Pearl1910:


Especially Tunlapapa... unfortunately he has hanged his boots.

BAZ001:



My brother they say the low fares is a thing of the mind and exaggeration that it’s not so bad.

You dey run inter country ?
Which car you dey take do all this?

About the low fare, i think everyone is right.. some leave home early, i cant cos i have another business to attend to first. That may be the reason i dont gross much.

But i can still say I’m not that impressed with recent fares sha.

Eg. Coming from cotonou yesterday, bolt cant see ride till after agbara- iyana sach , so i chilled till i got to igando, cos request from agbara was heading back towards badagry- whispering palms!


Got to igando, got a request from Moreta hall igando , to Ali dada in Ago palace. Plus traffic of over 1hour ride was 2,600.

Well, maybe it will mean much if i do that 15 times a day sha. But I’m a travel or long trip person abeg. No time to dey look app and pray for Uche to send helper �

IFSHR:


I used pearl for yours, but since he picked it up his number has been off, and na offline trip o

Hahaha hahaha

U no well I swear

U c temptation u go dey tempt am even with offline trip ooh... What do you expect ?

But jokes apart now bro... Pls go back and edit that ur post and tell anyone that has quoted you to edit as well don't dent me moniker with such an insulation.

If not that a long doesn't sing his own praises I would have sang some to you, money is not among what anyone can use to tempt me... You don help person wey use road enter Europe and in 3yrs no one hear from am hold money b4? Only faith! And when he finally come back his money was still intact no kobo missen. Guy let's leave stories for beggars jare...

No spoil my name abeg

BAZ001:



My brother they say the low fares is a thing of the mind and exaggeration that it’s not so bad.

You dey run inter country ?
Which car you dey take do all this?

As per the car i use, its a corolla, we have two cars registered tho, a lexus es300 (my friend’s) and a corolla 06 (mine). Been using the lexus for years, just registered the corolla though.

Road is not as terrible as people assume if you no attempt fast and furious on it. Plus demand and supply allow you charge higher.


I have agent that do car paper or passport stamps for me anytime.. wayback folks!

Abeg make urna help me with this rider ohh carried this fool from sangotedo to ikota estate inside Ajah traffic got to the estate dropped him only to notice after I left the estate that the guy did fake alert of 1600 for me since yesterday till now I dey call the guy to send me my money him say I dey disturb am and I dey ask am stupid question now this morning him Dan block my number see him number +2349045627576 abeg how I fit use trace am abeg help a brother

Pearl1910:


Ahhhh...gbagbe...Person wey dey use fake name for him drivers licence...if u report now, na Benin police go find am go,




Hahahahaha...u guys should forget about it...it's not a question of maybe, I can tell u for a fact, u aren't getting shishi ...he is chilling in Landmark Beach. No wonder, he even called me to come over for a business meeting.
Baba don hammer

You be mumu I swear

But seriously to spend money wey person get through dubious means dey sweet ooh because u go dey get the feeling say more deals of such will come in no time but by the time that money finish enh... d person fit no c d next day because enjoyment no go give am sense to hustle while d money is still there. This is the mentality a lot of criminals have, they don't remember to hustle again until d money is finish. Foolishness.

Me go gree pay N3500 for landmark? I pray oooh where Oniru beach 1k dey? Elegushi? All of them no be salt water? One can drink of henekien 1.5k... Bottle water 5h, sharpman with alcohol 3.5k... My rider and him babe just dey order I just dey look dem dey laff but e reach time yo pay me now u come dey price me like bonga fish... If to say I know i for don sell my ticket go hustle all the while... But make e no be like say I too like poverty days so I just chill.

C oga Uche be careful ooh I go piss for ur head ooh

Felicity001:


Guy be calming down... Abi no be cruise we all dey again haba malam!

Thus yiur own post self no make any sense... Abeg leave us let's enjoy tye winter vacation... I'm still in landmark o in case you want to join.

I just dey wish make I sleep no wake up for this bed with lovely view because the hotel billing n9 be here ooo...

Baba abeg come rescue me b4 dem give me broom to sweep the whole of ikoyi+VI oooh

make I send one massage therapist with "happy ending" to you sir?

Johnnybegood12:

Hahahahahahaa
Lol
That's the pics.
I tell you even truck drivers don't have such muscles

I hope u r aware of the perain you're referring to, i mean the real originator of that meme don't let him come for you head else you'll abandon yiur moniker or NL for another

See, social media is not for fainted hearted... If you're the type that cant2 tolerate critism or gbos gbas simply stay away from SM for your own good because there's no way you wont find people that will comment on your view with bias, critism9, insults and so many unthinkable things even when you're telling the truth or doing the right thing.

That's why I like the guy BAZ001 and Pearl... Me I'm trying as much as I can to make every moment fun to me because I've come to realize that life is about happiness and joy so it's any thing to make me happy and joyous oh

tunlapapa:

So baba don truly hang boot?

Y1nka:



As per the car i use, its a corolla, we have two cars registered tho, a lexus es300 (my friend’s) and a corolla 06 (mine). Been using the lexus for years, just registered the corolla though.

Road is not as terrible as people assume if you no attempt fast and furious on it. Plus demand and supply allow you charge higher.


I have agent that do car paper or passport stamps for me anytime.. wayback folks!

I go like enter Ghana one of these days with my mata for vacation ooh.

Pls what and what are the necessary things to get road clearance for easy and smooth ride?

mrjaydee:


make I send one massage therapist with "happy ending" to you sir?

Like the one them send to Sanni Abasha abi? You try u hear so! I like my poverty life like this abeg. A living hungry dog is better than a dead lion at least hope still dey for me say I go still like churchmoore some days who is currently cashing on uber out in Canada

Y1nka:



As per the car i use, its a corolla, we have two cars registered tho, a lexus es300 (my friend’s) and a corolla 06 (mine). Been using the lexus for years, just registered the corolla though.

Road is not as terrible as people assume if you no attempt fast and furious on it. Plus demand and supply allow you charge higher.


I have agent that do car paper or passport stamps for me anytime.. wayback folks!

Please how much do u make per trip?
And how can one register a car for that route?

Felicity001:
This is how we roll...

Oga Uche come landmark make we discuss business

Pearl1910:


Hahahahaha...u guys should forget about it...it's not a question of maybe, I can tell u for a fact, u aren't getting shishi ...he is chilling in Landmark Beach. No wonder, he even called me to come over for a business meeting.
Baba don hammer

So you are Uche

Felicity001:


Oga Uche show us dashboard jor... Dont just do the talk walk the talk

Abeg!Abeg!!Abeg!!! Oga Felicity, biko nu. We ain't lowering the standard in 2022, the bar has been raised.
if you cannot show us your bank account balance in tandem with the last rider payment. Then forget it.
F*ck dashboard earnings,
F*ck Ushe,
F*ck Bolt, F*ck Uber - in driver..
.in short F*ck all ride apps....
F*ck both Riders & Drivers.
F*ck winter...
Lastly F*ck myself

komodapson:


Abeg!Abeg!!Abeg!!! Oga Felicity, biko nu. We ain't lowering the standard in 2022, the bar has been raised.
if you cannot show us your bank account balance in tandem with the last rider payment. Then forget it.
F*ck dashboard earnings,
F*ck Ushe,
F*ck Bolt, F*ck Uber - in driver..
.in short F*ck all ride apps....
F*ck both Riders & Drivers.
F*ck winter...
Lastly F*ck myself

Weldone! The son of Akin hit em up, but don't go to Cali.

Felicity001:


I go like enter Ghana one of these days with my mata for vacation ooh.

Pls what and what are the necessary things to get road clearance for easy and smooth ride?

That Country is Overrated jàré....I went there for bilateral games in 2007, University of Legón..... since you do enjoy night life, you go gbadun the place. Ghanian ladies are expressive in nature, don't exhibit dual personality and their "wild"...
But things fit don change sha....

But try check tayo aina videos to stay in touch, but the Country no be am for we sha...

Felicity001:


Yes that reminds me... Ive noticed lately that I still receive request on Uber even after 1am.

But menh... Uber has really lost customers to indriver and bolt oooh... Your app can be on for hours without any request at all. This is so sad of them. The most painful part is they still don't want to adjust or shift grounds about their policies.

na dem sabi shall

Uber operates 24hours since last week of 2021.
2% commission after 8 trips still active.
Those moove drivers are cashing out heavily...

Old age (arthritis, back/waist pain and poor sight) won't allow someone pursue those incentives....

whytejoseph57:
Abeg make urna help me with this rider ohh carried this fool from sangotedo to ikota estate inside Ajah traffic got to the estate dropped him only to notice after I left the estate that the guy did fake alert of 1600 for me since yesterday till now I dey call the guy to send me my money him say I dey disturb am and I dey ask am stupid question now this morning him Dan block my number see him number +2349045627576 abeg how I fit use trace am abeg help a brother

Sorry bro...is one of those things. If people like barbie, kanu-the-goat, Felicity, Bazoo, tunlapa and few members in the league talk, try listen to them. They might sound humorous but in between the lines...truth dey inside wetin dem dey tell you....

They won't sugarcoat it for you. But if you're the flowery type, that loves fantasies and fairy tales - the options are there for you

You have to be more Cynical, if you really wanna make it in this kontree, called Nigeria.
Pastor wan scam you, Imam wan Scam you, Government - chief scammer...

So bro, I know how pained you feel, is not about the money in question but the feeling of being Scammed.

After all, the hoodlumic chief carry himself go ball for landmark, on a penthouse, living lavi'da local ..watching corro - boys run helter skelter...sipping ??

Nothing more satisfactory and pleasing, than you balling on rapsody and gazing at tail pipe of a stressful Ushe

"Màwóju Ushe" - in MC oluomo voice

Unibenfucker:
Hello guys I have a landed property of 20Million now person wan pay #10Million for half the property. I'm thinking of investing it on Uber maybe make I get 4 fleets of cars I go buy like 4 cars of #2.5million each is it worth investing inside this business or make man use that money to japa for this country

This wan buhari wan increase fuel I doubt if the business go dey profitable

Sell the whole property and relocate asap, you shouldn’t be thinking of that at all with that amount brother. Widen your horizon Chief

pope191:


Weldone! The son of Akin hit em up, but don't go to Cali.

What the F*ck is Cali? U mean "California" or "calistus" - (in Nkem owoh voice)

[quote author=Felicity001 post=109612628]

Wow! Belated birthday to you! Cheers!!
Hope you'd fun
Kissess... Love you![/quote

Can introvert have such?
Never mind .
Thamks for the wishes.

deedee44:



So you are Uche

Na today you know?

komodapson:


Abeg!Abeg!!Abeg!!! Oga Felicity, biko nu. We ain't lowering the standard in 2022, the bar has been raised.
if you cannot show us your bank account balance in tandem with the last rider payment. Then forget it.
F*ck dashboard earnings,
F*ck Ushe,
F*ck Bolt, F*ck Uber - in driver..
.in short F*ck all ride apps....
F*ck both Riders & Drivers.
F*ck winter...
Lastly F*ck myself

Oh I forgot pls don't be annoy b4 you fork everything finish

CheerfulGiver:
Out of 20 comments, only about 3 people said it was possible. The remaining 17 weren't different from nairaland typical responses. So why exactly will I ignore the 3 people who said it was possible, and try to convince the remaining 17?

One or two goats managed to escape their pen and came to Facebook to say it was Photoshop.

I have 30k naira to give anyone who can Photoshop that image.

Pure hardwork and determination. I'm already out this morning. I know many of such goats are still on bed.

7:04 am

Boss man my message the ur email...

Viking07:
What happens if your car gets tampered with?

Well first of all, I ensured all my sensors are working so there is no yellow light at the dashboard even down to the tire pressure light, and i only give car to people I know and trust or if someone i trust refers u…so far so good there has been no issues so far

komodapson:


That Country is Overrated jàré....I went there for bilateral games in 2007, University of Legón..... since you do enjoy night life, you go gbadun the place. Ghanian ladies are expressive in nature, don't exhibit dual personality and their "wild"...
But things fit don change sha....

But try check tayo aina videos to stay in touch, but the Country no be am for we sha...

Me wey won go mill gold come?

But come to think of it, even if the country is overrated but think if how she has raise from zero to the level she presently at n she how 9ja as fallen.

I always used to remember those days Ghanaians used to do menial jobs here just to make a living, make shoe, sell breed, waste pickers, condemn pickers and all sorts but now the table have changed... na northerners (Nigerians) dey do those job now. Imagine how the table as turned.

So sad thinking of how the country will be to the coming generation

chillex8:

Uber operates 24hours since last week of 2021.
2% commission after 8 trips still active.
Those moove drivers are cashing out heavily...

Old age (arthritis, back/waist pain and poor sight) won't allow someone pursue those incentives....

Since after my suspension was lifted to high cancellation they've not given me the 2% commission again o

chillex8:

Old age (arthritis, back/waist pain and poor sight)

Ha! Baba lagbaja this ur old age serious ooo

My own na poor sight dey do me now

komodapson:


Sorry bro...is one of those things. If people like barbie, kanu-the-goat, Felicity, Bazoo, tunlapa and few members in the league talk, try listen to them. They might sound humorous but in between the lines...truth dey inside wetin dem dey tell you....

They won't sugarcoat it for you. But if you're the flowery type, that loves fantasies and fairy tales - the options are there for you

You have to be more Cynical, if you really wanna make it in this kontree, called Nigeria.
Pastor wan scam you, Imam wan Scam you, Government - chief scammer...

So bro, I know how pained you feel, is not about the money in question but the feeling of being Scammed.

After all, the hoodlumic chief carry himself go ball for landmark, on a penthouse, living lavi'da local ..watching corro - boys run helter skelter...sipping ??

Nothing more satisfactory and pleasing, than you balling on rapsody and gazing at tail pipe of a stressful Ushe

"Màwóju Ushe" - in MC oluomo voice

This ur fever is getting seriously serious we really need to consult our oracle

BAZ001 abeg help with a dictionary b4 this boy spoil this my winter plenty comprehension

Komo, leave them let them be chasing after shadows... Even gentlelife50 is no more gentle... Another British assent wanted to run me street 2nights ago at WC (or whats tye name of that club by MTN compound-Falomo just by the bridge... Allah I no hear one thing this aunty talk all tru the trip I was just nodding head like agama lizard. Aunty did transfer and wanted to leave I just told her pls wait a minute... She talk clear this time around and requested for account details again.

Both Uber and Bolt fork all of them I don't trust anybody again.... If you like be pastor na 4 ur pocket.

No be so one pastor japa leave meninside ikorodu traffic one time use bike continue his trip? Whereas church disciple done give am 5k to pay me ooh pastor guve me 2k collect change 2h... Na so I blow empty reach ikeja

9ja??

Abeg is today Sunday at all abinits just a state of the mind?

Johnnybegood12:

At the bolded, if you are serious about it, that means baz001 and his crew have decided to mislead people.
Because I am a member of the telegram group [/b]and I didn't go through all those trash u posted.


The truth is, some people come to this thread looking for information that will help them make informed decisions, [b]but baz001 and his crew joke too much about stuff here and it's no longer funny.

I could remember when pearl1910 encouraged me to buy my manual car, this same people came out running their mouths about how manual car is not good for the hustle, how Lagos traffic will frustrate you and how muscle will grow on my legs bla bla bla.
This people like giving excuses.
I tell you for free, don't take baz001 serious. Man is a soldier Ant...he works more than ants

So you trying to tell us you joined the telegram group without stating if you are married or single ?

Let’s ask all newbies and guys that have not done more than 6months in the hustle who is telling the truth and true reality of the job?

For example winter is a thing of the mind and not reality. Ask around ?

I don’t talk down on bolt I only paint the true pictures and reality. Yes you can say I drive like ant when I see surge cos that’s the only way you can make money, we all want to make money. But to come here and say it’s easy, There is a strategy bla bla
How easy ?
Like you can drive for 4hrs everyday and net 200k weekly How ?
Na sakamanje or Na juju?
Fare is calculated by (time*distance *base )
So ur strategy Na to carry spirit or flying car ?

People know the truth already they are just looking at you and your geng.

It’s not consistent and not sustainable.

Ants drive in n out of winter... lazyD don’t

BAZ001:



So you trying to tell us you joined the telegram group without stating if you are married or single ?

Let’s ask all newbies and guys that have not done more than 6months in the hustle who is telling the truth and true reality of the job?

For example winter is a thing of the mind and not reality. Ask around ?

I don’t talk down on bolt I only paint the true pictures and reality. Yes you can say I drive like ant when I see surge cos that’s the only way you can make money, we all want to make money. But to come here and say it’s easy, There is a strategy bla bla
How easy ?
Like you can drive for 4hrs everyday and net 200k weekly How ?
Na sakamanje or Na juju?
Fare is calculated by (time*distance *base )
So ur strategy Na to carry spirit or flying car ?

People know the truth already they are just looking at you and your geng.

It’s not consistent and not sustainable.

Ants drive in n out of winter... lazyD don’t

Again, we ask you for the dashboard of Christmas's week.

My car is having fuel pump problem.
I'm currently on the road. Any useful tip?