We were not high that day, but the heat must have fried our brain cells. Godwin tapped away at his computer while sweat ran marathons on his body. I was sprawled at a corner, wriggling on the tiled floor hoping to cool off.

" I can't wait to meet Kim Kardashian" he said.
I chuckled and forced my self to sit up.

"You and me both bro'

"She's in my Dm, I'm way ahead of you"
He peered above his laptop's screen and grinned.

I shook my head, " if I were to choose between Kim and Nicky minaj, I'm definitely going for nicky"

He clucked. " Me too, she's less toxic"

"What makes you think Kim is toxic?"

He gave that goofy grin again

"I'm judging a book by it's cover"

" That cover has a great ass''

He paused "Great asses are toxic and I'm speaking from experience"

They restored power and the ceiling fan croaked to a start. I laid back on the groud with my limbs in every direction.
"So, Anita was toxic?" I asked

"10%, yeah"

" Nah, the toxicity must be 50% to be significant"

"Nicky looks like she would be 5% toxic though"

"I can live with that"

He grabbed the hot orange juice from his desk and drank. "Kim looks 55% toxic" he said in between slurps.

"Come on, there has to be a reason Kanye wants her back, the toxicity is worth it. Don't you think?"

"She's the mother of his kids you dumbass, he loves his kids more, thus, he's probably doing it for them?"

I cackled like a maniac " who the Bleep still says thus? What year are we in 1755?"

He rolled his eyes. I continue "I'd sacrifice my kids for that ass".
I raised my head to meet his gaze and we exploded in a gale of laughter.

" Ass is forever, kids come and go and they find their own asses too" I said.

" So true, We'd be bad fathers"

I nod " As it should be".

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