I go share my experience later

I Dey come

Ehn ehn so, the first time I ever toasted a girl, took me over four years. It was a gurl staying next street, I have liked her since I was in jss2,it was when I reached ss3 I summoned the courage to talk to her after practicing like werey.

The day gan gan gan. My heart was really really beating fast and my legs were shaking. My cousin that followed me sef was making jest of me . So I stopped her o and asked this nonsense gurl if she knew me, the gurl said no(in my mind I was like wtf). But I sha introduced myself sha and asked her if we could be friends sha, she said yes.

To my surprise, we became good friends



The end

Why shall I shy?

Jondelng:
Why shall I shy?

Cos of low self esteem..now share your story
.

Kabir5643:
I go share my experience later

I Dey come

I go share mine later too

It happened to me some years back. Then, there was the girl name LOLA, she does visit me always, even if she was sent to buy kerosene, maggi or even matches. She does lie on my bed looking me seducively, me as a shy guy, i go just dey look her like hen looking at groundnut inside sealed bottle. Na so diz babe take move on, after she see say me na shy nigga. But now, am now a sharp shooter, any babe cross my lane now, na LASH LASH i dey lash.

SmellySperm:

I go share mine later too

Remember I gat eyes on you..
So compose yourself just in case you will be sharing yours..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Remember I gat eyes on you..
So compose yourself just in case you will be sharing yours..

This person self...
But why are you always on every thread? From morning till night? How the thing dey do you?

Kolenda:

This person self...
But why are you always on every thread? From morning till night? How the thing dey do you?

Same way e dey do you..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Same way e dey do you..

What stage are you in life? Don't you have things to think about other than jumping on threads?

How can you be shy, to knack a pussy. Seem you are still a kid. Your balls ain't thick yet. Pussies got to be banged. It's your duty man.

Kolenda:

This person self...
But why are you always on every thread? From morning till night? How the thing dey do you?

Kolenda:

What stage are you in life? Don't you have things to think about other than jumping on threads?

I am at a stage where I can post anything j so want..
Kolenda tell me ain't you comfortable?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

I am at a stage where I can post anything j so want..
Kolenda tell me ain't you comfortable?

Well, I had to make my observations and I know you're fit to engage me from now till tomorrow.So you win.
No more response from me.

Kolenda:

Well, I had to make my observations and I know you're fit to engage me from now till tomorrow.So you win.
No more response from me.

Nope it's not about that.. talk to me Kolenda what's wrong?
I am in for a heart to heart conversation..

Ok

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Cos of low self esteem..now share your story
.

How can I be shy when the girls were toasting the engineer themselves.

Jondelng:


How can I be shy when the girls were toasting the engineer themselves.

Share your story then..

Do people still toast girls this days ...

Kolenda:

This person self...
But why are you always on every thread? From morning till night? How the thing dey do you?

That person isn't alright. It's good as you snubbed his/her last comment.

Kolena:

That person isn't alright. It's good as you snubbed his/her last comment.

Someone that is always ready to engage you 24/7. I don't have his/her time biko!

Kolenda:

Someone that is always ready to engage you 24/7. I don't have his/her time biko!

You think everyone on NL is normal?

First day at school, this short slim lady looked at me and called me Femi, meanwhile my name is Tope. I am very cute so getting girls attention wasn't a problem, the problem is, I am really really shy.

One day, rain was falling, lectures was over and we ended up inside the same bus going home. I decided to try my luck, "How fa, I go follow you go your house today". She didn't hesitate, she invited me immediately. Getting to her house, we talked and she said she wanted to rest a bit, i slept on the bed and she slept beside me. I noticed she wasn't sleeping.

Next thing, I didn't know what else to do so I fell asleep too. After 2 hours sleeping, she angrily woke me up and told me it's getting late I should go to my house. She never invited me over again.


Another occasion, I have this final year brother who thought he can help my single life. He arranged a short babe for me, she was my coursemate but we don't talk.

One faithful afternoon, at the mini campus, she invited my coursemate over, got a chair for both of us to sit, all alone without distraction. My matchmaker told me to start toasting this girl.

I couldn't do anything but smile all through, Y'all would probably find it hard to believe but I didn't say a single word for close to 2 minutes, it was extremely awkward, i literally had nothing to say. I just kept mute and stared at the floor.

Long story short, I didn't get the girl.

Just to put this out there, I'm still single, the difference is, I am now funded compared to when I was in school.

If you're in lagos, short slim, looking for love, perhaps we could totally hangout. I'm 24, and I'm no longer shy, trust me, Lagos opened my eyes

Kabir5643:
I go share my experience later

I Dey come

Kabir5643:
I go share my experience later

I Dey come

Bro no oofenese to yor foto profile but do men ignore u coz u dresss like female?(no oofenese)

SilverG33k:
First day at school, this short slim lady looked at me and called me Femi, meanwhile my name is Tope. I am very cute so getting girls attention wasn't a problem, the problem is, I am really really shy.

One day, rain was falling, lectures was over and we ended up inside the same bus going home. I decided to try my luck, "How fa, I go follow you go your house today". She didn't hesitate, she invited me immediately. Getting to her house, we talked and she said she wanted to rest a bit, i slept on the bed and she slept beside me. I noticed she wasn't sleeping.

Next thing, I didn't know what else to do so I fell asleep too. After 2 hours sleeping, she angrily woke me up and told me it's getting late I should go to my house. She never invited me over again.


Another occasion, I have this final year brother who thought he can help my single life. He arranged a short babe for me, she was my coursemate but we don't talk.

One faithful afternoon, at the mini campus, she invited my coursemate over, got a chair for both of us to sit, all alone without distraction. My matchmaker told me to start toasting this girl.

I couldn't do anything but smile all through, Y'all would probably find it hard to believe but I didn't say a single word for close to 2 minutes, it was extremely awkward, i literally had nothing to say. I just kept mute and stared at the floor.

Long story short, I didn't get the girl.

Just to put this out there, I'm still single, the difference is, I am now funded compared to when I was in school.

If you're in lagos, short slim, looking for love, perhaps we could totally hangout. I'm 24, and I'm no longer shy, trust me, Lagos opened my eyes

Mad o. Me I go still find something say sha
We get almost the same p