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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 11:53am On Dec 28, 2021
donfortune48:
BAZ001, your Hennessey/Consignment still dey for garage oh!
E never even reach Cargo port seff.
The plane go tey well well before E go land this time oh!

And this one wey E be say na bicycle plane go fly this one,
Na November you fit dey expect am.

No! Not bicycle plan, bieroplane na him b dat...

Na so them.go carry BAZ001 go restaurant tell am.to order food (Jamaican rice) afterwards, baba go tell am make him sort him bill by himself. BAZ001 to before warn is to before arm ooh... Dam don run me America street b4 in naija so no loose ur guard.

Shine your eyes gringrin

I just pity that babe like dis... She go wash plate tire for eko hotel...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Y1nka(m): 11:53am On Dec 28, 2021
Y1nka:



Due to the “pepper dem” posting i usually see here, i also tried grossing the best i can yesterday.. As per my office no dey open na, i set out early 7:10 am , rested in a place from 2- 4 :15 due to fatigue. Had some mad migrain in between (as i was fighting the sleep by noon). Closed 11: 25pm or so

Last last i grossed 40k , i dont know how you all do this on a steady , but one thing i know is that this shit aint healthy if thats what you do. Your health is important….


Before dru23 and co comes for me, and tell me how someone bought banana island with uber, please this is just my opinion . Thank you

Who still get fried chicken abeg

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 11:54am On Dec 28, 2021
Pearl1910:


When I respond to statements like this, it looks like I am defending Bolt.
Okay, do u have any evidence of Bolt charging you 23%? Show us.
They aren't showing breakdown doesn't mean there are hidden charges.

Bro check it well, its 22.9% commission that's like 23%

They went under the booking fee column to do the abracadabra

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 11:54am On Dec 28, 2021
BAZ001:


Bro, my body just dey bite me as I dey see red hot surge and I can’t drive.
All dis relations dt will be rushing to Lagos for holiday as if Lagos Na New York.
If I wan escape you will hear “ it’s public holiday now no work , where are you going again ?
I dey beach for night dey hear gbagan gbagan I just dey squeeze face upandan.
Coroboys just dey do back to back trips dey overtake cars for road anyhow.
Sunday wey I wan do sharp trips I got 32 request Na only 2 I fit do, I jejely go park car.

What can I do ? than to continue partying now and work later.

Let me quickly post dashboard before someone will say I’m lying.
Post the week before Xmas. I want to check suntin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Y1nka(m): 11:58am On Dec 28, 2021
Otitodilijesu:


I said it before. Yes, he's petty as fvck, but he's a good guy generally.


I no know say dru don change, happy Christmas boss @dru23 . Pls ignore the former post �

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 12:03pm On Dec 28, 2021
northbird:


Bro check it well, its 22.9% commission that's like 23%

They went under the booking fee column to do the abracadabra
Calculated my earnings and saw its actually 20% commission.
But you go press calculator tire to decipher cheesy

After the stress of picking up and dropping off, I'll still be bothered about my earnings? Mbanu.
It should be clearly stated. Somethings should just be straightforward.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 12:11pm On Dec 28, 2021
emmyN:
You work and earn sometimes up to 500k monthly, don't want to pay tax, but you complain of bad roads.

E be like say na sicklers full this bolt thread o, after making 200k easily then start complaining of ill health cheesy

Oga isn't that double or multiple taxation... What happened to the N20/trip we are already paying?
How about the 20% and 25% commission? Do you want to tell me it's been collected just to merge riders and drivers alone?

I worked N200k and you collect N50k as commison
I buy fuel 40k to earn 200k
I eat at least 3k daily making an avrg of 20 weekly.
Car maintenance assume it to be 20k
Total: 50+40+20+20 =130k.
Bal: 200-130 = N70.

And you still want to tax me on that afyer paying commission of over 50k? to my app coy? Are you for real or you're joking?

Aren't the app coys paying tax to the government? All drivers provided a tax number during registration if I can remember vividly uber requested for it during signing up so what is expected is for them to provided our tax clearance papers at the end of every year accordingly.

So what else are you asking for again.

Evil people
Evil leaders
Evil political children which I'm very sure you're one of them.

Kontinue oh you hear me so?one day you people will see something

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by yommie007: 12:15pm On Dec 28, 2021
How much be the sienna and what year is it?
dru23:


The ones that can drive dey drive 24/7 .. But Person wey no sabi drive is their Oga controlling them ......

You see , this life no wan balance..........by the way we are loading a container this January. So pre order your items and pay 30% deposit of total cost.....


We don't want to chase you up and down when goods arrive.. We dey enter 2022 with more sense
...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 12:18pm On Dec 28, 2021
Y1nka:



I no know say dru don change, happy Christmas boss @dru23 . Pls ignore the former post �

Haha I no vex for u now .. U be my people .. Complements of the season .. And I hope 2022 will be better than your 2021.. Forward always moving never backwards ....

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:19pm On Dec 28, 2021
Y1nka:



Due to the “pepper dem” posting i usually see here, i also tried grossing the best i can yesterday.. As per my office no dey open na, i set out early 7:10 am , rested in a place from 2- 4 :15 due to fatigue. Had some mad migrain in between (as i was fighting the sleep by noon). Closed 11: 25pm or so

Last last i grossed 40k , i dont know how you all do this on a steady , but one thing i know is that this shit aint healthy if thats what you do. Your health is important….

Lazy driver.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 12:19pm On Dec 28, 2021
yommie007:
How much be the sienna and what year is it?


It's 2005 model. A potential buyer has agreed to pay a deposit for it .
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:20pm On Dec 28, 2021
northbird:


Bro check it well, its 22.9% commission that's like 23%

They went under the booking fee column to do the abracadabra

He knows.
He just have to do his job, to avoid not getting paid.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 12:21pm On Dec 28, 2021
komodapson:


Oh! My barbiturates is off the grid. My Snr Special Assistant on E-hailing and road affairs, his advise are always spot on & precise.... Enjoy your stay bro, so you finished second behind BAZOO in meeting the N1M target grin, but how oga Felicity and BAZOO are still on wheels, or they have increased the bar to N1.5mill...?
So next year we go fit play the track...

One!One!! Mill....
One!One!! Mill...(2x)
One!One million naira...
One!One!! Mill...
One!One!! Millionaire...

Ehn Ehn...less I forget
Make una dey rest ó, a driver rammed into a flat bed stationary truck...largely due to fatigue, seems to be one of the Corroboys...
*check on driverpreneur on YouTube to see fatal accident....
Ogun ó ní fì éràn wà yílè....(God of Iron, no go use our flesh tey sweep the road ó)
Hope I got translation right... grin

Me na 200k per month be my target nowgrin

Na just faji money I dey work for now

Any time I.won drink beer I tune on my appgringrin
I can't come and kill myself.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 12:26pm On Dec 28, 2021
Pearl1910:


That's simple English na....make I translate to pigin... E no go affect the money wey u dey make grin
Besides why do you not want to pay tax? U b big boy o, stop doing like this.

Enh enh enh!!! Bros stop it! Abeg o I no be big boy

No be here we dey sb dey do us longer throat with app hotel.wey we dey always go pick rider? If I be big boy sabi I go tell the rider to wait while I pick up a bottle.of beer for the road... It's just 7k for a bottle Heineken at eko hotel. But shey I dey mad to do that kind thing helpless of 2week rehab sorry vacation...

Bros nobody be big boy here abeg no play that kimd play with me now abeg

gringrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 12:33pm On Dec 28, 2021
Gentlelife50:

Your engine must be sounding somehow, maybe it's you that won't hear it.
It could be smoking as well but your eyes can't see it.
grin

You.this guy your craze even worse pass baz001 aswear

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 12:36pm On Dec 28, 2021
deedee44:

That's how they will be saying it will not affect your earnings, so where will the 7.5% come from? Why do they need our TIN, why inform us in the first place if we will not be the one paying it?
It's like saying I will beat you with this cane but don't worry it will not pain you

Leave pearl1910 abeg mske him dey form paparazzi

Imcase you guys dont know pearl is Uche.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 12:37pm On Dec 28, 2021
donfortune48:
BAZ001, your Hennessey/Consignment still dey for garage oh!
E never even reach Cargo port seff.
The plane go tey well well before E go land this time
oh!

And this one wey E be say na bicycle plane go fly this one,
Na November you fit dey expect am.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 12:41pm On Dec 28, 2021
deedee44:

That's how they will be saying it will not affect your earnings, so where will the 7.5% come from? Why do they need our TIN, why inform us in the first place if we will not be the one paying it?
It's like saying I will beat you with this cane but don't worry it will not pain you

VAT is a consumption tax. It's usually paid by the person enjoying the product/service. It can be charged as an extra cost or sometimes it's embedded in d cost of the service. Whichever way they want to do it, it's not partners that will bear that cost. Either they will charge VAT separately in addition to d fare like Bolt is doing with the 3% or they will increase fare to accommodate d VAT.
Since Uber/Bolt insist they are not a transport company but a technology company it means partners are the transporters, providers of the service and d collectors of payment reason why they need your TIN to tie all d VAT u generate.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:50pm On Dec 28, 2021
Pearl1910:


VAT is a consumption tax. It's usually paid by the person enjoying the product/service. It can be charged as an extra cost or sometimes it's embedded in d cost of the service. Whichever way they want to do it, it's not partners that will bear that cost. Either they will charge VAT separately in addition to d fare like Bolt is doing with the 3% or they will increase fare to accommodate d VAT.
Since Uber/Bolt insist they are not a transport company but a technology company it means partners are the transporters, providers of the service and d collectors of payment reason why they need your TIN to tie all d VAT u generate.
Well explained. Thanks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 12:50pm On Dec 28, 2021
donfortune48:


Stop this thing bro.
Bolt increased ride fare by 3% and excluded drivers from it.
Why will they increase fare and keep drivers' earnings stagnant?

What're you even defending seff?

Abeg make una leave me jare. U have a point though, If u want us to protest and demand for increase in fare that's another discussion and I am for it. Cos cost of parts no be here.

But asking why Bolt included a charge to cover whatever cost they may be incurring is not a question for us to answer. As far as it's not we that are paying that extra 3%
Moreover, now that u understand the situation, why haven't u come out to say Bolt is not charging 23% they just stylishly increased fare while sidelining partners? Cos u guys are of the opinion that Bolt is now charging 23%.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:58pm On Dec 28, 2021
MERCHANDISER:
Alright. How can I get in touch with you in case another one surfaces.
Can I get an old car I can be using as taxi eg golf3 or any old Toyota product
I will announce it here and quote you
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:59pm On Dec 28, 2021
Pearl1910:


By all means then, enjoy your 20w50.
By the way, what's ur service Interval?
3000 miles.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 1:02pm On Dec 28, 2021
Felicity0001:


No! Not bicycle plan, bieroplane na him b dat...

Na so them.go carry BAZ001 go restaurant tell am.to order food (Jamaican rice) afterwards, baba go tell am make him sort him bill by himself. BAZ001 to before warn is to before arm ooh... Dam don run me America street b4 in naija so no loose ur guard.

Shine your eyes gringrin

I just pity that babe like dis... She go wash plate tire for eko hotel...

I hope 2022 will be better than 2021. Forward always moving never backwards.....

On another note: since I have banned you from buying any type of goods from we at dru23. I hope you don't go and buy fake Mobil oyel ..... And I hope your car will not do kakakakakakakakaka. Kakakakakaka booomm . This I hope will not happen to you in 2022.

By the way we have the perfect viscosity for that your bow legged conversion car..... Again we are not selling to you o. Seek your oyel elsewhere.. Kakakakakakaka boooommm. That sound dey on repeat for my mind o

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 1:04pm On Dec 28, 2021
deedee44:

3000 miles.


Kakakakakakaka boooooom. Will not be ur portion in 2022 ...... Changing oyel every 3k miles and if u doing uber that is like every month. With workmanship plus oyel filter and plus engine oil that is roughly at least 10k naira every month......

Plz don't go and buy the oyel that will make ur car do Kakakakakakaka booooooom. We no go feel sorry for u o .. Na u go lick ur own wound o


Ps for those that are reading this .. If you are not buying your 20w50 oyel at any accredited petrol station like Mobil and total . you are increasing the chances of your car doing Kakakakakakaka boooom
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 1:14pm On Dec 28, 2021
Y1nka:



i dont know how you all do this on a steady , but one thing i know is that this shit aint healthy if thats what you do. Your health is important….

Quit being lazy and complaining like BAZOO1 and Felicity.
So you prefer to be selling gala under hot sun?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 1:25pm On Dec 28, 2021
Gentlelife50:

Your engine must be sounding somehow, maybe it's you that won't hear it.
It could be smoking as well but your eyes can't see it.
grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 1:28pm On Dec 28, 2021
Pearl1910:


When I respond to statements like this, it looks like I am defending Bolt.
Okay, do u have any evidence of Bolt charging you 23%? Show us.
They aren't showing breakdown doesn't mean there are hidden charges.

Programming an app to display certain features is not hard just like how they made drivers feel destination cannot be shown when you get requests.

They know their reasons for not breaking down the details and they know the reasons for not showing net earnings while they show gross. The gross will keep deceiving drivers thinking they are making money and that is the more reason why majority of bolt drivers say what they have at hand is different from app money. You see my friend, these are psychological done on drivers on purpose.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 1:31pm On Dec 28, 2021
northbird:


Bro check it well, its 22.9% commission that's like 23%

They went under the booking fee column to do the abracadabra

No Sir,
Use the basefare, distance and time and calculate your own money on every trip, as against what u collected from Rider. Anything ontop is for Bolt, do it like that and have peace of mind.

For the upteenth time, Bolt adds extra 3% charge to every fare, but that money is not for you. They collect it back with the normal 20% commission. That's why it looks like they are charging 23% but in actual sense without them adding the 3% d trips will not be as high as it now is.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 1:33pm On Dec 28, 2021
dru23:



Kakakakakakaka boooooom. Will not be ur portion in 2022 ...... Changing oyel every 3k miles and if u doing uber that is like every month. With workmanship plus oyel filter and plus engine oil that is roughly at least 10k naira every month......

Plz don't go and buy the oyel that will make ur car do Kakakakakakaka booooooom. We no go feel sorry for u o .. Na u go lick ur own wound o


Ps for those that are reading this .. If you are not buying your 20w50 oyel at any accredited petrol station like Mobil and total . you are increasing the chances of your car doing Kakakakakakaka boooom
Thank you for your advice. When are you doing Christmas giveaway sir
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 1:36pm On Dec 28, 2021
Pearl1910:


VAT is a consumption tax. It's usually paid by the person enjoying the product/service. It can be charged as an extra cost or sometimes it's embedded in d cost of the service. Whichever way they want to do it, it's not partners that will bear that cost. Either they will charge VAT separately in addition to d fare like Bolt is doing with the 3% or they will increase fare to accommodate d VAT.
Since Uber/Bolt insist they are not a transport company but a technology company it means partners are the transporters, providers of the service and d collectors of payment reason why they need your TIN to tie all d VAT u generate.

With all these stories laid down, they are nothing if the fare is not increased by 7.5%.
Consumers are the end users which are the riders, hence the VAT should be on them, so why do they need the driver's TIN?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 1:39pm On Dec 28, 2021
Nezzjnr:

Lol... Is this the First time you're getting an apartment there??.

No be insult ooo abeg.

When you are constantly driving 24/7 . how would know the difference between hotel and service apartment grin

And to answer your question.. Nope it is not my first time ... My 3rd time. But the Marriott Ikeja is my first time.. Not bad at all .. It is up to international standard

You can book a room there starting at $200 if u book online u might see some for $150 a night

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 1:51pm On Dec 28, 2021
deedee44:

Thank you for your advice. When are you doing Christmas giveaway sir

Make everybody hold themselves

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