If you live there or know the place well, please come in here.

What are the hotel options? Are there short let apartments? Do they have Uber/Bolt? How about security? Etc.

Our bolt has KEKE option.

Hotels are cheap but I don't think I've heard of short term apartments in Uyo.

Are you coming for business or pleasure, which axis do you intend to stay?

security is better than what you have in Calabar. you could walk around or pick Keke at late hours.

digitalgeorgy:
Our bolt has KEKE option.

Hotels are cheap but I don't think I've heard of short term apartments in Uyo.

Are you coming for business or pleasure, which axis do you intend to stay?

security is better than what you have in Calabar. you could walk around or pick Keke at late hours.

I need to get away from Lagos to clear my head. But I'll be with my laptop. So business and pleasure, I guess.

I'm looking at one week.

Can you name a few hotels for me to check out? Preferably places with a pool.

StJorge:

I need to get away from Lagos to clear my head. But I'll be with my laptop. So business and pleasure, I guess.

I'm looking at one week.

Can you name a few hotels for me to check out? Preferably places with a pool.

Watbridge Hotels
Ibb Avenue.

Monty suite
4 lean, Uyo.

Luton park
Udo udoma

emjim hotel
Brooks st off Baracks rd


These are all good hotels.

Grand decent hotel. Idoro road

digitalgeorgy:


Watbridge Hotels
Ibb Avenue.

Monty suite
4 lean, Uyo.

Luton park
Udo udoma

emjim hotel
Brooks st off Baracks rd


These are all good hotels.

Thank you. In secure areas I hope.

Edit
And can you recommend a great restaurant or two? I'd want to eat my fill of Akwa-Cross delights.

Nyascobar1414:
Grand decent hotel. Idoro road

Thank you.

You can walk late hours...as late as 12am.
For sexual satisfaction, go to Maitama in Ewet housing...cost depends on the time you go to...you can get N500 sex if you go by 11-12pm. You can even have a quickie in the lanes under any tree or flower but be careful of those useless police vans.

Alternatively, go to Diamond club at Eka road or so... But the place is in the outskirts of the town and filled with strippers... It is kind of hidden. I Know the road but I don't how to direct you. You will see big sexy and curvy girls there.

Lastly, you can go to Ibiaku village ...there is a club called "Mingles" strictly for sex starting from N500 and above. But you have to be security conscious. Transportation from Plaza was N100, then bike N50

I'm no longer in Uyo, dunno if they are still feasible. That's the stuff I was good at while in Uyo. As for hotels, maybe those above me would help.

Bluezy13:
You can walk late hours...as late as 12am.
For sexual satisfaction, go to Maitama in Ewet housing...cost depends on the time you go to...you can get N500 sex if you go by 11-12pm. You can even have a quickie in the lanes under any tree or flower but be careful of those useless police vans.

Alternatively, go to Diamond club at Eka road or so... But the place is in the outskirts of the town and filled with strippers... It is kind of hidden. I Know the road but I don't how to direct you. You will see big sexy and curvy girls there.

Lastly, you can go to Ibiaku village ...there is a club called "Mingles" strictly for sex starting from N500 and above. But you have to be security conscious. Transportation from Plaza was N100, then bike N50

I'm no longer in Uyo, dunno if they are still feasible. That's the stuff I was good at while in Uyo. As for hotels, maybe those above me would help.

Lol

What are the best places to eat?

StJorge:
What are the best places to eat?

Lotta places. Send me a dm so we meet up when you're in town

SmellySperm:
Lotta places. Send me a dm so we meet up when you're in town

Lolz Na the food own de go see your response

Delight2014:
Lolz
Na the food own de go see your response

Sapa no be anybody mate jare

Uyaiincomparabl can offer you accommodation. Contact her

SenecaTheYonger:
Uyaiincomparabl can offer you accommodation. Contact her

Uyaiincomparabl, you can?

StJorge:

Uyaiincom.parabl, you can?

Disregard him, please. I'm not based in Uyo.

Bluezy13:
You can walk late hours...as late as 12am.
For sexual satisfaction, go to Maitama in Ewet housing...cost depends on the time you go to...you can get N500 sex if you go by 11-12pm. You can even have a quickie in the lanes under any tree or flower but be careful of those useless police vans.

Alternatively, go to Diamond club at Eka road or so... But the place is in the outskirts of the town and filled with strippers... It is kind of hidden. I Know the road but I don't how to direct you. You will see big sexy and curvy girls there.

Lastly, you can go to Ibiaku village ...there is a club called "Mingles" strictly for sex starting from N500 and above. But you have to be security conscious. Transportation from Plaza was N100, then bike N50

I'm no longer in Uyo, dunno if they are still feasible. That's the stuff I was good at while in Uyo. As for hotels, maybe those above me would help.

You're a disgrace.

You have a laptop, but you can't research your intending location? Google is there for a reason. Help me understand.

UyaiIncomparabl:


You're a disgrace.

Haba na Uyai...
I only gave an advice.
I am not in Uyo and I don't do that anymore.

HenryDion:
You have a laptop, but you can't research your intending location? Google is there for a reason. Help me understand.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. That's why you think Google will find and organize the information you need in one place and so there's no need to explore the possibility of hearing from actual people. It's also why you don't know that it's from questions like mine that the answers you find through Google are created.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Disregard him, please. I'm not based in Uyo.

Ok.

StJorge:

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. That's why you think Google will find and organize the information you need in one place and so there's no need to explore the possibility of hearing from actual people. It's also why you don't know that it's from questions like mine that the answers you find through Google are created.

Google have reviews you can trust, coupled with rating and pictures. It's risky seeking such info from strangers on NL. What if one recommends a kidnapper den for you?

HenryDion:


Google have reviews you can trust, coupled with rating and pictures. It's risky seeking such info from strangers on NL. What if one recommends a kidnapper den for you?

I've read reviews upon reviews. I don't intend to meet anyone from here. Any recommendation made here is verified. What I'm doing here is gathering information, which I then filter for my use - same as what I gather on Google.

StJorge:

I've read reviews upon reviews. I don't intend to meet anyone from here. Any recommendation made here is verified. What I'm doing here is gathering information, which I then filter for my use - same as what I gather on Google.

That's awesome. Wishing you a great trip. Buy bread when coming back.

Bluezy13:
You can walk late hours...as late as 12am.
For sexual satisfaction, go to Maitama in Ewet housing...cost depends on the time you go to...you can get N500 sex if you go by 11-12pm. You can even have a quickie in the lanes under any tree or flower but be careful of those useless police vans.

Alternatively, go to Diamond club at Eka road or so... But the place is in the outskirts of the town and filled with strippers... It is kind of hidden. I Know the road but I don't how to direct you. You will see big sexy and curvy girls there.

Lastly, you can go to Ibiaku village ...there is a club called "Mingles" strictly for sex starting from N500 and above. But you have to be security conscious. Transportation from Plaza was N100, then bike N50

I'm no longer in Uyo, dunno if they are still feasible. That's the stuff I was good at while in Uyo. As for hotels, maybe those above me would help.

The guy that asked him to use Google.

please can Google give him this information?

though the info is not decent but you can never get this kind of first-hand info from Google.

I also am planning to visit uyo for a few days. I would like to visit the ibeno beach and any other tourist attraction.

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Bluezy13:
You can walk late hours...as late as 12am.
For sexual satisfaction, go to Maitama in Ewet housing...cost depends on the time you go to...you can get N500 sex if you go by 11-12pm. You can even have a quickie in the lanes under any tree or flower but be careful of those useless police vans.

Alternatively, go to Diamond club at Eka road or so... But the place is in the outskirts of the town and filled with strippers... It is kind of hidden. I Know the road but I don't how to direct you. You will see big sexy and curvy girls there.

Lastly, you can go to Ibiaku village ...there is a club called "Mingles" strictly for sex starting from N500 and above. But you have to be security conscious. Transportation from Plaza was N100, then bike N50

I'm no longer in Uyo, dunno if they are still feasible. That's the stuff I was good at while in Uyo. As for hotels, maybe those above me would help.

Bad guy is this information still valid and useable.
I’m in Uyo for about a week.