People tend to believe I am super rich, at times I begin to wonder what they are seeing that I am not seeing.

Damnnn niggarrrr

Isoright....

People just conclude that am good for nothing that apart from smoking weed, drinking beer, banging pussy and keyboarding...that am useless....nothing them fit use me do

1. That I hate men

2. That I love sex more than anything

3. Here on nairaland , most people think that I am a male hiding under a female account as such they call my account catfish account. Because I do speak out the truth I don't care if you're hurt or not. But I love it that way though.

4. Since I smoke cigarette openly and I have tattoo people think that I am so lose and my level of promiscuity is at another level.

5. Men think that I am a very toxic person, reason they're always scared of approaching me.

People tend to think that I’m stuck up and proud because I like to be on my own and I no want wahala. Plus I come get money…. It’s funny when I hear what they say about me. Me that just want to keep my mum happy and enjoy myself �

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MadamVanessa:



1. That I hate men

2. That I love sex more than anything

3. Here on nairaland , most people think that I am a male hiding under a female account as such they call my account catfish account. Because I do speak out the truth I don't care if you're hurt or not. But I love it that way though.

4. Since I smoke cigarette openly and I have tattoo people think that I am so lose and my level of promiscuity is at another level.

You said it all. Now you proving who you are.%

They think I have multiple girlfriends because I'm handsome

Holly Gram


some people believe say I de SEE VISION!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Because of my introverted nature, they often think I'm rude and proud. Doesn't help that I'm shortsighted and currently don't use glasses, so I can't recognize people from afar and greet them, meaning they often think I'm snobbish as well.

Last thing is that females also think I'm a pretender due to said introverted nature of mine. Happened a lot in university; I got blatant disdainful stares from girls simply because I didn't talk much in class at all. Not my problem, so I never bothered trying to correct their misconceptions. There was a particular one that secretly got my phone from her friend to see if she would find porn or sex chats there. Very funny. She's veeeery pretty though, the rare type you'd hardly see.

I also remember my recent orientation service; there's this laundry service woman with a young daughter in my hostel that often snubbed me when I greeted her, so I just stopped to avoid embarrassment. She later told me, when we were about to be discharged from camp, that she thought I was pretending to be a quiet 'good' boy so I can knack girls like her daughter.

That I talk too much.meanwhile, I talk less with unforgettable messages hence when I say another one , it's termed I talk too much...

Qinglong:
Because of my introverted nature, they often think I'm rude and proud. Doesn't help that I'm shortsighted and currently don't use glasses, so I can't recognize people from afar and greet them, meaning they often think I'm snobbish as well.

Last thing is that females also think I'm a pretender due to said introverted nature of mine. Happened a lot in university; I got blatant disdainful stares from girls simply because I didn't talk much in class at all. Not my problem, so I never bothered trying to correct their misconceptions. There was a particular one that secretly got my phone from her friend to see if she would find porn or sex chats there. Very funny. She's veeeery pretty though, the rare type you'd hardly see.

I also remember my recent orientation service; there's this laundry service woman with a young daughter in my hostel that often snubbed me when I greeted her, so I just stopped to avoid embarrassment. She later told me, when we were about to be discharged from camp, that she thought I was pretending to be a quiet 'good' boy so I can knack girls like her daughter.

but you knack the daughter.

I'm proud and I'm a big girl

people think i have sense oo.

i go shock them one day

People mistake being reserved for being snobbish and arrogant. Ironically, I'm quite humble, even if I have to say it myself.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Isoright....

People just conclude that am good for nothing that apart from smoking weed, drinking beer, banging pussy and keyboarding...that am useless....nothing them fit use me do

But you should know Nairalanders seem to love you..

Few days away and see people asking after you.

MedicH:
people think i have sense oo.

i go shock them one day

Shock then how? Will you prove to them you are the opposite

That i womanize a lot, when in fact, i dnt even have a girlfriend.

That i am rich, and my parents are wealthy. When in fact, i am an orphan and a poor boy who can't even feed himself.

That my parents must be well-educated and enlightened. When in fact, my mum is unlettered and a stark illiterate and my late father an SSCE Holder.

Veenbanks:
People tend to believe I am super rich, at times I begin to wonder what they are seeing that I am not seeing.

Almost everyone believes I’m a player and a womaniser.

I couldn’t believe my ears last Christmas wen my father pulled me aside and said I should better not to get any girl pregnant. Me wey dey practice abstinence oh.

People think I'm poor or very poor. And that I have a girlfriend. Some think I'm lousy too. It funny though me I just want to die in peace.

Blunttruth:

Shock then how? Will you prove to them you are the opposite

I go prove to them say I no get sense. The kind package I go run eeh... They go shock.

People often see me as weird whereas, I'm just being me.. no friends, no family.. always by myself

People say I am stingy

But I am enjoying it cos I have time to plan with my money

Few people don show me something wey make me cancel to help anybody

E.g, I borrow one money one time like that, wen e reach time to pay he dey ask me say wetin I wan use the money do...( my own money oo)

I no dey like make something do me plenty times before I learn, so borrowing of money na forgetting ish

But those very close to me wey dey do normal....they know say I am a cheerful giver

They always think that I am incapable of emotions due to my looks and the way respond.

Moz22:
People often see me as weird whereas, I'm just being me.. no friends, no family.. always by myself

you must like masturbation a lot

That i am polygamous.

posty56:
you must like masturbation a lot

lmao weirdest shit I've read all year

MedicH:


I go prove to them say I no get sense. The kind package I go run eeh... They go shock.

Difficult to approach but in reality that's because I'm very reserved,

Said I'm too proud too, nope I just hate drama, regrets and mistakes.

That I'm trouble

MadamVanessa:



1. That I hate men

2. That I love sex more than anything

3. Here on nairaland , most people think that I am a male hiding under a female account as such they call my account catfish account. Because I do speak out the truth I don't care if you're hurt or not. But I love it that way though.

4. Since I smoke cigarette openly and I have tattoo people think that I am so lose and my level of promiscuity is at another level.

5. Men think that I am a very toxic person, reason they're always scared of approaching me.

I lik girls lik dis and i am always bold to approachin dem.

i) people tink i am very rich and wealthy even at my adolescent age. Dey always beg me even to my parents nd siblings, dey neva believ if i say am broke.

ii) dey all tink i am a womaniser nd i lik women a lot even wen i am nt just because of my facial appearance,name,tribe & attitude. I had to giv girls space for months to stop sum names.

e.t.c

Qinglong:
Because of my introverted nature, they often think I'm rude and proud. Doesn't help that I'm shortsighted and currently don't use glasses, so I can't recognize people from afar and greet them, meaning they often think I'm snobbish as well.

Last thing is that females also think I'm a pretender due to said introverted nature of mine. Happened a lot in university; I got blatant disdainful stares from girls simply because I didn't talk much in class at all. Not my problem, so I never bothered trying to correct their misconceptions. There was a particular one that secretly got my phone from her friend to see if she would find porn or sex chats there. Very funny. She's veeeery pretty though, the rare type you'd hardly see.

I also remember my recent orientation service; there's this laundry service woman with a young daughter in my hostel that often snubbed me when I greeted her, so I just stopped to avoid embarrassment. She later told me, when we were about to be discharged from camp, that she thought I was pretending to be a quiet 'good' boy so I can knack girls like her daughter.

I don't need to write anything again. This just me. I mean I'm an introvert come dey shortsighted too. The only difference is that the girls I always approach will put up some attitude later and I will later graduall y ghost them. But their Mom that they always use as excuse will not let me rest(they show it though in subtle ways that they are okay with me being with their daughters), yeah it happened with three different girls. Minus 2 others that told their daughters, they don't mind them dating me. I guess I'm just cool like that. I guess the problem is I don't have money so what their mums is seeing sitting, these girls are not seeing it even as they are on a tree.