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by Nobody: 12:45pm On May 07, 2022
My Advice to Those About to Get Married.

0. Set the rules and boundaries early (during courtship)
1. Have money (don't let your pastor deceive you that you need to marry early even if you're broke and God will provide after marriage)
2. Know how to Bleep without drugs (extremely important)
3. Invest less emotions but be caring
4. Know how to control your anger and don't be abusive, but...
5. If she f*cks up, tell her to f*ck off without saying a word (thank God you didn't invest more emotions than her)
6. Have access to her phone and chats and also let her have access to yours
7. Be cooperative, but don't let her be manipulative
8. Don't allow in-laws control your marriage or have too much access to your day-to-day family affairs
9. Maintain the principles you had at the dating stage, but amend a couple of them that aren't against your core value
10. Have only children you can take care of — don't born more than you can handle and end up increasing the rate of crime and prostitution through your numerous hungry children
11. Add humor and playfulness in your marriage
12. Communicate and discuss things
13. Be honest and trustworthy — same as her
14. Fear God, not her family or her threat to leave you
15. And finally, live in peace or walk away if you can't find peace of mind in the marriage anymore

Extra tip: Learn to give each other full-body massage at least 4 times a month — it relieves stress, brings calmness, and gives peace of mind.

If you haven't received a full-body massage, you're missing.

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Re: by Kriss216: 12:45pm On May 07, 2022
All these just for procreation

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Re: by Dreadlock69(m): 12:47pm On May 07, 2022
My own advice is just because it may not work for me doesn't me it will not work for you
Re: by Uniquetani1(f): 12:48pm On May 07, 2022
Kilode
No7 is a no no
You want us to have broken home ni
They should respect each other privacy

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Re: by TheRace55: 12:51pm On May 07, 2022
insightful
Re: by Dreadlock69(m): 12:53pm On May 07, 2022
Uniquetani1:
Kilode
No7 is a no no
You want us to have broken home ni
They should respect each other privacy


Op want make person get b.p

My babe give me her password self I never for once open her whatapp except ee pop up for display no be say I know no wetin dey occur but I dey try save myself from inrelvant headache

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Re: by shilenji(m): 1:05pm On May 07, 2022
Omo
Delete all the songs on your phone and leave only your favorite.
Now listen to this song everyday.

E no go tire you? That's exactly what marriage is like.

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Re: by Sheddy5(m): 1:41pm On May 07, 2022
shilenji:
Omo Delete all the songs on your phone and leave only your favorite. Now listen to this song everyday.
E no go tire you? That's exactly what marriage is like.
play the song once in a while, and see how you'll love it.
Re: by Nobody: 12:45am On May 08, 2022
Hmmm

Different opinions. Not bad.
Re: by Fiscus105(m): 2:16am On May 08, 2022
Uniquetani1:
Kilode
No7 is a no no
You want us to have broken home ni
They should respect each other privacy


Are you a female indeed? And what are u hidden?

No 7 is most important to me if they ask me.

I have every password of my wife....phone, Facebook, ATM etc. Infact she used to ask me whenever she forgot her passwords.
Re: by Fiscus105(m): 2:24am On May 08, 2022
Let me summarize them in four.

* Love.
*Commitment.
*Respect (by reaching compromise).
*Money.
Re: by youngsum(m): 5:08pm On May 08, 2022
iLegenddNoReply:
Hmmm

Different opinions. Not bad.
brother

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