...Thou They May Look Senseless But They Are Not Far From The Truth.

Uncommon Truths About Relationship...


being at the bottom
1. He Loves You From The Bottom Of His Heart, My Sister If You Don't Sail Upward To The Top Of That Heart Another Person Will Land On You, Suppress, Oppress And Depress You Soon.
Reason: Nothing Get Filled At The Bottom

solution
Tell Whoever He Is That You Are Not Ok With Just The Bottom, He Should Allow You To Fill That Heart From The Bottom The Brim.

2. Friendly Enemy
Guys If Your Dog Start Barking At You Just Know That Somebody Is Feeding It Better-It Is Either You Give It More Food Or If You Can't, Just Allow It To Go To The New Owner Else It Will Run Away After You Have Given It All You Have.

reason
No Real Dog Attack The Owner

solution
Change The Food With Which You Are Feeding It, The Cage With Which You Put It Or Just Allow It To Change Position Else It Will Bite You One Day.

Caution
Be Cautious And Welly Guided! This Jokes Is Not Really About Dogs, If You Know You Know

3. Accepting Your Fate
If You Can't Locate The Apple Of Your Eyes Settle Down With The Mango In Your Hand,

reason
Fruit Na Fruit

solution
Just Start Drinking It First It May Be Better Than That Socalled Apple

caution
You Better Drink That Mango Before You Miss Both

4. family in relationship
fact: in our family my father choose our wives while our mother choose their husbands and you are asking me when are we going to marry.
you should be paying me for teaching you how to love your husband

Caution
Read It Again

Why?
Nobody Will Open His Or Her Mouth To Tell You This One

Solution
Don't Ignore How Things Work In His Or Her Family-Ask Questions Where Necessary

Continue

h0pze3:
Continue

ok i will! am just trying to take my time.
quality is not by quantity

you are welcome dear

4. family in relationship
fact:[/b]in our family my father choose our wives while our mother choose their husbands and you are asking me when are we going to marry.
you should be paying me for teaching you how to love your husband

[b]Caution
Read It Again

Why?
Nobody Will Open His Or Her Mouth To Tell You This One

Solution
Don't Ignore How Things Work In His Or Her Family-Ask Questions Where Necessary

5. unnecessary pranks
guys after telling her that you wants to come and see her, and you are sure she use her money to prepare something special for you just tell her it is april fool, if na may tell her may can also be a fool watch how she react then show up later.

motive
she has to know that your mind can be changed at anytime

essence 1
if you don't let her know that your up-and-down can change anytime while in relationship she may relate any late at work to your female colleague

essence 2
surprise is not all about material it should also be practical

h0pze3:
Continue

when your partner's apology becomes... "but you know i loved you, you better ask if you are already an ex"

reason
he may be looking for ways to tell you it is over

essence
loved is the past tense of love--get sense, grab it, hold it tight-something is not in other somewhere

caution
if it is he maybe he has started seeing another man around you and is reminding you about how he started with you since the current time isn't working
and if na girl maybe she have discovered that you don't want to share your things with her so she is reminding you of how she need it


BE WARN
there's no perfect or general formula anywhere so what is so for one may not be so for the other

7. contempt
never depend on your boyfriend like he is your father, show him that before he met you you were comfortable and even without him you'll still be comfortable

reason
you are not all he has to care for even thou you are the one-and-only

solution
you may accept all he gives you but try and reduce your demands

8. riches
do not detest a man because he is not rich but remember that he who is rich today may not be rich tomorrow and the poor man today may not be poor forever

reason
wealth is a fan, it turns where ever it wish

solution
just accept him, respect him, cherish him and treat him like a rich man.

9. PERFECTION
everybody is a headache so just carry your own and start taking matrimonial panadol

reason
nobody is perfect

solution
make yourself your university and study yourself for a whole year--know what, who and where you like and the ones you don't like, then use only six months to study your partner--compare and constrast you and him or she and your life will never remain the same

Keep it coming. You're wise

10. your behaviour matters

nkechi always sees uche as a faithful partner until he had mis-understanding with mama blessing and called her a harlot--boom wind blow fowl nyash

reason
your heart is not the only library of your secret books, the pirated copies are also available in other people's bookshop for sale

solution
always respect yourself

11.individual role
un-easy lies the struggle of the breadwinner--uneasy lies the effort of the bread keeper

reason
the bread you won will be stolen if no one helps you keep it

solution
respect everyone's effort whether individually or collectively

reason
*no be every citizen go fight, some go be watchdog, but na d one wey no fight go tell the fighter when enemies de come from back*

chigogo2010:
Keep it coming. You're wise

thank you boss, still loading...

12. character
you said people are not serious with you when you are not even serious with improving your character__people like me will tag along na

reason
no matter how serious people want to be with you it will be restrain by some of your characters they don't like

solution
...read it over and over again

13. status
a man without money is a man without respect

reason
small money little respect, big money heavy respect

solution
hustle till you no longer need to explain yourself for patronage

14 acceptance
you are saying only fake boys are patronizing you those long nails, full eye brow, long lashes, red lips, are they original?

reason
nobody is still original-including you and i

solution
before you condemn others check yourself

caution
i don't mean you should accept all personalities, not all good meats taste good

...

15. love and care
never love or care for your partner because of what they are or what they have

reason
it is their right--not a privilegde

solution
love and care for them because they deserve it

caution
the yellow sisi you see today can become african queen tomorrow, that huge guy with sixpacks can become a chuby man with six volumptous pot belly in the nearest future

the wise read to learn the others read to laugh