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What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by iTearHerToto: 11:02pm On Feb 13, 2022
Here is a pictorial proof of "simps are doomed" cry

Like we not even dating bruv we just being friends while we smash. As I type right now she just finished lubricating my cocck. So I wanna get some movies off her phone and this dude already left a message asking the typical simp question..
She didn't even save his line. Perhaps she deleted it
"what did I do wrong?"
Really? undecided



Pukes angry

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Nobody: 11:06pm On Feb 13, 2022
Okay. So, what should we do about it?? undecided
Yeye children everywhere.
Mtchewww.

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by RealistRedpiler: 11:09pm On Feb 13, 2022
Hahaha hah
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by apostle96: 11:10pm On Feb 13, 2022
Boring

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by MAGG0T(m): 11:14pm On Feb 13, 2022
shocked

I'm not a fan of this "simp" shit being posted here by some lame Nighas

Many of them doesn't know the full spelling of that word but keep using it to feel their ego.

Person wey don wise don wise, To hell with your redpills

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Mophor: 11:16pm On Feb 13, 2022
Issokay!!!

Enough bragging and gra gra

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Nobody: 11:17pm On Feb 13, 2022
MAGG0T:
shocked

I'm not a fan of this "simp" shit being posted here by some lame Nighas

Many of them doesn't know the full spelling of that word but keep using it to feel their ego.

Person wey don wise don wise, To hell with your redpills
Exactly... Nigerian redpillers have ruined the entire thing... grin

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Mophor: 11:17pm On Feb 13, 2022
Issokay!!!

Enough of your bragging and gra gra because it's just your turn now u no wan mk we rest.. Another man time dy come too wey u go dy simp around her

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by MAGG0T(m): 11:21pm On Feb 13, 2022
BoredBerry:
Exactly... Nigerian redpillers have ruined the entire thing... grin

u de mind those fools?, Some of them can't afford to eat 3 square meal per day

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by iTearHerToto: 11:21pm On Feb 13, 2022
See 'em above wailing as miss boredberry compensates them with 1 like and share each




Pukes grin

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Nobody: 11:25pm On Feb 13, 2022
MAGG0T:


u de mind those fools?, Some of them can't afford to eat 3 square meal per day
Most are jumping from one giveaway thread to the other... grin

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Nobody: 11:26pm On Feb 13, 2022
iTearHerToto:
See 'em above wailing as miss boredberry compensates them with 1 like and share each




Pukes grin
grin

Except the comments of the RealisticRedpiller and yours...
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by iTearHerToto: 11:28pm On Feb 13, 2022
BoredBerry:
grin

Except the comments of the RealisticRedpiller and yours...
She just confirmed herself grin grin
Be proud of your pawns mammy. Be proud!
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Nobody: 11:32pm On Feb 13, 2022
iTearHerToto:
She just confirmed herself grin grin
Be proud of your pawns mammy. Be proud!
I am proud... tongue

Your fellow redpillers are asleep... Hunger has made them weak...

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Nyascobar1414: 11:43pm On Feb 13, 2022
Real men wear boxers, Simps wear G-strings...
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Munzy14(m): 12:34am On Feb 14, 2022
iTearHerToto:
Here is a pictorial proof of "simps are doomed" cry

Like we not even dating bruv we just being friends while we smash. As I type right now she just finished lubricating my cocck. So I wanna get some movies off her phone and this dude already left a message asking the typical simp question..
She didn't even save his line. Perhaps she deleted it
"what did I do wrong?"
Really? undecided



Pukes angry
It happens on a normal normal...but wait, how are we sure you are not the same person undecided

Too many online jim iykes and offline Tony umez... lipsrsealed
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by pizzzy(m): 12:40am On Feb 14, 2022
Everyone is at a different point(level) in life
Stop dissing folk over pushi wey plenty guys don fvck before you
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 6:33am On Feb 14, 2022
Na you gangan be simp
So you're using this opportunity to tell us that you just phucked! I can see how proud you feel for been phucked.
A fellow guy wants to do same thing you did and you are feeling fly? Calling him a simp,if he is then you are.
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by tydi(m): 8:17am On Feb 14, 2022
ukaface:
Na you gangan be simp
So you're using this opportunity to tell us that you just phucked! I can see how proud you feel for been phucked.
A fellow guy wants to do same thing you did and you are feeling fly? Calling him a simp,if he is then you are.

So you saying you girls are just for phucking things
Na curious I Dey oo
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 8:39am On Feb 14, 2022
tydi:


So you saying you girls are just for phucking things
Na curious I Dey oo
are guys not for phucking too?Abi Na animal una dey phuck?
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by tydi(m): 8:49am On Feb 14, 2022
ukaface:
are guys not for phucking too?Abi Na animal una dey phuck?

You/r Virginias always make the move or rather create avenue for that.
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 8:51am On Feb 14, 2022
tydi:


You/r Virginias always make the move .
Lmaoooo
Move Kwa?
Who dey get erection?
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by tydi(m): 8:53am On Feb 14, 2022
ukaface:
Lmaoooo
Move Kwa?
Who dey get erection?

Without a piper they wouldn’t be rats
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by ukaface(f): 8:55am On Feb 14, 2022
tydi:


Without a piper they wouldn’t be rats
so who be Piper? Who be rats?
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by tydi(m): 8:56am On Feb 14, 2022
ukaface:
so who be Piper? Who be rats?

I think am beginning to guess right lol Cus I do all the time
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by SenecaTheYonger: 9:01am On Feb 14, 2022
iTearHerToto:
Here is a pictorial proof of "simps are doomed" cry

Like we not even dating bruv we just being friends while we smash. As I type right now she just finished lubricating my cocck. So I wanna get some movies off her phone and this dude already left a message asking the typical simp question..
She didn't even save his line. Perhaps she deleted it
"what did I do wrong?"
Really? undecided



Pukes angry
t

You’re trying too hard. Who told you the dude hasn’t also lubed his dick with her pussy countless times?

Abi na the babe tell you say him never hit? That means you be irredeemable simp if you believe her

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Jalaw: 9:02am On Feb 14, 2022
Same with Nigerian feminist.
BoredBerry:
Exactly... Nigerian redpillers have ruined the entire thing... grin
Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Tonyx5(m): 9:42am On Feb 14, 2022
Alpha male, rep pill yen yen yen
Give us a break man.

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Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Nobody: 9:52am On Feb 14, 2022
iTearHerToto:
See 'em above wailing as miss boredberry compensates them with 1 like and share each




Pukes grin




One like, One share grin

Re: What A Simp Sent In My Friend's Phone (photo) by Supreme145(m): 11:58am On Feb 14, 2022
Why do some guys feel like a boss when they are smashing a lady other guys are seemingly after? Like what's the big deal The lady might actually be using you to cure her konji, make we wise up abeg

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