feb 13 2020 got my ethiopian airlind flight ticket fro Lagos to Entebbe, i applied for kenya evisa it delayed then i opt for uganda evisa BOOOOM 5 business days i got it, my experience at MMIA LAGOS GATE C the immigration guy asked for my pasport, i gave him funny enough over 11 visas he said to me BOY U DON SPOIL WORK FOR ME , i laughed at him , i was the first to be attended by ethiopian airline staffs the first guy asked me how much i have as my PTA as shakara boy wey don see many immigration i just open my wallet the guy feel they notes of 100$,s tel me make i enter , nigeria immigration come dey question my motive for travel naso me drop 3k each for 3 desks immigration, i com enta for NDLEA desk naso dey search me wella com notice say i be igbo they direct me to checking machine office.omo dey run me scanner x3 notin show, i climb up for boarding omo naija boys we dey enta dubai plenty,me no mind,inside plane i ordered for 2 bavaria ethiopian beer as i dey window level seat no24A.

i cruise starboi music until we land for addis ababa, enta shuttle go terminal10 ,omo the scanner pass 5,but nothing sha! enta for departure gate c ,yesu SEOUL AND BEIJING departures plenty, com wait for my connecting flgt, omo wifi na usain bolt,20 minus i dey winglet boeing 308, still request for 2 bavaria as usual,adis ababa skyview na cruise,45mins we land for kigali,rwanda as rwanda ticketers dey comot me come rememba say 14 feb val date what a beautiful moment,fast forward to entebbe immigration ,ah oga chineke ooo where the dollar na? Ask one of the uganda immigration (first time being a nigerian worths it) i smiled and hand ova my evisa copy ,within mins stamped kpam. O yes enjoy uganda, outside airport robert airport shuttle driver charged me $40 to take me to cheaper hotel( weebale -thank u) as i dey my hotel naso i ring my frnd in kampala,we met the following morning he took me in ,YESU covid palaver (part 3)

some covid movements don dey enta kampala by sanitize and face mask naso me and my ug frnd enta westrn ug his village, ppl com dey avoid me like say i com fro yankee say i go kil d whole village naso dey plan my kidnap at nite as my frnd hear am we move to his mothers village there the ppl are a bit educated, some few weeks covid was less, i decided to move to MOMBASA facebook girlfrnd anxiously waiting for her prince charming,MASH POA EAST AFRICA TRANSPORT SEVICES TO BUSIA ONE STOP BORDER (UG-KE) ug immigration; AH OGA WHERE THE MONEY NA? i smiled hand ova my pasport, stamped me out,YESU kenya immigration na woman ooo , QUESTION NO1. What are u going to do in ke? 2. where exactly are u going in ke? 3. did u reside in ghana? if not why so many gh immigration stamp? 4.what do u do? 5.how many days? i have to cut in and drop $53 hahaha omo see laugh she give me. d question com change to I KNW U CAME HERE BCUS OF A WOMAN AND U WIL NT GO BACK, IS IT TRUE? i smiled, ofcourse ma i wil go back i am a student ,

for where go back to nigeria?shey u dey whyne me? as i dey plan to contest for RDC chairperson nairobi east (omo to sabi beta i hear say) MOMBASA GIRL ring ;HELLO IFEANYI, WHERE ARE U NOW? me; finished wit immigrtn heading to NAIROBI, MBSA GIRL: OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE U IFEANYI I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT KE IMMIGRATN, ( i felt pity for my brothers, what happened to nigeria glory) anyway in nairobi i be think say na by muscle omo cold temp na 16 degree. she dey nairobi dey wait for me as i drop down fro bus naso one ANGELIC SEXY FIGURE8 HUG ME TIGHTLY omo long distance relationship na operation wait for me by johnny drille. hotel room 202 omo olosho full ground naso we enta ( 1000 ksh per nite) first night in nairobi first Bleep in kenya . city that never sleep. kpaa 4:00am bus to mombasa tp 1000 ksh, kenya is beautiful, 9 out of 10 ladies are beautiful, this is lagos to me, 7hrs down WELCOME TO MOMBASA THE ARAB MONEY CITY

BAMBURI ESTATE, MOMBASA. naso she go get house for business people est. shey me na ADELEKE FIRST SON naso i mumu pay 100$ PLUS agent fee $70 . anyway, life don start. as my blood dey hot na so i com dey move around making frnds , less than 7dys popularity enta, @dj_karungi, @spizzo,@diasofficial @og_bromo_tattoos omo beta celebrity connect, bamburi beach, club mois, casablanca, nyali beach, ladies lounge omo MOMBASA NA SATAN-3, 30 days in mombasa, was able to get alot of business ideas, omo i sell mira(khat east africa most consume legal highness apart from TZ).nearly breaking my record of making atlest 1m of any country i visit then uhuru kenyatta gave 48hrs befor strict lockdown naso my customers carry disappear, omo to pay 100$ mnthly witout job or income na sucide operation. my com reason make we enta her village, me no accept, i com link up with Jozby entertainment and event ticketing in nairobi stil covid no gree na so the manager tel everybody to do operation survival of the fittest she don comot .

NAIROBI, naija boys for kilimani estate na PUTIN go pay una back ,nigga no gree make i dey his domain until lockdown is ova. naso me enta kaloleni estate omo burudians ane tanzanias full ground all are deportes from johanesburg SOUTH AFRICA shout out to STRONG MAN CHAINA IBRAHIM he accomodated 3 nigerians in jburg until they sabi. stayed with these guys for 7dys i com learn say we naija na showoff take away our glory, na so me get info wey i dey lack com decide to enta uganda my country my pride.BUSIA BORDER AGAIN ah kenya immigration said make i go back and be in quarantine no foreigner allowed to live or enta ke. shey una whyne me? naso we struggle until i drop $200 (my brother get money oo if u knw want hate africa) cross to ug side naso they tel me same thing $200 the miracle of 400 happened as the man noticed me he called me back and gave me his brothers no wey dey work for internal affairs(uganda citizenship and passport office) (travel as young as u can make u fit in every country)

hahahahaa sweet story. you for used jiji Kenya to search. house are cheap in Mombasa by the way. are you still in Kenya

KAMPALA, ghost city MARCH 22 2020.TOTAL LOCKDOWN( FALL & RISE OF EGEDE IGBO E.AFRIQUE) naso i try locate my ug frnd vilage for western ug. highly welcomed, was given a land, i built 2 rooms with $1000 in igayaza town council the cheapest of uganda na operation rich by lazy. i dwel in my house wit my ug frnd, i bcame popular and untouchable,i learn bunyoro,luganda languages. i bcame a farmer the chairperson family adopted me because he only 1son though disabled. 20 cows and cattles, milk in abundance, he gave me 1hectare of farmland where i planted east africa most expensive beans, made ova 5.2m ug shillings in space of 3mnths. Built 1 bedroom for the son and i requested to be ugandan.YES what a smooth escape fro africas worst passport(nig pp) to fair passport that took me to all east,central,southern african countries. i loved uganda even though i travel to nairobi and mombasa i stil return back to ug. (i want to start dropping videos about travels,africa and beyond and i wil need u guys to watch. comments

No i went back to uganda to plant i wil go back august

Kenyana:
NAIROBI, naija boys for kilimani estate na PUTIN go pay una back ,nigga no gree make i dey his domain until lockdown is ova. naso me enta kaloleni estate omo burudians ane tanzanias full ground all are deportes from johanesburg SOUTH AFRICA shout out to STRONG MAN CHAINA IBRAHIM he accomodated 3 nigerians in jburg until they sabi. stayed with these guys for 7dys i com learn say we naija na showoff take away our glory, na so me get info wey i dey lack com decide to enta uganda my country my pride.BUSIA BORDER AGAIN ah kenya immigration said make i go back and be in quarantine no foreigner allowed to live or enta ke. shey una whyne me? naso we struggle until i drop $200 (my brother get money oo if u knw want hate africa) cross to ug side naso they tel me same thing $200 the miracle of 400 happened as the man noticed me he called me back and gave me his brothers no wey dey work for internal affairs(uganda citizenship and passport office) (travel as young as u can make u fit in every country)

Hello bro, how much did it cost you to get your Ugandan passport?
And how long did it take?

Come and finish the story bro. Mehhnn! I think I need to start exploring African countries.