you should also go to baba mukaila since your block head doesn't need the technology.

They are explaining things to you to make a change but people like think a driver is of low class to you, hence no reason to take a correction from him.

Block head?

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MrReeseG:


This man don insult me sha
I think una see am o... Na part of wetin we talk be this

You sef did not answer the other question that was asked if it was hollow or solid.

Hollow or solid, what's your answer?

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BAZ001:


abuse ?
Calling you block head ( or the mejai dt added hollow or solid) or that you can’t comprehend?
You came to shade a driver here and got a reply from a cool headed driver you are shouting abuse.

Even if you can’t fight in real life and no get sharp mouth. Can’t you hide behind keyboard and fire back, u don quick raise hand.
Your friend Humblesteve self no get mind... he’s saying we are Nigerian.

Bolt Drivers are not gentle they face olosho, 419, yahoo boys, dullards, block heads everyday and hardly respond to them cos of fake ratings and you expect them to be gentle online?

I hope you comprehend dis

Bazuka leave me oooo no join me and anybody
Go meet your Oga o you finally made him leave the thread

Felicity0001:


No na Trinity, mechanic village, Apapa I go and on my way back I decided to put on my app to do some few trips b4 I go home na him Onome request oh. Both request came in just within 2seconds interval, first on Uber then Bolt.

She called with that pity, calm and like a crying voice asking where I was told her I was on a stand still traffic b4 mile2 bridge and assured her I was coming... She was going to agungi.

Bolt was on 1.3x while uber was without surge.

It was after the call I decided to check details and then observed it the same person and sane number on both apps. I quickly snap it for record purpose.

After a min she called back...
Hello pls sb wants to talk to u.
Okay give the person the phone.
A guy's voice cane through. Chairman I'm a bolt driver as well my car just went off... Just be on the service lane because she has a bag.

I tried to see what I can assist him with remotely but his car is a Nissan and I don't have any knowledge so I told him I was coming once the traffic cleared off.

Fast forward, almost, 30min no movement at all I was still at the same spot and my phone was getting hotter and acting up so I'd to switch it off like 2min. B4 I could turned it back up Onome my love cancelled on Bolt.
You know most of them still believe Uber still charge for cancellation so she left Uber. This was after she noticed it's the same driver she is expecting so she probably want to try another on Bolt but since I turn my off phone she I didn't get her request again.

Immidiately after the traffic just suddenly disappeared and I flashed her and she called back.

Me: you request both uber and bolt and you expect me to come and pick you after cancelling on the other right?

She: no ooo I didn't request two ooh it's only uber I did

Me: (in my mind You're still lieing even in ur stranded situation) okay u request only on Uber abi? So when I get there and the other driver will be stranded or I will be stranded right? Sorry I'm not coming again look for a way out yourself.
She hanged up na so me I face oshodi straight.

Nice one Nice one baba....let me quickly deliver message Pearl sent me: he said, I should tell you that you just wasted your time, gas and you refused to make money....

Back to matter, e be like say people wey dey dat axis get choko for head....similar incidence happened sometimes ago....dropped off a rider in Festac, 321 road. A request came in from alakija on another app which was juicy for like N4k to Ogudu...it was on Sunday, 7:40p.m or so

The road was terrible,took me like 20mins to 25mins drive to pick up. Delay was due to bad road, not being conversant with road network around that axis, gmap couldn't pick up some alternative route (rerouting) due to blockade...
Called the rider intermittently to assure her of coming to PU, she kept on calling ...perhaps in a rush to get out of that dead zone....

Driver: I'm in front of eterna gas station
Rider: I'm inside Mr Biggs nowwwwwwww..aaah!
(Note: Mr Biggs is within/located in same gas station)
Driver: alright, can you step out
Drove past few pumps, right at entrance of Mr Biggs
Rider: (opened rear door&slammed it)
Driver: (heaved a sigh) apologies for coming late, I'm not to....(i was yet to complete this statement, rider replied)
Time: 8:14p.m......
Rider replied: hissed....save your apologies
Driver: looked at inner mirror, turn my head....
and said...."Get out of my Car"....

Drove to festival mall , got a trip to opebi...naso I muje kowe...

Before I got to opebi...I'd already received multiple SMS of gloom & doom...
I still go through some of evil messages when underneath mango tree and I smile....

We need to put a check or rather mitigate act of being disrespectful, impoliteness in our Society...

Okay, so my reason for going to mechanic village, trinity yesterday was to work on my car and I finally got the right solution to the problem after about 3months of use.

Suspension noise from the legs during oscillation on bad road and vibration of my steering when break is applied on high speed.

Culprit was the break disk, steering, lower arm bushing and thyroid.

Changed one lower arm bushing last week 3k and 1k for pressing.
Transport to ladipo from my house 1.2k
Workmanship 3k (the mechanic na yeye guy but my correct guy I only use him for emergency)

So I decided to get yesterday's job done by my specialist mechanic.

Gave him 12k to buy the breakdisk, thyroid and nuckles
2 BD
2 thyroid
2 nuckles all tokunbo.
Workmanship 4k.

Destination trip to mushin the blow empty to Apapa, road was very free.

So who was the guy that changed his breakdisk the other time on his Corolla how much did you spend fixing it?
Lets compare the price with my Benz

YeyeGbami:
Guys, what do you think about 2013 Kia Rio for this job. Saw one offer for 1.8 (Negotiable).

https://www.nairaland.com/6906145/sale-kia-rio-2013#108717736

I fit dey see 25K from serious driver weekly?

Sure.

MERCHANDISER:
plus how can I apply ?give me your number sir

Johnchrix has been given right of first refusal, if he doesn't take up the offer, it will come straight to you sir

YeyeGbami:
Guys, what do you think about 2013 Kia Rio for this job. Saw one offer for 1.8 (Negotiable).

https://www.nairaland.com/6906145/sale-kia-rio-2013#108717736

I fit dey see 25K from serious driver weekly?

Do you still need a driver ? I'm available

humblesteve:

Bazuka leave me oooo no join me and anybody
Go meet your Oga o you finally made him leave the thread

Which of my Oga’s
A.) Ipaja
B.) Gbagada
C.) Driver @14
D.) learner @40
E.) You can choose 2 options

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Compliments of the season everyone!
Is there any car owner here who is interested in letting his car out ( any decent car apart from a Corolla) for a week. Willing to pay the normal e-hailing delivery of N25k + 5k. That's 30k. Just want to move around with it this yuletide. I am willing to subject myself to any risk mitigating process. Also willing to pay 25k upfront and the 5k on delivery after a week. Please kindly contact on terrence15115@gmail.com if this interests you. I live around Ikeja and in a gated estate. Thanks

Felicity0001:
Okay, so my reason for going to mechanic village, trinity yesterday was to work on my car and I finally got the right solution to the problem after about 3months of use.

Suspension noise from the legs during oscillation on bad road and vibration of my steering when break is applied on high speed.

Culprit was the break disk, steering, lower arm bushing and thyroid.

Changed one lower arm bushing last week 3k and 1k for pressing.
Transport to ladipo from my house 1.2k
Workmanship 3k (the mechanic na yeye guy but my correct guy I only use him for emergency)

So I decided to get yesterday's job done by my specialist mechanic.

Gave him 12k to buy the breakdisk, thyroid and nuckles
2 BD
2 thyroid
2 nuckles all tokunbo.
Workmanship 4k.

Destination trip to mushin the blow empty to Apapa, road was very free.

So who was the guy that changed his breakdisk the other time on his Corolla how much did you spend fixing it?
Lets compare the price with my Benz

feli the word you’re looking for is Tie Rods aka SWAY BARS lol

The thyroid you’re writing about is a gland in the throat of a human body that’s prone to disease which makes it swell up if dem give you chance you go write PSYCHOLOGY as ‘Sikology’

Second class upper Chief hoodlum I hail you main-main

Conner44:


feli the word you’re looking for is Tie Rods aka SWAY BARS lol

The thyroid you’re writing about is a gland in the throat of a human body that’s prone to disease which makes it swell up if dem give you chance you go write PSYCHOLOGY as ‘Sikology’

Second class upper Chief hoodlum I hail you main-main

You again ?
Are you not dsame person that called someone
Semi-illiterate black African migrant.

Now you are questioning feli certificate?


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Terrence15115:
Compliments of the season everyone!
Is there any car owner here who is interested in letting his car out ( any decent car apart from a Corolla) for a week. Willing to pay the normal e-hailing delivery of N25k + 5k. That's 30k. Just want to move around with it this yuletide. I am willing to subject myself to any risk mitigating process. Also willing to pay 25k upfront and the 5k on delivery after a week. Please kindly contact on terrence15115@gmail.com if this interests you. I live around Ikeja and in a gated estate. Thanks

I dont understand this your offer oh bros... Who will be driving the car? You or the owner.

If its you we can deal for 50k daily

If I'm the one to drive you round we deal for 30k daily 8am till 6pm latest I'll be in charge of fueling.

No outside of Lagos travel.

Security deposit of 150k, this money will be refunded if car is returned in good condition like it was given to you otherwise kiss your money goodbye.

You will submit a valid drivers license
With 2 gaurantors

Conner44:


feli the word you’re looking for is Tie Rods aka SWAY BARS lol

The thyroid you’re writing about is a gland in the throat of a human body that’s prone to disease which makes it swell up if dem give you chance you go write PSYCHOLOGY as ‘Sikology’

Second class upper Chief hoodlum I hail you main-main

I think say na thyroid be d spelling na...lol

I'm aware of thyroid gland... Wo! Abeg don't come and stress me now jor cichology ith no hard to spell na

All the same thanks for the correction Mr. English master

BAZ001:


You again ?
Are you not dsame person that called someone
Semi-illiterate black African migrant.

Now you are questioning feli certificate?


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Nor be my fault baba. If you see the way I burst laff as i read say person wan go buy thyroid ehn and i been dey office oh

Na so oga Boss waka come my cubicle dey ask me if i dey okay at all with him big bald head wey be like dem rub ororo ontop

If you see the way piss come start to dey hungry me that time ehn... na oluwa help the man say cheerful never show dashboard yet

Thank God say i don collect hamper already sha I still get hope

Felicity0001:




I think say na thyroid be d spelling na...lol

I'm aware of thyroid gland... Wo! Abeg don't come and stress me now jor cichology ith no hard to spell na

All the same thanks for the correction Mr. English master

Nothing doseth you baba

BAZ001:


You again ?
Are you not dsame person that called someone
Semi-illiterate black African migrant.

Now you are questioning feli certificate?


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No mind am, with all his English and certificate we're yet to see his name on pages of news paper for one excellent award or achievment.

But wait oh baz001 e b like tye semi illiterate American migrant don disappoint you on the hennesy matter oh because in ur last two posts you've mentioned him.

See I no won hear story on top that hennesy oh because you promise to share am with me o

Terrence15115:
Compliments of the season everyone!
Is there any car owner here who is interested in letting his car out ( any decent car apart from a Corolla) for a week. Willing to pay the normal e-hailing delivery of N25k + 5k. That's 30k. Just want to move around with it this yuletide. I am willing to subject myself to any risk mitigating process. Also willing to pay 25k upfront and the 5k on delivery after a week. Please kindly contact on terrence15115@gmail.com if this interests you. I live around Ikeja and in a gated estate. Thanks

Nawa ooo this guy. For inside this Xmas you wan rent car 30K for a week. Ogbeni kilode?
Ahhh! And you want a decent car way no be Corolla. Ogbeni if you no ready 120k comot body. I can see you're a comedian

Felicity0001:




I think say na thyroid be d spelling na...lol

I'm aware of thyroid gland... Wo! Abeg don't come and stress me now jor cichology ith no hard to spell na

All the same thanks for the correction Mr. English master

Dis season Na serious season no time for distraction at all.
No argument
No fighting or getting angry

Once I hear where are you ?
I just no it’s a block head rider but will wait to see if it’s hollow or solid ?

Me: I’m at the gate
Rider : are you at the gate ?
Me: yes I’m at d gate
... no problem I can keep repeating d answer to their stupid question untop 1.9 surge.

Felicity0001:


I dont understand this your offer oh bros... Who will be driving the car? You or the owner.

If its you we can deal for 50k daily

If I'm the one to drive you round we deal for 30k daily 8am till 6pm latest I'll be in charge of fueling.

No outside of Lagos travel.


Security deposit of 150k, this money will be refunded if car is returned in good condition like it was given to you otherwise kiss your money goodbye.

You will submit a valid drivers license
With 2 gaurantors

Person they find car of 30k weekly, saying he will even pay 25k before and 5k after...you they tell am 50k per day

Since he said anything apart from corolla, I for advice the bros make he just try korope or tricycle

Terrence15115:
Compliments of the season everyone!
Is there any car owner here who is interested in letting his car out ( any decent car apart from a Corolla) for a week. Willing to pay the normal e-hailing delivery of N25k + 5k. That's 30k. Just want to move around with it this yuletide. I am willing to subject myself to any risk mitigating process. Also willing to pay 25k upfront and the 5k on delivery after a week. Please kindly contact on terrence15115@gmail.com if this interests you. I live around Ikeja and in a gated estate. Thanks

Very funny. Even if I had no use whatsoever for my car, I'd park it and cover it than do this.

Try read this nonsense again, if it makes any sense to you. You no want Corolla, na Muscle Camry you want?

IFSHR:


Person they find car of 30k weekly, saying he will even pay 25k before and 5k after...you they tell am 50k per day

Since he said anything apart from corolla, I for advice the bros make he just try korope or tricycle

Wait oh did he said 25k weekly or daily?

The get mind oh... Nawao.

Shuu!! Enh! Na my own price me give am so...

Good luck to his search.

Is there any driver in Abuja here? I want to deliver a package to Wuse, Zone 4.

I will pay o

Terrence15115:
Compliments of the season everyone!
Is there any car owner here who is interested in letting his car out ( any decent car apart from a Corolla) for a week. Willing to pay the normal e-hailing delivery of N25k + 5k. That's 30k. Just want to move around with it this yuletide. I am willing to subject myself to any risk mitigating process. Also willing to pay 25k upfront and the 5k on delivery after a week. Please kindly contact on terrence15115@gmail.com if this interests you. I live around Ikeja and in a gated estate. Thanks

30k is nothing during the yuletide..... You won't even get the much overlooked corolla.

northbird:


30k is nothing during the yuletide..... You won't even get the much overlooked corolla.

Out of curiosity, does the driver's weekly remittance increase during this period?