WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN AN EXTREME LEVEL OF ANGER OR HAPPINESS


I really want to go back my days of being a nice guy to women. Being an Good-bad guy is beginning to get boring to me, i miss heartbreak.

Please Nairalanders help me
I want to become a SIMP once again

modified: For those of you that want to join our whatsapp group, message me on whatsapp.

MTCHWEE

You gave her too much attention... I'm not impressed

Kriss216:
You gave her too much attention... I'm not impressed

That's what simp does
We give them attention

fati2001:
MTCHEEEW

You were warned the post contains an extreme level of anger

Anyway i helped you add 'W'to your MTCHEE

DannyXpress:
You were warned the post contains an extreme level of anger
Anyway i helped you add 'W'to your MTCHEE

MTCHEEEE W

fati2001:


MTCHEEEEW

Why are you seperating it na

They are supposed to be joined together.

DannyXpress:
Why are you seperating it na
They are supposed to be joined together.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeerrrwwwww

Gid Redpiller is coming for u.

Beebah2000:
Gid Redpiller is coming for u.

Abeg make anybody no mention am ooo

Allow me to simp in peace

fati2001:


Mtcheeeeeeeeeerrrwwwww

If you were a lady, i would've accused you of trying to kiss me but i don't do gays

so what should i do with this post now?

DannyXpress:

If you were a lady, i would've accused you of trying to kiss me but i don't do gays

WE GAYS DON'T WANT YOU

Here's why i want to become a SIMP once again.

1. I miss those days i wait for days just to get a reply from a girl.

2. I miss those days of sending a girl 10 messages before getting a reply.

3. I miss those days of spending just to impress a lady.

4. I miss being called a friendzoned and memorizing lines just to woo a lady

To be continued.........

Moeman:
so what should i do with this post now?

Use it to buy gas before the price increase again oo

Mod pls ban this op

SirDanny7:
Mod pls ban this op

Namesake be happy for me
I no kill person na or is it a crime to be a SIMP

DannyXpress:

Namesake be happy for me
I no kill person na or is it a crime to be a SIMP

I go call my goons frm betting thread to come derail dis post if mod no ban or delete dis post

Lol.... omoh you are bad i want to be like you when i grow up

BadBullet:
Lol.... omoh you are bad
i want to be like you when i grow up

Don't be like me ooo

You may end up being like buhari

DannyXpress:

Don't be like me ooo

You may end up being like buhari

lol... dat lady was flowing well mehn not like some that will be replying you with one word

BadBullet:

lol... dat lady was flowing well mehn not like some that will be replying you with one word

A lot of Ladies especially from this part of the world are boring creatures.

If a woman replies you with one word or reads your message and refuse to reply, it's because you are boring

You can't be boring and expect a boring girl to flow well with you, one of you needs to be the opposite.

Remember unlike poles attract.

fati2001:


Mtcheeeeeeeeeerrrwwwww

u be werey

Lol.... Chat is baseless.
A girl can be chatting you up and claiming she loves you whereas she is in another guy's house recieving dick. And you the idiot will be smiling on your phone as if you've won a lottery.

Most ladies say I have forgotten them, I reply, yes, you forgot me too. And don't ask me for money, because I won't give you. Anytime a lady says or tell you that you've forgotten her, just know that she is probably taking a break from her boyfriend.

dontrulee:
Lol.... Chat is baseless.
A girl can be chatting you up and claiming she loves you whereas she is in another guy's house recieving dick. And you the idiot will be smiling on your phone as if you've won a lottery.

Most ladies say I have forgotten them, I reply, yes, you forgot me too. And don't ask me for money, because I won't give you. Anytime a lady says or tell you that you've forgotten her, just know that she is probably taking a break from her boyfriend.

You're right 100%

Only smart men can decode the message i was trying to pass with this pictures.
Women cheat no doubt, but they know the kind of men they cheat on.

Chatting alone won't make a woman submissive, but your dating game as a whole, knowing how to handle them both online and offline is what makes you a an EXCELLENT MAN
This is why you need the THE POWER OF EXCELLENCE

SirDanny7:
u be werey

fati2001:

Why u dey hiss lyk snake
Mod pls ban this guy

SirDanny7:
Why u dey hiss lyk snake Mod pls ban this guy

HOLY SHIT

Some 9ja girls are caring. Just that 95.9% like money, tell u they love u while recieving dick 4rom another love, just want to loot u die.
Sha be careful of there ya SIMP. But u will end up crying las las.

WHAT DA BLEEP IS HAPPENING

Mide1data:
HOLY SHIT

Some 9ja girls are caring. Just that 95.9% like money, tell u they love u while recieving dick 4rom another love, just want to loot u die.
Sha be careful of there ya SIMP. But u will end up crying las las.

WHAT DA BLEEP IS HAPPENING

I'm scared bro

It was like you were advising, warning and threatening me at the same time
Allow me to simp in peace biko

fati2001:

Stop mentioning my name