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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:35pm On Dec 27, 2021
BAZ001, your Hennessey/Consignment still dey for garage oh!
E never even reach Cargo port seff.
The plane go tey well well before E go land this time oh!

And this one wey E be say na bicycle plane go fly this one,
Na November you fit dey expect am.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 6:38pm On Dec 27, 2021
dru23:


Don't mind them joor. While they were busy driving up and down . I was enjoying myself... Work hard o my people....

So your pikin no go ask u say wetin u dey do when their father mates were working ... Instead make u leave me alone jeje ..but no grin u wan make I start to troll u guys. Well let the trolling begin grin

This one you're covering your face in the 1st picture like a Comrade Kwan?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 6:45pm On Dec 27, 2021
Barbiturate:


My brother. I dey village dey sip pammi smiley

Merry Christmas and a prosperous 2022 to you.

Try dey enjoy your self, cos e-hailing wahala no dey finish

Abeg do me as jpworld drivers dem dey do that yr... Buy pammi come for me when you're coming back... I go wait for bergar bus stop for to pick up the 10ltr

Thank you in advance

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 6:55pm On Dec 27, 2021
donfortune48:


This one you're covering your face in the 1st picture like a Comrade Kwan?

Are u a bobrisky? U wan see my face grin .. If I show my face now do u how many guys will loose their wives, sisters , girlfriends, sidechicks to me .......

You wan see fine boy like me with no pimples....

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 6:58pm On Dec 27, 2021
Lush100:
Let me give u interesting funny weird incident.
Yesterday went to an event with my mum @ lagos airport hotel .
It was strictly by invitation.
My dad after church said he wanted to go home. So i used his invitation card.
My dad said he would drop my wife n kids home b4 going home.
Drove thru agege via akanni Doherty road.
Anyway, got there
Met hefty looking bouncers & 2 "beautiful " ushers
Took us to seat,
Since then one of them refused to leave me oh.
She stood at my side,
Hitting me with het backside severally, event bent down to hit me severally,
Initially i thought they were mistakes oh as a result of dancing until i felt brest on the top of my head,
She said " sorry" about once or twice.
All these while my mum was still on the same table adjacent to me.
I had to be dancing on my seat and feign ignorance of what has happening as i wondered what was the cause , i even tried to remember what soap i used in bathing (who cut soap for me).
If not that i am more pope than pope191 , i for take am up from there but i am a good boy abi man.
Abeg who cut this kin soap for me.
Tried to take pictures of how close she was.
Imagined if my wife was there, she won't take it lightly nor would this lady have the mind.
I left after some sorvernier were served.

If u have experienced such, let me know what caused it

Lol...

Olosho work is now becoming lucrative and prudent ooh
You need to see the way these ladies carry this olosho work with much dignity and pride in fact it's becoming elegant for them to be call olosho.
See how they flaunt themselves on WhatsApp status, FB, Instagram and others you'll begin to wonder weather we now have a course called oloshology in our tertiary schools.

Can imagine one called me early this morning inviting me over to ikorodu all the way from AB city, you why you no fit come? Even her mum self was speaking on the background that I should remember her for give away.

Holy ghost fire kill u and ur olosho daughter dia!

I just wonder what this country would be lile in 10-15yrs to come.

Yahoo
Olosho
Drugs
Gambling

Almost every Nigerians is involve in one of these social life.

It's heart bugging

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 7:13pm On Dec 27, 2021
dru23:


Are u a bobrisky? U wan see my face grin .. If I show my face now do u how many guys will loose their wives, sisters , girlfriends, sidechicks to me .......

You wan see fine boy like me with no pimples....
And you ended up revealing your look alike, in Gold chain.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 7:14pm On Dec 27, 2021
Lush100:
.

Bro, i be pastor oh
People wey dey play play away match dey fear me sef, I no know how this one strong.
My mum no dey send oh bcoz she know i be pastor.

Even sef, na u sabi
Me we dey ibadan go collect number for lagos....
I am more holy than pope 191 and Feli put together, i just get baby face datz all

Baby face indeed
Pastor ko alpha ni

If i tell u watin pastors, rev.fathers and alpha dem dey do u go renounce your pastoral ministry

By the way, I'm yet to see where God forbids a man from having more than one wife oh. Instead of u to collect No I dey there dey f9rm pastor... No b only pastor na pastolin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 7:18pm On Dec 27, 2021
Josephase:
No disrespect boss but this is a hate speech. We no say we dey catch cruise here once in a while but everything get limit small.

Whem he was cursing his generation and wishing himself death you didn't call it hate speech o now I'm telling you all how foolish pounce is and penny being wise you now call it hate speech abi?

Kontinue... I never get your time now... I'm currently in VI chasing my 2% I must complete 8trips today.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 7:21pm On Dec 27, 2021
Pearl1910:


But they clearly said it doesn't affect your earnings. Uber and Bolt must pay tax na...whether they shift it to d Rider's or they pay from their pocket, that's their business, it will not affect your earnings, so leave people that are posting 'photoshop' dashboard out of this abeg.

What do you understand with the phrase "won't affect yiur earning"? Dey there make oyinbo dey use English deceive blackmangrin

Baba you're being tax simple!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 7:25pm On Dec 27, 2021
donfortune48:

And you ended up revealing your look alike, in Gold chain.

Snoop dog .......
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 7:27pm On Dec 27, 2021
BAZ001:


Are You are serious right now ?
Seems Nigerians prefer lies
APC/Liar Mohammed well don sir

Meanwhile you mean pay rent for
Lekki. or. ipaja command

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We have chevron in ipaja na

Why u dey dull nagrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmyN(m): 7:44pm On Dec 27, 2021
You work and earn sometimes up to 500k monthly, don't want to pay tax, but you complain of bad roads.

E be like say na sicklers full this bolt thread o, after making 200k easily then start complaining of ill health cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 8:14pm On Dec 27, 2021
emmyN:
You work and earn sometimes up to 500k monthly, don't want to pay tax, but you complain of bad roads.

E be like say na sicklers full this bolt thread o, after making 200k easily then start complaining of ill health cheesy
grin
Don't mind them, millionaires are known for evading tax anyways.
So it's expected, they must pay ooo.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2021
Dru23 is back. This thread don miss u.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:27pm On Dec 27, 2021
AyeMoJuba:
Hello @ all,
I need a car to be used for Bolt Transport service urgently. I am a complete gentleman who is levelheaded. A man of his words who has the penchant for keeping to promises and agreement.
kindly reach out to me on 08161116238 if you have a car for hire purchase to be used on Bolt transport service.
I live around Ogba, Lagos.

Thanks in anticipation.
In the beginning....

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 8:40pm On Dec 27, 2021
mejai:
Dru23 is back. This thread don miss u.


Thank you my brother.. Your 2022 will be better than your 2021. Bigger and better things .. Forward always moving never backwards

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 8:41pm On Dec 27, 2021
Gentlelife50:

grin
Don't mind them, millionaires are known for evading tax anyways.
So it's expected, they must pay ooo.

Not always true , we just find ways to reduce it. For example my 2 weeks stay at EKO hotel will be used as part of my business expenses... We just find ways to reduce the amount of tax we pay .

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 8:58pm On Dec 27, 2021

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 9:00pm On Dec 27, 2021
Seasons greetings folks!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 9:25pm On Dec 27, 2021
dru23:


Not always true , we just find ways to reduce it. For example my 2 weeks stay at EKO hotel will be used as part of my business expenses... We just find ways to reduce the amount of tax we pay .
Tell me something
Can we see receipt, as proof.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 9:32pm On Dec 27, 2021
Gentlelife50:

Tell me something
Can we see receipt, as proof.

You mean my 2 weeks stay at EKO hotel .... Come bro don't be that guy. Don't be childish .. You telling me the Biggest oyel seller on this forum , the importer and exporter can't afford a 2 week stay at EKO hotel...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 9:35pm On Dec 27, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
Seasons greetings folks!

Seasons greetings to you young man . I hope your 2022 will be better than 2021 in Jesus name ......

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sintin: 10:07pm On Dec 27, 2021
[i][/[i][/i]i] smiley
sehawale:
If you are Uber Partner or Driver in Lagos, kindly share your experience here:

- Considering the unpredictable traffic situation in some parts of Lagos, is it lucrative?
- How much on the average do you make weekly, cworking from morning till evening daily excluding weekends?
- What are the challenges specific to Lagos with being a partner or driver with Uber?
- Would you recommend a friend to be a partner with Uber.
- Any other useful info...

I need this survey/shared experience because I have thought of being a partner with Uber. I have a driver that is assigned to my family. My family's daily itinerary is fixed and this makes my driver and my car idle from 8am to 8pm daily. Registering the car and the driver with Uber has been considered to roll extra bucks into the family's purse and increase my driver's take-home as he will get commission from money made from Uber, apart from the salary he is being paid presently.

Your comments will be appreciated!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:19pm On Dec 27, 2021
dru23:


Seasons greetings to you young man . I hope your 2022 will be better than 2021 in Jesus name ......

Amen to that! God has been awesome this year!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 10:54pm On Dec 27, 2021
dru23:


Most of these car owners don't know the differences between a good sounding car from a bad 1. According to them once water is dripping from the tail pipe of the car , the engine is very ok ....... grin


Finally, I was wondering when Dru would join the moment oil discussion started.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 10:57pm On Dec 27, 2021
Glithronix:



Good evening, brother. How much gas did your car consume on the to and fro level?
I mean like how much fuel, using the hours spent to and fro?
I'm on learning mode, brother.
I hope you're not trying to compare what amount of fuel he used will also fetch you driving on UberBolt?

Offline ride is different from app trip

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 11:07pm On Dec 27, 2021
peeps4u:


Finally, I was wondering when Dru would join the moment oil discussion started.

No be me start the discussion .. I just added my 2cent to it and you notice I didn't elaborate about any oyel matter.......

Meself no send again, if car owners like make dey use 20w50, monograde oyel, palm oyel , palm wine etc . na their business Las Las na them go suffer the consequences..

Car parts and engine cost for market now . na so 1 guy for cartalk section talk his manual compressor has been working fine for past many months now .
we had this discussion about 1 week ago . And about 3 days ago , the guy talk say compressor pack up. A/c man wan relay wire whatever that means. And he no get money etc . And na 1 other talk he has been using 20w50 since 2018 with no problem.. By the time engine pack up unexpectedly and 400k plus to replace engine .. Na that time he go know say khaki no be leather.

And the so called Tokunbo engine or parts u no fit tell the difference again. Make everyone hold themselves this 2022 will be a bumpy ride with the economy in the USA and around......


And funny enough this is the time all my uber drivers are doing well. Everybody is on their best behaviour e be say this pandemic and economy has humble many people to sit tight...

Nobody smiling anymore especially car owners .. U complain too much after paying 25k rental and me doing 100% maintenance . I go tell you to park my car and I can't come and kill myself. Problem no dey finish

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR: 11:32pm On Dec 27, 2021
Truth be told dru23 is a good man and a compassionate business person... Collecting 25k and offering 100% maintenance shows good character.

Respect Dru

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 11:48pm On Dec 27, 2021
IFSHR:
Truth be told dru23 is a good man and a compassionate business person... Collecting 25k and offering 100% maintenance shows good character.

Respect Dru


Well it is a win win deal for everyone. Those civic no dey require too much maintenance. So I don't spend much on maintenance .. Keep in mind the Honda civic was design by the Japanese has a low maintenance vehicle . Just do the basic and use the recommended ATF and u be ok ....
I had a few that I had to change the transmission, but other than they are good cars .. Even the the one 1 of my ex driver called sludge infested engine is still on the road. The are good cars if you can get a good 1 and maintain it .

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 12:02am On Dec 28, 2021
peeps4u:
I hope you're not trying to compare what amount of fuel he used will also fetch you driving on UberBolt?

Offline ride is different from app trip

Oh okay. Thanks for this.
Yeah, you're right at the bold. Appreciate you, brother.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OmodavidoX(m): 12:03am On Dec 28, 2021
Glithronix:



Good evening, brother. How much gas did your car consume on the to and fro level?
I mean like how much fuel, using the hours spent to and fro?
I'm on learning mode, brother.
Honestly I am still a learner when it comes to car stuffs and fuel consumption too. But what I know was that my fuel was little above half tank when I started the journey and I bought 4,500 fuel again and still had like quarter tank left after the journey. My calculation was based on the fuel guage on the dashboard and might not be totally correct.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OmodavidoX(m): 12:11am On Dec 28, 2021
sharpk007:


Enjoyment, na so Dec dey be, safe well for January
Thank you my boss

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