Ebubu:
so those wey dey export am since dem dey jail dem ba? Abeg tel me coded way

It's like coming to ask here how to smuggle cocaïne. If you have to ask them it means you know nothing about the business. And will be caught like a housefly

No be this pangolin dem talk say cause CoronaVirus?

airsaylongcome:


It's like coming to ask here how to smuggle cocaïne. If you have to ask them it means you know nothing about the business. And will be caught like a housefly

I’ll take d risk

Palema007:
Please take your faulty defense mechanism out of here, I'm not buying it. Bye!

Small play you don de vex.

jesvic91:
So, our trap caught this animal...and I don't know what it's called.
Can you help?

bro where r u based? Where did d trap catch dese animal

What's your location or rather where was the animal caught?

jesvic91:
So, our trap caught this animal...and I don't know what it's called.
Can you help?

Nicepoker:
are you 40 already?

39

garriAndsugar:
It's a squirrel type of animal

Just shut up and follow wat the guy above u said

treesun:


Very sweet, but this animal always hide like a woman in love!

Lwkm this is the funniest thing I've read all day

Starke:
That's a Pangolin. Nigerians and "eat it eat it".
For your information, that animal is classified under protected species and you can go to jail if you're caught with it.

Fun fact: A lot of Chinese you see in Nigeria driving posh cars and living in high brow areas of Lagos made their money through illegal sale of Pangolin. The animal is damn expensive and is used medicinally in Asia. So they steal it here, export to their country and make huge profits. But if you're caught, you're going away for a long time.

You're enlightened

jesvic91:
So, our trap caught this animal...and I don't know what it's called.
Can you help?

Bro. You can make millions from this animal. If you are not in a hurry to eat this animal. The shell is in high demand. Try and contact someone in animal science or zoology to see how they can help you.

Candidlady:


39

And you are still unmarried. Your value in the marital market is at stake already.

duro4chang:
It is called Pangolin but in my village it is called akika

We used to buy at Omotosho, on your way to Ore from Ijebu Ode.

Sadly, they are being hunted on a large scale now because the Chinese are using their scales for medicine if I am correct. So sad.

covidhunger:
Abeg make somebody help me clear dis debt before mtn go sell my sim.. dem don reduce my credit limit tire.. Abeg my fellow nairalanders��.. na opera mini free browsing i dey use now
081 32 07 40 58

Return their sim to them.

jesvic91:
So, our trap caught this animal...and I don't know what it's called.
Can you help?

This is Pandemic Pangolin
Buhari Pangolin
Endangered Pangolin
Nigerian Pangolin
Any of the nomenclature above, you are right.

Chinese will pay top money for this in their soup.

jesvic91:
So, our trap caught this animal...and I don't know what it's called.
Can you help?

Remember that pangolin or whatever is what English people call it, not what it's called in your own land.

The real name is what it's called in your village. Ask someone, maybe an adult and they'll tell you it's name.

If you still don't understand what I mean, it's called 穿山甲

We're still in slavery in Africa. The type of slavery we're trapped in is even worse than that of our ancestors.

Nicepoker:
And you are still unmarried. Your value in the marital market is at stake already.

Why do you think iwait after church service for special prayers

Ihave never missed any spinster cell meeting

I’m surprised no one has mentioned this. Isn’t this the animal partly responsible for covid? Even the Chinese government has banned its consumption.

Candidlady:


Why do you think iwait after church service for special prayers

Ihave never missed anyspinster cell meeting

Let's do a low key wedding. I want to do humanity a favor.

Honourable1901:
A nairalander trap caught pangolo

Nairaland na another planet on its own

Ausval:
E nor fit better for you..so you know say you nor get money, you get mind borrow 3k ..MTN need Block you and use police arrest you like this

Calm down na... U no knw dat kind sapa wen go hold u, u go say make u just borrow smal na so d tin go dey accumulate

VicM6:
E be like say sometin dey ring u for ear....Na me collect debt ni wey u want make we help u....

I get hope say i go see help. No be my fault oo

kissdabride:
No worry it will be forfeited...just like Nigeria debt is forfeited during obasanjo regime.

Ahh.. e never reach like dat naa

duro4chang:
It is called Pangolin but in my village it is called akika

Omo agba!! Ogbo ato oo

Nicepoker:
Let's do a low key wedding. I want to do humanity a favor.

Would have taken your offer

But


Iam not allowed to marry a being that looks like an orc and wretched like em church rats

SonOfTheRisingS:


Return their sim to them.

Hmmm

jesvic91:
So, our trap caught this animal...and I don't know what it's called.
Can you help?

See money oooo.... Sale this thing at Black Market and make big money.... money you get from the scale can buy you for cows. If na meat be your problem.

Candidlady:



Would have taken your offer

But


Iam not allowed to marry a being that looks like an orc and wretched like em church rats

See person that I want to rescue.

jesvic91:
So, our trap caught this animal...and I don't know what it's called.
Can you help?

An endangered specie!!