SEX TALK!! The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Ejaculating Too Quick Is?

It can be annoying and embarrassing to cum within 2 minutes after while having sex with a girl, after you must have planned how to shift her womb.
Guy e dey pain o!

Premature ejaculation (PE) is when you have an orgasm before intercourse or less than a minute after you start. There is no set time when a man should ejaculate during sex, but if you ejaculate and lose your erection so soon, it could be embarrassing.

The causes of primary premature ejaculation are often psychological. It can be caused by both psychological and physical factors too but I’m not a medical practitioner to tell you more about it.


Talking about the funniest excuse I gave a girl for releasing too quick. Mehn it was really embarrassing. I couldn’t last up to 2 minutes. So I told her in not feeling too well, that I’m on medication.�

The following day, I took some herbs and KNACK her till she almost passed out.

What about you? Share your experience.

The Funniest Excuse You Gave A Girl For Ejaculating Too Quick Is?

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Baby, this love I'll never let it die Can't be touched by no one I'd like to see 'em try
I'm a mad man for your touch, girl, I've lost control I'm gonna make this last forever, don't tell me it's impossible

'Cause I love you for infinity
I love you for infinity
'Cause I love you for infinity
I love you for infinity

Oh, darling, my soul You know it aches for yours And you've been filling this hole Since you were born, oh
'Cause you're the reason I believe in fate, you're my paradise And I'll do anything to be your love or be your sacrifice

"Its like this in my first round"
Well the second round she believed my reason for the PE

u get tunubu phone number, make u ask him..rubbish..

Told her it's her towtow's fault. Everywhere too wotorwotor!

Damn babe you are too tight, it's your fault you are soo sexy I can't resist you before going in I felt like cumming already you are just sweet baby. And she smiles and I go second round

I am tired that is why I came quickly..

Stressed up

That I just came out if olosho house.

I can’t just believe what I’m seeing

Is this one a thread or what?

What an inconsequential thread

Jerewise332:
I can’t just believe what I’m seeing

Is this one a thread or what?

What an inconsequential thread

It is inconsequential and u bothered to drop a comment?

I don't know about premature ejaculation or orgasm cuz I don't do sex...i only do masturbation

bahdpersona:
I don't know about premature ejaculation or orgasm cuz I don't do sex...i only do masturbation

ohh shortty !! this is first time of having sēx let do it again
"then"
I cleared her doubt for the second round

All the excuses I’m seeing are not genuine enough for babes of nowadays.

No go bam yourself, dey give excuse.

you are too sweet, am tired, its bin long n sperm don full body

Na so I tell one say I no well

Baby, fuel is scarce! That's why I'm cummed in 3.4 mins

That I'm dehydrated

Had one babe that year, she called me one Sunday morning said she'll be coming over, I wasn't feeling too well but man no fit say no she came, we talked for a while and started the do.. I came few minutes after, I was so embarrassed, she was like how the fvck but I calmed her that I wasn't feeling too well. Babe was fuming inside, me sef no like wetin happen, I started looking for where to get jedi, dem never open shop, no where is opened.. I just chill dey engage her until my guy return from church.. Nigga finally helped me get TM from his ctl then.. I quickly used and that was my first time taking that thing.. When I entered back babe wan talk say she wan go, for here.. knacked her till she tapped out..

There are guys I wish to see their comments on this,lalasticlala please move to front page so we can identify the one minute men on this forum without having to fight about it.

The cum is my cum. I decide when to cum and I don't have to apologize for that. I fucck strictly to cum and if the vaginarian doesn't cum, that's not my business. As a matter of fact, if I don't cum after 15minutes, I might actually get down and pull up my trouser because no be fucck I go chop for that day.

Nonexisting:
The cum is my cum. I decide when to cum and I don't have to apologize for that. I fucck strictly to cum and if the vaginarian doesn't cum, that's not my business. As a matter of fact, if I don't cum after 15minutes, I might actually get down and pull up my trouser because no be fucck I go chop for that day.

Stop making excuses for your one minute and start living a healthy lifestyle so as to avoid coming here to disturb us with cheating stories

Iyaebe:
Stop making excuses for your one minute and start living a healthy lifestyle so as to avoid coming here to disturb us with cheating stories

Excuses for who? Do you think I give a fucck? I only fucck to cum and not to entertain or please you vaginarians. If you want to be pleased by a man during sex, you pay for it. Now getat.

Nonexisting:
Excuses for who? Do you think I give a fucck? I only fucck to cum and not to entertain or please you vaginarians. If you want to be pleased by a man during sex, you pay for it. Now getat.

You hav3 a lot of tears awaiting you,make sure you drink enough water

Sigh
Really terrible
Just wearing the condom
Oga AFF poured
Well she was understanding that I was new to the experience
LoL
I no shame o cause rn. Na die

I just tell her say as bitcoin crash my blood pressure never dey stabilized

But true true bitcoin crash dat day sha, it shall never be well with elon musk

Nonexisting:
Excuses for who? Do you think I give a fucck? I only fucck to cum and not to entertain or please you vaginarians. If you want to be pleased by a man during sex, you pay for it. Now getat.

Oga you dey play with time bomb
Until ur gateman and houseboy start to dey service ur madam

*Dodges heavy stone*

I have a very important program to attend in the church... And already I'm late. So no vex bavy

Simple.
Tell her say you don't normally last well in the first round.