Good Evening guys,

I saw this somewhere so I just decided to drop this here.

"I was in my room last night when my neighbour started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "
I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand. When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my neighbour inside her sitting room.

Other neighbours joined me with their heavy sticks. We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you evil snake!".
I wanted to be a hero that night, so I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with red eyes.

Then, I said if I count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA seized the light and deep darkness covered the room. Omo come and see stampede in the room.

The worst part was that none of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping haphazardly like reggae dancers on stage, because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs while some climbed the center table.

I found myself on top of the fridge. We were just hitting one another with our sticks thinking it was the snake! If somebody mistakenly touches another person, a heavy wood will hit the person with immediate alacrity.

As I was standing on the fridge, few seconds later something soft touched my ankle! Omo I didn't waste time in hitting the thing with my big stick. Immediately, I heard a cry in the room. Somebody was shouting "Jesus! My head oo! Who hit me?"

It was then I realized that I had hit a human being. I moved blindly forward to console the person, then I mistakenly fell from the fridge and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's knee! Almost immediately, a heavy wood landed on my hand.

I shouted, "Blood of God who hit me?"
Papa Emeka shouted, "Jesus, Noble Prince no vex na me, I think say na the snake touch me."

Few seconds later Nepa restored the power and everywhere became bright again. I looked up and saw papa David hanging on the ceiling fan.

Papa Femi was almost inside the water dispenser bottle. Papa Philip was inside wardrobe and Papa Emeka was holding the bulb, hanging in the air. To cut the story short, we were able to kill the snake, but everyone left the room quietly with swollen body parts.

https://mobile.twitter.com/EmekaAmakeze/status/1500227338096807937

Enjoy your evening...

How did the matter end, what happened to the snake?

Still coming....

The end of the struggle..

Laff wan finish me.

What a scenario.

The snake sef go confuse at the brouhaha.


Some people with their wild imaginations tho.

Lol

I needed this laugh

So funny
I enjoyed this.

Snake from the pit of hell.

Zonefree:
Snake from the pit of hell.

I stil dey imagine how the snake tak rob mind with Nepa to perform day magic at dat time.

mad o

The snake too is your second neighbor

Talk to Lala so that he'll call his boys abi pets to order

Lala will be pleased

I smell lies.. this is all fabricated, old and still funny

This is a proper case of when the bush meat catch the hunter.

funny but old story

wahaala

Wtf

Laugh wants to finish me!! Lmao . see as our house keeper dey look me! Like mad person ..


Rotflmfao


°°°°wish iwas stoned reading this sh1t.. °°°° omg lwbmfh

Sounds fictional but funny

Dry

Old but gold

Ah don laugh tire

Hyperbolic story. But I laughed hard.

lol.................. op you made my day, i had a rough day at work today, but thanks to this story, i will have to laugh until i get home

TheManOfTheYear:
Sounds fictional but funny

Sounds??!

Fiction is written totally over every inch of that post!

In Nigeria power restored after few seconds?

I thank God I was not inside that room..I for shit fir my trouser ...being in a dark room with snake ...no funny