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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by MrSensor(m): 6:45pm On Apr 24, 2022
blockgeek69:
You can fix all this things by your self if you are willing to.

A young lad at 30 already giving up? There is so much you can change even at 40.
even at 60 still have much to do or change..

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Tradegood: 6:52pm On Apr 24, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
Aside my intellectual ability, nothing else to benefit from me in matrimony. I just hope no one is deceived by my innocent looks or gentlemanliness. Lot's of skeletons in my cupboard.

- no sexual satisfaction for her as I have a weak erection due to years of self-service

- no ability to hold a home together as I am wayward, a chronic punter and profligate spender. How possible will it be to save and take care of my family. I can barely feed myself well.

- I have got anger and communication issues. Hard relating well with the opposite sex

- I have got health issues based on an obnoxious lifestyle devoid of proper healthy living. I doubt if I will make a good husband or father having failed on my own.

Working on all these vices; but I guess there is little or no chance of a 30-year-old changing again
Spirit of depression, we bind you in JESUS name.

There is hope for you bro,
and plenty more in CHRIST JESUS The Son of The Living GOD, the first and the last which was dead and is alive,
the firstBorn from the dead, the beginning of the creation of GOD who opens a door and no man can shut and shuts and no man can open,
HE can help you break those heavy yokes off your life.
HE will hide you under the shadow of HIS wings and keep you safe.
HE will command HIs angels concerning you and they will lift you up in their hands so that you do not strike your foot against a stone.
HE can save you from those d3mons too strong for you, who have their claws clasped around your soul and change your name from childofdoom to childofGOD.
O JESUS save me, forgive me and help me and deliver me, with YOUR precious blood in JESUS name I ask. I repent and turn away from my sin and rebellion unto YOU from today. Save me from masturbation and anger and lack of wisdom before they destroy me completely and write my name in The Book of Life in JESUS name I pray...help me LORD JESUS.

Repent with all your heart bro.
It shall be well with you.

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by ChildOfDoom: 8:00pm On Apr 24, 2022
Abba114:
childOfdoom what about your pedophilia do u have control over it now
not a paedophile o. Just that i am mainly attracted to low-budget ladies. Be on low cut or all-back weaving and tattered or fairly-used clothes and I am turned on. I get this feeling they are the type in my league I can afford due to my impecunious state. For those with expensive clothing, I can only fantasize from afar but timorous when they come close

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by RedCentaur(m): 8:49pm On Apr 24, 2022
It's high time you leave this punting ish bra. Shit is not your calling atall. Just stop going there for anything whatsoever.

I'm on a low just like you, in my late 20s but am not giving up, not just yet. Life itself is a risk. Lamenting about your failures solves nothing.

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by lavamaestro(f): 9:20pm On Apr 24, 2022
Try and change your lifestyle. Read some inspirational stories of people who had a shot even after 40.

And don't decieve or lie to any woman with your current state to marry you if you know you won't work on yourself. Since you know how bad it will be, just avoid it.

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Contekbbc: 10:32pm On Apr 24, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
A case of reversed psychology!

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Nobody: 11:08pm On Apr 24, 2022
I'm always scared of reading your posts. I ignore 90% of them because I hate hearing such negativities on oneself.

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Kingkyle1(m): 12:33am On Apr 25, 2022
cheesy grin

I laugh
Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by akeeng: 12:48am On Apr 25, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
hmm. Which woman case bad reach me. Me that will wake up early in the morning. Without praying, laundry, bathing or brushing, we go and camp in a bet shop all through. The only positive thing is, I get my phone charged, watch TV and see my companions (fellow losers) to chat with

I don die hahahahahaha this dude no go kee person with laughter

I just like how you write. You are very consistent.

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by manchyme: 7:18am On Apr 25, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
hmm. I also have lots of debts piled up (both online and physical creditors). It will take something extraordinary to clear them. This has created a bad name for me anywhere I stayed. It will always put me in hiding and my children might end up inheriting these debts or curses from those I tricked

You're not alone.
All you have to do is get a job, if possible a good one. It is not easy sha, me we dey give advice. Every morning I wake to think about the debts on my head and my bills. Two kids and a housewife that has been weak ever since she gave birth over 8 months now. Spending on different kinds of medications. How much be my salary? Even if you can't marry, just find woman you go give belle ooo. When you're sixty and preparing for your ancestors, your child would be thirty and ready to take care of you.

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by ThatsONYI: 9:49am On Apr 25, 2022
shocked


Some days, I just wanna leave the negativity piling up in my head; life's a total mess, sometimes but our negative thoughts make it even worst.

At times, I wish I could just cease to exist and disappear but that's selfishness because what happens to those that care about me, what happens to my mom? These thoughts leave me depressed and opens the wounds in my broken heart.

We all got our demons, some of us are fighting, most of us have given up and we all smile on the outside; but deep inside, we're suffocating. What a tragedy!

Sometimes I ask myself, why I gotta chase all this money, fame and everything because all this shxts temporary! Will money give us that peace? That happiness? That joy, adulthood stole from us? I don't know, but lotta people say NO but I can't stop.

What if happiness is an illusion and we're all being delusional, chasing the wind? What is pain? Why does it hurt? Why do I gotta please every motherfxcker in the society? Why all this stress?

Why do we exist? Why do we live? Why do we kill for religion and other shittyasss excuses? Honestly, this whole shxt makes no sense; nothing does! We humans just tryna make meaning outta nothing!

cry

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Greatzeus(m): 10:58am On Apr 25, 2022
Nasri100:
Childofdoom

This is a line from Eminem’s Talkin 2 myself


“But instead of feeling sorry for yourself do something about it”

“Admit you got a problem, your brain is clouded you pouted long enough”

“It isn't them it's you you fuckin', baby”
So what did those line say that a 10 year old couldn't come up with. Besides those lines are so elementary,and not inspiring at all

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Nasri100(m): 11:20am On Apr 25, 2022
Greatzeus:

So what did those line say that a 10 year old couldn't come up with. Besides those lines are so elementary,and not inspiring at all

grin

A Nigerian who lives in one of the most backward regions of s*hit hole Africa thinks he can decide whether a line from arguably one of the greatest & richest rappers in the world is inspiring or not. Haha.

No one gives a hoot about your opinion, Black Man. The post was not even referred to you so why you bluffing like a child?

Almost anybody on earth can get inspired from a single, little effect. Read about the ''butterfly effect'' and get back to me, small boy.

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Reggaemich(m): 11:40am On Apr 25, 2022
Op, if u don't encourage or push yourself

To be positive at difficult situations,

No one will do it for u

We are all living in a jungle(each man for himself)

U better wake up, u are still young

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by 2ndchildhood(m): 11:40am On Apr 25, 2022
manchyme:


You're not alone.
All you have to do is get a job, if possible a good one. It is not easy sha, me we dey give advice. Every morning I wake to think about the debts on my head and my bills. Two kids and a housewife that has been weak ever since she gave birth over 8 months now. Spending on different kinds of medications. How much be my salary? Even if you can't marry, just find woman you go give belle ooo. When you're sixty and preparing for your ancestors, your child would be thirty and ready to take care of you.
which kind wicked advice be this?

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Greatzeus(m): 12:12pm On Apr 25, 2022
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Nasri100:


grin

A Nigerian who lives in one of the most backward regions of s*hit hole Africa thinks he can decide whether a line from arguably one of the greatest & richest rappers in the world is inspiring or not. Haha.

No one gives a hoot about your opinion, Black Man. The post was not even referred to you so why you bluffing like a child?

Almost anybody on earth can get inspired from a single, little effect. Read about the ''butterfly effect'' and get back to me, small boy.
[/s]
I have been listening to rap music religiously before you were born,I remember saving my pocket money to buy " I am: The autobiography" in late 90s. I have hard copies of rap albums that I bought before you could utter a word son,I am an old G son.
I am a greater fan of Eminem than you will ever be. What has the world come to? Kids now go on internet to download low quality MP3 rap songs,thanks to MTN free 10mb,and they think they have opinion on what rap music grin grin

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by NaijaCoverBlog(m): 12:39pm On Apr 25, 2022
Nawa o
Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by MadeINchenzen2: 12:42pm On Apr 25, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
Aside my intellectual ability, nothing else to benefit from me in matrimony. I just hope no one is deceived by my innocent looks or gentlemanliness. Lot's of skeletons in my cupboard.

- no sexual satisfaction for her as I have a weak erection due to years of self-service

- no ability to hold a home together as I am wayward, a chronic punter and profligate spender. How possible will it be to save and take care of my family. I can barely feed myself well.

- I have got anger and communication issues. Hard relating well with the opposite sex

- I have got health issues based on an obnoxious lifestyle devoid of proper healthy living. I doubt if I will make a good husband or father having failed on my own.

Working on all these vices; but I guess there is little or no chance of a 30-year-old changing again
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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by fotadmowmend(m): 12:42pm On Apr 25, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
Aside my intellectual ability, nothing else to benefit from me in matrimony. I just hope no one is deceived by my innocent looks or gentlemanliness. Lot's of skeletons in my cupboard.

- no sexual satisfaction for her as I have a weak erection due to years of self-service

- no ability to hold a home together as I am wayward, a chronic punter and profligate spender. How possible will it be to save and take care of my family. I can barely feed myself well.

- I have got anger and communication issues. Hard relating well with the opposite sex

- I have got health issues based on an obnoxious lifestyle devoid of proper healthy living. I doubt if I will make a good husband or father having failed on my own.

Working on all these vices; but I guess there is little or no chance of a 30-year-old changing again
Jesus can fix all this

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Pharaoh4rin(m): 12:43pm On Apr 25, 2022
judatech:
grin i like this guy

Me too grin grin

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by seyz91(m): 12:43pm On Apr 25, 2022
cheesy
czarr:
What do we call this one? blackpill?
Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Aukeibado(m): 12:43pm On Apr 25, 2022
Repeat this when you get a good job

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by ndukwejoe(m): 12:43pm On Apr 25, 2022
someone should help this one before we here stories that touch .My brother it is good you have realized this I think there is always a starting point, your case cannot be irredeemable .

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by monkom: 12:43pm On Apr 25, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
Aside my intellectual ability, nothing else to benefit from me in matrimony. I just hope no one is deceived by my innocent looks or gentlemanliness. Lot's of skeletons in my cupboard.

- no sexual satisfaction for her as I have a weak erection due to years of self-service

- no ability to hold a home together as I am wayward, a chronic punter and profligate spender. How possible will it be to save and take care of my family. I can barely feed myself well.

- I have got anger and communication issues. Hard relating well with the opposite sex

- I have got health issues based on an obnoxious lifestyle devoid of proper healthy living. I doubt if I will make a good husband or father having failed on my own.

Working on all these vices; but I guess there is little or no chance of a 30-year-old changing again
Bro, people are worse than you and are still married with kids. My only advice for you is to find a sustainable means of income, clear your debts and watch how your life will change for good.
My opinion

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Blakjewelry(m): 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
Aside my intellectual ability, nothing else to benefit from me in matrimony. I just hope no one is deceived by my innocent looks or gentlemanliness. Lot's of skeletons in my cupboard.

- no sexual satisfaction for her as I have a weak erection due to years of self-service

- no ability to hold a home together as I am wayward, a chronic punter and profligate spender. How possible will it be to save and take care of my family. I can barely feed myself well.

- I have got anger and communication issues. Hard relating well with the opposite sex

- I have got health issues based on an obnoxious lifestyle devoid of proper healthy living. I doubt if I will make a good husband or father having failed on my own.

Working on all these vices; but I guess there is little or no chance of a 30-year-old changing again
The first step to a solution is recognizing you have a problem

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by OneKinGuy(m): 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2022
you identified your problem. You have done 50% of the fixing. Now work on the remaining 50%

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by SUGARCyprian247: 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2022
Wahala
Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by bigdammyj: 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2022
Seen
Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Mooh247: 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2022
You will make a good father and husband

You still have soul and conscience to know you have terrible habits and that's one thing many lack

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by nedekid: 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2022
There are women for every man.
If this man can have 8 kids from several women, it means you are good to go.

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Nobody: 12:45pm On Apr 25, 2022
I have all these and many more undecided
Marriage no even dey my to-do-list

Just make money make more money rinse and repeat that's my life plan cheesy

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Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by Nigerialabalaba: 12:45pm On Apr 25, 2022
Jeon:
NOTED..
grin grin grin

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