Have you ever caught people having sex?

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Severally and I've been caught too

donchyke1975:
Severally and I've been caught too

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Thought not caught but they were having sex right inside school hostel then in oau with other people on the hostel oo
I’m talking about full boys hostel oo
Chai

Only on videos, like the one one Ghanaian pastor was caught having sex with one lady inside church and ontop pulpit.
I weak

I caught a guy and one girl having sex. While the guy was busy digging, she was operating her phone and telling the guy to do fast so that she can go home. And I just stood there watching them like a security guard.

A friend who claimed to be a virgin, I actually believed him. Until I barged into his house, peeped through the window because of the sound I was hearing .
Brothers and sisters, I saw my guy untop this lady and he is not moving, I guess because of my initial knock on the door.

na normal practice back then for hood..we de catch hornny people for nites especially for back of parked trailer or inside spoilt danfo..
remember d funniest na wen I catch one bros with my neighbor pikin wey i don de eye n toast since bt she no gree
say mk i rush piss n continue ucl match wen I start to de hear moans inside danfo..
I pep n was both in wheelbarrow style, I just called d bea name n dey both stopped n started begging me not to cause a scene..
the bros promised to send me 15k doze n de bea promised to come ous dt weekend to compensate me..
I ignored both offer n left while dey both continued bcoz I dey run such too..
d bross visited her d next week, saw me n gave me 5k cash n said dt am a real gee n i collected, d bea started replying my chats on 2go asking me if she can come over to deliver her promise bt i stood on dt NO bcoz dt lust n urge for her left dt nite i saw dt guy digging her like king nasir..

paulolee:
na normal practice back then for hood..we de catch hornny people for nites especially for back of parked trailer or inside spoilt danfo..
remember d funniest na wen I catch one bros with my neighbor pikin wey i don de eye n toast since bt she no gree
say mk i rush piss n continue ucl match wen I start to de hear moans inside danfo..
I pep n was both in wheelbarrow style, I just called d bea name n dey both stopped n started begging me not to cause a scene..
the bros promised to send me 15k doze n de bea promised to come ous dt weekend to compensate me..
I ignored both offer n left while dey both continued bcoz I dey run such too..
d bross visited her d next week, saw me n gave me 5k cash n said dt am a real gee n i collected, d bea started replying my chats on 2go asking me if she can come over to deliver her promise bt i stood on dt NO bcoz dt lust n urge for her left dt nite i saw dt guy digging her like king nasir..

Correct guy

That was in campus. My roommate told me excitedly to peep on our Neighbour. The guy was bonking the girl like mad

I caught two people ducking in my place of work, cause we have cctv everywhere

The guy was just riding her like a stallion
Omo naso I just pass there come do like say I de find the banny, na so I spoil their parole

Nothing like "caught" having sex,
It should be have seen people having sex ?
If you run up on me having sex na better fight we go fight
I can't have you invading my privacy

Yes my roommate back then in school, I caught them doing doggy, omo I don't even know I just enter and saw them... Immediately I entered the guy withdraw from her, I see long big dick my roommate dey collect!

I have been caught too by my aunty, e no funny shame nearly kill me.

Benki003:
I caught two people ducking in my place of work, cause we have cctv everywhere

The guy was just riding her like a stallion
Omo naso I just pass there come do like say I de find the banny, na so I spoil their parole

Wickedness

So d dick com enta ur eyes!hmmmmmm

SilentQueen:
Yes my roommate back then in school, I caught them doing doggy, omo I don't even know I just enter and saw them... Immediately I entered the guy withdraw from her, I see long big dick my roommate dey collect!

I have been caught too by my aunty, e no funny shame nearly kill me.

SilentQueen:
Yes my roommate back then in school, I caught them doing doggy, omo I don't even know I just enter and saw them... Immediately I entered the guy withdraw from her, I see long big dick my roommate dey collect!

I have been caught too by my aunty, e no funny shame nearly kill me.

The craziest here

You like it big and long

You guys who have sex in places with poor privacy... osuba re re o

It happened to me in my 100level in the university .
I was still a virgin at 20years.
I went to the male hostel of the teaching hospital to check on my elder brother that evening but he wasn’t in. It was around 8:30pm or so. He had probably gone to read in their lecture hall.
That time there were no mobile phones or gsm networks. This was either 2000 or 2001.
So on my way out of the hostel I was passing one of the rooms but the door was like half open.
I Heard some moans and sounds from the room and turned to look and what I saw made me stop immediately.
One of my elder brother’s classmate was a Lebanese guy like that. He was on top of his naija gf, seriously pounding her in the missionary position. The girl na naija girl and she was facing the door. Light was on and everything. After a few seconds she saw me and didn’t say anything but started smiling at me mischievously as the guy continued knacking. He never saw me.
It was the first time I was seeing people fvc.king in real life and I was frozen for a few minutes. Na so dis babe continue to look me dey smile. The babe fine with big pointy boobs and nice ass.
I managed to pull myself away after some minutes not because I was tired of seeing what I was seeing but I didn’t want to be caught by the guy or someone walking down the hall.
So I went round to the window and watched a bit more of the live action show before finally leaving.

You say "caught" like having sex is illegal

SilentQueen:
Yes my roommate back then in school, I caught them doing doggy, omo I don't even know I just enter and saw them... Immediately I entered the guy withdraw from her, I see long big dick my roommate dey collect!

I have been caught too by my aunty, e no funny shame nearly kill me.

a hairyballs nigga is behind this account.
Keep deceiving yourself

I caught my ex girlfriend mother having sex with my neighbor she didn't know I was living in that house

AntiAPC2023:
a hairyballs nigga is behind this account.
Keep deceiving yourself

you must be a fool! How will you conclude this...check my profile

BestMan001:


The craziest here

You like it big and long

yes I love it big and long!!!

SilentQueen:
you must be a fool! How will you conclude this...check my profile

idiot do I look like the kind of person you can easily deceive?
I pity the dumb asses that will send you a PM alright.
You this gay scammer

AntiAPC2023:
idiot do I look like the kind of person you can easily deceive?
I pity the dumb asses that will send you a PM alright.
You this gay scammer

Omg who is this useless person...Abi Ogun go kee you nii..pls stay away from me, have been a Nairaland member since 6years now! so am not fake!!!

SilentQueen:
Omg who is this useless person...Abi Ogun go kee you nii..pls stay away from me, have been a Nairaland member since 6years now! so am not fake!!!

I'm watching you on this Forum

I'll expose your gay ass

AntiAPC2023:
I'm watching you on this Forum

I'll expose your gay ass

Instead why not Watch your pathetic life! Anyways you will get tired of watching, nothing to hide...oloriburuku

AntiAPC2023:
I'm watching you on this Forum

I'll expose your gay ass

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Na people Dey catch me, I barely catch people
School life sha

Smiles,,we sell different kinds of footwears both male and female pls patronize ur baby girl o

I remember when I was very young, a friend of mine whose house is beside ours ran to our house to come and see what is happening in his landlord's sitting room. And we were so naive then. We quickly ran together to the his landlord's window and peeped through the window, alas, what I saw that night baffled me a lot. The man just finished bonking one lady whose face I couldn't pick but from her dressing she happens to be one of these Muslim faithful and she has her hijab on. They were already done and dressing up by the time we got there. Though the man was a randy man who can trade his house rent for rounds of sex, the wife was not living with him and he is late now. May God forgive me and Ochuko for invading an elderly man's privacy

SilentQueen:
Instead why not Watch your pathetic life! Anyways you will get tired of watching, nothing to hide...oloriburuku

take down that girl's picture on your profile before God punish you