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The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Nobody: 11:41am On Mar 19, 2022
There are ways a simp would behave towards a woman that i find very senseless, such as, being extremely chivalrous to a woman that doesn't deserve it because you're broke and you perceive she might leave if you don't do that, and demeaning yourself by keeping a cheating and disrespectful woman because she got a body like Rihanna's and a waist like Nicki Minaj's..

The one i hate most which i call the highest level of simping is to allow a woman to sit at your back on a motorcycle/ okada.. I can never do that.
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by DonJuan13: 11:49am On Mar 19, 2022
Legend, I stan.

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Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by FERNANDEZISBACK: 11:55am On Mar 19, 2022
Pareyz:
There are ways a simp would behave towards a woman that i find very senseless, such as, being extremely chivalrous to a woman that doesn't deserve it because you're broke and you perceive she might leave if you don't do that, and demeaning yourself by keeping a cheating and disrespectful woman because she got a body like Rihanna's and a waist like Nicki Minaj's..

The one i hate most which i call the highest level of simping is to allow a woman to sit at your back on a motorcycle/ okada.. I can never do that.
So allowing a woman sit at your back is now simping..you kids need to grow up and stop acting macho online...Take that thing to reality..
If it was your momma who requested to sit at your back..is that still simping..

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Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Nobody: 11:59am On Mar 19, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

So allowing a woman sit at your back is now simping..you kids need to grow up and stop acting macho online...Take that thing to reality..
If it was your momma who requested to sit at your back..is that still simping..

I can never allow a woman to sit at my back on a motorcycle. I'll rather trek a hundred miles to my destination. I won't downgrade myself to that level.

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Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by toujurs: 12:04pm On Mar 19, 2022
Pareyz:


I can never allow a woman to sit at my back on a motorcycle. I'll rather trek a hundred miles to my destination. I won't downgrade myself to that level.
This is serious o shocked, a lady sitting at the back isn't a disrespect, its even safer staying inside. Because of gallop, but most ladies prefer to stay inside for protective measures.
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by FERNANDEZISBACK: 12:05pm On Mar 19, 2022
Pareyz:


I can never allow a woman to sit at my back on a motorcycle. I'll rather trek a hundred miles to my destination. I won't downgrade myself to that level.
I respect that..
Enjoy.. kiss kiss

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Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Nobody: 12:08pm On Mar 19, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

I respect that..
Enjoy.. kiss kiss

Thanks..
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Nobody: 12:13pm On Mar 19, 2022
toujurs:
This is serious o shocked, a lady sitting at the back isn't a disrespect, its even safer staying inside. Because of gallop, but most ladies prefer to stay inside for protective measures.

They better stay inside..
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Blunttruth: 12:17pm On Mar 19, 2022
Pareyz:
There are ways a simp would behave towards a woman that i find very senseless, such as, being extremely chivalrous to a woman that doesn't deserve it because you're broke and you perceive she might leave if you don't do that, and demeaning yourself by keeping a cheating and disrespectful woman because she got a body like Rihanna's and a waist like Nicki Minaj's..

The one i hate most which i call the highest level of simping is to allow a woman to sit at your back on a motorcycle/ okada.. I can never do that.
. Being chivalrous or having courtesy towards a woman does not make you stupid or a fool. You feel so because you expect certain things in return because you were not brought up in an environment where women are cherished if you were you would realise it's nothing special. But you will do it if you hook up with a white woman because you want financial gains or paper, how are you different from the so called simp you described. cheesy

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Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 19, 2022
Blunttruth:

. Being chivalrous or having courtesy to a woman does not make you stupid or a fool. You feel so because you expect certain things in return because you were not brought up in an environment that women are cherished if you were you would realise it's nothing special. But you will do it if you hook up with a white woman because you want financial gains or paper, how are you different. cheesy

You make no sense bro, always writing out of context.. Read again and see the reason why he became chivalrous..
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Blunttruth: 12:31pm On Mar 19, 2022
Pareyz:


You make no sense bro, always writing out of context.. Read again and see the reason why he became chivalrous..

Of course I don't to you, because our level of reasoning imand comprehension is different.

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Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by SandraIkuboR(f): 12:35pm On Mar 19, 2022
angry
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Vinnie2000(m): 12:43pm On Mar 19, 2022
This word 'Simp/Simping' has been so Abused on this site! sad

Do users even use it in Real life? undecided
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Nobody: 12:43pm On Mar 19, 2022
Blunttruth:


Of course I don't to you, because our level of reasoning imand comprehension is different.

Yes our level of reasoning and comprehension can't be the same.. That's why you only saw the part that's about being chivalrous..
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Blunttruth: 12:49pm On Mar 19, 2022
Pareyz:


Yes our level of reasoning and comprehension can't be the same.. That's why you only saw the part that's about being chivalrous..
What the other part about bike, makes no sense either. Does sitting in-between make your balls smaller? You have a small mind young man and a long way to go. Realising this I will stop here cause I don't engage with people with tiny minds.
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by Nobody: 1:12pm On Mar 19, 2022
Blunttruth:

What the other part about bike, makes no sense either. Does sitting in-between make your balls smaller? You have a small mind young man and a long way to go. Realising this I will stop here cause I don't engage with people with tiny minds.

Okay, go away lil simp..
Re: The Biggest Simping Act Ever by sheanzy(m): 1:50pm On Mar 19, 2022
Pareyz:
There are ways a simp would behave towards a woman that i find very senseless, such as, being extremely chivalrous to a woman that doesn't deserve it because you're broke and you perceive she might leave if you don't do that, and demeaning yourself by keeping a cheating and disrespectful woman because she got a body like Rihanna's and a waist like Nicki Minaj's..

The one i hate most which i call the highest level of simping is to allow a woman to sit at your back on a motorcycle/ okada.. I can never do that.
can't remember the last time I entered bike talkess of sharing it with someone

You guys are really suffering

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