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In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 5:18pm On Apr 03, 2022
I'm sure we've all watched the famous movie titled "Titanic"

Jack Dawson is a pure example of a Simp! werey died while trying to save a hoe, instead of saving himself. A hoe who will marry someone else and start Collecting dicks around.

Will Smith is a bloody Simp.
The foolish man was fighting to defend a community hoe who has been banged by lots of actors and super stars before. Apparently, the Simp resign from movie academy because of a hoe.

With all these and many more, how can a man continue simping? Why fighting over a Nigerian girl? Why waste your money and resources on a girl who will not think twice in dumping you the moment she sees a more richer guy? As a guy, In all you do let your sanity be with you. Always put yourself First. Ur peace of mind should be your utmost priority!

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Femi8586(m): 5:23pm On Apr 03, 2022
OP, Nairaland Simps will disagree cheesy
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 5:25pm On Apr 03, 2022
Femi8586:
OP, Nairaland Simps will disagree cheesy

Comrade. This is why they're called simpletons!

They can either continue simping or swallow the red pill. The choice is theirs!
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Ikillbrokehoes(m): 5:32pm On Apr 03, 2022
grin

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by ednut1(m): 5:47pm On Apr 03, 2022
Movie is not even real, grow up

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by wahles(m): 5:51pm On Apr 03, 2022
Simp wey shack red piller wife grin, is that a simp?

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by illicit(m): 6:03pm On Apr 03, 2022
wahles:
Simp wey shack red piller wife grin, is that a simp?

The red piller survived grin

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Pointblank09(m): 6:08pm On Apr 03, 2022
Was the Titanic story a REAL historical event? YES

Did Jack and Rose actually entered the ship? NO.

The Romance aspect is usually added to historical events in Movies and Novels to draw emotion and attract readers. Know this and know peace

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by BigDawsNet: 6:09pm On Apr 03, 2022
Who no go simp for that kin babe grin


Rose Dewiit is too beautiful

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 6:12pm On Apr 03, 2022
Op

You've got simp confused with what it means to be a man in a relationship.

A simp does things solely to get a woman's approval, attention or sex.

A man in a relationship sets his goals and he'll let go of any woman that will not live up to that expectation.

But if a woman lives up to his expectations, then she gains his protection, which sometimes often means laying down his life for her.

Any man in that condition as Jack will actually do the same thing.

Jack wasn't begging the girl for love, or expecting anything from her. He had her already.

Personally, I'd let my girl climb the board while I go under. Because she's my girl and not a random girl I'm trying to impress.

If at gun point, you can't decide between your girl and yourself who should go, then you have no business with her or being the man.

Like you are in his condition, you'll comfortably let the girl drown while you watch from the board?
Like seriously?

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 6:15pm On Apr 03, 2022
Pointblank09:
Was the Titanic story a REAL historical event? YES

Did Jack and Rose actually entered the ship? NO.

The Romance aspect is usually added to historical events in Movies and Novels to draw emotion and attract readers. Know this and know peace
everything was real.

The woman was a survivor and told her story.

She never remarried again to honor her lover, jack who sacrificed his life for her.
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Boogyman557: 6:17pm On Apr 03, 2022
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN ur CAPRISUN!


But the BANI that Jack Dawson died for, did not get married to any OTHER MAN!


she made a promise to remain single all thru her life and tell his story to people!


But Na still SIMPle MAN Shar..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by blue01(m): 6:18pm On Apr 03, 2022
Jack was the king of simps and no one has broken that record.

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 6:19pm On Apr 03, 2022
illicit:


The red piller survived grin
he wasn't the redpiller.

He was the simp.

He lost his girl. Instead of knowing when to call it quit like he man, he started throwing tantrum like the baby he his.

He tried to intimidate jack because he has money. The same money he thought he could use to win a woman's heart.

Jack on the other hand was a poor chap. But a real man to the core. He's confidence was so radiating that at dinner in a room filled with the filthily rich upper class he stood out.

Took the most beautiful woman with nothing but his confidence and life adventures.

That is a man.

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Nobody: 6:26pm On Apr 03, 2022
ednut1:
Movie is not even real, grow up
who told you? It was based on true life story

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Nobody: 6:26pm On Apr 03, 2022
Even though the lady remained unmarried till death
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by illicit(m): 6:32pm On Apr 03, 2022
Premiumwriter:
he wasn't the redpiller.

He was the simp.

He lost his girl. Instead of knowing when to call it quit like he man, he started throwing tantrum like the baby he his.

He tried to intimidate jack because he has money. The same money he thought he could use to win a woman's heart.

Jack on the other hand was a poor chap. But a real man to the core. He's confidence was so radiating that at dinner in a room filled with the filthily rich upper class he stood out.

Took the most beautiful woman with nothing but his confidence and life adventures.

That is a man.

Anybody playing to the gallery of women is a simp

Jack was a simp wink
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by ednut1(m): 6:33pm On Apr 03, 2022
bukky1994:
who told you? It was based on true life story
the ship sank in real life. However jack and many of the people in the movie are fictional.

Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 6:35pm On Apr 03, 2022
ednut1:
Movie is not even real, grow up

Comrade. The Sinking of the RMS Titanic is a real life tragedy that happened around 14 Apr 1912 – 15 Apr 1912. It is real bro.

However, that movie has made many men around the world to simp badly thinking they are in love. This is exactly why we have to keep teaching and preaching the gospel truth to them

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by ednut1(m): 6:37pm On Apr 03, 2022
GooodHardDick:


Comrade. The Sinking of the RMS Titanic is a real life tragedy that happened around 14 Apr 1912 – 15 Apr 1912. It is real bro.

However, that movie has made many men around the world to simp badly thinking they are in love. This is exactly why we have to keep teaching and preaching the gospel truth to them
jack is not a real human lol. Its just a movie. No man will rescue a woman before himself these days.

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Starz825(m): 6:42pm On Apr 03, 2022
Premiumwriter:
Op

You've got simp confused with what it means to be a man in a relationship.

A simp does things solely to get a woman's approval, attention or sex.

A man in a relationship sets his goals and he'll let go of any woman that will not live up to that expectation.

But if a woman lives up to his expectations, then she gains his protection, which sometimes often means laying down his life for her.

Any man in that condition as Jack will actually do the same thing.

Jack wasn't begging the girl for love, or expecting anything from her. He had her already.

Personally, I'd let my girl climb the board while I go under. Because she's my girl and not a random girl I'm trying to impress.

If at gun point, you can't decide between your girl and yourself who should go, then you have no business with her or being the man.

Like you are in his condition, you'll comfortably let the girl drown while you watch from the board?
Like seriously?
Omooo...
It's easier said than done oo
Bro as for me
...I can't lay my life for any girl...
If to say I be Jack..
Would have placed her on the wooden door just as jack did exactly and find a way out for my self..not laying my head on the wood while I let the remaining part of my body swim in the very cold water

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 6:48pm On Apr 03, 2022
Premiumwriter:
Op

You've got simp confused with what it means to be a man in a relationship.

A simp does things solely to get a woman's approval, attention or sex.

A man in a relationship sets his goals and he'll let go of any woman that will not live up to that expectation.

But if a woman lives up to his expectations, then she gains his protection, which sometimes often means laying down his life for her.

Any man in that condition as Jack will actually do the same thing.

Jack wasn't begging the girl for love, or expecting anything from her. He had her already[b]

Personally, I'd let my girl climb the board while I go under. Because she's my girl and not a random girl I'm trying to impress.

If at gun point, you can't decide between your girl and yourself who should go, then you have no business with her or being the man[/b]

Like you are in his condition, you'll comfortably let the girl drown while you watch from the board?
Like seriously?

Jack didn't have her bro. Niggar was trying to impress her with his drawings and art works. However, I'm not here to argue the movie with you

At the bolded, If you say wife that is understandable and the right thing to do.

However, comrade don't ever make the mistake of saying you'll let your girl climb the board while you go under? As per what? Super man or what?. A girl who isn't even your wife, mother or sister? U dey whine? What manner of Simpson thinking is this abeg?

You want to go under and die for a girl who will go on and get Married to another guy asap and continue living? Na your type go fight for a girl. This is Simpson! Stop it or u can continue. The choice is yours

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 6:50pm On Apr 03, 2022
ednut1:
jack is not a real human lol. Its just a movie. No man will rescue a woman before himself these days.

At the bolded. You've said it all comrade!
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 6:52pm On Apr 03, 2022
blue01:
Jack was the king of simps and no one has broken that record.

His Simpson was Legendary. However, we have lots of Simps nowadays. Most of them are even here on nairaland
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 6:57pm On Apr 03, 2022
illicit:


Anybody playing to the gallery of women is a simp

Jack was a simp wink

Increase the volume comrade!

Arguing with that simp guy is pointless. The werey said he'll gladly go under while his gf will climb the board and survive.

May God never allow us to encounter such simp and pussy ass niggar like that guy

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 7:00pm On Apr 03, 2022
Starz825:

Omooo...
It's easier said than done oo
Bro as for me
...I can't lay my life for any girl...
If to say I be Jack..
Would have placed her on the wooden door just as jack did exactly and find a way out for my self..not laying my head on the wood while I let the remaining part of my body swim in the very cold water

Comrade. You dey that bloody simp? Werey said he'll gladly go under while his girlfriend will climb the board and survive.

Simps always act stupid thinking they are in love. They prefer putting a girl first and making her their utmost priority, instead of making themselves their priority

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 7:01pm On Apr 03, 2022
Starz825:

Omooo...
It's easier said than done oo
Bro as for me
...I can't lay my life for any girl...
If to say I be Jack..
Would have placed her on the wooden door just as jack did exactly and find a way out for my self..not laying my head on the wood while I let the remaining part of my body swim in the very cold water
there was no other option bro.

If as a man, I and a woman are in a situation and only one of us can get out alive, I'd most likely sacrifice.

Not for anything. That's the protective nature of man.

But you can choose the other way and wait for her to go for you.

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 7:02pm On Apr 03, 2022
GooodHardDick:


Comrade. You dey that bloody simp? Werey said he'll gladly go under while his girlfriend will climb the board and survive.

Simps always act stupid thinking they are in love. They prefer putting a girl first and making her their utmost priority, instead of making themselves their priority
so wat will you call the girl if she dies?

A simp too? A foolish girl?

What I see here is a lopsided tunnel vision.
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by blue01(m): 7:03pm On Apr 03, 2022
GooodHardDick:


His Simpson was Legendary. However, we have lots of Simps nowadays. Most of them are even here on nairaland

But they are all baby simps just like baby crocodile they can't bite.
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by Premiumwriter: 7:06pm On Apr 03, 2022
illicit:


Anybody playing to the gallery of women is a simp

Jack was a simp wink
he was not playing to the gallery of the woman.

Stop with the lying narratives.

The woman left her betrothal, who is far richer than Jack.

She gave up her life for him.

And then both of them got into a tight spot where only one of them can survive.

He chose for her to live instead of himself.

Stop trying to turn the story around to fit your selfish narrative.
Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 7:06pm On Apr 03, 2022
Premiumwriter:
so wat will you call the girl if she dies?

A simp too? A foolish girl?

What I see here is a lopsided tunnel vision.

Alaye, everyone was trying to save themselves. Of course, including the girl too. Abi do you want her to fold her arms and wait for a man to save her? angry

You must be a simp. Your types can do anything to impress a girl. Na your type dey beg girls for love. You want to die for a girl who's not your wife, mother or sisters?

If you like continue Simping. The choice is yours!

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Re: In The Titanic Movie, Jack Was A Simp by GooodHardDick: 7:09pm On Apr 03, 2022
[s]
Premiumwriter:
there was no other option bro.

If as a man, I and a woman are in a situation and only one of us can get out alive, I'd most likely sacrifice.

Not for anything. That's the protective nature of man.

But you can choose the other way and wait for her to go for you.
[/s]

Bloody simp!

Protective nature means u should die for a woman? Stop this your Simpson madness before it is too late.

No Nigerian girl will die for you. U think girls are foolish to die for you? Alaye. U mumu shaa

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