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There are 8 types of men in Nigeria on women matters.
See below:


1. Calabar Men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife
more .


2. Igala Men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their
girlfriend more.


3. Ibibio Men
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love their
mother most.


4. Igbo Men
They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their
daughters most.


5. Yoruba Men
They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their
neighbors wives.(especially ibadan Men)


6. Ikwerre Men
They have one wife and more than ten girlfriends but they
love their females tenants most


7. Ijaw Men
They have more than four wives but only one lives with
them, more than fifteen girlfriends but they love and date
their friends daughter most.


8. URHOBO Men
They have 2 wives and 4 free baby mamas and they are
strict and very tough on all of the women. They love
NONE.They see women as hand luggage that can easily
be dropped when it becomes too heavy. They also prefer
to Live alone in order to have their peace .They only love
their ogogoro water.


9. Hausa Men
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend but they love their cattle
most.
Add yours….

Which stand-up comedian is this?

Funny bt this will result in tribal war in nairaland

Lol... I almost pity the men of my tribe...

Senomii Senomi : your tribe?

Nairaland Redpillers

They 0 wives and 0 girlfriends but they love fvcking their fellow men the most.

Datboredberry:
Lol... I almost pity the men of my tribe...

Senomii Senomi : your tribe?

Kalabari, igbo, denkyira ( in ghana)

An Ijaw man loves women randomly. Ha Izon!!

Na lie, Igbo men love their mothers more than anytin on earth

Senomii:

Kalabari, igbo, denkyira ( in ghana)

Igbo? Really? I thought you didn't like the tribe...

You're part Ghanaian? How did I not know?

Datboredberry:
Igbo? Really? I thought you didn't like the tribe...

You're part Ghanaian? How did I not know?

I was born there, left when I was 10, my family has a root from there I still don't understand how
I hate the dubious part of the igbo tribe, my part is different

Senomii:

I was born there, left when I was 10, my family has a root from there I still don't understand how
I hate the dubious part of the igbo tribe, my part is different

Do you miss Ghana and your friends there?

I'm part igbo... And I hate it... I don't really hate the tribe...

Datboredberry:
Do you miss Ghana and your friends there?

I'm part igbo... And I hate it... I don't really hate the tribe...

Nope, it reminds of a dark part of my past
Aren't you also from ghana?

Senomii:

Nope, it reminds of a dark part of my past
Aren't you also from ghana?

The separation? I'm sorry...

Nope... Why would you think so?

The one about Yoruba is true. Yoruba men are the most promiscuous being on earth. The women too but better than the men. All my neighbour and people wives are guilty of this abomination acts.

Datboredberry:
The separation? I'm sorry...

Nope... Why would you think so?

I saw it

Senomii:

I saw it

Saw what? I've never written that I'm from Ghana...

Do you know my previous account?

Datboredberry:
Saw what? I've never written that I'm from Ghana...

Do you know my previous account?

Y' know what? Let me not talk too much b4 u frantically rush to wipe off everything

Senomii:

Y' know what? Let me not talk too much b4 u frantically rush to wipe of everything

You're a clever detective! It's cute...

What else do you know?

It's sad... 90 percent of all I've written on Nairaland are lies...

Datboredberry:


You're a clever detective! It's cute...

What else do you know?

It's sad... 90 percent of all I've written on Nairaland are lies...

All I've told you about yourself is all I know

Senomii:

All I've told you about yourself is all I know

Too bad...

Datboredberry:
Too bad...

There are other things, which you also know, so they'll be no point repeating them

Holly Gram


WEED MAN


OR



Ganja MAN...




LITE UP my WEED in peace



WTF MAN!

Senomii:

There are other things, which you also know, so they'll be no point repeating them

I know... Don't believe anything though... If you ever want to know anything about me, I'll gladly share...

I'll mention you on another thread... I have a question...

Datboredberry:
I know... Don't believe anything though... If you ever want to know anything about me, I'll gladly share...

I'll mention you on another thread... I have a question...

Mmm, ok

Datboredberry:


You're a clever detective! It's cute...

What else do you know?

It's sad... 90 percent of all I've written on Nairaland are lies ...

Your time will soon come no worry

killmods:


Your time will soon come no worry

Lol!

It's true... All this time and I've not been honest...

It's nice to create versions of ourselves we've only dreamt of...

Datboredberry:
Lol!

It's true... All this time and I've not been honest...

It's nice to create versions of ourselves we've only dreamt of...

I know that. Are u playing with me ?

killmods:

I know that. Are u playing with me ?

In what way? You and I are talking now... So that's a good thing...

Datboredberry:
In what way? You and I are talking now... So that's a good thing...

Really? Check ur mails joor.. u want to start abi

What of the men wey love Ashawo more?

Which tribe dem be?