Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.

In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.

If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands, hug me and even try to kiss me in presence of people so they will think we are dating.

What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why.

She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now.

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

Maks27:
Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.
In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.
If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands,hug me and even try to kiss me in Presence of people so they will think we are dating.
What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why
She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

Lalasticlala
Seun

lamba!

Maks27:
Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.
In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.
If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands,hug me and even try to kiss me in Presence of people so they will think we are dating.
What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why
She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

Lalasticlala
Seun

Simply tell her your mind... Shikena

Na una cup of tea. Plenty plenty nonsense. Make she find another guy for dat una dating site.

Becareful or else she will trap you that you wont be able to turn neck.

E go be.

if this is true....then tell her you ain't interested...the hug and kiss part is unbelievable to me though..YOU SHOULD BE MAN ENOUGH TO PUT OFF SUCH ADVANCES.. Except you are enjoying it

Amotolongbo:
lamba!

Big lamba...

Maks27:
Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.
In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.
If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands,hug me and even try to kiss me in Presence of people so they will think we are dating.
What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why
She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

Lalasticlala
Seun

desperate she's just desperate, anyways,are you not a man, tell her straight up how you feel or better still report her to the church

Iranu abacha

When you are done masturbating with her memory, you will still hide your ugly face and swallow saliva whenever you spot your crush in your street as a car drops her off at home.

For now, dream on...

My advice to you is that you know what to do, check your heart.

U don see wife material, u con dey run.
Later, una go dey look for wife material.
U better grab her now

This is unacceptable.

SUE HER for sexual harrasment

She dey wash clothes too. Wife material 1000yrds.

A time will come when she will stop wasting her time on you and start focussing on some else who is close to you.
That time you will start crying foul that they snatched your girlfriend.

fúck her and ejaculate on her face

Amotolongbo:
lamba!

Of course it's a lie to you because the Woman is the one doing the Harassing here. Reverse the Genders now and i know your post would be lengthier than this.

You're complaining because she's not hot. Just kidding.

Sounds like she's a little off. Get some ratchet girls to chat with her. You shouldn't hit a woman, but they can.

odinson1:


Of course it's a lie to you because the Woman is the one doing the Harassing here. Reverse the Genders now and i know your post would be lengthier than this.

cry me a river

I can bet with my three balls that the reason why you are "forming " is because the girl isn't attractive to you while you are a shy church boy.

Except if this is just another lamba!

Play the match collect your 3 points. No more away goal rule in champions league. To whom brain is giving sense is expected

When you're not man enough, things like this would keep happening.

If the genders were reversed would you be saying the same thing?
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Cousin9999:
You're complaining because she's not hot. Just kidding.

Sounds like she's a little off. Get some ratchet girls to chat with her. You shouldn't hit a woman, but they can.

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If the genders were reversed would you be saying the same thing?

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Officialgarri:
I can bet with my three balls that the reason why you are "forming " is because the girl isn't attractive to you while you are a shy church boy.

Except if this is just another lamba!

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Maks27:
Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.
In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.
If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands,hug me and even try to kiss me in Presence of people so they will think we are dating.
What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why
She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

Lalasticlala
Seun

Use ur head or atleast the little brain between ur legs. I have said my own.

Man above me said it all

Amotolongbo:
lamba!

because it's a girl?

DoggoneDogg:
When you are done masturbating with her memory, you will still hide your ugly face and swallow saliva whenever you spot your crush in your street as a car drops her off at home.

For now, dream on...

What a stupid comment
Smh

posty56:
desperate she's just desperate, anyways,are you not a man, tell her straight up how you feel or better still report her to the church

I have spokeN to her a lot of times, she will go small and come back
Now many girls don't talk to me again because they think I am dating her.

And to those saying she is not attractive, she is attractive o. I just don't have time for a girlfriend

Drop her contact information I am sure there are plenty that would love to relieve you of this problem.

Maks27:
Having a girlfriend is the last thing on my mind now but there is this girl that's forcing herself on me.
In the street this girl announced to everyone that she is my girlfriend when I have never asked her out.
If I go out and she sees me, she will hold my hands,hug me and even try to kiss me in Presence of people so they will think we are dating.
What happened today made me annoyed, we had our Global prayer walk in RCCG today and when we reached out destination everyone looked for bike to go home. This girl forced herself on the bike I took and sat down in between in front of everyone. She will appear in my house without permission, wash my clothes. Call me I don't know why
She is fine and okay as a lady o. Infact alot of guys in the street are hailing me for having the best girl in the street but I am not just into her and any girl for now

People of Nairaland how do I settle this matter

Lalasticlala
Seun