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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 3:08pm On Feb 24, 2022
bigjackass:
the burning sensation on your dîck is not normal

Huh?? What do you mean? Explain please.
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 3:10pm On Feb 24, 2022
HenryDion:
You're probably asexual

I'm not. Wait....! Can I be Like I thought if you think you'll like sex, then you can't be asexual. Oh well.... sad
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 3:13pm On Feb 24, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Lols, OP. The sensation of p*ssy was too much for ur dick, as a first timer. U will get better with time, ok? U are even lucky u have an understanding GF!.

Hmm... I told her it's my first time.

I'm just here thinking... 'what if it's her that isn't sweet'? 'should I check round to confirm'...and so begins the thought of a potential promiscuous man.

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 3:14pm On Feb 24, 2022
LIVINGICON:
Don't get it twisted. Sex is a beautiful and of the sweetest things of creation. You are a first timer, the reason for the underwhelming results. Keep refining, upgrading and varying your skills and with time you will come to love it.

Avoid going raw with just any female, deadly STDs are very real. angry

She's not just any female bro. I think I trust her.
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Izprince(m): 4:02pm On Feb 24, 2022
No worry you will get use to it, practice makes u better, try they take fruits like watermelon, pineapple, date and bitter cola, your performance go increase. Your babe tell you say she never nack for 2years and you believe? Well you are just a learner so I will pardon you, no girl can go three months without nacks And also somegirls are not loose so the kpekus dey close sharp sharp, even if you just go 1hr for first round you will find it hard to penetrate when u wan go second one... Note: girls body count are extremely higher than an average guy. Know this and know peace

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by drimzsmoke(m): 4:17pm On Feb 24, 2022
sty1es:
I'm in my late 20s and I decided to try out sex for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend of 6 month. Prior to it, I had this imagination that my first time will be great! I thought that like porn, I'll last for 10mins during penetration, changing styles during those minutes, little did I know I was headed for doom!

Armed with knowledge because I read a lot about these things, I felt I will have a blast. People say sex is the sweetest thing to happen but yesterday was wack. I was in and out within 10 oscillations. I felt defeated. I felt like, 'what if she think I have ED'? 'what if she compares me to her ex?'. So many what ifs clouded my mind.

I doubt I'll ever have sex again. While she complained of pain because she's not had sex for over 2 years, I felt a burning sensation all over my dick. It was all stress and no pleasure. Remind me never to think of sex as a pleasurable act. Pffft! Maybe because it's my first time or maybe sex is over hyped.

Sex shouldn't even be on the table. It's nothing. Like really nothing. Why do people bring it to the table when there's nothing in it.
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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by lebron7(m): 4:35pm On Feb 24, 2022
sty1es:
I'm in my late 20s and I decided to try out sex for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend of 6 month. Prior to it, I had this imagination that my first time will be great! I thought that like porn, I'll last for 10mins during penetration, changing styles during those minutes, little did I know I was headed for doom!

Armed with knowledge because I read a lot about these things, I felt I will have a blast. People say sex is the sweetest thing to happen but yesterday was wack. I was in and out within 10 oscillations. I felt defeated. I felt like, 'what if she think I have ED'? 'what if she compares me to her ex?'. So many what ifs clouded my mind.

I doubt I'll ever have sex again. While she complained of pain because she's not had sex for over 2 years, I felt a burning sensation all over my dick. It was all stress and no pleasure. Remind me never to think of sex as a pleasurable act. Pffft! Maybe because it's my first time or maybe sex is over hyped.

Sex shouldn't even be on the table. It's nothing. Like really nothing. Why do people bring it to the table when there's nothing in it.
Stop watching porn/ masturbation for like one month and try again then you'll see the difference

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Karleb(m): 4:40pm On Feb 24, 2022
It's like watching football and playing football in a standard pitch for 90 Mins.

You won't be able to work for like a week, you might even swear you won't play again.

Shey you get the analogy? lipsrsealed

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Vinnie2000(m): 5:36pm On Feb 24, 2022
sty1es:


Hmm... I told her it's my first time.

I'm just here thinking... 'what if it's her that isn't sweet'? 'should I check round to confirm'...and so begins the thought of a potential promiscuous man.
No, dont sample other girls. Talk to ur babe and laff off ur F-up with her. You can lie its been 15 years u had sex. But next tym, take supplements b4 d action.
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by doverulez(m): 5:41pm On Feb 24, 2022
OP..
YA STILLA A LEARNER.
sty1es:
I'm in my late 20s and I decided to try out sex for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend of 6 month. Prior to it, I had this imagination that my first time will be great! I thought that like porn, I'll last for 10mins during penetration, changing styles during those minutes, little did I know I was headed for doom!

Armed with knowledge because I read a lot about these things, I felt I will have a blast. People say sex is the sweetest thing to happen but yesterday was wack. I was in and out within 10 oscillations. I felt defeated. I felt like, 'what if she think I have ED'? 'what if she compares me to her ex?'. So many what ifs clouded my mind.

I doubt I'll ever have sex again. While she complained of pain because she's not had sex for over 2 years, I felt a burning sensation all over my dick. It was all stress and no pleasure. Remind me never to think of sex as a pleasurable act. Pffft! Maybe because it's my first time or maybe sex is over hyped.

Sex shouldn't even be on the table. It's nothing. Like really nothing. Why do people bring it to the table when there's nothing in it.
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Mariangeles(f): 5:41pm On Feb 24, 2022
sty1es:
I'm in my late 20s and I decided to try out sex for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend of 6 month. Prior to it, I had this imagination that my first time will be great! I thought that like porn, I'll last for 10mins during penetration, changing styles during those minutes, little did I know I was headed for doom!

Armed with knowledge because I read a lot about these things, I felt I will have a blast. People say sex is the sweetest thing to happen but yesterday was wack. I was in and out within 10 oscillations. I felt defeated. I felt like, 'what if she think I have ED'? 'what if she compares me to her ex?'. So many what ifs clouded my mind.

I doubt I'll ever have sex again. While she complained of pain because she's not had sex for over 2 years, I felt a burning sensation all over my dick. It was all stress and no pleasure. Remind me never to think of sex as a pleasurable act. Pffft! Maybe because it's my first time or maybe sex is over hyped.

Sex shouldn't even be on the table. It's nothing. Like really nothing. Why do people bring it to the table when there's nothing in it.

grin

Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by valdes00(m): 6:18pm On Feb 24, 2022
Lekan1o1:


Hmm she is ashewo i guess
You wish but no.. She was my GF.. A co worker
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by SniperSmurf(m): 6:38pm On Feb 24, 2022
Lol. Don't try it again with a girl you care about, instead hire an ashawo that you won't see again and that doesn't know you. You can use her to experiment... when you sure of yourself then try your gf again...So no "pressure". Enjoy and thank me later

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Mariangeles(f): 7:28pm On Feb 24, 2022
SniperSmurf:
Lol. Don't try it again with a girl you care about, instead hire an ashawo that you won't see again and that doesn't know you. You can use her to experiment... when you sure of yourself then try your gf again...So no "pressure". Enjoy and thank me later

What if he keeps going back to prostitutes after that?

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by SenecaTheYonger: 7:31pm On Feb 24, 2022
sty1es:
I'm in my late 20s and I decided to try out sex for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend of 6 month. Prior to it, I had this imagination that my first time will be great! I thought that like porn, I'll last for 10mins during penetration, changing styles during those minutes, little did I know I was headed for doom!

Armed with knowledge because I read a lot about these things, I felt I will have a blast. People say sex is the sweetest thing to happen but yesterday was wack. I was in and out within 10 oscillations. I felt defeated. I felt like, 'what if she think I have ED'? 'what if she compares me to her ex?'. So many what ifs clouded my mind.

I doubt I'll ever have sex again. While she complained of pain because she's not had sex for over 2 years, I felt a burning sensation all over my dick. It was all stress and no pleasure. Remind me never to think of sex as a pleasurable act. Pffft! Maybe because it's my first time or maybe sex is over hyped.

Sex shouldn't even be on the table. It's nothing. Like really nothing. Why do people bring it to the table when there's nothing in it.

That’s why it’s a skill. Can you just start programming without any continuous practice? You can’t.

Porn made you think you would be a skilled player in a game you’ve never played in your life.

That’s why you’re advised to quit pornography

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by SniperSmurf(m): 7:41pm On Feb 24, 2022
Mariangeles:


What if he keeps going back to prostitutes after that?

Then he wouldn't be different from 90% of Naija men

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Jeon(f): 8:03pm On Feb 24, 2022
SniperSmurf:


Then he wouldn't be different from 90% of Naija men

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by SniperSmurf(m): 8:27pm On Feb 24, 2022
Jeon:





Lol
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Phayveezuk: 9:08pm On Feb 24, 2022
SniperSmurf:


Then he wouldn't be different from 90% of Naija men

And where did you get your stats from?
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Phayveezuk: 9:11pm On Feb 24, 2022
Sex is beautiful, enjoyable and relaxing, you just need to do more of it for you to be used to it and be more skilled.

Then you can learn that sex is also about the mind, you would learn to use your mind to control your ejaculation.

Please don't use any supplement just go natural
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by SniperSmurf(m): 9:28pm On Feb 24, 2022
Phayveezuk:


And where did you get your stats from?

Entirely made up bro. Lol
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 10:54pm On Feb 24, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:


That’s why it’s a skill. Can you just start programming without any continuous practice? You can’t.

Porn made you think you would be a skilled player in a game you’ve never played in your life.

That’s why you’re advised to quit pornography

Yeah... Maybe because it is better than the sex itself, filling everyone with the illusion that sex is great. Like no pleasure jor.
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 10:56pm On Feb 24, 2022
SniperSmurf:
Lol. Don't try it again with a girl you care about, instead hire an ashawo that you won't see again and that doesn't know you. You can use her to experiment... when you sure of yourself then try your gf again...So no "pressure". Enjoy and thank me later

Are serious about the emboldened statement?
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 10:58pm On Feb 24, 2022
Mariangeles:


grin

Maria, it's funny abi?
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Mooh247: 12:21am On Feb 25, 2022
Sex is fun but people love to overhype it because of urge and anticipation for sex

Next time don't just dive in... Try and explore your partner's body

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by SenecaTheYonger: 6:16am On Feb 25, 2022
sty1es:


Yeah... Maybe because it is better than the sex itself, filling everyone with the illusion that sex is great. Like no pleasure jor.


That’s because you have masturbated so much to porn that your hands have become desensitized to vagina walls.

Your penis is now used to your hands alone. Good luck
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Premiumwriter: 7:14am On Feb 25, 2022
sty1es:
I'm in my late 20s and I decided to try out sex for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend of 6 month. Prior to it, I had this imagination that my first time will be great! I thought that like porn, I'll last for 10mins during penetration, changing styles during those minutes, little did I know I was headed for doom!

Armed with knowledge because I read a lot about these things, I felt I will have a blast. People say sex is the sweetest thing to happen but yesterday was wack. I was in and out within 10 oscillations. I felt defeated. I felt like, 'what if she think I have ED'? 'what if she compares me to her ex?'. So many what ifs clouded my mind.

I doubt I'll ever have sex again. While she complained of pain because she's not had sex for over 2 years, I felt a burning sensation all over my dick. It was all stress and no pleasure. Remind me never to think of sex as a pleasurable act. Pffft! Maybe because it's my first time or maybe sex is over hyped.

Sex shouldn't even be on the table. It's nothing. Like really nothing. Why do people bring it to the table when there's nothing in it.
first of, I hope you didn't release inside her sha because na papa hood dey look you for face so.
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Mordson: 7:28am On Feb 25, 2022
Op, maybe you should try out other pussies. Maybe your girlfriend's pussy isn't tight and sweet enough. Though you said she has been off sex for 2 years, so her pussy should be sweet.

Perhaps you have trained your mind to enjoy masturbation more. It happens to people who masturbate all their lives and try out real sex much later in their life.

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Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 7:57am On Feb 25, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:



That’s because you have masturbated so much to porn that your hands have become desensitized to vagina walls.

Your penis is now used to your hands alone. Good luck

I don't masturbate.
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by sty1es: 7:57am On Feb 25, 2022
Premiumwriter:
first of, I hope you didn't release inside her sha because na papa hood dey look you for face so.


Lol. What's the use of postinor 2?? undecided
Re: I Had My First Sex Yesterday, Now I'm Having Post-nut Clarity. by Error401: 8:01am On Feb 25, 2022
sty1es:
I'm in my late 20s and I decided to try out sex for the first time yesterday with my girlfriend of 6 month. Prior to it, I had this imagination that my first time will be great! I thought that like porn, I'll last for 10mins during penetration, changing styles during those minutes, little did I know I was headed for doom!

Armed with knowledge because I read a lot about these things, I felt I will have a blast. People say sex is the sweetest thing to happen but yesterday was wack. I was in and out within 10 oscillations. I felt defeated. I felt like, 'what if she think I have ED'? 'what if she compares me to her ex?'. So many what ifs clouded my mind.

I doubt I'll ever have sex again. While she complained of pain because she's not had sex for over 2 years, I felt a burning sensation all over my dick. It was all stress and no pleasure. Remind me never to think of sex as a pleasurable act. Pffft! Maybe because it's my first time or maybe sex is over hyped.

Sex shouldn't even be on the table. It's nothing. Like really nothing. Why do people bring it to the table when there's nothing in it.
sex is sweet... Do it continuesluly for the next 3days... She'd feel better

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