On my way to work this morning, I remembered an incident that made me smile and think, so I decided to share with my fans...lol.

Many years ago, I was in the University at this period, and was going to school (Abeokuta) from Ketu. On getting to the park, I entered the bus loading at the time. I was in a hurry, as one fine girl was waiting for me at home in school...but this bus was taking an unusual amount of time to get filled up. I was angry and upset, as fine girl would go back to the hostel if I don't make it in time, the other passengers too were tired of sitting and waiting.

Eventually, when it finally remained about four passengers for the bus to fill up...a Man entered, he was wearing a white garment with no shoes on, apparently he attends Cele church. As soon as he entered, he muttered something like 'Eloim shaleem Hmmm' and he got down from the bus. As soon as that happened, we the passengers looked intently at ourselves. Then he further dropped another bombshell by asking...'Please, where is the next bus '. Haaa! Immediately, the spirit of fornication in me disappeared! Now, I was sitting beside the Driver's sit and I know too well, that if anything happens...I and the driver would be on the Presidential list to Hell...I knew for sure that I wasn't going to Heaven, not with the kind of mission I had...how and what I am going to explain to Angel Gabriel when he asks why I was in a hurry to go to school on a Sunday after exams don finish? So, I quickly did some maths in my mind and weighed Fornication and my Life. I kid you not, this was the hardest maths I have ever had to solve, because this fine girl too set. Miraculously, my life sha weighed a little more than the sweet picture of that girl.

So I reluctantly got down from the bus to follow the 'man in white' to the next bus. As soon as I got down...behold, 6 passengers followed me! Chai! It was like they were waiting for me to make up my mind. When this happened, the driver of the bus appeared from no where and inquired what the problem was. We told him that there was no problem but that he can ask the man in white... because where he goes, we follow. So Driver asked the man if he saw a vision that says the bus would be involved in an accident, the man replied that sincerely, he didn't see any accident but just that his Spirit says he should not enter the bus. Well, the Driver said, whether we follow Spirit or not, his bus would be first to go before the one we are in moves..and we all shouted in unison:No Problem! At that point, even me I was confused, 15mins ago...we were all shouting and complaining that this bus never full...now we are prepared to wait another hour or so...over something we have no idea about...lolll.

To cut the long story short, that bus eventually got filled up and left. It took us another hour before ours got filled. On our way, after about 40mins journey in the middle of nowhere, we saw the first bus by the side of the road...with all the passengers out...what happened? They said fan belt cut and tire sef don go down...and the idiot has no spare tire! WoW! We all clapped for the Man in white...right there, I gave my life to Christ, I told myself I would never do anything to hurt God again and that the first thing I would do when I get back to my room was to break up with fine girl. I was determined! I had just witnessed a miracle.

When I got home...fine girl was still waiting for me, as soon as she opened the door and I saw her... immediately I had loss of memory, I quickly told myself that there is always time, besides I would get born again first thing on Monday morning, but for now...

akinsojiSenai:
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When I got home...fine girl was still waiting for me, as soon as she opened the door and I saw her... immediately I had loss of memory, I quickly told myself that there is always time, besides I would get born again first thing on Monday morning, but for now...

Loll, some girls are so fine and inviting, you'll be willing to go to hell just to taste them.

Lmao

Bro shina

Which of the Gods bro

The senses came back after you cum.

This story is so interesting

Anyways, what God put in-between women's thighs is very tempting, sweet and powerful, but it has destroyed more men than the devil himself.

Thank God you are alive to tell this story.

Damnnn niggar

Interesting

that's how life is, we remember God when we are trouble
if u like give ur life to God, if u like don't, that manchi no care

Let me be real with you OP;

This your gist is hilarious.

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

This your gist is hilarious.

Well written. A refreshing thread at last. As for some women, there is something about them that sometimes you'll know you may even catch HIV but you don't care.
Sometimes, you can't blame men who are accused of being simps. Perhaps to them, a plain girl in everyone's eyes may be a sexy queen in theirs.

The Cele man might have entered the first bus before and had bad experience before.. It might not be any vision.

That reminds me when I was young, Dad went out that day, parked, about to come out from his car, na so one garment man appeared ( Not those who dey ask for money though).. He started his preaching and at the end of the sermon, he claimed he saw a vision to my dad not to go out on a particular day. Meaning no driving.

Dad thanked the man and left. When he got home at night, he told mum what the pastor said, mum was so worried to the extent of begging dad not to go out on that day cos my dad doesn't believe in all those things.

To cut the long story short, on the said date, mum had forgotten while dad still remember . He went out as usual but this day, he was so conscious, cautious and very careful with driving and interaction with others.

He returned home peacefully with nada happened. Same that night, he asked mum if she still remember the date the pastor said, she said Oh, it's today and you just came back from work, you this man, no kill us oo..

Your story sweet Sha..

I will repent tomorrow.

zed7:
Well written. A refreshing thread at last. As for some women, there is something about them that sometimes you'll know you may even catch HIV but you don't care.
Sometimes, you can't blame men who are accused of being simps. Perhaps to them, a plain girl in everyone's eyes may be a sexy queen in theirs.

Lol...thanks.

helinues:
The Cele man might have entered the first bus before and had bad experience before.. It might not be any vision.

That reminds me when I was young, Dad went out that day, parked, about to come out from his car, na so one garment man appeared ( Not those who dey ask for money though).. He started his preaching and at the end of the sermon, he claimed he saw a vision to my dad not to go out on a particular day. Meaning no driving.

Dad thanked the man and left. When he got home at night, he told mum what the pastor said, mum was so worried to the extent of begging dad not to go out on that day cos my dad doesn't believe in all those things.

To cut the long story short, on the said date, mum had forgotten while dad still remember . He went out as usual but this day, he was so conscious, cautious and very careful with driving and interaction with others.

He returned home peacefully with nada happened. Same that night, he asked mum if she still remember the date the pastor said, she said Oh, it's today and you just came back from work, you this man, no kill us oo..

Your story sweet Sha..

SmartPolician:
This story is so interesting

Anyways, what God put in-between women's thighs is very tempting, sweet and powerful, but it has destroyed more men than the devil himself.

Thank God you are alive to tell this story.

Lol

helinues:
The Cele man might have entered the first bus before and had bad experience before.. It might not be any vision.

That reminds me when I was young, Dad went out that day, parked, about to come out from his car, na so one garment man appeared ( Not those who dey ask for money though).. He started his preaching and at the end of the sermon, he claimed he saw a vision to my dad not to go out on a particular day. Meaning no driving.

Dad thanked the man and left. When he got home at night, he told mum what the pastor said, mum was so worried to the extent of begging dad not to go out on that day cos my dad doesn't believe in all those things.

To cut the long story short, on the said date, mum had forgotten while dad still remember . He went out as usual but this day, he was so conscious, cautious and very careful with driving and interaction with others.

He returned home peacefully with nada happened. Same that night, he asked mum if she still remember the date the pastor said, she said Oh, it's today and you just came back from work, you this man, no kill us oo..

Your story sweet Sha..

helinues you will not go to heaven, you supported bihari, you can't escape like that.

SportsHD:

Loll, some girls are so fine and inviting, you'll be willing to go to hell just to taste them.

Willing to go to hell just to toast a girl because she fine guy you dey talk with your brain so

posty56:
helinues you will not go to heaven, you supported bihari, you can't escape like that.

I just day wonder how buhari take enter this matter...

akinsojiSenai:

I just day wonder how buhari take enter this matter...

You self asked... Na so some of those people be..

Reason why I ignored cos the guy wouldn't mind to derail this thread with politics matter

OP U no finish the story oo , I so much enjoyed d story, very interesting and hilarious , oya finish ur story joor

Polynek:
OP U no finish the story oo , I so much enjoyed d story, very interesting and hilarious , oya finish ur story joor

...thanks chief.
You Sabi how the story end naa

There's always time bro.

akinsojiSenai:

...thanks chief.
You Sabi how the story end naa

Bad man, I enjoyed ur story shaa

Sonnobax15:

There's always time bro.

Na u talk am oo

Polynek:
Bad man, I enjoyed ur story shaa

Thanks Bro

ospreywin:
Lmao

Bro shina

Shina Rambo

cool story dawg

Bouncing2:
cool story dawg

Thanks Chief