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Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by WriterNig: 5:27pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
@Lord_Of_Saarl tweeted; Signs to know you have entered an overpriced restaurant. 1. Waiter: If the waiters are dressing better than you or you are wearing same waistcoat as waiter. 2. Menu: Menu is different from brochure. If the menu is laminated you can even curse the manager but if you see menu wey look like office journal hardcover with no pricing you are “Dead” 3. Music: Please if the restaurant is playing Frank Sinatra or Jazz or even Violin you made a mistake. 4. Temperature: If the room is freezing cold like abroad airport especially when you can’t see where the cold is coming from....they are about to use you to pay the restaurant tax. 5. Lighting: I don’t need to explain too much. You see Chandelier hanging over you with gold light...you don enter museum. 6. Customers: Check well oo. Look at what the men are wearing to gauge..not the ladies..the men!! 7. Car Park: Bro a Ferrari or Gwagon are littered everywhere and security (that is dressing like paramilitary) is checking your booth before they scan your Iris before you enter. 8. Mode of Payment: When the payment option is too much ..I’m not talking of Cash or Atm darling. 9. Location: When Google map is excited to even suggest the location...you don mess up. 10. Food Portion: When the serving is like sample of the food, when they serve you oyster or caviar. 11. Miscellaneous: If you are in this category it’s already late. 12. The Ceiling: If the ceiling reminds you of the Vatican or there’s one painting hanging around. 13. The Toilet: Always check the toilet. If music and AC follow you enter toilet and the flush na button. 14. Excellent Customer Service: They send you email appreciating you ...how dem get my email i no know. Feel free to add yours ❤️❤️ 356 Likes 41 Shares
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Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by candidladyTemp(f): 5:32pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
![]() The mama Cass part made me laugh so mad... Whenever iam in karu... Melvino is where ipass time... After enough marigold we head straight to mama Cass around orange village maraba to place crazy orders... Modified:; FTC I dedicate this to all those going through whatever heartbreak... Just take a chill pill and lit some marigold!!! 68 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by wizonlyson: 5:44pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
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Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by Ekez(m): 5:45pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Mehn I have been there ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() When the bill come cold catch me Babe be like""what's it , I said nothing ![]() ![]() ![]() 224 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by RoyalBlu(f): 5:48pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
The OP is a comedian o. Just had a good laugh ![]() The highlighted 'Signs' are so on point. Just made me remember one restaurant we went to in Abuja. Chai ![]() *Las las, na to cut your coat according to your material be the real deal to avoid many matters ![]() 144 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by Tokskob2008: 5:57pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Ekez:Lol, e go be like say make you just see jazz wey go carry you disappear one time.... 71 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by Haakeem(m): 6:13pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Ekez:No be you wan please babe? ![]() 30 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by tutudesz: 6:22pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
If you enter restaurant and they direct you to a seat and greet Good Afternoon Sir na expensive place ![]() ![]() 230 Likes 10 Shares
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Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by TooMuchStuff: 6:43pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Hahahahahah hahahahahah hahahahahah Superb man... can't stop laughing 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by hismerhill(m): 6:56pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Laughing gradually, laughing continously and aggresive laughter. 47 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by ChocolateWine(f): 6:59pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Funny thread 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by heniford2: 7:06pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Hustle smart and enjoy ur life ![]() 46 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by b3llo(m): 7:09pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
That customers own is the real eye opener ![]() 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by pretydiva(f): 7:15pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Food wey sweet, na better money kill am ![]() 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by Donaluta(m): 8:23pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Na Una dey yab Twitter as place weh people dey lie.. yet na Una dey carry wetin those liars post dey come nairaland 5 Likes |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by ExAngel007(f): 8:39pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Very funny ![]() 9ice info. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by AoifeNightfall: 8:40pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
![]() If the restaurant name starts with "le" better run. 95 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by NwaNimo1(m): 8:59pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
If the woman begin chop like this...... [img]https://media1./images/d83bd25fe380409a6366d6f2c8341978/tenor.gif?itemid=15136773[/img] ....your in trouble! 72 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by ishowdotgmail(m): 8:59pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
I will never be broke in my life 78 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by izzy4shizzy(m): 9:00pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
What the guy above me said 2 Likes |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by Baawaa(m): 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
I like local food than all these overrated restaurants, where I eat goat meat and amala with 1.5k 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by WIZGUY69(m): 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Reminds of my time in kappacida and 805 restaurant in Abuja. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by emmanuelbrown26: 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Let me add mine If they selling ewedu and amala, my brother u don't need to ask d price, just eat If they selling white soup, oha soup, ofe nsala, my brother abeg better ask d price before u eat, to avoid had I known 43 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by Nobody: 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Real reasons why a real niggar should hustle and make money ![]() As a real niggar, after making the money and if you must spend... Carry your fellow niggars to these kind of restaurants and spend the money on them. For it is far better to spend on your fellow niggars than to waste that money on a hoe. 26 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by Sirmuel1(m): 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
I'm just laughing here. You are so on point. I enter one African restaurant one day, I order Pounded Yam, Vegetable soup, with 2 Goat meat. The food sweet oh, but when them bring bill, I nearly cry. 51 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by NOwazobia: 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
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Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by ScamHunter: 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
My dear, I entered one today. Imagine a plate of fufu and soup for #500 in this Buhari regime. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by wiseone28: 9:02pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
I can't laugh.. Why worry yourself when iyabasira is around the corner 22 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by vision2050: 9:02pm On Feb 17, 2022 |
Last last plate washer ![]() 6 Likes 2 Shares |
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