Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Ishilove: 2:23am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Sirnose: You want to kill me with laughter!!..it felt like you were narrating my story with just a little difference though.. What difference? ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 8:40am On Oct 28, 2019 |
alfredo4u:
Mine was 5times, Jamb 3times
Today am a big boy......Arab money
wow congrats ooooh |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 8:41am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Richy4: Your persistence has paid off. Congratulations. What do you want to study in Uni. Law? I want to study ISD (international studies and diplomacy) |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 8:45am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Ishilove: I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.
I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.
I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.
Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.
Toh.
I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!
When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing. ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.
That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.
In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.
Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!" ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png)
He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.
He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."
And write fast I did.
At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.
This is my WAEC testimony. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago. Thank God 1 Like |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 8:45am On Oct 28, 2019 |
edoairways:
I doubt you heard a voice rather you thought of your family before making an attempt. hmmmm you are kind of right tho |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 8:47am On Oct 28, 2019 |
lyriclekidd: Okay for wasting 5yrs of your life on waec. I smh for you. People wey done finish university sef dy regret why dem no learn anything by the side. You just pass waec , university never even sure for you cos you never pass jamb Na God get power my brother when I pass am I will still post it here |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 8:48am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Freemanbobble: People should always enrol waec and neco Write waec and neco same year to avoid stories If you fail a particular subject in waec probably you won't fail it neco And our tertiary institutions allow two sittings not all tertiary institution accept two sittings |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 8:53am On Oct 28, 2019 |
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Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 8:56am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Enyimbamercedes: Little wonder why you failed English.
Anyway to the subject matter; you spent 5 years trying to pass an exam that someone just swore an affidavit for. That’s f**ked men.
Hopefully, you’ll pass UTME straight away, graduate at 27 years barring any prolonged strikes or extras. Then compulsory one year national service. You see where this is going? Your age will be a barrier especially with all these employers and their age limits.
I don’t know what course you intend to study in the university but I would advise you not to waste your time further.
I want to study international studies and diplomacy (ISD) |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Sirnose(m): 8:56am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Ishilove:
What difference? ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) in my own case,it was one of my teachers that even encouraged me to dubb,and I glad to say I dubbed confidently and unashamedly too..came out with a C4 in maths ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Ishilove: 9:14am On Oct 28, 2019 |
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Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by InansBobo(m): 9:24am On Oct 28, 2019 |
Antichristus: In an age where many Nigerians would find ‘special’ centres (where exam malpractices of all sorts happen) to take their exams, you sound like someone who genuinely pursued and gained these results. As an aside, [b]when did Marketing become a curriculum subject in Nigeria? Won’t there be contents overlap with economics?[/b] It's now compulsory (since 2017) every candidate register a trade/enterpreneural subject (Marketing or Animal Husbandry) |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 10:59am On Oct 28, 2019 |
OmoOduduwa01: Congratulations bro. By the way it's "SAIL THROUGH" and not "SCALE THROUGH" wow thanks for the correction sir |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Sirnose(m): 11:01am On Oct 28, 2019 |
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Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by KIDfurniture(m): 1:36pm On Oct 28, 2019 |
Ahhhh fire ohhhh.. for 5 years you worked under someone and he was paying u small small money. 5 years wasted oh. You for go learn one skill.. carpenter, Aluminium window , shoe making sef, painter sef , or art work sef. My brother e pain me for u. I m in tears for you. Well hope your parents will sponsor u sha. School fees don high even for public universities. I wish u well sha.. Naijaboy1122: I was working in A boutique and the man in charge was still giving me small money |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by tck2000(m): 4:02pm On Oct 28, 2019 |
[quote author=Ishilove post=83504892]I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o. I have a friend here (you know yourself ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence. I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek. Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see Really F |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Caseless: 6:57pm On Oct 28, 2019 |
Ishilove: I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.
I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.
I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.
Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.
Toh.
I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!
When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing. ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.
That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.
In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.
Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!" ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png)
He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.
He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."
And write fast I did.
At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.
This is my WAEC testimony. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) I read this story laughing hysterically, but that's not to say it's not a "touching story". I scrolled through it not knowing it was our own ishilove posting this. Look for Richie please. His exam number is close to yours. The school could help with that. 1 Like |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Naijaboy1122: 7:40pm On Oct 28, 2019 |
KIDfurniture: Ahhhh fire ohhhh.. for 5 years you worked under someone and he was paying u small small money. 5 years wasted oh. You for go learn one skill.. carpenter, Aluminium window , shoe making sef, painter sef , or art work sef. My brother e pain me for u. I m in tears for you. Well hope your parents will sponsor u sha. School fees don high even for public universities. I wish u well sha..
thanks Bro |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by lade007(m): 7:13am On Nov 04, 2019 |
Ishilove: I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.
I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.
I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.
Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.
Toh.
I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!
When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing. ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.
That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.
In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.
Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!" ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png)
He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.
He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."
And write fast I did.
At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.
This is my WAEC testimony. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago. LWTMB.... Nice write up 3 Likes |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Ishilove: 9:53am On Nov 04, 2019 |
lade007:
LWTMB.... Nice write up Thanks ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Ishilove: 9:50am On Apr 08, 2022 |
Ishilove: I celebrate you, young brother. Lord knows I am terrible at even basic Maths so I can understand to some extent your battle. It takes sheer guts not to have given up. I really celebrate you o.
I have a friend here (you know yourself ) who I call from work to give me the answer to some basic calculations in the office. The first time I called him was for him to explain to me how to get the percentage of a figure, and since then it has become a regular occurrence.
I am not ashamed to admit that I giraffed to get a borderline C6 in mathematics in WASSCE. I first wrote GCE in SS2 and got F9 in Mathematics and Biology, but I wasn't really bothered because I was using it to practice. The following year, the only topics I studied in Maths was Mean, Median and Mode because it was easy. I didn't bother with other topics because everything was like Greek.
Exam day, i breezed through the only MMM question, dropped my pen and turned to my seat mate, Richard to see if he had gone far so I could copy from him. To my utmost chagrin, Richard was dubbing from me.
Toh.
I knew I was about to be fvcked anally with a ten foot pole, without lubes!
When my guy was done, we both sat twiddling our thumbs and occasionally glancing round the large, silent hall. It seemed like we were the only idle students. Everyone was writing. ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
The invigilator passed by and gave Richard and I side eyes. I quickly bent down and formed activity.
That's is how we stayed for the whole 2hours 15 minutes. At the final 15 minutes, we had started to panic. Richard managed to answer one more question but I was sure it was rubbish, but I still copied sha. I was close to tears at this point.
In desperation, he turned back and saw that his crush, one tall, foine sisi like that had not only finished her booklet, but was now using extra sheet.
Richard exclaimed "Ha, aye mi o!" ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png)
He proceeded to snatch her booklet off her table, unmindful of her gasped protests and the invigilator close by, dumped it in-between us and the next words he whispered to me are forever burned in my memory.
He said: "Ishi, if you know what is good for you, you better write as fast as you can."
And write fast I did.
At the end of 12 minutes which passed in a blur, I had dubbed the solutions to 6 questions. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
We both got C6, thanks to the grace of God and bold dubbing.
This is my WAEC testimony. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
I and Richie have long lost contact but I still bless God for him anytime I think back to that day, almost 2 decades ago. Who liked this post?? You just brought memories flooding back ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Ishilove: 9:52am On Apr 08, 2022 |
Caseless:
![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
I read this story laughing hysterically, but that's not to say it's not a "touching story".
I scrolled through it not knowing it was our own ishilove posting this.
Look for Richie please. His exam number is close to yours. The school could help with that. We have a WhatsApp group now. I'll ask the admin |
Re: After Writing WAEC 5 Times I Finally Scaled Through by Caseless: 10:57am On Apr 08, 2022 |
Ishilove:
We have a WhatsApp group now. I'll ask the admin Good. Where have you been? I'll talk to you on the other side. 1 Like |
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