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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by paragon10(m): 9:17pm On Mar 30, 2022
9ja no send common man
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by ennyj01(m): 9:19pm On Mar 30, 2022
paragon10:
9ja no send common man


Sad and bitter truth

E bitter pass YOYO BITTERS lipsrsealed
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by nabzguy: 11:09pm On Mar 30, 2022
ennyj01:
Thinking out loud

Why does government agencies keep frustrating graduates when it comes to job
Why is government always slow in things that matter the most

Looking at it critically, are we really sure the connected will leave any slot for we the common man

Flash back from the last DPR recruitment is a thing that can't be forgotten anytime soon. I can remember how some popular figures in the thread kept shouting MERIT! MERIT!! MERIT!!! like we were waiting for the second coming of Christ undecided. When APL finally landed, they were the first to deactivate grin

Anyways, I don't even know what I am saying. I am just thinking out loud cheesy
Nigerians are wicked people, once they occupy a small position, they turn their selves to stumbling block for others. It's our nature to be wicked, in private firms owned by foreigners it's always the black man at the top that frustrates better welfare package for his country men. We have alot of SADISTS in Nigeria.

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by jindus: 12:05am On Mar 31, 2022
adeakin777:
Please, pardon my outburst. I just want to know if there is something fundamentally wrong with Nigerian Agencies/parastatals? None, I mean none of the agencies I have applied for has ever commenced and concluded(some were never even concluded) a recruitment in less than 15 months; NNPC, NLNG, FIRS, DPR, NCDMB. I mean none! I have been in the private industry space for a while now and it doesn't take anywhere near this long to complete a recruitment process. Heck! even multinationals that pay over 3 to 5 times what these agencies pay do not take that long. Will this ever change?
I just want to implore those of us that will successfully be employed into this agency, we can really do better. our leaders in every facet of anything 'Nigerian' has failed us and if this trend continues, we may not even have a country to look towards in the next decade. Gosh, we can really do better.

#feelingdowntrodden
Is the duration the major cause for concern?
What about the sale of slots?
Someone here beat his chest saying slots will be sold like it's okay.
A few greedy people will corner what belongs to the public.
We have a lot of twisted and unstable minds in Nigeria and things won't change because we're not ready for a change and our system allows the rot.
I wonder in whose image and likeness God really created Nigerians.

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by Prettypearl021(f): 12:20am On Mar 31, 2022
jindus:

Is the duration the major cause for concern?
What about the sale of slots?
Someone here beat his chest saying slots will be sold like it's okay.
A few greedy people will corner what belongs to the public.
We have a lot of twisted and unstable minds in Nigeria and things won't change because we're not ready for a change and our system allows the rot.
I wonder in whose image and likeness God really created Nigerians.
My dear, Your last line burst my head grin

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by Gabicon20: 5:53am On Mar 31, 2022
jindus:

Is the duration the major cause for concern?
What about the sale of slots?
Someone here beat his chest saying slots will be sold like it's okay.
A few greedy people will corner what belongs to the public.
We have a lot of twisted and unstable minds in Nigeria and things won't change because we're not ready for a change and our system allows the rot.
I wonder in whose image and likeness God really created Nigerians.
And then selling of slots is not the problem of Nigeria either. Let me engage u Sir. Do u know that those who buy the slots are ALSO NIGERIANS who have the right to work in those agencies and are most times qualified for d job in fact sometimes they are more qualified than those crying over job sales? Take for instance if there are 1000job vacancies and 10million unemployed graduates. If u like sell d job or take by merit, u will still be left with 9,999,000 graduates after the recruitment and both d 1000graduates who got d job either by merit or racketering and the remaining 9999000graduates who didnt get d job are all nigerians who atleast deserve to be employed. The real problem is that
1. our POPULATION has outgrown the available job vacancies because past leaders were not proactive and hence didn't plan ahead to gradually create additional jobs as the population grows. so u advertise 1500 job vacancy and abt 5million people applies and then about 1million out of 5million are qualified for d job. Let's be sincere if u are connected enough in such an agency and one of the qualified 1million is your brother what would u do? Get even the united states of America into such a state and u must see buying and selling of jobs in d US because naturally that is what happens when d "demand for a free essential commodity is far higher than the supply". NB; it will be worse in the coming years because this present set of leaders aren't any better and are repeating the same mistake as d past leaders.
2. Our education system has been murdered already so everybody targets the certificate and not the knowledge. They are so many courses that a bulk of its graduates ought to be employers and not employees but u find 99% of those graduates queuing for job even the 1st and upper class holders because they went through the department for the certificate and gained zero knowledge. Consequently the number of job applicants increases rapidly. Do u know they are engineering graduates in this country who didn't do ONE PRATICAL in d university? Have u wondered why a 1st class business management graduate is unemployed in Nigeria for 5yrs and still carries file looking for job?
3. The ECONOMY has been bad and is presently worse. The implications of this are
a. It makes d business environment unfavourable for intending entrepreneurs and directly increases the number of people queuing for the job.
b. It affects the productivity of graduates. A good percentage of students struggle through school financially and come 4rm backgrounds where family is already waiting for them to graduate and get a job so that everybody can have a taste of good life and then there is no stipend from d govt upon graduation. u know what this does to an intelligent graduate who did a creative course 4rm the university? IT KILLS HIS SENSE OF INVENTION. He's hungry, his younger ones are depending on him, he can never think about inventing anything new with d knowledge he has gained so even if he must act is to get a menear job to foot his bills for the moment and most of the time this is something outside his field and then in less than how many years he has forgotten everything he studied from school and has become UNEMPLOYABLE. If u want to know this ask urself right now to define ur course,. For instance if u studied mechanical engineering ask urself; what is mechanical engineering? If u are given 1hr to speak about mechanical engineering, how many minutes can u speak? This is why I told u that most times those that buy the job are even more qualified.
u see the problem of Nigeria is complex, its NOT job buying and selling and the solution cannot be spontaneous bcoz the problem didn't just happen overnight. The best we can do now is to vote and install visionary leaders who can think outside the box, identify the problems and START proffering solutions. It can't be done in just one day, maybe one tenor(4yrs) isn't enough, maybe 8yrs isn't enough but we must start now if we must save the next generation. AND FOR WE THE GRADUATES, WE MUST START THINKING OF WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THE KNOWLEDGE AND NOT JUST WHAT WE CAN GET WITH THE CERTIFICATE.

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by T4kbaba(m): 6:32am On Mar 31, 2022
jindus:

Is the duration the major cause for concern?
What about the sale of slots?
Someone here beat his chest saying slots will be sold like it's okay.
A few greedy people will corner what belongs to the public.
We have a lot of twisted and unstable minds in Nigeria and things won't change because we're not ready for a change and our system allows the rot.
I wonder in whose image and likeness God really created Nigerians.
Mostly Satani
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by ecowas: 7:27am On Mar 31, 2022
Newcastle2023:

Absolutely!
We're assuming duties next month (April, 2022) by God's grace. We expect to hear back from them before the end of this month (March, 2022).

Today na March, 2morrow na April, Bros Newcastle are we still starting work?

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by T4kbaba(m): 8:10am On Mar 31, 2022
ecowas:


Today na March, 2morrow na April, Bros Newcastle are we still starting work?

You don't have Simbi's number

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by Dedonrukky: 11:38am On Mar 31, 2022
ecowas:


Today na March, 2morrow na April, Bros Newcastle are we still starting work?

Is Newcastle same as NCDMB?

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by jasonex4(m): 12:15pm On Mar 31, 2022
Dedonrukky:


Is Newcastle same as NCDMB?

Nor worry when we reach Content Towers eh, remind me make i buy you one bottle for this statement
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by rchwiz: 6:43pm On Mar 31, 2022
ecowas:


Today na March, 2morrow na April, Bros Newcastle are we still starting work?

Newcastle2023. If you take out 'New' and 'Cast' from his Nairaland's moniker and do some little tweaking ['News' and 'Cast'], you can agree with me that his Moniker reflects on his info as he keeps dishing out Casted News, back to back. angry

Sheeples, I come in peace, pls. kiss
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by nabzguy: 6:53pm On Mar 31, 2022
rchwiz:


Newcastle2023. If you take out 'New' and 'Cast' from his Nairaland's moniker and do some little tweaking ['News' and 'Cast'], you can agree with me that his Moniker reflects on his info as he keeps dishing out Casted News, back to back. angry

Sheeples, I come in peace, pls. kiss
Is this a case of him who have ear's let him hear?
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by T4kbaba(m): 7:06pm On Mar 31, 2022
rchwiz:


Newcastle2023. If you take out 'New' and 'Cast' from his Nairaland's moniker and do some little tweaking ['News' and 'Cast'], you can agree with me that his Moniker reflects on his info as he keeps dishing out Casted News, back to back. angry

Sheeples, I come in peace, pls. kiss

Naa DAFMlS l will call for you.
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by rchwiz: 7:08pm On Mar 31, 2022
Realinfo2021:
. Pls nothing like APL direct expect mail for interview from tmrow,wishing everyone success

Right here: Realinfo2021 FakeInfo2021, is his cousin.

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by rchwiz: 7:17pm On Mar 31, 2022
T4kbaba:


Naa DAFMlS l will call for you.

That one is a low budget criminal looking for who to dupe. He should buy the imaginary 'slots' for his family members.

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by jjj37: 7:36pm On Mar 31, 2022
rchwiz:


Newcastle2023. If you take out 'New' and 'Cast' from his Nairaland's moniker and do some little tweaking ['News' and 'Cast'], you can agree with me that his Moniker reflects on his info as he keeps dishing out Casted News, back to back. angry

Sheeples, I come in peace, pls. kiss

And the funny part is that we don't even know if it's one secondary school kid behind the keypad catching fun.. i mean its suprising for a grown up adult to be dishing out infos with zero percent success rate back to back for a period covering almost 2yrs now without relenting, ah ah haba.. Are you a Psycho?
it's tiring when you login looking forward to a good intel then boom this guy with his usual "prepare october is sure, we are resuming next week, our computer is ready etc".. are you not tired of all these rough play?? anonymous is really bleeped.!!

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by rchwiz: 7:55pm On Mar 31, 2022
jjj37:

His disciples will soon come after you oh. I no dey ooh.. grin

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by NekkyCee(f): 8:31pm On Mar 31, 2022
Haba naaaa. cryOga sir Jjj37 but nobody pointed a gun at you to accept any info given here na. The Info disseminated here is freely given. It's very simple, accept it or reject it and move on. This is 9ja. We know how challenging and dynamic recruitments into FederalAgencies can be. There's really no need for these comments. Bros you sef check am na. I truly understand how you feel about this situation; trust me most of us feel the same way too. See, this life dey very simple ooo na we just dey make am complicated. Just try to remain calm. All will be well laslas. I wish us all the best and hopefully we share a bottle of Carlo Rossi/ Apothic soon. Cheers! wink
jjj37:


And the funny part is that we don't even know if it's one secondary school kid behind the keypad catching fun.. i mean its suprising for a grown up adult to be dishing out infos with zero percent success rate back to back for a period covering almost 2yrs now without relenting, ah ah haba.. Are you a Psycho?
it's tiring when you login looking forward to a good intel then boom this guy with his usual "prepare october is sure, we are resuming next week, our computer is ready etc".. are you not tired of all these rough play?? anonymous is really bleeped.!!

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by SatB: 9:48pm On Mar 31, 2022
NekkyCee:
Haba naaaa. cryOga sir Jjj37 but nobody pointed a gun at you to accept any info given here na. The Info disseminated here is freely given. It's very simple, accept it or reject it and move on. This is 9ja. We know how challenging and dynamic recruitments into FederalAgencies can be. There's really no need for these comments. Bros you sef check am na. I truly understand how you feel about this situation; trust me most of us feel the same way too. See, this life dey very simple ooo na we just dey make am complicated. Just try to remain calm. All will be well laslas. I wish us all the best and hopefully we share a bottle of Carlo Rossi/ Apothic soon. Cheers! wink

@NekkyCee, welcome back to us after about or exactly 96 good days.

Yes, there are 2 types of people on this thread, those who went to school for knowledge and those who went for collection of certificates; Your high level of maturity which I observed long back has defined you to be the former.

The world is watching every one of us in different ways including what you type on this thread/ social media; this, and numerous ways in which you carry your self / present yourself to the world will surely shape your destiny.

Be guided!

As for NekkyCee and your like, keep it up with the high level of maturity. I salute you.
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by ProIT: 10:01pm On Mar 31, 2022
Keep hope alive!
It'd be fun to meet ya'll at the tower though.

I doubt if this thread would be closed even after APL. Haha.

Been fun.

We've known ourselves for almost two years! We fight, banter, raise hopes, crack jokes.
In the end we have a lot of things in common; the desire to be better, live better and earn better.

NCDMB recruitment would favor us all God willing, irrespective of how long it's taken.

Character is what defines you. Anonymous ID (on nairaland) or not, your character is always displayed.
I hope we maintain the same energy in person.

I hope we are all happy with what is now known as our character.

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by DAFMIS(m): 11:50pm On Mar 31, 2022
You see why I came hard on you to stop given date of APL to these (fee selected) kids here?)

I don’t have your contact but I believe you’ve made reasonable friends here in NL. I will advise you to speak with those your friends offline should incase of any new information. These online people will never appreciate you. Those who will appreciate your information are those who already have your contact. The rest na intelligent chuildren in good private tertiary institutions at Maiatama.

@Newcastle & concerned others.

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by Newcastle2023(m): 11:54pm On Mar 31, 2022
The update I shared was that we will assume duties in April. I didn't say April 1st. April has 30 days in it.

I also said we expect to hear back from them before the end of March. The key word is EXPECT.

Let's calm down and see how it pans out.

I no be ES oh!

For the bitter, unreasonable and frustrated individuals here, I no owe you shi shi!

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by Newcastle2023(m): 11:59pm On Mar 31, 2022
DAFMIS:

@Newcastle & concerned others.
I understand you my brother and I appreciate your concern. The truth is those few ignorant, sadistic and narrow minded individuals don't mean nothing to me.

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by SatB: 4:13am On Apr 01, 2022
Welcome to April (2022).

May it be a blissful one of the 22 months that brought us this far.

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by AbdulAkpan: 5:11am On Apr 01, 2022
Good morning my fellow hopefuls, my source said he contacted Simbi Wabote, who told him the recruitment is cancelled.

Whether he is being truthful or lied to me, so I can stop disturbing him, is what I can't explain.

@ Newcastle and others, thank you for your update. Please, keep it up.

How I wish this is not happening.
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by SatB: 6:25am On Apr 01, 2022
AbdulAkpan:
Good morning my fellow hopefuls, my source said he contacted Simbi Wabote, who told him the recruitment is cancelled.

Whether he is being truthful or lied to me, so I can stop disturbing him, is what I can't explain.

@ Newcastle and others, thank you for your update. Please, keep it up.

How I wish this is not happening.

April Fool!

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by ulaeto: 6:52am On Apr 01, 2022
Newcastle2023:
The update I shared was that we will be assuming duties in April. I didn't say April 1st. April has 30 days in it.

I also said we expect to hear back from them before the end of March. The key word is EXPECT.

Let's calm down and see how it pans out.

I no be ES oh!

For the bitter, unreasonable and frustrated individuals here, I no owe you shi shi!

Guy calm down and act responsibly. i respect your doggedness but you must not spill everything you feel or hear all the time, do a self analysis or evaluation sometimes and pass. that's how to act maturedly and command respect. like they say, your records speaks, you can check them out yourself. Good morning to all!!

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by mart101: 7:04am On Apr 01, 2022
I dont have you contact nor do I know you, normally I've been on this thread all through the process until recently have I started posting and that's because of the unfair way and manner folks troll those ho try to give info based on what the heard. @Newcastle, once again you own none anything. I've you have info drop it. The matured for anyone to do is just ignore it and let those who want to believe carry on. It's a free space and bullying isnt allowed in cyberspace. No need of insults


Newcastle2023:
The update I shared was that we will be assuming duties in April. I didn't say April 1st. April has 30 days in it.

I also said we expect to hear back from them before the end of March. The key word is EXPECT.

Let's calm down and see how it pans out.

I no be ES oh!

For the bitter, unreasonable and frustrated individuals here, I no owe you shi shi!

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by nabzguy: 7:18am On Apr 01, 2022
AbdulAkpan:
Good morning my fellow hopefuls, my source said he contacted Simbi Wabote, who told him the recruitment is cancelled.

Whether he is being truthful or lied to me, so I can stop disturbing him, is what I can't explain.

@ Newcastle and others, thank you for your update. Please, keep it up.

How I wish this is not happening.
True it is cancelled.
Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by nabzguy: 7:20am On Apr 01, 2022
Newcastle2023:
The update I shared was that we will be assuming duties in April. I didn't say April 1st. April has 30 days in it.

I also said we expect to hear back from them before the end of March. The key word is EXPECT.

Let's calm down and see how it pans out.

I no be ES oh!

For the bitter, unreasonable and frustrated individuals here, I no owe you shi shi!
And the April doesn't have a year attached to it also. grin

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Re: NCDMB 2020 Oil and Gas EH & GT Jobs by jjj37: 7:30am On Apr 01, 2022
NekkyCee:
Haba naaaa. cryOga sir Jjj37 but nobody pointed a gun at you to accept any info given here na. The Info disseminated here is freely given. It's very simple, accept it or reject it and move on. This is 9ja. We know how challenging and dynamic recruitments into FederalAgencies can be. There's really no need for these comments. Bros you sef check am na. I truly understand how you feel about this situation; trust me most of us feel the same way too. See, this life dey very simple ooo na we just dey make am complicated. Just try to remain calm. All will be well laslas. I wish us all the best and hopefully we share a bottle of Carlo Rossi/ Apothic soon. Cheers! wink

Thank you my revered Sister.. you know, you are the original convener of this gathering. once you speak, i have no other option than to comply. i guess I'll just have to up my endurance game since there's no way of ignoring some post here Automatically. have a wonderful day

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