Totilopussylick:
Kenyans that can not speak English over here

Spandau Sp£rm:


I just crawled out from a wretched hole is where I am typing from.

obembet:
Nigerians always turn to one whenever other Africa countries want to mess up with them

Zico5:
Kenya of all people. Buhari is just a collosal calamity. All and sundry are just ridiculing us because of one manguine in Aso rock that knows nothing about life not to talk of governance.

Coldie:
Nigerians are the only few Africans that sound different, from Zimbabwe to Uganda to Kenya all of them have very funny accents.

I remember you once asking a Kenyan if they speak French in their country cause their English sounds like French to me

placeofallure:
Like seriously?

I wanna hug Zaharaddeen Nuhu Pakka right now. No one should tell me it's Haram, just a bear hug!

Timijo:
This is to show that Nigerians are the best speakers and users of the English language in Africa and other parts of the world. The Kenyan guy and many others might not even notice the mistakes you pointed out. This means that our mistakes surpass their understanding.
We are deeply rooted in the English language in Nigeria but we are not counted as an English speaking country. Only South Africa is recognised as an English speaking country in Africa. But why? Ghana, Nigeria, South Africa, etc. were all colonised by the British. Why are we not recognised? Is this not a double standard?

Coldie:
Nigerians are the only few Africans that sound different, from Zimbabwe to Uganda to Kenya all of them have very funny accents.

I remember you once asking a Kenyan if they speak French in their country cause their English sounds like French to me

iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply.

100% oppression and confidence.

Snakedoctor1:

That was savage. Hahaha

They only translate Swahili to English on Google and they start with the funniest accent in Africa. The substitution of letter "l" with "r" is second to none in the world with word like "seven" pronounce "seeviin".

And you know what, their superiority complex no be here. They say they are the Europe in Africa. All of them with big big front teeth except Uhuru Kenyatta.

Their men like woman like Kai. Many were brought as "cargo" from south Africa during the HIV pandemic lol.
Abegiii

Transcriber:
I am him hug me.. real hug with passion

Timijo:
This is to show that Nigerians are the best speakers and users of the English language in Africa and other parts of the world. The Kenyan guy and many others might not even notice the mistakes you pointed out. This means that our mistakes surpass their understanding.
We are deeply rooted in the English language in Nigeria but we are not counted as an English speaking country. Only South Africa is recognised as an English speaking country in Africa. But why? Ghana, Nigeria, South Africa, etc. were all colonised by the British. Why are we not recognised? Is this not a double standard?

Heavensent01:
Nigerian a divided country within but over united outside




we just dey deceive ourselves with disunity, las las our heroes past labour will not go in vain

iLegendd:


He was probably replying with ANGER to defend his country and forgot to proofread. We've all been there. Emotions!

From the way he writes with confidence, he knows his onion. Na just normal human error from his negligence to reread three times before clicking send.

cosmos1440:
Collins Sakamoto,
You just made my day.
I will search for, and start following you on twitter.
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May be the Masai herdsman came across
some Nigerian pidgin-english and he wanted to start forming Vandamme.

pascalbenz:
Saw dis some where and felt like sharing ...

Snakedoctor1:

That was savage. Hahaha

They only translate Swahili to English on Google and they start with the funniest accent in Africa. The substitution of letter "l" with "r" is second to none in the world with word like "seven" pronounce "seeviin".

And you know what, their superiority complex no be here. They say they are the Europe in Africa. All of them with big big front teeth except Uhuru Kenyatta.

Their men like woman like Kai. Many were brought as "cargo" from south Africa during the HIV pandemic lol.
Abegiii

mmsen:
Africans arguing over who speaks the invader's language better.

Pure stupidity.

SmartPolician:


Ghanaian English accent sounds like Nigerian.

BTW, the BBC gave Nigeria's English accent the best in the world for decades.

PS: The English accent in northern Nigeria is different from that in the south.

Health360:
The reason why I will never live in any other African country aside Nigeria is coz of their annoying accent while they speak English. It's either am speaking as a Nigerian or I speak like Ndi nwe D language . Honestly I can't wish my future children such because I go dey vex if Dem Dey talk

Bahamas95:
I can't believe that mumu Kenyan tried to mock us.....I was watching a Kenyan movie sometime ago and I struggled to understand what they were saying. If you don't attentively you won't even know they're speaking English. It sounded like vernacular, very annoying and primitive accent.

Even their dressing is old school. Villagers in Nigeria got a better dress sense than the so-called civilized Kenyans.

obembet:
Nigerians always turn to one whenever other Africa countries want to mess up with them

Fuckingmallam45:

Let me answer this question.
There seems to be a lot of confusion around the term native speaker.

One can understand why.

Native means born, and nobody is born speaking a language.

So what does native speaker mean?

It means simply that English was the first language you learned to speak, the language you learned from your mother or your caretaker when you were an infant.

Most Nigerians are not native speakers of English.

Most Nigerians speak English as a second language.

That doesn't mean that they don't speak English with native-like fluency.

Since they were probably educated in English, they may well speak, read, and write in English better than in their native language.

Nevertheless, unless English was the first language you learned to speak, English is not your native language.