I've been SIMPlified by MadamVanessa . I need help...

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ednut1:
the ship sank in real life. However jack and many of the people in the movie are fictional.

yeah I know but op meant the really one not Leonardo

I dey look Premiumwriter and Goodharddick exchanges, and really...to me, Jack was far from being a simp. He came across Rose, a woman, rich, affluent and top-class, betrothed to a rich man, who when fallen in love with him, left all she had, all her class and followed him everywhere. He found a special woman. Many honourable men would never think of allowing her to die after the ship sank.
But this life, ehn...this modern times, life is actually black and white.
An average Nigerian man will watch her breathe and drink water till she's below the ocean.
Nothing good is worth honour anymore. This is not about simping, or redpill.
Given the choice... God knows what I'll pick, but I know I'd live.

Ximenez:

Una no go rest with this simp stuff?
Everyone na simp to una, like say life na black and white.

According to the movie, jack was a nobody, a poor artist who only got a ticket in the last minute by gambling.

Rose was from a family of affluent, she went against her family and turned away from the arranged marriage with the rich suitor they brought for her and was just following Jack all around the ship.
Rose could have even left him behind when they were putting women and children on boats but still stayed.

jeniusmann:
I dey look Premiumwriter and Goodharddick exchanges, and really...to me, Jack was far from being a simp. He came across Rose, a woman, rich, affluent and top-class, betrothed to a rich man, who when fallen in love with him, left all she had, all her class and followed him everywhere. He found a special woman. Many honourable men would never think of allowing her to die after the ship sank.
But this life, ehn...this modern times, life is actually black and white.
An average Nigerian man will watch her breathe and drink water till she's below the ocean.
Nothing good is worth honour anymore. This is not about simping, or redpill.
Given the choice... God knows what I'll pick, but I know I'd live.

That sort of relationship still abounds, albeit very rare.
I don't think Jack expected he was going to die like that, he just put someone he loved in a more comfortable place on the board while 3/4 of his own body was submerged in the freezing sea.
Rose wasn't a slayqueen or an entitled b.itch and would have gladly traded place with Jack.

Premiumwriter:


A woman's body is her most priced possessions.

And it's not her fault. That's what nature gave to her.

On the other hand, nature gave man strength.

A man's strength is his most priced possession.

You don't see women complaining about this, why do you complain about theirs like it's their fault?

With your strength, you can win the world, beat her and smash her skull in.

She only have her fragile body. The only saving grace if the hormones in your body which makes her look attractive to you.

Because strength is your most priced possession,why don't you go around flexing it just get attention (sell market)?

GooodHardDick:
I'm sure we've all watched the famous movie titled "Titanic"

Jack Dawson is a pure example of a Simp! werey died while trying to save a hoe, instead of saving himself. A hoe who will marry someone else and start Collecting dicks around.

Will Smith is a bloody Simp.
The foolish man was fighting to defend a community hoe who has been banged by lots of actors and super stars before. Apparently, the Simp resign from movie academy because of a hoe.

With all these and many more, how can a man continue simping? Why fighting over a Nigerian girl? Why waste your money and resources on a girl who will not think twice in dumping you the moment she sees a more richer guy? As a guy, In all you do let your sanity be with you. Always put yourself First. Ur peace of mind should be your utmost priority!

MC Edo pekin, is this your moniker?

Halogenabdul:
Because strength is your most priced possession,why don't you go around flexing it just get attention (sell market)?

u do that always.

Maxxim:

Comments wey dey burst head
Shey na loud give you this inspiration ni

Lol! No mind m jare

Some of you don’t know what love is and how to express it. Whenn you see a man in love, you call him simp.
It’s funny to me cos only weakass men who have never experienced love and don’t know what it entails would call one who loves genuinely a simp.
Love is a beautiful feeling and everyone should experience it. Give it a chance.

illicit:


Anybody playing to the gallery of women is a simp

Jack was a simp

Abeg go fine one place sit down!!! See his coconut head.

U don't have to insult him bc he didn't concur with ur useless points. U have ur own opinions and he has his, pls know this and know peace.

Prettygirl200:
Abeg go fine one place sit down!!! See his coconut head.

U no get respect

See ur hippopotamus mouth

A very interesting read
And as usual our militant branch serving it hot hot
Now before we go into the discuss we need understand some things first


Was Titanic real? Yes it was
Was the love story in titanic real? LoL obvs not.. there was no rose or jack on that ship that sank (although there was, but the film romance wasn't there at all)
That being said who is a simp or what is simping


Simping is the act of dragging one's dignity and value on the dirty floors of seeking validation from the other gender.
Did jack do all these? I mean he was from the bottom chain
And he was able to pull off the daughter of a high class lady and that was enganged to a man rich also

Did he drag his dignity?
What were his ways to catch her?
Remember when she wanted to jump into the sea he dared her to go ahead
Also there were other instances where she showed that she indeed was genuine with him... I deduce this from when she had the chance to escape with her mom she left the safety boat and climbed back into a "sinking ship"
Now the red pill isn't against marriage, dating and all
It says put yourself first
Your purpose first and all that
Anyone that's helping you achieve your purpose is the one you commit to...


Still on still
Understand that even in the film, after jacks death she remained like that till her death.


My conclusion now
Modern women/naija babes no deserve these o
If you're btw life and death and dey say your babe
Lmao...you know what to do



Ohhh deduce whatever you wanna do with this pic

dhiqson:
A very interesting read
And as usual our militant branch serving it hot hot
Now before we go into the discuss we need understand some things first


Was Titanic real? Yes it was
Was the love story in titanic real? LoL obvs not.. there was no rose or jack on that ship that sank (although there was, but the film romance wasn't there at all)
That being said who is a simp or what is simping


Simping is the act of dragging one's dignity and value on the dirty floors of seeking validation from the other gender.
Did jack do all these? I mean he was from the bottom chain
And he was able to pull off the daughter of a high class lady and that was enganged to a man rich also

Did he drag his dignity?
What were his ways to catch her?
Remember when she wanted to jump into the sea he dared her to go ahead
Also there were other instances where she showed that she indeed was genuine with him... I deduce this from when she had the chance to escape with her mom she left the safety boat and climbed back into a "sinking ship"
Now the red pill isn't against marriage, dating and all
It says put yourself first
Your purpose first and all that
Anyone that's helping you achieve your purpose is the one you commit to...


Still on still
Understand that even in the film, after jacks death she remained like that till her death.


My conclusion now
Modern women/naija babes no deserve these o
If you're btw life and death and dey say your babe
Lmao...you know what to do



Ohhh deduce whatever you wanna do with this pic

this your pic is funny because you considered only surface areas of the board (space) and not weight.

Weight and volume are critical for a thing to float or sink according to archimedes principle.

The board has no volume, hence it can support very little weight.

Pointblank09:
Was the Titanic story a REAL historical event? YES

Did Jack and Rose actually entered the ship? NO.

The Romance aspect is usually added to historical events in Movies and Novels to draw emotion and attract readers. Know this and know peace

100% correct.

illicit:


The red piller survived

Nobody remembers the redpiller. But even our 4th generation will talk about that ALPHA SIMP

Premiumwriter:
oh shut up!

Everyone was fending for themselves and then there are also people fending for their loved ones.

She was taken to one of the escape boat but when Jack couldn't get on it, she ran away from the ship preferring they die together or escape together.

Unfortunately. It got to a point where there was only one way out for them and that's either she dies or Jack dies.

He choose for her to live just as a father will chose for his son to live.

Not for anything else but because that son meant something to him.

That's unselfishness.

You guys are just saying rubbish. You don't even know anything about redpill

GIANT SIMP

Kellzzyy:

GIANT SIMP

how do feel now?

Jack was a stupid simp.
If you ever find yourself in similar situation, DON'T BE LIKE JACK.

Kellzzyy:
Jack was a stupid simp.
If you ever find yourself in similar situation, DON'T BE LIKE JACK.

the question we all need answer to is, if the woman gave her life would you call her stupid and simp?

blue01:
Jack was the king of simps and no one has broken that record.

Maybe you will

IbrahimSkiba:



Maybe you will

Beautifully am not a simp

Premiumwriter:
so wat will you call the girl if she dies?

A simp too? A foolish girl?

What I see here is a lopsided tunnel vision.

The most sensible post so far

Premiumwriter:
the question we all need answer to is, if the woman gave her life would you call her stupid and simp?

I know you're a giant simp and unworthy of my response, but for the sake of posterity let me reply you just this once.

Rose was already safe in another boat, but due to her stupidity - common with the female folks - she decided to jump out again in search of Jack.
Now if she had not known jumped out, Jack wouldn't have had to choose between himself and her.

Again that piece of wood was spacious enough for the both of them. And don't give me that bullshit about volume and floating.
We were not there, but from extensive evidence if Jack could hang on to the wood without the wood sinking, then he could certainly have comfortably shared the piece of wood with the stupid fool. Rose.

Kellzzyy:

I know you're a giant simp and unworthy of my response, but for the sake of posterity let me reply you just this once.

Rose was already safe in another boat, but due to her stupidity - common with the female folks - she decided to jump out again in search of Jack.

Now if she had not known jumped out, Jack wouldn't have had to choose between himself and her.

Again that piece of wood was spacious enough for the both of them. And don't give me that bullshit about volume and floating.

We were not there, but from extensive evidence if Jack could hang on to the wood without the wood sinking, then he could certainly have comfortably shared the piece of wood with the stupid fool. Rose.

you're incredibly stup!d sha.

When something is inside water, it losses a lot of its weight. This is called an upthrust.

That's why heavy objects tend to feel almost weightless when they are submerged in water. That's alsp the reason why you can easily lift an incredibly large load inside water but once that load get on land, you start to feel its full weight.

When Jack held on to that wood, less than half of his weight was being supported by the wood due to up thrust.

Once he climbs on the board, gravity kicks in fully and his full weight will act on the board causing it to sink.

Have you ever asked yourself why boat are built to have volume? Why shape them like V instead of just building a flat structure like a board?

The bigger the boat is, the taller it tends to be. The simple reason for this is to increase the volume. Because that is what matters when it comes to floating not the surface area.

Weight and volume are the two factors that make a boat float. Saying no one should factor in those two critical criteria for floatation shows how clueless you are about the things you are talking about.

Secondly, unlike the selfish you that Will abandon your friends in a burning house, there are some people who when they are running to safety also want to make sure their friends are safe as well.
And if there was no wood, she would have gladly perished for his sake. If anything rose died a thousand times more than Jack.

If anything she sank deeper than Jack.

Seriously, your ignorance weighs heavier than a bag of lead (a metal, incase you still don't know it).

Writing for posterity sake my foot. Gosh

Premiumwriter:
you're incredibly stup!d sha.

When something is inside water, it losses a lot of its weight. This is called an upthrust.

That's why heavy objects tend to feel almost weightless when they are submerged in water. That's alsp the reason why you can easily lift an incredibly large load inside water but once that load get on land, you start to feel its full weight.

When Jack held on to that wood, less than half of his weight was being supported by the wood due to up thrust.

Once he climbs on the board, gravity kicks in fully and his full weight will act on the board causing it to sink.

Have you ever asked yourself why boat are built to have volume? Why shape them like V instead of just building a flat structure like a board?

The bigger the boat is, the taller it tends to be. The simple reason for this is to increase the volume. Because that is what matters when it comes to floating not the surface area.

Weight and volume are the two factors that make a boat float. Saying no one should factor in those two critical criteria for floatation shows how clueless you are about the things you are talking about.

Secondly, unlike the selfish you that Will abandon your friends in a burning house, there are some people who when they are running to safety also want to make sure their friends are safe as well.
And if there was no wood, she would have gladly perished for his sake. If anything rose died a thousand times more than Jack.

If anything she sank deeper than Jack.

Seriously, your ignorance weighs heavier than a bag of lead (a metal, incase you still don't know it).

Writing for posterity sake my foot. Gosh

You are incredibly stupid. Firstly, your explanations of upthrust were quite wrong.
Again, anecdotal evidence suggests that if Jack could have held on the the piece of wood without the wood submerging, he would also have been able to share the wood with Rose - without any danger of the wood submerging.

Again, Rose foolishly left safely to look for Jack, and in the end became a contributing factor to his death. What then was the purpose of leaving the boat, when in the end she directly led to his death.

Stupid people like you are giant simps.
This is my last response to you, dotard.

Kellzzyy:

You are incredibly stupid. Firstly, your explanations of upthrust were quite wrong.
Again, anecdotal evidence suggests that if Jack could have held on the the piece of wood without the wood submerging, he would also have been able to share the wood with Rose - without any danger of the wood submerging.

Again, Rose foolishly left safely to look for Jack, and in the end became a contributing factor to his death. What then was the purpose of leaving the boat, when in the end she directly led to his death.

Stupid people like you are giant simps.
This is my last response to you, dotard.

tell us the evidence please. Don't just throw words around.

I didn't do that.

State in clear terms the principle that will make a flat board support two people without the board flipping over.

And no, my explanation of up thrust is accurate.

The mentality of an average Nairalander is sickening.

Ishilove don't allow them poison ur mind o,
In Davido's voice: i will jack for u

Premiumwriter:
everything was real.

The woman was a survivor and told her story.

She never remarried again to honor her lover, jack who sacrificed his life for her.

Tell that to a Nigerian Girl

Michelle70:
The mentality of an average Nairalander is sickening.

Ishilove don't allow them poison ur mind o,
In Davido's voice: i will jack for u

You're funny

Premiumwriter:
these new breed of redpillers are full of sh!t

My thoughts exactly