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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Babastrong(m): 5:39pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Never and ever.
the only thing they know me for is ruggedity. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by placeofallure(f): 5:41pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Sekoni003: We were in primary 5 when we saw condom in our teacher's cupboard. He was a young bachelor then, I think he was still schooling part time even. He was a dashing young man and he received female friends after closing hours. We knew because we do extra coaching. I liked him because he was a good teacher, strict disciplinarian, yet loving. He do make hot tea for the entire class when the weather is cold and he loved us, boys and girls, like his own. In short, we were free with him; even back then when you dare not look at your teacher in the face. It was that freedom that led us to his cupboard that day, dunno what we were searching for in particular before we stumbled on the CD. In our curiosity, we opened the seal and we were so thrilled to see a new kind of balloon. We took our balloon straight to the school tap and were more thrilled because as we filled it with water, it got bigger. We were cheering ourselves on and pouring the water from the balloon on ourselves. There were fewer people in school at the time, only extra mural teachers and their pupils. It was at this time he came back from wherever. He might have felt embarrassed but in our innocence we didn't see that. He just took charge. "Enough play time, get back to class and settle down!" He never told us what it was, he just told us not to touch this kind of balloon again. I was to find out on my own years, many, many years later. As for those things OP listed, I am a good girl. I have been from way back so no catching me with exhibits ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by TUTU147: 5:41pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
My own na love letter my elder sister see for my school uniform when she want wash.my people no be small thing oooo.i was in jss 2 by them. 1 Like |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by letitrainnow(m): 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Just realized |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Hdhdhd(m): 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Boogyman557: WTF MAN lols You got vibes 1 Like |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Nobody: 5:45pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Grandpa's burial I came to Benin in attendance with some few friends ( was still in school then) So sitting in my canopy mumsy done already direct food and drinks full everywhere. I thought she would be too busy that night but she saw the big jumbo and as I was dragging in weed smoke our eyes locked. Me: shocked Her: disappointed As she was coming towards me I just had to pass it to the back of the canopy and knowing she had already seen me smoking I asked my guys to pass me Benson which she eventually saw with me. She: so u smoke Me : momsy abeg... mumbling She: quickly pressed Tom Tom in my palms and walked away leaving me to explain to myself. I too go love that woman sha ![]() Popsy knows I drink and smoke but has never seen me smoke. One time after secondary school I got so drunk that I came home straight to bed. Imagine this man no see another person to lock the gates na me him dey find. Well he came to my room, saw my condition with vomit as evidence... them no tell am to close my door. The next couple of weeks na lecture on alcohol. I dread popsy's talk pass police cell. U go frustrate ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by donchyke1975: 5:45pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Non |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Omotosho1090905(m): 5:49pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Up until today I stopped indulging in it all never was I caught with them. None of it is bad until it becomes a habit |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Olam09(m): 5:50pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Candidlady: None.. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Slurity(m): 5:52pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Candidlady:I have never tasted any of these and will never. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by SweetDipBenny(m): 5:58pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Condom and weed. Mothers are too nosy |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by OmoOshodi(m): 6:00pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Enemyofpeace:i no go school
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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by LordReed(m): 6:02pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Candidlady: In my first term of secondary school I was a day student so I used to bring home game consoles from friends instead of studying. Omo na so them send me go boarding school kia kia. LMAO! 1 Like |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Pootle: 6:03pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
pros dont get caught |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Iceberg3: 6:04pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Candidlady: |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Bmaster(m): 6:05pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
yes for drinks. But fortunately,the na sachet pure water |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Dmacqh(m): 6:08pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
What about love letter ? My mumsy saw my love letter back in primary school . I was coming back from play when my playmate and nephew who didn’t come to play , told me that my mum showed my dad a letter I wrote . I was in primary 4 then . Immediately I turned back and headed to my maternal side . I didn’t go my paternal house because of that till I’m done with primary school . I had to live with my maternal grandma .. May her soul Rest In Peace . Another was during my JSS1 , I gave my guy the love letter to hide for me , his Aunty saw it and threatened to report me to my mother . Luckily it happened in my maternal side . So she didn’t see my mum to tell her. She came and saw my grandma and turned back . 1 Like |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Hausa(m): 6:09pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Late 2000s... 1. Mumsi saw a nylon of condoms in my back pocket that was shared at someone's birthday. Left it in my jean back pocket for days without a care in the world and even forgot about it. The next time I saw it was during Christmas in the village. She saw it, took it, and travelled with it to the village during Christmas to tell her people. 2. Woke up in the middle of the night to notice my mumsi singing Christian songs and lamenting. I checked and couldn't find my phone. Apparently, I was watching porn and slept off. She came back, saw it and... Omo. She didn't wake me. But soon as I woke up I knew I had screwed up. It was a bad porn cos the lady was using her genitals to smoke a cigarette. Mumsi must've seen it. She seized the phone and wouldn't give me back. I seized her phone till she released it. It was a sad situation. 5 Likes |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Kelvin3476: 6:09pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Candidlady:IS A GAME CONSOLE BAD ? |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by superCleanworks(m): 6:11pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Phock2sweet: Shut up and face your own demons. Everybody is hiding something |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Candidlady: 6:11pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
killmods: @bolded So my dad!!! Lmao |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Hausa(m): 6:13pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
placeofallure:I like how he was calm in handling the situation. 1 Like |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Jamesbiodun(m): 6:14pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
None ![]() |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Hausa(m): 6:15pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
killmods:Wow, interesting. I love how your mumsi handled the situation. |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by busayochic: 6:15pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Candidlady:Blue film nko? |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by obojememe: 6:20pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
u see beings for real ? Phock2sweet: |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Nobody: 6:23pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Hausa:Na sabi babe ![]() |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by JentuPrinz(m): 6:24pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Omo na wen I dey JSS class den,he get one of my friend wey get all dis mortar combat game.shey na Nintendo abi wetin Dem dey call am.I go rent d game from Friday to Monday,I dey carry am go house..sometimes I go rent am like #300,#500 from him.Omo I mumu den ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Nobody: 6:25pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
Candidlady:As in ehhn the wordings no get mate.. for my mind I go just be like i wish i can walk away but i dare not. And u must be standing upright too ![]() |
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Theevilone(m): 6:26pm On Mar 18, 2022 |
My grandma around 1998 caught me with almost finished cigarette at night, one guy Bonto suggested I should tell her I wasn’t smoking it that I picked it from the from to use it as light in search of udala/ akpalumo, what a senseless lies, she disciplined me that night shaa. |
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