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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by tarantino1: 6:47pm On Feb 18, 2022
Kaolaniyi:

Just hearing it for the first time

Even me, I be dey think say na amusement park activities no know say na actually reverse. grin .
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Nellsworld(m): 6:48pm On Feb 18, 2022
First time hearing the word, in Asaba and Ibusa we don't do that, only you or your gf or bf, i can't share bike with a stranger either a male or female
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Angelfrost(m): 6:48pm On Feb 18, 2022
Who else couldn't make head or tail from this post?!!...

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Aydot351(m): 6:48pm On Feb 18, 2022
Bikepooling is fun until you see your girlfriend sandwitched between 2 guys lol

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by BluntTheApostle(m): 6:49pm On Feb 18, 2022
I have bike pooled hundred of times. Hardly with women, though.

Perhaps, with one or two women (if my memory serves me well). And they didn't complain, though.

I don't like sitting in the middle, whether the other passenger is a male or female.
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by TheZebra: 6:49pm On Feb 18, 2022
ledaman:
Bikepooling! It can never happen in the North.
like bro it has never happened, with the way bike are cheap why would anyone even do that grin
ledaman:
Bikepooling! It can never happen in the North.
like bro it has never happened, with the way bike are cheap why would anyone even do that

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Awise09(m): 6:52pm On Feb 18, 2022
Divepen1:
I bikepool most times and it's hell (for me as a guy too). Because of videos that show perverts, I sit on the iron instead of seats. I never minded sitting in the middle, but I have to be careful when we get to bumps so the women will not say I'm trying to hit them from behind.
But we can't over rule how some of them don't hold back. And it feels like war because you must be controlling your body from getting any ideas and also controlling your body from touching her inordinately.
My biggest issue is that they complain a lot. "Bro, please shift".
"See o, I'm huge (born with giant gene) and my laptop bag is with me. Where will I go? Push the bike man?"

They don't care. Their comfort is as paramount as your body not touching them. I think I became adverse to this one late night. This tiny lady was already on bike. I almost didn't see her there.

Next thing, she gets down from the bike.
I'm like "for real? This night?"

I didn't say much. I turned to another bike and didn't mind the extra 100 naira. I was running late as I'm not a fan of getting home late in the night.

When such case wanted to happen again, this woman was fat. I knew if I sat in the middle, she might complain from Gate to Command, and I know I would block my ears with loud Jazz, infuriating her the more, eventually causing trouble for our bike man. So, I told her I'm not sitting in the middle... Mummy wa, no vex.
But she vexed, turned away to another bike and luckily another man was in the middle. I'm saying men that get high from bikepooling with women should make life easy for some of us that need bikepooling to save cost. Epo ti won.
is this how people transport themselves in other part of Nigeria bike pooling wow!
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Realpain: 6:54pm On Feb 18, 2022
Omor sit as comfortable as u can
Nobody can't do shit to u if u ain't doing nothing
Wetin dey their breasts and yansh wey u wan come dey tap current ontop bike

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Iceberg3: 6:54pm On Feb 18, 2022
I never do that,not with anybody.... I take the hike alone.
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by kay29000(m): 6:55pm On Feb 18, 2022
pocohantas:
Allow them bikepool with their fellow women. Even when I shared a bike with a lady, I was practically on the iron and almost dislocated my waist. It was her idea, not mine. N200 can’t kill me. So on the return trip I told her I won’t share, she should take one alone while I do the same.

I don’t know how they can evade body contact on a bike. [b]They don’t want their boobs touching the bike-man, they don’t want your crotch touching their ass. [/b]Yet they don’t have N200 to pay and board the bike alone. They also cannot trek less than a kilometre. Nah, choose your poison, sis.

Hahaha! Funny. It reminds me of one time... In Ibadan, guys sit in the middle... So, on this particular trip, the girl's boobs just dey jam my back anyhow. I was like, is this girl enjoying this thing or what. When she was coming down, she held my shoulders for support and leaned in, full breasts on my back, I looked back like 'WTH' and she said sorry. It was kinda awkward.

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Akuruoulo(m): 6:55pm On Feb 18, 2022
doggedfighter:


Beautiful experience for me with a guy in the middle and lady at the back.

Though bike pooling can be very uncomfortable on my legs especially.
Men in the middle , while women in the back ?

Nothing can irritate me more than this

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Oddfinder: 6:55pm On Feb 18, 2022
doggedfighter:
grin


My Ibadan visit comes to mind. grin

I like that in Ibadan men stay in the middle while women stay at the back unlike where I live.


Respect to Ibadan !

I appreciate that gesture.



Eastern states are different.


I felt a little unprotected though while a man was in middle and I at the back because here in the

East where I live before the ban bike pooling isn't a thing but happens rarely when they are no other options.

I'm used to having men sit behind.

Male strength and energy thrills me anywhere even in bed. grin

Masculinity is a thing for me.

cheesy grin wink
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:55pm On Feb 18, 2022
Bikepooling! First time I am hearing that word. That means there is a bike lagooning

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Nobody: 6:56pm On Feb 18, 2022
Why would i want to do that with strangers
Na bike o
I go pay alone enjoy seat alone
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Brian47(m): 6:56pm On Feb 18, 2022
Which one be bike pooling again?
Just say Okada

But I no understand is it that you're boarding bikes with strangers ? Cos that's what I'm getting from reading this.
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Oddfinder: 6:57pm On Feb 18, 2022
kay29000:


Hahaha! Funny. It reminds me of one time... In Ibadan, guys sit in the middle... So, on this particular trip, the girl's boobs just dey jam my back anyhow. I was like, is this girl enjoying this thing or what. When she was coming down, she held my shoulders for support and leaned in, full breasts on my back, I looked back like 'WTH' and she said sorry. It was kinda awkward.
wink

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by crossfm: 7:01pm On Feb 18, 2022
NnamdiN:
don't be surprised it's a Nigerian invention. Coz even google didn't defined it as something else grin

Check well,separate the bike from pooling.
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Nobody: 7:04pm On Feb 18, 2022
I don't enter bikes with women.
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by izzou(m): 7:04pm On Feb 18, 2022
Klass99:


Lol, Doingbetter just shared this post with me.

Bike pooling with strangers is something I have never done. I don't even understand how people who don't know you, are so cool with suggesting it.

Two men will just sandwich a person between them, as if na threeesome. All the times it was suggested to me, the other passenger was always a guy and they expect you to sit in the middle.


grin grin

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Akuruoulo(m): 7:05pm On Feb 18, 2022
Starboytwo:
Don’t know bout y’all tho, But a lady ain’t never bikepooling(whatever) behind me. Never.

I wonder how men allow that to happen
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by meobizy(f): 7:07pm On Feb 18, 2022
…and these are the Nairalanders who come trolling whenever I type about car troubles. This place, ehn. The disgrace person don face here, ehn. Been a faceless forum saves many of you.
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by bepositive11: 7:08pm On Feb 18, 2022
Omoluabi16:
Which lady with self respect will even bikepool with a random guy especially in these times. I will hardly bikepool sef with a friend much more with a total stranger(M or F). Imagine been sandwiched between two strangers lipsrsealed



Not everyone has money like you. Of course if they could afford better they won't be bike pooling

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by crismark(m): 7:08pm On Feb 18, 2022
I sha can't share bike with anybody.
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Athemisia: 7:13pm On Feb 18, 2022
doggedfighter:
grin


My Ibadan visit comes to mind. grin

I like that in Ibadan men stay in the middle while women stay at the back unlike where I live.


Respect to Ibadan !

I appreciate that gesture.



Eastern states are different.


I felt a little unprotected though while a man was in middle and I at the back because here in the

East where I live before the ban bike pooling isn't a thing but happens rarely when they are no other options.

I'm used to having men sit behind.

Male strength and energy thrills me anywhere even in bed. grin

Masculinity is a thing for me. grin

Never a thing Delta and Edo.
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Akuruoulo(m): 7:13pm On Feb 18, 2022
kay29000:


Hahaha! Funny. It reminds me of one time... In Ibadan, guys sit in the middle... So, on this particular trip, the girl's boobs just dey jam my back anyhow. I was like, is this girl enjoying this thing or what. When she was coming down, she held my shoulders for support and leaned in, full breasts on my back, I looked back like 'WTH' and she said sorry. It was kinda awkward.
Is it a must that guy's must sit in the middle in Ibadan ?
Abi na law ?
Very awkward

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Emperor550(m): 7:19pm On Feb 18, 2022
Never heard of this before, think say na one kind of bike wey de run for water,

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Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by Omoluabi16(m): 7:21pm On Feb 18, 2022
bepositive11:


Not everyone has money like you. Of course if they could afford better they won't be bike pooling
Mr positive it's not about money because who get money self no too dey fly bike. cool It's just something some people would not do.
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by nurudeen181(m): 7:22pm On Feb 18, 2022
i read to the middle of the first page but didnt really understand this bikepooling of a thing.. like it sounds not to be marwa, it also sounds not to be that bike they ride on the beach.. so is it okada that this guys are talking about because i dont understand how to different people will be climbing on thesame bike tori kini.. there has been nothing this dirty in my ears before.. eyi wa leni kosi nkan.. when wil this happen in the north.. hhhhhh o funny.. i just hope i am wrong since no one decided to use okada and me dont know what bikepooling is maybe let me ask google..
ok.. now i get it.. i was right.. e mad o.. lori elo.. so e be like north still dey ok pass south wey dey claim say they get money dey call us centre of poverty.. awon onitukutu
Re: My Horrible Experiences of Bikepooling With Women by seguno2: 7:23pm On Feb 18, 2022
ValCon888:
BIkepooling!?
I'm just hearing it for the first time.
This one shock me.

I thought that he was talking about pooling bikes and riding on rotation like carpooling. I didn’t know he was just talking BS to hype up.
Should he not say sharing okada for easy understanding

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