Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,171,465 members, 7,881,634 topics. Date: Saturday, 06 July 2024 at 04:25 AM

If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here - Business (4435) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Business / If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here (4925879 Views)

If You Are (uber/Taxify (bolt) e-hailing Partner In Port Harcourt, Come In. / If You Are Uber Partner In Abuja, Please Share Your Experience Here / See How To Register As An Uber Partner In Lagos Or Abuja (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (4432) (4433) (4434) (4435) (4436) (4437) (4438) ... (5734) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 11:02pm On Feb 01, 2022
mrjaydee:
it's funny how no one seems to notice the real snake here.. that midget! See how he went to dig up old beef and turn the table around.

1. For last 18months or so, have you guys noticed a pattern? Any beef btw parties here.. you will find that midget as the instigator.

2. He's a coward, he made me and felicity turn on each other, I have always been a fan of felicity's epistles here and he knows it.

3. The midget I'm sure has gone to dig my own posts here and couldn't find anything.

4. Midget, im still looking for the day I will BEAT u up, that day is coming closer.

Felicity my nigga, im sorry for the beef btw us, na that midget cos am. One of this days make we link up.. take some bottles and light some ovens grin

Chillex, Dru23, Blackbishop... abeg it's enough make una sheath una swords.

Good morning brethren.
but the other man too was trying to turn the table but dru23 didnt fall for the trick and felicity01 too waka pass grin grin feli name was quoted more than 10 times in d royal rumble grin even Blackbishop name was flying up and down too but dru23 stood his ground say never na me and u today today grin grin

9 Likes 1 Share

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 11:08pm On Feb 01, 2022
Josephase:
Sunday surge took me to iba junction (after the crazy traffic from egbeda to power line) I was desperate to leave that axis and got a trip to Ikeja. Lo and behold I saw 6 adults and I told them NO. I parked there to watch if another driver will reject them but a driver came through and took them. How can adult lap in a bolt ride?
one man order 2 rides on sunday to agric from lekki phase 1 when i got their saw plenty sacks on ground..I just wind down a bit and told him I don't carry load and the other driver was already loading and sweating grin grin e be tinzzzzzzz

8 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:19pm On Feb 01, 2022
eyinola:
but the other man too was trying to turn the table but dru23 didnt fall for the trick and felicity01 too waka pass grin grin feli name was quoted more than 10 times in d royal rumble grin even Blackbishop name was flying up and down too but dru23 stood his ground say never na me and u today today grin grin

God bless you for this truth.

1 Like

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:21pm On Feb 01, 2022
1daboi:
join us on the fence and have piss grin

Thank you bro,
I dey fence with you grin. Just no let them know our location
Everybody pointing accusing fingers at me.

1 Like

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 11:25pm On Feb 01, 2022
BAZ001:


Thank you bro,
I dey fence with you grin. Just no let them know our location
Everybody pointing accusing fingers at me.
Na fence you go remain. Asslicking crying briefcase lemony limca
Deed done, sealed and delivered. cool

You location no fit pass freedom way/ Admiralty.

6 Likes 5 Shares

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:42pm On Feb 01, 2022
peeps4u:

Don't tell him
Mehn, this thread na super cruise. I am laughing here with tears in my eyes


Sincerely, Baz001 is a mad man grin.



[img]https://media1./images/fc000ba0b39c56c1480f00d9a5793b1c/tenor.gif?itemid=4874046[/img]
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 12:16am On Feb 02, 2022
BAZ001:


Thank you bro,
I dey fence with you grin. Just no let them know our location
Everybody pointing accusing fingers at me.

No mind them bro.
Anybody that points accusing fingers at you have poor sense of reasoning and low IQ.

You've been all out on cruise here from day one, and everyone knows that.
You've been attacked Severally, but you always find a funny way of handling it.
You've started so many violence here, but you've never accused anyone wrongly.
Even with all your pettiness, you've never been the 1st to attack anyone here.

This is a faceless forum, many have never met. So when people pick offense over another's comment, I see it as low self esteem.

So just be yourself like you've always been. You owe no one nothing.
You've been accused of being a little short man, a rental guy, an ant claiming LazyD, a briefcase, an instigator of war, but you never reacted in an aggressive/offensive way to any of it. Whether the accusations are true or false.
That's how every matured person should behave.

It is one (if not only) reason I like Pearl1910, even though I'm his major Antagonist here.

Shield if you can and want.
Go all out and attack anyone if you can and want.

No one is feeding you.

21 Likes 1 Share

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 12:35am On Feb 02, 2022
donfortune48:


No mind them bro.
Anybody that points accusing fingers at you have poor sense of reasoning and low IQ.

You've been all out on cruise here from day one, and everyone knows that.
You've been attacked Severally, but you always find a funny way of handling it.
You've started so many violence here, but you've never accused anyone wrongly.
Even with all your pettiness, you've never been the 1st to attack anyone here.

This is a faceless forum, many have never met. So when people pick offense over another's comment, I see it as low self esteem.

So just be yourself like you've always been. You owe no one nothing.
You've been accused of being a little short man, a rental guy, an ant claiming LazyD, a briefcase, an instigator of war, but you never reacted in an aggressive/offensive way to any of it. Whether the accusations are true or false.
That's how every matured person should behave.

It is one (if not only) reason I like Pearl1910, even though I'm his major Antagonist here.

Shield if you can and want.
Go all out and attack anyone if you can and want.

No one is feeding you.

Badt guy. You spoke my mind though.

4 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 1:00am On Feb 02, 2022
donfortune48:


No mind them bro.
Anybody that points accusing fingers at you have poor sense of reasoning and low IQ.

You've been all out on cruise here from day one, and everyone knows that.
You've been attacked Severally, but you always find a funny way of handling it.
You've started so many violence here, but you've never accused anyone wrongly.
Even with all your pettiness, you've never been the 1st to attack anyone here.

This is a faceless forum, many have never met. So when people pick offense over another's comment, I see it as low self esteem.

So just be yourself like you've always been. You owe no one nothing.
You've been accused of being a little short man, a rental guy, an ant claiming LazyD, a briefcase, an instigator of war, but you never reacted in an aggressive/offensive way to any of it. Whether the accusations are true or false.
That's how every matured person should behave.

It is one (if not only) reason I like Pearl1910, even though I'm his major Antagonist here.

Shield if you can and want.
Go all out and attack anyone if you can and want.

No one is feeding you.
QED!!!

3 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:18am On Feb 02, 2022
chillex8:

Na fence you go remain. Asslicking crying briefcase lemony limca
Deed done, sealed and delivered. cool

You location no fit pass freedom way/ Admiralty.

Repeating same thing over and over is boring and sign of wounded animal grin

[img]https://media./images/dc2479fa98343746d0a3419b1578ac50/tenor.gif[/img]

5 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:20am On Feb 02, 2022
donfortune48:


No mind them bro.
Anybody that points accusing fingers at you have poor sense of reasoning and low IQ.

You've been all out on cruise here from day one, and everyone knows that.
You've been attacked Severally, but you always find a funny way of handling it.
You've started so many violence here, but you've never accused anyone wrongly.
Even with all your pettiness, you've never been the 1st to attack anyone here.

This is a faceless forum, many have never met. So when people pick offense over another's comment, I see it as low self esteem.

So just be yourself like you've always been. You owe no one nothing.
You've been accused of being a little short man, a rental guy, an ant claiming LazyD, a briefcase, an instigator of war, but you never reacted in an aggressive/offensive way to any of it. Whether the accusations are true or false.
That's how every matured person should behave.

It is one (if not only) reason I like Pearl1910, even though I'm his major Antagonist here.

Shield if you can and want.
Go all out and attack anyone if you can and want.

No one is feeding you.

Thank you for this award “comerade”
I’ve come down from the fence grin
This award sweet my belle

[img]https://c./IOiStPylNWYAAAAC/will-smith.gif[/img]

6 Likes 1 Share

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 4:53am On Feb 02, 2022
Abeg where can I fix BRAKE Lining. ?

Mainland and Island.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VcStunner(m): 5:23am On Feb 02, 2022
TOP 7 DANGERS AFFECTING EVERY UBER-BOLT DRIVER IN LAGOS

Sit a cabbie down for a pint of beer and you will hear the most terrible, heart-wrenching, disgusting tales, and sometimes amazing fact checks of events that happen just around you without your freaking knowledge. It pays to pay attention. But for the sake of this post, I have drawn the Top 7 fears of a regular uber-bolt driver in Lagos state. If you have not experienced no 6 then you are lucky grin grin

Hidden One-Way drives in Lagos; No doubt it seats pretty at number one for a reason.
Sometimes, try to monetize your problem so you can have a better understanding. A one-way offense in Lagos will cost you over N200,000 and a lot of mental torture, bureaucracy stress, and time-consuming court processes with a risk of losing your car. Newbies are mostly the victims here, not you sir... Mr. know-it-all. Watch this space because i will be making a list of hidden one-ways in Lagos state soon.

Car Air-conditioner: Sometimes as a driver, you would look at yourself and ask; “Is it just me,
abi everybody AC dey misbehave?” Because why is everyone saying “oga is your AC on?”. Well, two things you can do my friend; fix the damn car AC or skill up with an A++ in your customer service and talk your way out. Non is easy, but one is the solution. Sometimes it’s not your fault either, but it definitely turns your car to a glorified Danfo.
SEE THE REST HERE : http://www.greentechnaija.com/2022/01/top-7-fears-of-uber-bolt-driver.html

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by biggace(m): 6:21am On Feb 02, 2022
Davit and donfortune48 encouraging baz001 to continue instigating vawulence��

4 Likes 1 Share

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 7:27am On Feb 02, 2022
BAZ001:


Repeating same thing over and over is boring and sign of wounded animal grin

[img]https://media./images/dc2479fa98343746d0a3419b1578ac50/tenor.gif[/img]
At least you have been reduced back to your hole.
Wounded animal you say, but it was you who was Wounded after trying to bypass VISA application. Same thing you did during drivers license application.

3 Likes 3 Shares

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 7:29am On Feb 02, 2022
16inchdick:
Good evening guys I dropped a comment last week about selling my land worth #20Million then getting to have a fleet of cars some people advised that I shouldn't instead na to japa. My plans has always been to japa sha right now what I want to do is buy a tokunbo matrix say 2.5M-3M then test the waters. I have some problems I no sabi drive so I want to go to driving school to learn hopefully within a Month and I no Even to sabi Lagos roads with google map how the business now comrades I just want something that would keep me busy cos visa processing for the countries I wan japa to go be from next year

If u have 20m in ur account, u don't have to run to another mans land.
Your entry to many businesses has been made easy.
The capital that millions are looking for u have an edge over them...ask God for divine ideas and let that money start working for you. In d next 3 to 5yrs if well managed na, America go they beg you to come collect visa.
Na this japa mentallity dey cause people that have been destined to be employers of labour in Nigeria to go and be working small jobs in oyinbo land.

19 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NoizyCarlzy(m): 8:20am On Feb 02, 2022
my road worthiness wasn’t accepted, i have abuja plate number but in lagos….is that the issue ??
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NoizyCarlzy(m): 8:37am On Feb 02, 2022
uber doesn’t accept my road worthiness, i have abuja plate number but i moved to lagos, can i use abuja road worthiness for lagos ?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 8:45am On Feb 02, 2022
NoizyCarlzy:
uber doesn’t accept my road worthiness, i have abuja plate number but i moved to lagos, can i use abuja road worthiness for lagos ?
No, you will need Lagos road worthiness for Lagos
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by NoizyCarlzy(m): 8:49am On Feb 02, 2022
deedee44:

No, you will need Lagos road worthiness for Lagos
do you know how much it costs?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 9:02am On Feb 02, 2022
Pearl1910:


If u have 20m in ur account, u don't have to run to another mans land.
Your entry to many businesses has been made easy.
The capital that millions are looking for u have an edge over them...ask God for divine ideas and let that money start working for you. In d next 3 to 5yrs if well managed na, America go they beg you to come collect visa.
Na this japa mentallity dey cause people that have been destined to be employers of labour in Nigeria to go and be working small jobs in oyinbo land.

VERY true. It's easier to make money as a business person in Nigeria than as an immigrant operating in another country.

3 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Duplik8t77(m): 10:00am On Feb 02, 2022
I need a car for uber on weekly remittance. I can be reached on 08165650816. I stay in Surulere Lagos

1 Like

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 11:25am On Feb 02, 2022
That's a beautiful vayolence in that pic! shocked
biggace:
Davit and donfortune48 encouraging baz001 to continue instigating vawulence��

2 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:50am On Feb 02, 2022
chillex8:

At least you have been reduced back to your hole.
Wounded animal you say, but it was you who was Wounded after trying to bypass VISA application . Same thing you did during drivers license application .

I’m pitying you already, cos I’ve moved on...
I don’t like the way you were wounded and people saying I’m the cause of your injury.
You sounding like you have brain injury.(insane)
Too much punch on your head from Dru & blackbish

What’s bypass visa application?
& drivers license application?

If I continue to engage you here, people will think I’m going insane too.
Say something meaningful or keep quiet.

5 Likes 1 Share

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Aradeyo: 11:55am On Feb 02, 2022
Good morning people.
So, I registered for my lasdri and lassra last month. And I'm still in serious need of a vehicle fit for ride-share.

Though, I'm at the side of lagos-ogun, tollgate, very close to Alakuko now but I'll be moving into Lagos proper(mainland) in few months time. This is my number 0803 340 8800

I've reached out to few fleet managements but it's either there's no car available now or it's only DTO that's available with a down-payment of 200k to 300k.

My guarantors are available and reachable and I'll so much appreciate a good car for rentals.

Thanks and happy new month.
My number once more 0803 340 8800
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Treaster: 12:09pm On Feb 02, 2022
16inchdick:
Good evening guys I dropped a comment last week about selling my land worth #20Million then getting to have a fleet of cars some people advised that I shouldn't instead na to japa. My plans has always been to japa sha right now what I want to do is buy a tokunbo matrix say 2.5M-3M then test the waters. I have some problems I no sabi drive so I want to go to driving school to learn hopefully within a Month and I no Even to sabi Lagos roads with google map how the business now comrades I just want something that would keep me busy cos visa processing for the countries I wan japa to go be from next year

If I had 15m the last thing to cross my mind will be to leave this country.

Firstly you could build from scratch to finish a 10* standard room and palour self contain property with 12 to 15m.

When fully occupied Will give you at the very least 840k to 1.1m per annum.
With the way prices of commodities are skyrocketing you're sure to have an increase in rentals in a few years.

You'll have recouped all your capital in let say 10 years and still have your structure.

Now you still have about 5 to 7m. Get a decent car and register on bolt this should be around 2.5m, you can probably set a target of 50k weekly while you look out for other opportunities which will surely arise.

My 2 cents.

5 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 12:10pm On Feb 02, 2022
BAZ001:


I’m pitying you already, cos I’ve moved on...
I don’t like the way you were wounded and people saying I’m the cause of your injury.
You sounding like you have brain injury.(insane)
Too much punch on your head from Dru & blackbish

What’s bypass visa application?
& drivers license application?

If I continue to engage you here, people will think I’m going insane too.
Say something meaningful or keep quiet.
Brain injury lol. Maybe from the slaps highlander man WASTED on your head.
Spits.
When you were collecting fake drivers license without data capture, did you ask me what's drivers license bypass?
Olodo Rabata..

5 Likes 3 Shares

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SHOOPSYN(m): 12:10pm On Feb 02, 2022
peeps4u:

Don't tell him
Mehn, this thread na super cruise. I am laughing here with tears in my eyes


Sincerely, Baz001 is a mad man grin.
While driving, I was still laughing seriously grin grin grin just remembering some comments. What a thread. 1luv guys!

3 Likes 1 Share

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 12:44pm On Feb 02, 2022
If u like no get side hustle..learn from felicity01

11 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SHOOPSYN(m): 12:51pm On Feb 02, 2022
@BAZ001, who is next on your archive list for cruise Can you combine Uche Pearl, Pop and deedee or something. We want informative, educative and lamba kind of cruise.

4 Likes 1 Share

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 12:58pm On Feb 02, 2022
Guys don't run any traffic light with a camera whether it's 11pm or 3am no matter what. With the new policy of Road worthiness renewal, apart from the stress of waiting and real inspection of the vehicle functions, computers are checked for traffic light violations and all fines are paid before Documents are Issued.
20k for traffic light violation. Imagine running traffic light once a week for the past 1yr grin
Be careful out there.

14 Likes

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by seun289(m): 1:00pm On Feb 02, 2022
Treaster:


If I had 15m the last thing to cross my mind will be to leave this country.

Firstly you could build from scratch to finish a 10* standard room and palour self contain property with 12 to 15m.

When fully occupied Will give you at the very least 840k to 1.1m per annum.
With the way prices of commodities are skyrocketing you're sure to have an increase in rentals in a few years.

You'll have recouped all your capital in let say 10 years and still have your structure.

Now you still have about 5 to 7m. Get a decent car and register on bolt this should be around 2.5m, you can probably set a target of 50k weekly while you look out for other opportunities which will surely arise.

My 2 cents.
firstly I guess u didn't consider the location, cost of land and present cost of building materials before pipe dreaming that 12-15m will give you a 10 standard room /parlor..

secondly your assumption of increase in rentals would also have effects on peoples purchasing power..

Thirdly, u can't recoup such capital in 10 years... NEVER..

I won't advice he gets a car for bolt but instead find his way out of the country

7 Likes 1 Share

(1) (2) (3) ... (4432) (4433) (4434) (4435) (4436) (4437) (4438) ... (5734) (Reply)

Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 / ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ / Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto).

Viewing this topic: 2 guest(s)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 66
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.