A man and woman have been found dead in a locked Sienna vehicle along the Lagos Ibadan expressway.

Eyewitness reports suspect that the couple were having s*x before the unfortunate incidence happened and have been locked in the car for 2days now.

As at the time of this report, they are still locked inside the vehicle.

Anyone that might know the owner of the vehicle family members should kindly contact them immediately.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9xtDjJ1Cn0

Na wa o

The way Nigerians conclude on certain things without reasoning baffles me a lot.

What if they were assassinated and their naked bodies were dumped in the car to mask the murder?

How 2 people can be having sex and both would die at the same time is what people should ask themselves.

It's simply illogical and highly suspicious. Were they both poisoned? Where were they coming from...

Was it suffocation? If so, they would have been able to roll down the windows and get some air wouldn't they?

A lot of Nigerians won't even question the possibility of other things, they'll just jump into conclusion.

EDIT- Mystery Solved:

Tennessee85:

I know the couple, and it was a domestic violence issue. They lived at Anuoluwapo street, near St. Dennis Catholic Church, Akoka. It was the man that beat the lady to death, then fearfully ran away with her body in his car, only to end up assassinating himself. Infact, their neighbour who used to stand as the man's sister any time he had altercation with the lady just got released from the police station few about two hours ago. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

Straight to hell.. Mummy go must see this!. Chaiii

I personally love adventure and I think the deceased choice of playground is thoughtful -A space bus.

But we can't completely blame the owner of the car. Petroleum is expensive now that you can't afford to keep the AC turned on without a passerby calling the EFCC on you.

Righteousness2:
What a Pathetic and Unfortunate way to Depart!
Sexual immorality has Collasped, Destroyed and killed so many Glorious Destinies...

Hear this! No Prayer on Earth can Change the Eternal Destination of a Man/ woman who dies in act Immorality. Don't waste your RIP!

Run from Immorality!
Run From Evil! Run Fro Sin!
Embrace Holiness and Righteousness that comes through JESUS Christ..

Righteousness2 na WA for you ohh!

Righteousness2:
What a Pathetic and Unfortunate way to Depart!
Sexual immorality has Collasped, Destroyed and killed so many Glorious Destinies...

Hear this! [s]No Prayer on Earth can Change the Eternal Destruction of a Man/ woman who dies in act Immorality[/s]. Don't waste your RIP!

Run from Immorality!
Run From Evil! Run Fro Sin!
Embrace Holiness and Righteousness that comes through JESUS Christ..

And i am here to tell you that the word i canceled, you are nt correct in making that statement.

Idiots! What are they looking or peeping at? By touching the vehicle alone they have destroyed a lot of vital evidences and clues that may help unravel the mystery behind the deaths. Foolish Nigerians.

angelEmade:
Idiots! What are they looking or peeping at? By touching the vehicle alone they have destroyed a lot of vital evidences and clues that may help unravel the mystery behind the deaths. Foolish Nigerians.

My brother, this is Nigeria not America.

The killer can even sleep with the victim by wrapping his arm around him/her all night long and the police still won't be able to unravel anything..

With which database.

This life just get as e be ,maybe they had too many rounds ,maybe they took too much of sex enhancement drugs ,just saying o .

Amala and Ewedu children don't know that it is not good to have s*x inside a vehicle, SMH.

wahala be like bicycle..................

konji would someday answer for its numerous crimes!

Loewe:
The way Nigerians conclude on certain things without reasoning baffle me a lot.

What if they were assassinated and their naked bodies were dumped in the car to mask the murder?

How 2 people can be having sex and both would die at the same time is what people should ask themselves.

It's simply illogical and highly suspicious. Were they both poisoned? Where were they coming from...

Was it suffocation? If so, they would have been able to roll down the windows and get some air wouldn't they?

A lot of Nigerians won't even question the possibility of other things, they'll just jump into conclusion.

Do they have sense?
That's the reason you must leave the country.
Else your kids may reason alongside.
They couldn't even think of other possibilities.
Initiate Relocation plans & save urself damnation.
Even BUHARI sleeps outside more often!

D number of Idiots we have in Nigeria is alarming. The worst is, they are in the majority.

This is sad. They must have used up all the oxygen in the vehicle which led to them falling into an un ending sleep.

Magun maybe.

Loewe:
The way Nigerians conclude on certain things without reasoning baffle me a lot.

What if they were assassinated and their naked bodies were dumped in the car to mask the murder?

How 2 people can be having sex and both would die at the same time is what people should ask themselves.

It's simply illogical and highly suspicious. Were they both poisoned? Where were they coming from...

Was it suffocation? If so, they would have been able to roll down the windows and get some air wouldn't they?

A lot of Nigerians won't even question the possibility of other things, they'll just jump into conclusion.

Nigerian police is the most lazy force in the world, when they arrive the scene, they will just evacuate the dead bodies to the mortuary, that's the end

No form of investigation will be carried, nothing nothing.

We don't have data base, no finger print matching, nothing...we are still far behind in the 200 bc, we just have the internet to watch how other countries are already in 2050

Toto matter being killing right from the days of Samson n co.... See his Redeem sticker like one daddy in the lord

angelEmade:
Idiots! What are they looking or peeping at? By touching the vehicle alone they have destroyed a lot of vital evidences and clues that may help unravel the mystery behind the deaths. Foolish Nigerians.

They are peeping so as to be sure their eyes are not deceiving them.

I sure say if na you, you go still go peep.

The lost of the flesh.

angelEmade:
Idiots! What are they looking or peeping at? By touching the vehicle alone they have destroyed a lot of vital evidences and clues that may help unravel the mystery behind the deaths. Foolish Nigerians.

What evidence? Forensics are expected to come swipe the entire car for fingerprints and run it through the .........(thinking) ....
Database? Oga this is Nigeria.
Joke is on you.

Na redeem logo be that, make una find them ppl go redeem


Praise the Lord

Loewe:
[s]The way Nigerians conclude on certain things without reasoning baffle me a lot.

What if they were assassinated and their naked bodies were dumped in the car to mask the murder?

How 2 people can be having sex and both would die at the same time is what people should ask themselves.

It's simply illogical and highly suspicious. Were they both poisoned? Where were they coming from...

Was it suffocation? If so, they would have been able to roll down the windows and get some air wouldn't they?

A lot of Nigerians won't even question the possibility of other things, they'll just jump into conclusion[/s].

Lol. You have been watching too much Hollywood.

I can quite easily get you more than 5 Nairaland articles of couples dying in similar fashion.

The most likely reason is an accumulation of carbon monoxide in the car from putting on the AC because of faulty wiring.

Nigerians has no fingerprint database, so why would a killer waste precious time that would get him caught while staging a scene?

Bola Ige, Kudirat Abiola and Funsho Williams are prominent VIPs who got brutally murdered when it would have even benefited the killers to stage their deaths as accidents.

It's morbidly amusing when a cobbler with 8 kids hangs himself and you see people here spewing conspiracy theories about killers staging the scene.

Carbon monoxide is odourless and colourless by the way... you drift off into a sleep of no return. Happened in incidents where generator was switched on in poorly ventilated areas.

You think all of these couples were killed by master assassins ?

https://www.nairaland.com/5013256/man-woman-found-dead-inside

https://www.nairaland.com/6867804/married-man-bride-to-be-found-dead

Nigerians will declare autopsy results for you free of charge.

Crazy sad way to transition
Can someone play me Telephone to Glory oh what joy divine

Since Tinubu visited Ibadan, strange things have been happening.
Since he coughed into that microphone and peed in the senator's couch, things have been on the reverse.
How can someone who allowed his teeth to rotten inside his own mouth take care of you?

How can someone who pisses in his clothes in public defend your right?

Someone who pisses in front of Buhari can easily piss in the White house unknowingly.


Have you noticed that his guards are now protecting his back side from every camera?

The man is suffering from incontinence as a result of age.