talk2hb1:

Do You Know That
Prostitutes are just about the only honest women you can ever find because they tell you the price upfront...

emmanuelbrown26:

Comr u can loud again and again. I keep asking what a Nigerian girl will offer aside sex which I can get elsewhere. Nigerian girls hv lost their values since late 90s to early 2000s

PrimadonnaO:


"What do you mean by "go and work"? I have a job but I will still demand your money. How hard is that to understand?"


But the post is hilarious nau.

I love Uyai. She's unpretentious. Just says her thing as it is.

kushme:


Na so.

I just remembered something that happened few days ago between a neighborhood(ol' gee) and a fat female..

The guy is in his early 40s, not married, lives okay. Building his own house somewhere.

Wetin bring up the matter na when him say many fat girls get body odour, though the one him just discharge no get body odour. That was how the gist started oh.

Reason for discharging the lady is related to this topic. Oya let's go.

Bros dey for joint dey chill then he later called the landwhale(fat fvck) to come chill with him. After some minutes,she was with bros in the same spot. Them sabi each other wella, so him dey carry her go house, occasionally.

Then Ol' gee asked her what she cared for, all and all she consumed some chops and three bottles of malt.
Time to go house, they stopped at a gas-meat spot and bought some reasonable quantity. Ol'gee gave her the gas-meat to hold while he crossed to the other side to greet a friend.
Guess what, this fatty bum bum finished the it before he returned.

Bros, say since she don finish the gas-meat, make him buy some suya before they leave there. Note, gas-meat is different from Suya oh.

Na so bros buy the suya then they left. As dem reach house, chairman say make him enter bathroom shower, only to come out and find empty paper inside nylon folded as a trash already.

The Baba vex, but kept quiet and forced himself to sleep without doking her for the night. Suddenly, this mama woke our bros in the middle of the night say she dey hungry, not for sex oh. For Food.

With the irritating feelings wey Ol' gee get for the babe eating habit, he told her to go to the kitchen to fix herself anything she sees. Madam chop chop prepared a whole pack of spaghetti, I don't know how to believe that line, but he said she ate everything in one sitting. Ol' gee said, in the course of eating, landwhale, told him that, she cannot marry a poor man oh. That they don't eat all these kind of good food in her Father's house.

Then, I interrupted ol' gee, saying who no like better thing, so it is normal for rich men to marry poor women abi? Ol' gee shake my hand then continue the gist.

After she devour the whole chow with all those talks of not marry a poor man, Ol'gee say him na poor man, she say na lie, person wey give her wetin she ask, something where she no dey see for house no be poor man. After the eating and gist they went back to sleep.

Conclusion, Ol' gee say as they both wake, the goddess gluttony said, she dey hungry. Bros, say go kitchen go help yourself, her reply was, be romantic, common, prepare breakfast for the lady. There and then, ol gee change am for the girl, say make this be the last time she call am or come around. Eh chase her away, say make she carry the NGN200 wey she see on top table for transport...

Beebah2000:
No be by force to date. If you no wan feed another person daughter, then NO DATE.
Simple!!!

tollyboy5:

I just stylishly stated your end result.
Don't twist your words. You said women has no financial obligation in her marriage.
Even when the child ask "mummy buy biscuit for me"
You'll be like go and meet your father, the money he gave me is finished lol.
Stay blessed with your twisted thinking

UyaiIncomparabl:

Why do you guys put sex in the equation with money? You men are the instigators of this 'money for hand, back for ground'. Can't you all just spend money on your women without wanting her body in return?

UyaiIncomparabl:


I could have sent him more if I wanted. But, he was worth that 100N.

tollyboy5:

That's not true. I can't remember when last i saw #100 card.
I always sub from my bank. You will hardly see someone who sub from bank talk of #100 airtime.
You can't give what you don't have. You might have the heart of giving but you just don'thave it.
Stop covering your ass.
With all been said, if your husband wants you as full house wife plz just be that.
And have a blessed home

Animegirl:


See this one, then tell your fellow men to stop coming for us na. Stop deceiving yourself, you men can't do without us. We have your mumu buttons. Alpha male or not you must spend for the woman you love. Stop forming woke.

Me, immediately a guy say he loves me, he's my ATM.

UyaiIncomparabl:


You are blessed. I think most of them here are broke. Because men I meet outside don't think this way. But that Pansophist guy isn't broke, I wonder why he thinks this way.

GooodHardDick:
Who else also noticed that Nairaland females ain't commenting?

The post really pain dem no be small

UyaiIncomparabl:


Women are babies and forever will be. Doesn't make us irresponsible. Just as we would pamper our men too. The financial duties of a woman shouldn't be your business. A good woman steps in when she's needed.

Beebah2000:
No be by force to date. If you no wan feed another person daughter, then NO DATE.
Simple!!!

Foreseer:
My brother goodharddick, tel them abeg.

And it's not as if na only your goodharddick go de slam the pvsssyy ooh

Other investors go follow you de sample the kpormo.

UyaiIncomparabl:


But, men are entitled too. I was chatting with a guy last night and he begged me for airtime. We hadn't even gone half way and this guy just started laying down his life problems for me.

Fine and fresh guy o. I told him I would not send him. And that I don't give men my money. He called me " Olosho" and all other nonsense insults your gender uses when they can't have their way.

Guess what I did? I blocked the idiot. Yes, na me talk am.

Youngqueen:
Take your broke a** away punk. If u can't spend on your woman who then? Na pipu like you go tell woman say low cut fit her cos u no wan give money. Punk as* ni*ga

Beebah2000:
No be by force to date. If you no wan feed another person daughter, then NO DATE.
Simple!!!

GooodHardDick:


Your entitlement mentality is astonishing!. You really need urgent deliverance. hence, with this entitlement mentality of yours, see you see ritualist. Dem go use you do ritual very soon

Holluwhakemmy:
i'm working for your information, I don't depend on frustrated people like you from all your comments it shows you are not a responsible person. You are fake not real.

NGArmyTerrorist:
The Zoo future had been taken away by dogs! Sex, sex, sex and nothing but sex! Everything get time naa, haba; no tell me say "I no like sex ." The youths should start changing their mentality both girls and boys!

GooodHardDick:
Dear women,

Dating is not employment. You should not be maintained by the guy you are dating. If you're broke, get a job, not a boyfriend. If you say "love is caring", why must it be your boyfriend that must care financially for you? If you really believe that, why can't you financially care for him too? Do you hate him? Stop this Jezebelic manipulations. It is called entitlement mentality!

pansophist:


Why do you think one has to be broke to expect women to show up with equal contribution? To stay wealthy, you must make decisions that sustain wealth. You hardly see wealthy people marry poor people, those are nollywood nonsense. Check the elite class in Nigeria, they marry within themselves. Wake up, real life is realistic.

As an analogy, its easier to climb the staircase to the 5th floor when you're not carrying a woman on your shoulder, because she can use her legs. It's easier for two couples to go higher when each of them can carry their own weight, instead of the women burdening the man with hers. You can argue that men should provide more, then you'll have a point. But saying women should not do at all is a recipe for singledom. Only dumb men that do not know their direction in life will accept that condition.

Don't you also want to be the kind of woman that gives her a husband car as gift? Is sex and washing his clothes only how you'll show love to him? Don't you want him to feel convinced that you're with him not for his money? If economy goes bad and he looses income, will you guys become poor instantly? What kind of mentality do you have sef?

The only woman that I'll take serious with this "men are a provider crap" must also be the typical submissive, a virgin and must accept if I take multiple wives. I don't like selective application of culture. The bible says that a man should only pay bride price for virgins, so she must be one. Stop the hypocrisy abeg.

UyaiIncomparabl:


But, men are entitled too. I was chatting with a guy last night and he begged me for airtime. We hadn't even gone half way and this guy just started laying down his life problems for me.

Fine and fresh guy o. I told him I would not send him. And that I don't give men my money. He called me " Olosho" and all other nonsense insults your gender uses when they can't have their way.

Guess what I did? I blocked the idiot. Yes, na me talk am.

SolomonGrundy:
Why do I feel this story is made up

Acidosis:

A very perfect description

GooodHardDick:


This one is obviously in severe pains and frustration. So a responsible person should keep spending money on you na because he wants to earn the title "Responseible"? Werey. You're not the responsibility of any man until he is married to you. Stop depending on a man for money. He is not your father. If you need money, get a job. Not a boyfriend

Sammy101111:
This is the pure truth
Nigeria woman once you date and you sleeping with them they say you most provide for them and if you don't do enough they move to the next hot guy .

Now are days prostitute are even loyal and truthful than girlfriend .No heart break No over spending . i only spend when i need you .

The funniest things is that prostitutes can even please you more sexually than girlfriend

Relationship is a no area for me
I remember when i was dating a girl her phone screen spoil i had to fix it with my own money because she said she is broke and i work in ikeja so i told her to bring the phone to my shop she came after fixing the screen i had to test the screen to know if it is alright na there i see her alert of 150k in her account . i was like oh my God and me i had only 55 k in my account i had to even remove inside my own money to repair for her . From that day if any woman ask me money i screenshot all the loan app in nigeria and send it to them to borrow .

Beebah2000:
No be by force to date. If you no wan feed another person daughter, then NO DATE.
Simple!!!