KiNg0G:
dickc size don't matter, what matters is a tight toto

God1000:
Why should having a long pecker be your big priority in life?

care4you:
If dogs can satisfy them, you too can...



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Drillminded:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders, this is gonna be short..ish ...I used to feel cheated when I think of it but here is my story.

So when I was a kid, lets say 3 years of age, I remember everyone around me calling me "tontolo" I used to wonder why until my mom told me it's because I was the smallest amongst my siblings but little did I know they called me that referring to my JT...

Ok ...to cut the long one shorter, I have a small dick , believe me,I think its small,I feel it is so small because when I finally I got this girl I had been hunting for months into a room,hmmm...we started pre-intimacy, we were both in the mood, and shorty decides to give me the neck... I was like, heck yeah! but to my surprise, when she whipped my thing out from my knickers...hmmm,

now, I was just anticipating that first contact with the cold lips ...As a guy you understand what I mean... I actually had my eyes closed at this point when I heard a loud laugh.

Now this wasn't a "see comedy skit" type laugh it was something deeper and it sounded like the kind of laugh you have when you break through a bank vault overnight and find out there was just a couple of hundreds.. utter disappointment!!!!!!

Haha mind you I am 6foot1 so I guess she thought I was finna shift her womb... so I kinda understand the disappointment when she saw the dick..... So she laughed! Yes she did!!!
the laugh was subconscious... she really had her expectations. Who can blame her ?

Well, she saw that I noticed the laugh and in trying to salvage whatever was left of my ego she proceeded to give me the neck. It was a sorry sight I have to say... there is something about someone laughing at your insecurities that makes your soul just recede further into this shell of a body. But It didn't take long before ALL feelings of embarrassment was replaced with a rush of pure pleasure... boy this girl was a pro! I ended up giving her the mini me that night amidst moaning and screaming and all... But I couldn't help but think if all this moaning I am hearing nah ringtone or nah cassette?

We hooked up a couple more times and God bless her she never spoke of it, and I didn't dare bring it up.

I have to be honest I am 40years gerege! And this dick problem has made it that I have only slept with maybe 6 females in my life including my wife o... Who in recent times has started to do and undo(WOMEN SMH) but that is a rant for another time. This particular rant is about dick.


ehen now !

I want to have a big dick in all honesty, simply because I want to sleep with as many women as I can before I die ...aswerugawd! (forget all you have been taught, no body knows or can substantiate any proof of after life, nah this life sure now)...my goal is 300, just so I can say I competed with king Solomon on a budget.

Initially I was calm because money was a problem you know these girls these days you have to pay to play. But now the problem is the dick I want it to be so big that when the next girl sees it, She will faint and from there she can even enter coma for 3 days! And when she wakes up she will begin to spread the good news of the WMD she saw under boda kamoru!

And any girl I give the cucumber must give me realtime ringtone not all those fake cassette they use to massage my ego. I want to hear ahhh yeeeeessshhhh uuu ... ehen. Let it be synchronizing with every well placed stroke of the gbola!.

It might sound commonplace for some of you but....

I want to know what it feels like to give a woman a good knacking where she can't walk home straight or is it a myth? I mean before I die I would like to have these types of experiences you know... It's really hard.. and I think it might be hard to comprehend for those of you born with baby arms between your legs. But for me it's another insecurity I am trying to kick in the balls so I can be free and live...

I still thank God sha I have kids although I haven't done DNA sha. I just believe they are mine ..they look like me too.


So my mature minded nairalanders wey get wisdom and vision of the elders,

How can I get a big dick?

Presently when it is flaccid, it shrivels down to 3inches+ but when erect, it stands tall and proudly unapologetic at 5inch+

How can I get it to 9inches+? I just recently decided to pursue this goal in life and hope there is someone with a good solution.

Ps I have tried jelking, pulling, twisting, masturbation excessively, cold compress, hot compress, even pounding, folding, stretching to name a few.

olabrinks:
Unfortunately there’s nothing you can do about your small penis. Honestly from experience and from what I’ve heard, men with small penis do not do the justice.

Favfables1:
I was seriously laughing the entire time while I was reading this ....

Nice one sir OP ...

On a more serious note sha....
The average penis size is about 5.1 to 5.5inches and only less than 10% of men have above average....
You actually can't do anything to significantly increase your penis size unfortunately ....


But the good thing is that, you can still please a woman with whatever size of penis you have ...

WhiteLavender:
I love your sense of humor though, nice write up.

faithfull18:
Orisirisi on socio media, *claps hands* and strolls outta the thread.

KiNg0G:
dickc size don't matter, what matters is a tight toto

Dollywood:
Mine is 3inches and babes still flock around me. Get a life bruh.

Chasegb:
Indeed God knows the heart of everyone…and he knows how deceitful and wicked you would have been if you had it big.

Dynasticemperor:
Please note that not all woman shouting that they like big dig can actually stand a big dick during action, when I was in higher institution I saw a lady with a very heavy backside and I said to myself "chai na here I go die put" I pursued this lady and we exchanged contact.

We started communicating on MTN free midnight call, this lady told me that she like big dick and can't be with a man with small dick, she asked me if I had a big dick and my response was " you won't be disappointed"

The day she came to my house it rained heavily and she passed the night, when it was action time she saw the Torpedo and I noticed a frightened expression on her face, and I asked her if there was any problem and she said " that thing is too big" and I said no be you say you like big dick"?


I made her feel relaxed and after much pre-intimacy I started very slowly for a few minutes, i gradually I started increasing the gear, this girl started screaming that night disturbing my hustle to the extend that all my hostel boys quietly came close to my widow to entertain their ears.

I wired her for straight two rounds and woke her up again around 2am for another baptism, she finally received her last confirmation by 4:3am, and she said "chai you no let me sleep, you don scatter my body, all my body dey pain me" and I said to her "when I first see your big nyash I dey happy say when we meet e go be fire for fire o, and she said your dick is huge and you dey lash.

During my youth service days I brought a female corper to my lodge, during fore play she grabbed my dick and pulled it out of my boxer shorts, when she saw it she screamed out of surprise, and at that moment she was confused whether to continue or just run away, i have never seen this size in my life she exclaimed".

I have also met ladies who were very excited about the size of my dick, but not every woman like big dick, some women prefer average dick, but a very small dick is a no no for women just as men don't like very small breast.

Baneofnl:
teach me master

DontBullshitMe:
Depends on how passionate you are.

There are several penis enlargement medical operations.

Drillminded:
no be lie bros ... I for wicket! But Kia not having it is like being partially blind, you know there is more to what you can naturally get,But you can't.