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Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 5:12am On Mar 18, 2022 |
I went with My girlfriend to her house,cos her Mom invited me ... We arrived lately in the evening..,I was told to and meet her dad in the sitting room... before I meet her Mom...in the parlour I sat on a soft chair ..... after exchanging of pleasantries... Her dad brought out a liquor drink...in which I My self liked it ...so he told me to take some glasses but I only took one and excuses him to go and greet Mom... Her Mom was beautiful,if not not More beautiful than my girlfriend .... Her Mom was like,ohhh My gosh... My son in-law you are welcome... you are such an handsome young dude... So after that my girlfriend ask me to come over to her room.... When got in I told that her mom was such a beautiful woman have ever set My eyes on ... she was like what did you mean now....I thought and thought then ;Dthinket,thinker, ;Dthink thought and thinket again....I now say to her I think I have feelings for your Mom.... ... she was like only shit....oya go to the parlour and stay with My daddy..,.... When I got there, I started drinking before I knew it...I was intoxicated So I move closed to her dad and whisper to his ear .... sire I think I have feelings for your wife.... his father who very drunk shouted marry her ..... before you leave.... Just then My girlfriend dash in and asked me... are you drunk? I was like no but I does.....I stood up and held My hands around her waist and whisper to her ear ...I think I have feelings again for your Mom....we are getting married soon.... My girlfriend fainted .....so I ran away ..... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by FERNANDEZISBACK: 5:17am On Mar 18, 2022 |
What kind of funny and baseless story is this? Why did you have to end it so quick.. So what happened next..you married her or you didn't?tell me you did.. Are you that cute?how cute? 1 Like |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 5:20am On Mar 18, 2022 |
FERNANDEZISBACK:I just ran away,cos she fainted; don't worry imma gonna complete it |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by FERNANDEZISBACK: 5:24am On Mar 18, 2022 |
OKON125:You really ran away?you ended up leaving your girl? Okon is this story even true..if it is then please complete it now.. 1 Like |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 5:26am On Mar 18, 2022 |
FERNANDEZISBACK:I'll complete it |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by Franky70(m): 5:45am On Mar 18, 2022 |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by ukaface(f): 6:03am On Mar 18, 2022 |
Smh |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 6:16am On Mar 18, 2022 |
ukaface:shake your head very well |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by Boogyman557: 7:01am On Mar 18, 2022 |
Holly Gram U get LUCK sey dis 1 FUNNY! because I don de LOAD BULLET 4 my KALA, Na to come LOCATE u fas fas and BLAST BLAST ur left leg but dis 1 FUNNY.. so make I remove my BULLET b4 I use LAFF take BLAST PESIN left leg for my STREET here.. LITE UP my WEED in peace WTF MAN! 4 Likes |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 7:05am On Mar 18, 2022 |
Boogyman557:smiles ... this one just cracked u up right? 1 Like |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by Boogyman557: 7:11am On Mar 18, 2022 |
1 Like |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 7:12am On Mar 18, 2022 |
Boogyman557: 1 Like |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by Skyfornia(m): 7:15am On Mar 18, 2022 |
Not even funny |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 7:17am On Mar 18, 2022 |
Skyfornia:noticed :- |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by Uzomacharles: 9:30am On Mar 18, 2022 |
All these meth Boys.... 1 Like |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by Totilopussylick(m): 10:54am On Mar 18, 2022 |
But this joke ain't funny enough 2 Likes |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by Nobody: 11:53am On Mar 18, 2022 |
You dont mean it 2 Likes |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 1:05pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Johnnycastro18: |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 1:08pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Totilopussylick:it's aren't funny but you will have feelings for your grandma one day |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 1:09pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Uzomacharles: |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by DaInferno(m): 2:01pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
OKON125:dude, whatever it is that you're on, reduce the dosage 1 Like |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by respect80(m): 2:29pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
The only funny thing here is the fact that this story ain't funny at all |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by BeerBeerManiple: 3:53pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Becareful because you can never be the most high. Take your medication easy bruh. Many have come and many there is. |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by Nobody: 5:08pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Op, u are suffering from Oedipus complex Don't be like Oedipus who killed Laius because of Jacosta 1 Like |
Re: Just Laugh Before Over Seriousness Kill You by OKON125(m): 12:08am On Mar 19, 2022 |
Crimpsy: |
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