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Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 4:09pm On May 05, 2022 |
Good day my fellow Nairalanders, this is gonna be short..ish ...I used to feel cheated when I think of it but here is my story. So when I was a kid, lets say 3 years of age, I remember everyone around me calling me "tontolo" I used to wonder why until my mom told me it's because I was the smallest amongst my siblings but little did I know they called me that referring to my JT... Ok ...to cut the long one shorter, I have a small dick ![]() ![]() now, I was just anticipating that first contact with the cold lips ...As a guy you understand what I mean... I actually had my eyes closed at this point when I heard a loud laugh. Now this wasn't a "see comedy skit" type laugh it was something deeper and it sounded like the kind of laugh you have when you break through a bank vault overnight and find out there was just a couple of hundreds.. utter disappointment!!!!!! Haha mind you I am 6foot1 so I guess she thought I was finna shift her womb... so I kinda understand the disappointment when she saw the dick..... So she laughed! Yes she did!!! the laugh was subconscious... she really had her expectations. Who can blame her ? Well, she saw that I noticed the laugh and in trying to salvage whatever was left of my ego she proceeded to give me the neck. It was a sorry sight I have to say... there is something about someone laughing at your insecurities that makes your soul just recede further into this shell of a body. But It didn't take long before ALL feelings of embarrassment was replaced with a rush of pure pleasure... boy this girl was a pro! I ended up giving her the mini me that night amidst moaning and screaming and all... But I couldn't help but think if all this moaning I am hearing nah ringtone or nah cassette? We hooked up a couple more times and God bless her she never spoke of it, and I didn't dare bring it up. I have to be honest I am 40years gerege! And this dick problem has made it that I have only slept with maybe 6 females in my life including my wife o... Who in recent times has started to do and undo(WOMEN SMH) but that is a rant for another time. This particular rant is about dick. ehen now ! I want to have a big dick in all honesty, simply because I want to sleep with as many women as I can before I die ...aswerugawd! (forget all you have been taught, no body knows or can substantiate any proof of after life, nah this life sure now)...my goal is 300, just so I can say I competed with king Solomon on a budget. Initially I was calm because money was a problem you know these girls these days you have to pay to play. But now the problem is the dick I want it to be so big that when the next girl sees it, She will faint and from there she can even enter coma for 3 days! And when she wakes up she will begin to spread the good news of the WMD she saw under boda kamoru! And any girl I give the cucumber must give me realtime ringtone not all those fake cassette they use to massage my ego. I want to hear ahhh yeeeeessshhhh uuu ... ehen. Let it be synchronizing with every well placed stroke of the gbola!. It might sound commonplace for some of you but.... I want to know what it feels like to give a woman a good knacking where she can't walk home straight or is it a myth? I mean before I die I would like to have these types of experiences you know... It's really hard.. and I think it might be hard to comprehend for those of you born with baby arms between your legs. But for me it's another insecurity I am trying to kick in the balls so I can be free and live... I still thank God sha I have kids although I haven't done DNA sha. I just believe they are mine ..they look like me too. So my mature minded nairalanders wey get wisdom and vision of the elders, How can I get a big dick? Presently when it is flaccid, it shrivels down to 3inches+ but when erect, it stands tall and proudly unapologetic at 5inch+ How can I get it to 9inches+? I just recently decided to pursue this goal in life and hope there is someone with a good solution. Ps I have tried jelking, pulling, twisting, masturbation excessively, cold compress, hot compress, even pounding, folding, stretching to name a few. 3 Likes |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by KiNg0G: 4:13pm On May 05, 2022 |
dickc size don't matter, what matters is a tight toto |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by God1000(m): 4:18pm On May 05, 2022 |
Why should having a long pecker be your big priority in life? 3 Likes |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by care4you: 4:24pm On May 05, 2022 |
If dogs can satisfy them, you too can... ... 2 Likes |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 4:29pm On May 05, 2022 |
KiNg0G:society puts the burden on men to be the one to satisfy the woman .. and everything that satisfies a woman is usually big. 2 Likes |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 4:31pm On May 05, 2022 |
God1000:because it's looking unattainable and as human, we always want what we don't have ... |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 4:32pm On May 05, 2022 |
care4you:you have a good point Sir. Hmmm that is a perspective I never thought of |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by money121(m): 4:38pm On May 05, 2022 |
Drillminded: |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by HeRulesMen: 4:42pm On May 05, 2022 |
Don't kill yourself over worldly things. 1 Like |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by bjprodint1: 5:16pm On May 05, 2022 |
Lol! Lalasticlala come and read what am trying to unread.Everybody with different wahala. 1 Like |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by olabrinks(f): 5:31pm On May 05, 2022 |
Unfortunately there’s nothing you can do about your small penis. Honestly from experience and from what I’ve heard, men with small penis do not do the justice. 1 Like |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Nobody: 5:44pm On May 05, 2022 |
I was seriously laughing the entire time while I was reading this ![]() Nice one sir OP ![]() On a more serious note sha.... The average penis size is about 5.1 to 5.5inches and only less than 10% of men have above average.... You actually can't do anything to significantly increase your penis size unfortunately ![]() But the good thing is that, you can still please a woman with whatever size of penis you have ![]() 3 Likes
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Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by WhiteLavender(f): 6:51pm On May 05, 2022 |
I love your sense of humor though, nice write up. 3 Likes |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Solosolojohquay: 7:11pm On May 05, 2022 |
My guy at 5 inches you are okay and you should thank your star some guys have 3 inches when erect what you should not pray for is premature ejaculation have you been in a situation when a lady is just rubbing your dick and you cum in her hand or a situation where the longest minutes you can sex a lady is 2 minutes then you will thank God be grateful man 3 Likes |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 7:32pm On May 05, 2022 |
olabrinks:it's true ...I only wonder how lesbians do it sha... |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 7:35pm On May 05, 2022 |
Favfables1:wow I am actually in the majority be that ... I honestly stoped watching porn because all I do is measure my size with the pornstars and miss the action. But this stats make me feel better tho thanks. 1 Like |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 7:37pm On May 05, 2022 |
WhiteLavender:thanks ... I just had to cry out men. |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by faithfull18(f): 8:57pm On May 05, 2022 |
Orisirisi on socio media, *claps hands* and strolls outta the thread. |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Wizywiz(m): 9:26pm On May 05, 2022 |
faithfull18:my crush how are you today |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Chasegb(m): 10:29pm On May 05, 2022 |
Indeed God knows the heart of everyone…and he knows how deceitful and wicked you would have been if you had it big. 2 Likes |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Dollywood(m): 10:33pm On May 05, 2022 |
Mine is 3inches and babes still flock around me. Get a life bruh. |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by DontBullshitMe: 10:33pm On May 05, 2022 |
Depends on how passionate you are. There are several penis enlargement medical operations. |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Abbertee2: 11:27pm On May 05, 2022 |
KiNg0G: God bless you |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Baneofnl: 11:57pm On May 05, 2022 |
Dollywood:teach me master |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Dynasticemperor: 2:08am On May 06, 2022 |
Please note that not all woman shouting that they like big dig can actually stand a big dick during action, when I was in higher institution I saw a lady with a very heavy backside and I said to myself "chai na here I go die put" I pursued this lady and we exchanged contact. We started communicating on MTN free midnight call, this lady told me that she like big dick and can't be with a man with small dick, she asked me if I had a big dick and my response was " you won't be disappointed" The day she came to my house it rained heavily and she passed the night, when it was action time she saw the Torpedo and I noticed a frightened expression on her face, and I asked her if there was any problem and she said " that thing is too big" and I said no be you say you like big dick"? I made her feel relaxed and after much pre-intimacy I started very slowly for a few minutes, i gradually I started increasing the gear, this girl started screaming that night disturbing my hustle to the extend that all my hostel boys quietly came close to my widow to entertain their ears. I wired her for straight two rounds and woke her up again around 2am for another baptism, she finally received her last confirmation by 4:3am, and she said "chai you no let me sleep, you don scatter my body, all my body dey pain me" and I said to her "when I first see your big nyash I dey happy say when we meet e go be fire for fire o, and she said your dick is huge and you dey lash. During my youth service days I brought a female corper to my lodge, during fore play she grabbed my dick and pulled it out of my boxer shorts, when she saw it she screamed out of surprise, and at that moment she was confused whether to continue or just run away, i have never seen this size in my life she exclaimed". I have also met ladies who were very excited about the size of my dick, but not every woman like big dick, some women prefer average dick, but a very small dick is a no no for women just as men don't like very small breast. 2 Likes |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 5:52am On May 06, 2022 |
Chasegb:no be lie bros ... I for wicket! But Kia not having it is like being partially blind, you know there is more to what you can naturally get,But you can't. |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 5:57am On May 06, 2022 |
Dynasticemperor: ![]() |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 5:58am On May 06, 2022 |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Drillminded: 5:59am On May 06, 2022 |
DontBullshitMe:those ones advertised on xvideos and co nah format! |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Chasegb(m): 9:41am On May 06, 2022 |
Drillminded: But you know there are other ways to make a woman have a very satisfying sex with you? You just have to explore them. 1 Like |
Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Beremx(f): 10:50am On May 06, 2022 |
So you desperately want a 9 inches dicck to sleep with 300girls? May your small dicck remain in 3inches. Onye ara! 1 Like
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Re: Pains Of A Man With A Small Dick!!! by Karleb(m): 10:59am On May 06, 2022 |
Go for surgery. |
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